Entertain me!

[Keith P.]

All my work is done.

I literally have nothing to do for the next 6 hours.

Its Friday, its payday and I am going insane because I want to leave and get started on my weekend debauchery.

I am going INSANE.

[Raphael J]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Helmhammerhand/VincentCassel.jpg

Talk to Vincent. He's good people.

[JABSEN]

No.

I'm bored at work,too


Entertain me. :x

[PeterSparker]

I could tell you stories about the football team I had sex with last night, but I know that wouldn't interest you, so......

[moonspider]

*gropes you*

[The Roman Candle]

http://freespace.virgin.net/adrian.ball/mnkydans.jpg

[Keith P.]

I could tell you stories about the football team I had sex with last night, but I know that wouldn't interest you, so......

You are a petty evil little man.

Did your ass look like the Lincoln Tunnel afterwards?

[TIP]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid91/p971a22e139e868dd97c030ed5510afc8/fa670710.jpg


T

[Opus Croakus]

I'm juggling a set of steak knives and typing this message at the same time.
Trust me, you'd be really entertained if you could see it.

[Keith P.]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid91/p971a22e139e868dd97c030ed5510afc8/fa670710.jpg


T

I swear to God the police would have to cordon off his ass after I got done with it, 'cause I'd hit it so hard it would look like the scene of a triple homicide.

[TIP]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid91/p971a22e139e868dd97c030ed5510afc8/fa670710.jpg


T

I swear to God the police would have to cordon off his ass after I got done with it, 'cause I'd hit it so hard it would look like the scene of a triple homicide.

Whoa.

T

[Keith P.]

T

I swear to God the police would have to cordon off his ass after I got done with it, 'cause I'd hit it so hard it would look like the scene of a triple homicide.

Whoa.

T

Whoa, I'm scared or Whoa, I'm aroused?

[moonspider]

joey laurence?

[PeterSparker]

I could tell you stories about the football team I had sex with last night, but I know that wouldn't interest you, so......

You are a petty evil little man.

Did your ass look like the Lincoln Tunnel afterwards?


:shock: Ouch! I'm out of my league here, I'll just go back to my lame hetero life, and make no more attempts at gay themed jokes...."Mommy, hold me!"

[NickT]

http://209.59.167.174/~dan/board/viewtopic.php?t=1861 :D

[Brian Defferding]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/sickpumpkin.jpg

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/icecar.jpg

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/bigpipe.jpg

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/nature6.jpg

[Keith P.]

joey laurence?

I said "Entertain me" not "make me vomit up my protein shake."

[TIP]

T

I swear to God the police would have to cordon off his ass after I got done with it, 'cause I'd hit it so hard it would look like the scene of a triple homicide.

Whoa.

T

Whoa, I'm scared or Whoa, I'm aroused?

:heybaby:


T

[moonspider]

joey laurence?

I said "Entertain me" not "make me vomit up my protein shake."


NAMBLA?

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/zookeeper.html

My favorite waste of time game. Don't bother with the directions. Just switch around the animals so that 3 or more of the same kind line up.

[Keith P.]

joey laurence?

I said "Entertain me" not "make me vomit up my protein shake."


NAMBLA?

Yuck.

I'd like to go to one of their meetings with my nice new Remington .870

[moonspider]

joey laurence?

I said "Entertain me" not "make me vomit up my protein shake."


NAMBLA?

Yuck.

I'd like to go to one of their meetings with my nice new Remington .870


how about a nice COLT 45?

[Brian Defferding]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/wildride.jpg

[Keith P.]

joey laurence?

I said "Entertain me" not "make me vomit up my protein shake."


NAMBLA?

Yuck.

I'd like to go to one of their meetings with my nice new Remington .870


how about a nice COLT 45?


.45 Very reliable gun. Been around forever. I know a lot of people who like them, usually popular with collectors.

[Keith P.]

Ok, I'm not being entertained.

Must I begin to violently and randomly sodomize to alleviate my boredom?


MUST I?

[SimiBoyz]

Here's something to keep you occupied for a while.

Work out 8 multiplied by 7.



Not as easy as you think.




