just a reminder... this board is a free service...

[BENDIS!]

one i foot the bill for gladly. i love it.

but those who are bathing in the waters of self entitlement really need to actually get up from your computer, shamble up to the bathroom mirror, look yourself dead in the eye and stare until you realize how embarrassing some of your shit is.

just because you post often or have hung out here a while doesn't mean the rules do not apply.

no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms. take it outside. and you better take it far because if i get a whiff of it, you are gone!!

this place is as cool as you make it. participate in a positive way or get the fuck off my cyberlawn

[Ryan Elliott]

one i foot the bill for gladly. i love it.

but those who are bathing in the waters of self entitlement really need to actually get up from your computer, shamble up to the bathroom mirror, look yourself dead in the eye and stare until you realize how embarrassing some of your shit is.

just because you post often or have hung out here a while doesn't mean the rules do not apply.

no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms. take it outside. and you better take it far because if i get a whiff of it, you are gone!!

this place is as cool as you make it.

Yes sir.


participate in a positive way or get the fuck off my cyberlawn

And why do you always give me the best photoshop fodder when I'm nowhere near photoshop?

I'd photoshop your head onto clint eastwood's body from his "get off my lawn" scene and I'd caption it "Get the fuck off my cyberlawn, my board!"

[Briomega]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/Briomega/you_got_it_dude.jpg

[Magnum V.I.]

Finally! Daddy Spank!

[afroloq]

http://www.macrophile.com/images/preview/yes_sir.jpg

[Pick The System!]

Did somebody get banned?

[BENDIS!]

theres some people who i want to ban, unban just so i can ban again :)

[Kirblar]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

[Briomega]

theres some people who i want to ban, unban just so i can ban again :)

:scared:

[Gunter]

theres some people who i want to ban, unban just so i can ban again :)

:lol:

I love Bendis PSA's.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Sure thing boss.

[Ray G.]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

Ditto.

I feel like I just tuned in at the end of the show.

[Fake Pat]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

Yeah, wha happen?

[19bernardo87]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

Same.

I mean, I have been sending death threats to random posters through PM, but that's just the Christmas spirit taking over. :surrend:

[batmanbooyah]

bendis reads our PM's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Hodag]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

From Bendis's post:


no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms

Mebbe shit happenin' behind the scenes.

[RickLM]

All the people who disagreed with me on any topic have just been given notice! Ha ha ha!

[Kirblar]

From Bendis's post:


no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms

Mebbe shit happenin' behind the scenes.
I did take a swipe at Bryan Singer in a PM to Ray recently!

:scared:

[The Hodag]

I did take a swipe at Bryan Singer in a PM to Ray recently!

:scared:

No one puts Singer in a corner.

[19bernardo87]

From Bendis's post:


no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms

Mebbe shit happenin' behind the scenes.

Oh... I thought Bendis was just insulted by menstruation... :)

[John M. Coker (Johnny C.)]

bendis reads our PM's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit. That means I have to stop sending all those pornographic love letters to Pat. Fuck.

[The Hodag]

Oh... I thought Bendis was just insulted by menstruation... :)

:lol:

"Dear board: stop menstruating."

[cyberweasel]

Oh... I thought Bendis was just insulted by menstruation... :)Beat me to it! :-x

[RoShambo]

Am I crazy, or doesn't someone get out of line and prompt a similar posting by the bossman at least once a year?

[Ray G.]

I'm curious if the PM thing means insulting someone via PM (like, sending them an insulting PM) or trash-talking someone to a friend in PMs.

[BENDIS!]

Oh shit. That means I have to stop sending all those pornographic love letters to Pat. Fuck.

no. those are so sweet.

[Jonny Z]

i kinda miss the days when i was the board miscreant... now i'm just a has been with no idea of what's going on :(

[Mattman]

theres some people who i want to ban, unban just so i can ban again :)
Simpson does that to me.

[John M. Coker (Johnny C.)]

no. those are so sweet.

I wish I knew how to quit him.

[cyberweasel]

Bendis needs to have one of these on his computer desk:

http://hzero.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/banhammer2.jpg

[19bernardo87]

Beat me to it! :-x

You should send me a threatening PM, with plenty of insults!

[Ryan Elliott]

Bendis needs to have one of these on his computer desk:

http://hzero.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/banhammer2.jpg


He already has a ban hammer. It's what he calls his penis.

And his penis is what he physically uses to ban people.

[cyberweasel]

He already has a ban hammer. It's what he calls his penis.

And his penis is what he physically uses to ban people.You say this... and he says he wants to unban people just to ban them again?

Well, then. That explains a lot. But it doesn't explain why he doesn't post this daily.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Why doesn't anyone ever pm me? :cry:

[Taxman]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:I think what it means is that a Kid Intense deal is in the works.

[Ryan Elliott]

You say this... and he says he wants to unban people just to ban them again?

Well, then. That explains a lot. But it doesn't explain why he doesn't post this daily.


It has to be special for him. Or otherwise it loses the thrill.

[THWIP!]

i kinda miss the days when i was the board miscreant... now i'm just a has been with no idea of what's going on :(

:)

The good ol' days.

[cyberweasel]

It has to be special for him. Or otherwise it loses the thrill.He's such a girl like that. I guess there has to be wine, roses, and a mint before the banning commences.

[Ryan Elliott]

He's such a girl like that. I guess there has to be wine, roses, and a mint before the banning commences.



And the lotion.

[The Crushtacean]

I think what it means is that a Kid Intense deal is in the works.

Yeah, I think the thread where people were being a dick to that dude maybe got out of hand.

[Hoggie]

Thanks for reminding why I love you BENDIS!

[Garth]

C'mon Bendis, that thread with your picture as Switzerland's savior (or whatever it was) was a sign of affection. We all love you and appreciate the board.

[Blue Flash]

I think what it means is that a Kid Intense deal is in the works.

:lol: Bingo!

[Mark Mavro (kryptic6)]

Every time one of these threads pop up, I never actually know this shit is going on.

[Pat Shatner]

I love these threads. It's like Dad poking his head into the playroom, yelling "Quiet down and stop pulling your brother's hair!" and then plodding back down the hall to his gin & tonic and pipe.

[The Doctor]

Why doesn't anyone ever pm me? :cry:
Done!

[Pat Shatner]

Done!

You fool, that's exactly what he wanted!

[Greygor]

Whenever I see these warning posts it's like opening your door to see a couple of cops standing there.

Immediately you begin to think what the hell did I do :scared:

[bartleby]

So, wait. What have I been sending all those checks for?

[Greygor]

So, wait. What have I been sending all those checks for?

If you don't he WILL publish the photos

[Howlett]

So, wait. What have I been sending all those checks for?

Brain Melting Bandits! You've killed us all!

[cPol]

I love when people around here get uppity and Bendis has to whip out his e-peen just to remind everyone who the big dog is 'round these parts. No one does it with quite the same panache as he.

[Dr. Blasphemy]

You all know what this REALLY means-

NO MORE ANTI-JEANS SHORTS THREADS!

[Big McLargeHuge]

Shit just got real!

[joshdahl]

I, for one, am grateful that I have no idea what drama might be going on.

I really like this board for all of the crazy fun..... and the intelligent discussion.

Mr. Bendis, thank you for teh time, energy, and money you put into keeping this thing running.

[Dave S.]

I think we should all give each other Christian side hugs and move on.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I blame America Dave.

[hamgravy]

Now I want to misbehave so daddy notices me.

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt268/hamgravy_photos/ULT_SPIDER_BENDIS.jpg

[TV Zombie]

I am really confused at this one cause I haven't seen any crazy drama recently. :lol:

I think the key word was PMs ;-)

[TomBelandTSSTG]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/133702/rollover_mom.jpg

[Generic Poster]

Must've been something that Evan the Shaggy did. Thinks he's so big now that he's got 20,000 posts.

[TIP]

Now I want to misbehave so daddy notices me.

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt268/hamgravy_photos/ULT_SPIDER_BENDIS.jpg

I can see some Spider-Scro.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Must've been something that Evan the Shaggy did. Thinks he's so big now that he's got 20,000 posts.

Oh yeah. Definetly a lot of it falls on him. And America Dave. Both horrible people.

[cPol]

I can see some Spider-Scro.

I believe that's called the web sack.

[hamgravy]

I believe that's called the web sack.

Organic Web Shooter

[TheTravis!]

For once, I'm feeling pretty assured that this thread isn't because of something I did.

[The Doctor]

You fool, that's exactly what he wanted!
:eek:

[NATE!]

http://topbanana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/confused.jpg

[bartleby]

For once, I'm feeling pretty assured that this thread isn't because of something I did.

Maybe this thread is about something that you didn't do.

[TheTravis!]

Maybe this thread is about something that you didn't do.

You just blew my mind, dude.

[Rick America]

Yea!!! Tom's back!!!


http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/133702/rollover_mom.jpg

[HeroBoy]

Someone made Bendis' Naughty list this christmas...or chanakuah or kwanza, or all three.

[Ray G.]

I, for one, am grateful that I have no idea what drama might be going on.

I really like this board for all of the crazy fun..... and the intelligent discussion.

Mr. Bendis, thank you for teh time, energy, and money you put into keeping this thing running.

Ditto. :thumb:

Although I'm still trying to figure if anyone's been sent to the cornfield like they usually are when one of these posts comes up. :)

[Generic Poster]

Ditto. :thumb:

Although I'm still trying to figure if anyone's been sent to the cornfield like they usually are when one of these posts comes up. :)

I suggest implementation of a BenBo BanBo, where the mods can post who was banned, and why. This will serve as a warning to others.

[Big McLargeHuge]

I suggest implementation of a BenBo BanBo, where the mods can post who was banned, and why. This will serve as a warning to others.

Gossipy gossiper

[RebootedCorpse]

Who keeps calling these back up? What's the point?

[Jim T.]

Who keeps calling these back up? What's the point?

This one's new - from last night.

[bartleby]

Who keeps calling these back up? What's the point?

This thread was started last night

[Big McLargeHuge]

This thread was started last night

Siege: Entitlement

[RebootedCorpse]

This thread was started last night

Huh. So it was. But it seems so familiar...

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

hmmm...then who has my annual fee been going to!!?

[bartleby]

Huh. So it was. But it seems so familiar...

This is Bendis's annual Christmas tradition. It's like the Pat Loika Christmas cards, only less festive.

[Greygor]

Most of the time Mr. B's sort of

http://www.complex.com/assets/images/Individuals/Web/102007/bendis209.jpg

but get on the wrong side of him and he's

http://michaelmay.us/08blog/12/1213_bendis.jpg

and then we're all

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uKUJj9VMJpA/SjFNrqpm3EI/AAAAAAAAE20/xnqL5oWgfeY/s400/jeremy+howard.bmp

[Jef UK]

Hmm. I think I've been good. I haven't gotten on my high horse in a couple of weeks.

[Jonny Z]

Hmm. I think I've been good. I haven't gotten on my high horse in a couple of weeks.

here's my high horse

http://www.celebritygossip.cc/paris-hilton-marijuana-weed.jpg

[Gunter]

Huh. So it was. But it seems so familiar...

Deja BenBo

[woljed]

I, for one, am grateful that I have no idea what drama might be going on.

I really like this board for all of the crazy fun..... and the intelligent discussion.

Mr. Bendis, thank you for teh time, energy, and money you put into keeping this thing running.

Josh Dahl loves you?

[Superior Kiai]

What did I do this time??

Did someone tell on me??

Tattletales!!! :-x

[DaGetHighKnight]

i kinda miss the days when i was the board miscreant... now i'm just a has been with no idea of what's going on :(

Once your penis dove into the vagina pool it was over for you,Jonny.

[The Zevad]

one i foot the bill for gladly. i love it.

but those who are bathing in the waters of self entitlement really need to actually get up from your computer, shamble up to the bathroom mirror, look yourself dead in the eye and stare until you realize how embarrassing some of your shit is.

just because you post often or have hung out here a while doesn't mean the rules do not apply.

no insults means no insults. that means on the board or pms. take it outside. and you better take it far because if i get a whiff of it, you are gone!!

this place is as cool as you make it. participate in a positive way or get the fuck off my cyberlawn


You owe me money don't you?:mistrust:


i kinda miss the days when i was the board miscreant... now i'm just a has been with no idea of what's going on :(

Yes. Yes that's true mein doppleganger.


bendis reads our PM's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well yeah. Scary ain't it? :scared:


here's my high horse

http://www.celebritygossip.cc/paris-hilton-marijuana-weed.jpg

I'd reply to this. But involves Len and it got me in trouble with bendis and it got Principal Zevad assassinated off panel by Ultimate Gobln in Ultimate Spider-Man.

[BENDIS!]

what the bump?

[NATE!]

what the bump?

http://www.nimbinwave.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/image/cocaine_user.jpg

[Kirblar]

I suggest implementation of a BenBo BanBo, where the mods can post who was banned, and why. This will serve as a warning to others.
Elitist Jerks' Banhammer forum is one of the best things ever.

[Ray G.]

Elitist Jerks' Banhammer forum is one of the best things ever.

Link please? :D

And I cosign the beggin' for a Banbo.

[Jew Mafia]

I'm glad these kind of shenanigans don't happen on the invite only board bendis started awhile ago.

[Kirblar]

Link please? :D

And I cosign the beggin' for a Banbo.
If you thought I was a dick...
(http://elitistjerks.com/f34/)

[Keith P.]

Christ, you ask one person to send you a picture of their dick and Bendis gets all uptight.

