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adam_warlock_2099
11-22-2009, 08:04 AM
. . . when my wife came into our room when I was watching TV with a can of pomade in one hand and a bottle of glue on sparkles in the other, I was really sure what to do, so I went with it.

And my next instinct was to share it on the Bendis Board.

:rofl:

Jason California
11-22-2009, 08:08 AM
It was probably some of the tamer stuff you have done.

CapnChaos
11-22-2009, 08:09 AM
Given the character, all she'd need to roleplay is a dildo nailed to a shiny block of wood. :lol:

Mylazycat
11-22-2009, 08:26 AM
This thread is useless without pics! :wink:

costello
11-22-2009, 08:33 AM
I don't know how you can roleplay in bed. The dice roll all over the place. Plus there's no hard surface to write on.

Such a pain in the ass.

adam_warlock_2099
11-22-2009, 08:41 AM
It was probably some of the tamer stuff you have done.

Plus I am not hairy enough to be a wolf shapeshifter. :)

RyanP
11-22-2009, 08:56 AM
This thread is useless without pics! :wink:

No, no. It's just fine the way it is.

Whip
11-22-2009, 09:15 AM
So you guys were RP'ing Twilight?

Should have done Castlevania! There're whips involved! :)

adam_warlock_2099
11-22-2009, 09:21 AM
So you guys were RP'ing Twilight?

Should have done Castlevania! There're whips involved! :)

Well I figured it was time to do something she wanted to do Ms Whip. ;)

Mylazycat
11-22-2009, 11:23 AM
No, no. It's just fine the way it is.

:lol:

TheTravis!
11-23-2009, 05:25 AM
I don't know how you can roleplay in bed. The dice roll all over the place. Plus there's no hard surface to write on.

Such a pain in the ass.

:thumb:

Cth
11-23-2009, 05:52 AM
This thread is useless without pics! :wink:


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Mylazycat
11-23-2009, 06:02 AM
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Akira
11-23-2009, 06:22 AM
You, sir, are a trooper.

maverick-99
11-23-2009, 06:32 AM
. . . when my wife came into our room when I was watching TV with a can of pomade in one hand and a bottle of glue on sparkles in the other, I was really sure what to do, so I went with it.


Worst sentence ever. Go back to seventh grade English.

The way it's structured makes it sound like you are the one with can of pomade in one hand and a bottle of glue on sparkles in the other.

And then you say that you are really sure what to do? What's the problem then?

Shwicaz
11-23-2009, 06:44 AM
. . . when my wife came into our room when I was watching TV with a can of pomade in one hand and a bottle of glue on sparkles in the other, I was really sure what to do, so I went with it.

And my next instinct was to share it on the Bendis Board.

:rofl:


Your wife is Adam Lambert? :scared:


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WinterRose
11-23-2009, 09:17 PM
I don't know that I'm able to RP anymore. The last GF I had? We did too much, and now I'm pretty much recovering from overdose. That said... the RP's were awesome. And I apparently can do The Doctor or The Master with equal amounts of appropriate flippant brilliance or insane menace. So yay me... I guess. *^_^*

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11-23-2009, 09:28 PM
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noble
11-24-2009, 04:10 AM
I never have understood people's need to roleplay in the bedroom.

Are they just so boring and terrible in the sack that their partner has to pretend they're someone else?

And people asked to role play are ok with this?

Garth
11-24-2009, 06:40 AM
I've never got the role playing thing either. Maybe I am just too self conscious. But, some people seem to adore it, so more power to them.

Jason California
11-24-2009, 06:50 AM
I like to role play that I am a cool stud when I am having sex. It really helps out.

Fourthman
11-24-2009, 06:50 AM
I roleplay the film Avatar in the bedroom a lot lately. Which entails sitting in your body watching other (usually more physically fit) people get freaky. I do this mostly alone.

TheTravis!
11-24-2009, 07:13 AM
I don't know that I'm able to RP anymore. The last GF I had? We did too much, and now I'm pretty much recovering from overdose. That said... the RP's were awesome. And I apparently can do The Doctor or The Master with equal amounts of appropriate flippant brilliance or insane menace. So yay me... I guess. *^_^*

This makes me wish I was retroactively illiterate.

bartleby
11-24-2009, 07:15 AM
This makes me wish I was retroactively illiterate.

Just be glad that this was one of the rare posts in which he kept himself under 2,000 words.

Doug
11-24-2009, 07:25 AM
I roleplay the film Avatar in the bedroom a lot lately. Which entails sitting in your body watching other (usually more physically fit) people get freaky. I do this mostly alone.

Don't they call people who are into that "cuckolds?"

Fourthman
11-24-2009, 08:01 AM
Don't they call people who are into that "cuckolds?"

Not if you're alone watching porn they don't.

Benel Germosen
11-24-2009, 08:13 AM
I don't know how you can roleplay in bed. The dice roll all over the place. Plus there's no hard surface to write on.

Such a pain in the ass.

I enjoy this.

RyanP
11-24-2009, 08:58 AM
Don't they call people who are into that "cuckolds?"

I heard that term on the episode of the simpsons where moe and marge open an english pub and just thought it was a nonsensical word. What does it mean?

AndrewG
11-24-2009, 09:06 AM
I heard that term on the episode of the simpsons where moe and marge open an english pub and just thought it was a nonsensical word. What does it mean?

Usually the male partner in the relationship takes a submissive role to the wife or girlfriend. The female will be free to have relationships/sex with other men and the male part of the relationship will only be allowed to watch or sometimes be excluded from the act altogether. Some people take it even further where the male is excluded from having sexual relations with his partner (or anyone else at all)

Doug
11-24-2009, 09:11 AM
Not if you're alone watching porn they don't.

Fair enough.

Doug
11-24-2009, 09:12 AM
Usually the male partner in the relationship takes a submissive role to the wife or girlfriend. The female will be free to have relationships/sex with other men and the male part of the relationship will only be allowed to watch or sometimes be excluded from the act altogether. Some people take it even further where the male is excluded from having sexual relations with his partner (or anyone else at all)

Much better explanation than what I was going to give.

Mine was basically: guy sits in a corner and watches his wife/girlfriend having sex with another man.

ShortStack
11-24-2009, 09:15 AM
So you sparkled and she went to the other side of the room to mope?
also, @costello :lol:. Awesome.

AndrewG
11-24-2009, 09:20 AM
Much better explanation than what I was going to give.

Mine was basically: guy sits in a corner and watches his wife/girlfriend having sex with another man.

But there is a difference. There's a term called hotwifing where a man is okay with his wife or gf sleeping with other men. Sometimes they participate or just watch or stay out of it altogether. But with cuckolding there is a submissive aspect where the guy likes being denied the attention/love/sexual relief of the woman.