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EdNEMO
10-02-2009, 05:20 PM
I remember seeing Mike Tyson as this scary bulldog boxer. Now I am only scared he will eat all of my cupcakes.

http://stuffgirlslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fat-mike-tyson.jpg
thatguyfromsyracuse
10-02-2009, 05:21 PM
No way! Is that real? Jesus.
Matt Jay
10-02-2009, 05:22 PM
I'm still scared. Dude will bite your fucking ear off. Only now he'd probably swallow it.
RoShambo
10-02-2009, 05:31 PM
Is he really fat or is he just wearing clothes that fit poorly?
The only place they look tight is on his stomach.
Chunky Ink
10-02-2009, 05:33 PM
If you look at that picture long enough, he starts to look like a little person. :)
CapnChaos
10-02-2009, 05:36 PM
What I remember better is when he was a pain in the ass to beat on the NES.
LenNWallace
10-02-2009, 05:41 PM
I'll always be scared of anyone with a tattoo on the side of their face.
mike black
10-02-2009, 05:43 PM
I'll always be scared of anyone with a tattoo on the side of their face.

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/62881510387.jpg
bartleby
10-02-2009, 05:47 PM
In addition to being the former undisputed heavyweight champion, he raped a woman, abused his wife, bit off a man's ear, and got a bit tattoo on the side of his face.

He could be dressed up like the Easter Bunny and carrying a bundle of daisies, and he'd still be scary.
thatguyfromsyracuse
10-02-2009, 05:49 PM
If you look at that picture long enough, he starts to look like a little person. :)

:lol:
EdNEMO
10-02-2009, 05:50 PM
Is he really fat or is he just wearing clothes that fit poorly?
The only place they look tight is on his stomach.

This should answer that question.

http://bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2008/05/MikeTysonNice/post_image/post_image-leader_tyson_b_gr_03.jpg

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mike-tyson.jpg
RoShambo
10-02-2009, 06:01 PM
This should answer that question.

http://bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2008/05/MikeTysonNice/post_image/post_image-leader_tyson_b_gr_03.jpg

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mike-tyson.jpg

And so it does.

:surrend:

Is there a Really-Really-HeavyWeight title he can fight for?
Ryan Elliott
10-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Wow...
Fourthman
10-02-2009, 08:43 PM
Hey, if grieving for your kid makes you stop exercising, you've earned the right to be fat.
RoShambo
10-02-2009, 08:51 PM
Hey, if grieving for your kid makes you stop exercising, you've earned the right to be fat.

Mike Tyson's daughter dies in treadmill tragedy (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jGNV3mE8Iph_ePbtreCubEAo0LTg)

Mike Tyson's daughter dies in treadmill tragedy
(AFP) – May 25, 2009

PHOENIX, Arizona (AFP) — Former heavyweight world champion Mike Tyson's four-year-old daughter died on Tuesday, a day after accidentally catching her neck in a cord on a treadmill at her home, police said.

"I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 am today at the hospital," Phoenix police spokesman Andy Hill said. "Our sympathies go out to the family."

Exodus Tyson had been hospitalized on life support since Monday, when she was found with her neck wrapped in a cable of the exercise machine by her seven-year-old brother.

The boy summoned his 34-year-old mother from another room, and the woman freed the girl, called an ambulance and tried to revive her.

Tyson, who doesn't live in the modest Phoenix house where the accident occurred, arrived Monday afternoon from Las Vegas and was filmed by television news cameras entering the hospital where Exodus was being treated.

"We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world," the family said in a statement.

"There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal."

Hill said Monday that the police investigation of the scene indicated a "tragic accident."

"Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there's a cord that hangs under the console - it's kind of a loop," Hill said.

"Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it."

Tyson, 42, had been in the news this month with the US release of the film "Tyson", a documentary directed by James Toback that premiered at the Cannes Film Festival last year.

WOW.
I don't know how I missed this when it happened.
Very sad.
Donal DeLay
10-03-2009, 05:54 AM
Hey, if grieving for your kid makes you stop exercising, you've earned the right to be fat.

