I just had a strange exchange with a Chase rep.

[Fygar]

I had some credit cards I needed to activate and this woman did that for me with no problems. Afterward she started asking questions about the two cards, which one I use more often etc. I knew this was probably leading to a sales pitch, but let her continue because she was nice and I've had a phone job before and know what it's like on the other end.

She then asked if I wanted to know about some kind of protection plan for the one card.

I politely said 'No thanks' and left it at that.

She asked 'Oh are you busy Mr. _______? Are you in a hurry? Is there something you need to get to?'

I'm in a weird mood today and decided to be completely honest with her. Normally I would just say I'm busy and nothing more.

Instead I said 'Yeah, to be honest with you I'm about to start writing a graphic novel. It's my sixth one and I'm pretty excited. It's kind of how I want to spend the better part of my afternoon'.

There was a long pause. I felt really stupid. I hate using the term 'graphic novel' because I think most people think that's an extremely violent/ sexual novel.

Her voice changed and she said 'Oh really? I am a graphic artist. I used draw independent comic books back in the day. I made a few comics with some friends of mine. It was a lot of fun. There is nothing like putting a book out on the shelves.'

Now I was taken by surprise. I had no idea what to say. We talked about making comics for a minute or so and she let me go. She wished me luck and that was that. Now I'm killing myself for not asking what she had worked on.

[Buk Was Right]

Worst. Phone sex. Ever.

[batmanbooyah]

Worst. Phone sex. Ever.

"Yeah baby, what are you wearing?"
"A slinky top and black lace panties..."
"ohhhh papa likes...and what trade paperback is sitting near your toilet that you're working on?"
"oooooo i'm making my way through book 3 of the walking dead..."
"I'M COMING!!!!!!"

[Fygar]

Worst. Phone sex. Ever.

HA! :lol:

[Foolish Mortal]

Worst. Phone sex. Ever.
http://i50.tinypic.com/jv6wr8.gif

[Buk Was Right]

"Yeah baby, what are you wearing?"
"A slinky top and black lace panties..."
"ohhhh papa likes...and what trade paperback is sitting near your toilet that you're working on?"
"oooooo i'm making my way through book 3 of the walking dead..."
"I'M COMING!!!!!!"

Oh yeah... I'm taking out my Omnibus... I'm peeling off the dust cover...

[Cth]

Take it out of its mylar sleeve!
Talk to me like you were Millar pitching a comic movie!

[Doug]

Take it out of its mylar sleeve!
Talk to me like you were Millar pitching a comic movie!

I'm going to do something that has never been done before!

[RickLM]

There was a long pause.




The long pause was her flipping through the telemarketing script, looking for the comic creator option.

[Rafiennes]

http://www.gorving.com/blog/enclosures/fletch_movie_image_chevy_chase.jpg

No...a different kind of Chase rep...

[Kedd]

A connection was missed here

[CapnChaos]

Shoulda peed in her butt.

[Cth]

- Oh yeah, I wanna Powers 31 you..

-- You wanna Rat Pack me?

- No, no.. (whisper) Volume 1(whisper)

-- WHAT?!

[Kedd]

Get to craigslist!

[edwardmblake]

So Pia got a new job?

[PatrickA]

"Yeah baby, what are you wearing?"
"A slinky top and black lace panties..."
"ohhhh papa likes...and what trade paperback is sitting near your toilet that you're working on?"
"oooooo i'm making my way through book 3 of the walking dead..."
"You like new #1s in mint condition?"
"Oh god yes! Touch yourself like you are Mr. Fantastic!"
"I'm am!"
"Does that feel good? You going to hit this like it's Janet Pym?"
"It does! I am!"
"Good, baby, good! Do you want to sign up for something that will protect you better than Cap's shield?"
"Hell yes!"
"Great, that will be $25 a yer and we'll just add it to your monthly statement in January. Thanks for using Chase!"

[Mr. E!]

"Yeah baby, what are you wearing?"
"A slinky top and black lace panties..."
"ohhhh papa likes...and what trade paperback is sitting near your toilet that you're working on?"
"oooooo i'm making my way through book 3 of the walking dead..."
"You like new #1s in mint condition?"
"Oh god yes! Touch yourself like you are Mr. Fantastic!"
"I'm am!"
"Does that feel good? You going to hit this like it's Janet Pym?"
"It does! I am!"
"Good, baby, good! Do you want to sign up for something that will protect you better than Cap's shield?"
"Hell yes!"
"Great, that will be $25 a yer and we'll just add it to your monthly statement in January. Thanks for using Chase!"

good show, sir!

[Supreme Convoy]

What small yet geeky world. :)

[Fygar]

Jesus...now I know exactly what I should have said.

What do you think of Thor's hammer?

If she would have gotten the Mr. Show reference I probably would have asked her to marry me right then and there.

[Whip]

Jesus...now I know exactly what I should have said.

What do you think of Thor's hammer?

If she would have gotten the Mr. Show reference I probably would have asked her to marry me right then and there.

But you didn't. So you blew it.

ENJOY BEING SINGLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[afroloq]

"Is it a hardback?"

[maverick-99]

and then you came on her feet.

[GelfXIII]

"What's your Benbo login?"
"Stryfe"
"MARRY ME!"

[Ryan Elliott]

"Yeah baby, what are you wearing?"
"A slinky top and black lace panties..."
"ohhhh papa likes...and what trade paperback is sitting near your toilet that you're working on?"
"oooooo i'm making my way through book 3 of the walking dead..."
"I'M COMING!!!!!!"


:rofl:

[Buk Was Right]

But you didn't. So you blew it.

ENJOY BEING SINGLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

:rofl: