RAW is Breaking Pointless

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

grampa tista kong is on

[UltimateFactor]

He's faking. He's about to kick Randy's ass.

[Kirblar]

He's faking. He's about to kick Randy's ass.
Yup.

[Lab-Rat]

Well...it's better than the title I would have given the thread. I was goingto go with "Raw is Stratusfaction"


Anyways...Batista is saying he's retiring? Thank god. I don't want him on Smackdown....or Raw.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

what does Orton have against his hair?

[Lab-Rat]

He's faking. He's about to kick Randy's ass.


Truthfully...I'm betting on this...and I don't want to see him on Smackdown.

[THWIP!]

Work!!!

[Kirblar]

what does Orton have against his hair?
The preppy hair he has when it grows out doesn't really fit his character anymore.

[THWIP!]

Is that a fucking nose ring?

[Briomega]

His nose piercing is pretty fucking funny.

[UltimateFactor]

Hah, knew it.

[Lab-Rat]

fuck.

[THWIP!]

Truthfully...I'm betting on this...and I don't want to see him on Smackdown.

Sorry buddy.

[Lab-Rat]

I now fear that we're gonna get another Punk/Batista feud...where punk is pushed extremely weak as to not diminish Batista's image. :(

[UltimateFactor]

Ugh, I don't want him on smackdown either. He should have just turned heel and fueded with Cena or somthing, give him somthing to do while they played out a Ted face turn against Randy. Booo..

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Batista on Smackdown makes no sense at all.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

I'm already pissed they haven't shown Trish yet.

[Briomega]

A giant man like that having a tiny little nose piercing? Oh Dave. :lol:

[Kirblar]

Batista on Smackdown makes no sense at all.
If you're Batista, and you see HHH and Cena sucking all the oxygen on Raw...wouldn't you run over to Smackdown too? :lol:

[UltimateQuintessa]

Bring out Trish damn it.

[Eison]

I now fear that we're gonna get another Punk/Batista feud...where punk is pushed extremely weak as to not diminish Batista's image. :(


Yeah I'm not looking forward to more Punk/Batista or even worse them shortening Punk/Taker so that we can get another round of Batista/Taker. :(

[Lab-Rat]

Truthfully...if I was Orton...I'd be happy. Cause...while he didn't make Batista retire...he did make Batista leave Raw.

[Briomega]

Trish! :rock:

[Lab-Rat]

Whoooo trish!

[Lab-Rat]

hmm...she's a brunette now...looks good.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Trish is pretty hot.

[Eison]

Holy shit Trish looks great.

[Briomega]

Did she have work done?

[THWIP!]

She looks so fucking good.

[SidekicksRevenge]

Did she have work done?

Something seems off, now that you mention it...I just can't pick it out. It's not the hair.

[Kirblar]

Did she have work done?
I believe she took out her implants.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

If you're Batista, and you see HHH and Cena sucking all the oxygen on Raw...wouldn't you run over to Smackdown too? :lol:

So he can suck all the oxygen out of Punk, Ziggler and Morrison.

[Briomega]

I believe she took out her implants.

Talking about her face.

[Kirblar]

So he can suck all the oxygen out of Punk, Ziggler and Morrison.
Punk's the only main event heel on the roster. :lol:

[Daniel K.]

I love her accent.

Also, Batista on Smackdown? Goddammit.

[Briomega]

Something seems off, now that you mention it...I just can't pick it out. It's not the hair.

Yeah, not sure if it's work done on her teeth or something more.

[UltimateQuintessa]

I have this strange feeling. One I forgot.

I think it's called Stratusfaction.

[SidekicksRevenge]

Go All-American American!

[UltimateFactor]

Hopefully they at least turn Dave heel. That would make it a little better.

[THWIP!]

Miz needs to become main event like soon. So we don't have to see goons like Cody and Ted.

[UltimateQuintessa]

Looks like I'm gonna have to start watching Superstars.

[THWIP!]

Hopefully they at least turn Dave heel. That would make it a little better.

Not for awhile. I want to see heel Undertaker.

[THWIP!]

King needs to shut the fuck up.

[xanderharris]

they need Batista on smackdown since they have no faces except taker and rey.

I dont like it either but I dont think he will be booked over punk. Punk is too white hot right now

Trish just slimmed down a ton and did have her implants removed and she owns a yoga studio in toronto and so she is a lot smaller and toned than she was when she wrestled

[THWIP!]

He's on Raw because he has Raw ability. Shut up!!!

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Punk's the only main event heel on the roster. :lol:

I know, but he will more than likely take time away from them building these guys up.

[Kirblar]

Not for awhile. I want to see heel Undertaker.
Yeah, that ain't happening. I'd love to see Michaels/Taker v Jerishow though.

[THWIP!]

they need Batista on smackdown since they have no faces except taker and rey.