Wait...that is what we are talking about isn't it?

[NATE!]

Christ, you ask one person to send you a picture of their dick and Bendis gets all uptight.

Wait...that is what we are talking about isn't it?

http://www.banklawyersblog.com/.a/6a00d8341c652b53ef010535ce3c64970c-800wi

[bartleby]

Christ, you ask one person to send you a picture of their dick and Bendis gets all uptight.

Wait...that is what we are talking about isn't it?

To be fair, it might have gone over better if it hadn't been to one of the board's female posters who you asked that question.

[Drew]

THINGS HAPPEN ON THE BOARD WHEN I AM GONE?

This is just like Toy Story! Only without toys. Or tangibility. You know what? Forget I said that.

[Superior Kiai]

I'm glad these kind of shenanigans don't happen on the invite only board bendis started awhile ago.

I knew it!!!!!!!!! :-x

[Caley Tibbittz]

I'm glad these kind of shenanigans don't happen on the invite only board bendis started awhile ago.
You know how I know there really is an invite only board? 'Cause no one's invited me.

[Ray G.]

If you thought I was a dick...
(http://elitistjerks.com/f34/)

Good lord.

90% of those seem to come down to "I don't like you." :lol:

[Simps]

Simpson does that to me.

I love it.

[Whip]

I always miss the wank.

[Blue Flash]

If you thought I was a dick...
(http://elitistjerks.com/f34/)

woooooooow.

[panco]

If you thought I was a dick... (http://elitistjerks.com/f34/)

From your link :



consult the following (incomplete) list of unacceptable words:
* u
* ur
* lol
* ofc
* plz
* nm
* thx
* sry
* ftw
* imo
* btw
* tho


That's quite the funny. Don't u think?

[dankiely]

i miss JAM

[DaGetHighKnight]

i miss JAM

you mean JAM,,,,...,.,,., , right?

[Kirblar]

Good lord.

90% of those seem to come down to "I don't like you." :lol:
There's a good reason (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com) the forums are so heavily moderated.

[Blue Flash]

There's a good reason (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com) the forums are so heavily moderated.

I'm at a loss to understand what those forums are about, which probably makes that site even more funny to me. Are people developing some type of RPG game there?

[Evan the Shaggy]

Oh yeah. Definetly a lot of it falls on him. And America Dave. Both horrible people.

We're gonna form our own country. Its gonna be called "America Evan the Dave."

[Black Roman]

So, Fuck You, My Board? :?:

[Gary Dunaier]

I think it's time to show a genuine photograph of the Mr. Brian Michael Bendis and the Mr. Peter David (writer of Stuff) together, in the same place at the same time, which was taken by me at the 2009 New York Comic Con comic book convention in New York which was held in New York in the year 2009 or MMIX if you want to express the year in Roman numerals.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3382/3266192340_f7d2691046_b.jpg

In the above photo Mr. David is on the left and the Mr. Bendis is on the right.

Also at this time I should like to present in this space another photographic reproduction of the image of the Mr. Bendis (Brian Michael) which was taken at the same place as the other Photograph picture which just in case you've forgotten or it slipped your mind was the New York Comic Con that took place in 2009 in New York and was an event that the Gareb Shamus had nothing to do with at least from an administrative capacity. I mean, he may have bought a ticket and attended the con just like any other fan. Or, he may have attended as a NYCC volunteer but I don't think that was the case because I was a volunteer at the New York Comic Con 2009 at the Javits Center in New York City and I don't recall ever seeing him wearing a volunteer's T-shirt or chilling out in the volunteer's lounge and I'm sure I would have remembered if this was the case so I strongly doubt that the Gareb Shamus was at the Con (New York Comic) 2009 as a volunteer because I would have remembered if he was.

Anyway this other photographic image reproduction of the visage of the Bendis, B. Michael (Mr.) who I am told is a gentleman admired by many of you people here at the Bendis Board is a solo image of just Brian Mr. Michael Bendis - b. 1967-08-18 - that you can print out and if you print it out on good quality paper you can take it with you everywhere you go so that if you meet the guy (Brian Michael Bendis, winner of the 1999 Eisner Award for Talent Deserving of Wider Recognition) maybe if you are very nice to him and well mannered and on your best behavior perhaps he will write his name on it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3527/3265365513_5b7448da9c_b.jpg

[Ryan Elliott]

Blah, blah, blah pictures of Bendis and a lot of run on sentences blah, blah, blah


Oh great. Another fake poster.

[changingshades]

I can see some Spider-Scro.

It's always good to see what Ditko is up to

[Len Snark]

So you're saying that in America, Brian Michael Bendis is great?