He's been chubby or fat for a couple years now I think.
Alexander Hamilton
10-03-2009, 05:57 AM
In addition to being the former undisputed heavyweight champion, he raped a woman, abused his wife, bit off a man's ear, and got a bit tattoo on the side of his face.

He could be dressed up like the Easter Bunny and carrying a bundle of daisies, and he'd still be scary.

Truth.

I've known plenty of doughy guys that would still murder you given the reason. Tyson doesn't need a reason. He's Tyson.
Alex(sadly)Maleev
10-03-2009, 06:06 AM
To add to the insult, his pans are too short.
bachman
10-03-2009, 06:47 AM
To add to the insult, his pans are too short.

http://www.sciencemusings.com/blog/images/pan.jpg
dmh3000
10-03-2009, 06:56 AM
Truth.

I've known plenty of doughy guys that would still murder you given the reason. Tyson doesn't need a reason. He's Tyson.

True. I knew a guy who weighed twice as much as me, most of it in fat, and yet he could knock you to the ground easily. Nicest guy you'd ever meet, but if you provoked him, he'd smack you. But then he'd be nice again if you stopped, so it was all good.
TIP
10-03-2009, 07:02 AM
To add to the insult, his pans are too short.


http://www.sciencemusings.com/blog/images/pan.jpg

:lol:
RebootedCorpse
10-03-2009, 07:09 AM
Here's a nice compilation of Tyson knocking some guys right the fuck out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA0Yl1nflFs&feature=related
Hate_Prime
10-03-2009, 09:00 AM
I remember seeing Mike Tyson as this scary bulldog boxer. Now I am only scared he will eat all of my cupcakes.

http://stuffgirlslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fat-mike-tyson.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_q9Z1xnFGk
LenNWallace
10-03-2009, 09:42 AM
http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/62881510387.jpg

Yeah, my penis just retracted into my body.
DaveCummings
10-03-2009, 12:43 PM
Holy Crap!!! So, since they won't put him in another Punch-Out game, I guess he decided to make himself look like King Hippo now.
mike black
10-03-2009, 01:09 PM
Yeah, my penis just retracted into my body.

Lube it up and I might take you out on a date. :heybaby:
mike black
10-03-2009, 01:10 PM
Holy Crap!!! So, since they won't put him in another Punch-Out game, I guess he decided to make himself look like King Hippo now.

That was a particularly shitty joke.
majorjoe23
10-03-2009, 08:35 PM
Nicest guy you'd ever meet, but if you provoked him, he'd smack you.

I'm pretty sure I've met nicer guys.
DaveCummings
10-04-2009, 05:13 AM
That was a particularly shitty joke.


Oh I know, but come on! The guy was a rapist who bit an ear off an opponent and tattooed his face, if we can't poke fun at him, who can we poke fun of.
The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
10-04-2009, 07:52 AM
ITT- People Mike Tyson could still kill is he wanted to. Myself included.
PatrickA
10-04-2009, 09:36 AM
Yeah, I still wouldn't fuck with him.
danlomb
10-04-2009, 09:47 AM
Here's a nice compilation of Tyson knocking some guys right the fuck out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA0Yl1nflFs&feature=related

Man he was just too good. Such speed.
niceguyeddie
10-04-2009, 01:16 PM
he looks like he's going to be showing us what the weather is in our neck of the woods.
BCD
10-04-2009, 01:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc


"I want your heart, I want to eat his children, praise be to Allah!"
Eison
10-04-2009, 02:13 PM
In addition to being the former undisputed heavyweight champion, he raped a woman, abused his wife, bit off a man's ear, and got a bit tattoo on the side of his face.

He could be dressed up like the Easter Bunny and carrying a bundle of daisies, and he'd still be scary.

^ This. ^

And that's just the stuff we know about, there is no telling all the crazy and vile shit he did when he was on top that got covered up by all the people surrounding him that wanted his money to keep rolling in.