Unless you have a basic understanding of maths that is.

[Keith P.]

Here's something to keep you occupied for a while.

Work out 8 multiplied by 7.



Not as easy as you think.




Unless you have a basic understanding of maths that is.

Math is boring!

[McAfee]

I've seen your posts. I submit that no heterosexual male is qualified to even post in this thread, let alone "entertain" you.

:wink:

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You should dress up to go out this weekend.
http://www.geocities.com/fsumensrugby/drag-queen.jpg

[Keith P.]

I've seen your posts. I submit that no heterosexual male is qualified to even post in this thread, let alone "entertain" you.

:wink:

Put this on and dance for my amusement!

http://www.adira.us/green_sari_set_bolero.jpg

[McAfee]

I've seen your posts. I submit that no heterosexual male is qualified to even post in this thread, let alone "entertain" you.

:wink:

Put this on and dance for my amusement!

http://www.adira.us/green_sari_set_bolero.jpg

Bea Arthur wouldn't even wear that on a dare! :x

[PAS]

you probably don't have a vid player at work... but if you DO....

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/fatass.wmv

[RegularJoe]

All my work is done.

I literally have nothing to do for the next 6 hours.

Its Friday, its payday and I am going insane because I want to leave and get started on my weekend debauchery.

I am going INSANE.

i didn't come here to be your dancing monkey.

[Keith P.]

All my work is done.

I literally have nothing to do for the next 6 hours.

Its Friday, its payday and I am going insane because I want to leave and get started on my weekend debauchery.

I am going INSANE.

i didn't come here to be your dancing monkey.


Don't make me pop your O ring like a bottle cap.

[RegularJoe]

All my work is done.

I literally have nothing to do for the next 6 hours.

Its Friday, its payday and I am going insane because I want to leave and get started on my weekend debauchery.

I am going INSANE.

i didn't come here to be your dancing monkey.


Don't make me pop your O ring like a bottle cap.

while certain to be painful...that's a mildly intriguing prospect. but, no, no thanks.

i'd rather be your dancing monkey.

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a555i0_gg.jpg

[Keith P.]

you probably don't have a vid player at work... but if you DO....

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/fatass.wmv


Everytime I see a fatty riding around on one of those electric carts I want to push them down.


Is that wrong?

[RegularJoe]

you probably don't have a vid player at work... but if you DO....

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/fatass.wmv


Everytime I see a fatty riding around on one of those electric carts I want to push them down.


Is that wrong?

only in all the right ways.

[Keith P.]

Everytime I go to a Meijer and I see some lardbutt trolling around in one of those things I think it would be great fun to push them over and watch them flail about like a turtle.

Or possibly bumper car them.

[RegularJoe]

Everytime I go to a Meijer and I see some lardbutt trolling around in one of those things I think it would be great fun to push them over and watch them flail about like a turtle.

Or possibly bumper car them.

i would like to, when they're not looking, tie a contraption to their roller that dangles a candy bar in front of them. so it looks like they're chasing it.

[PAS]

Everytime I go to a Meijer and I see some lardbutt trolling around in one of those things I think it would be great fun to push them over and watch them flail about like a turtle.

Or possibly bumper car them.

i would like to, when they're not looking, tie a contraption to their roller that dangles a candy bar in front of them. so it looks like they're chasing it.

we should just farm deathly obese people and harvest them for their fat to use for fuel... imagine it... cars that ran on people fat... it's the way of the future...

[Keith P.]

http://www.neoliquid.com/ilovethegyno.gif

[RegularJoe]

http://www.neoliquid.com/ilovethegyno.gif

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[mike black]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Helmhammerhand/VincentCassel.jpg

Talk to Vincent. He's good people.

That should be "He's good purple."

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Fine, don't dress up. See if I care.
http://www.cactushill.com/Annie/images/pout.jpg

[Keith P.]

I'm much too hairy and broad shouldered to do drag.

And the idea of "tucking" horrifies me.

[Keith P.]

Only a half hour to go.

Then I can leave, hit the gym and spend the rest of the weekend engaging in unnatural carnal relations with various and sundry assorted men!

Yay me!