I dont like it either but I dont think he will be booked over punk. Punk is too white hot right now

Trish just slimmed down a ton and did have her implants removed and she owns a yoga studio in toronto and so she is a lot smaller and toned than she was when she wrestled

She did look thinner.

[Masculine Todd]

All four of these men are awesome and I truly want them to be more relevant. Especially Primo. He received no response from the crowd, yet he's a phenomenal worker. Give him a personality, please.

[Eison]

Looks like I'm gonna have to start watching Superstars.

I think Superstars is usually pretty decent.

[UltimateFactor]

All four of these men are awesome and I truly want them to be more relevant. Especially Primo. He received no response from the crowd, yet he's a phenomenal worker. Give him a personality, please.

Agreed.

[UltimateQuintessa]

Mj yes

[Eison]

I wish Carlito and Primo were still a tag-team.

[Lab-Rat]

So I guess Trish is gonna be the 3rd person?

[Foolish Mortal]

I love King interrupting Michael and pointing out Lilian's mistake. :lol:

[UltimateQuintessa]

"I remember being quite a fan of hers"

Say what you want about Cole but that was awesome he brought up that old storyline to Mickie.

[Lab-Rat]

heh..."You know...I remember being a big fan of hers....but that was a long time ago." -Mickie James in regards to Trish

[Briomega]

heh..."You know...I remember being a big fan of hers....but that was a long time ago." -Mickie James in regards to Trish

Hehe.

[THWIP!]

That was a surprise.

[Lab-Rat]

SO I guess it wasn't a triple threat match. lol

[Briomega]

Meh.

[Eison]

And Gail Kim continues to job, I wish she'd go to Smackdown instead of Batista.

[Daniel K.]

And Gail Kim continues to job, I wish she'd go to Smackdown instead of Batista.

Yeah I like how she was working circles around Alicia Fox and yet she still jobbed.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Manu!:lol:

[Briomega]

:lol: Beth.

[Daniel K.]

Yesssss!

[THWIP!]

Trish is wrestling!!

[UltimateFactor]

Five bucks says her partner is Cena.

[SidekicksRevenge]

Jericho vs. Barker!!!!

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

" I will take on Bob Barker any place, anywhere" :lol:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Five bucks says her partner is Cena.

If that puts Jericho back in the title picture that would make sense.

[Eison]

More historical WWE continuity!

[UltimateFactor]

If that puts Jericho back in the title picture that would make sense.

That would rock, but isn't he still officialy on Smackdown, or has that been retconned? :rofl:

[THWIP!]

Why do I watch this?

[Lab-Rat]

what the hell is up with Ted's ear?!

[Daniel K.]

what the hell is up with Ted's ear?!

I guess it got fucked up last night. It's crazy looking.

[Lab-Rat]

I guess it got fucked up last night. It's crazy looking.


I couldn't stop looking at it. It was almost hypnotizing. One of the many time I kinda wish the show wasn't in HD. :sick:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

That would rock, but isn't he still officialy on Smackdown, or has that been retconned? :rofl:

I think so. :lol:

[Eison]

Maybe Trips will be Trish's partner and they can start a slow build to Jericho/Show vs DX?

[RoShambo]

what the hell is up with Ted's ear?!
I think it's cauliflower in progress.

[Kirblar]

I loved that the camera guy got caught in the middle of it. Very cool visual.

[UltimateFactor]

UFC break.

[Briomega]

Ugh.

[UltimateQuintessa]

Here is a tag team match for the ages. I hope the San Diego game started.

[Briomega]

The people cheering this... :-x This shit is never going to stop.

[UltimateQuintessa]

The people cheering this... :-x This shit is never going to stop.

People love little people.

[Briomega]

People love little people.

So Verne Troyer is guest hosting next week?

[Kirblar]

I just realized who Josh Matthews reminds me of - Eric from BB8.

Only, you know, not creepy and actually good looking.

[UltimateQuintessa]

So Verne Troyer is guest hosting next week?

Yes and look for him to pee of the side of the stage during the main event.

[Eison]

I don't consider myself a Cena hater. But I'm so tired of these little speeches and action movie hero stuff from Cena.

[Briomega]

I just realized who Josh Matthews reminds me of - Eric from BB8.

Only, you know, not creepy and actually good looking.

I don't see it.

[Kirblar]

I don't see it.
When he turned to the side, I saw it. It's only really in his profile.

[Briomega]

I would prefer Beth vs. Trish on their own but I'll settle for this.

[Briomega]

:rofl: Trish telling Jericho to smile.

[Briomega]

God damn these giant motherfuckers. :(

[Eison]

Not that I expect them to remember and bring up every bit of Trish's WWE history tonight, but didn't Beth debut on Raw as Trish's bodyguard or something like that?

[UltimateQuintessa]

Not that I expect them to remember and bring up every bit of Trish's WWE history tonight, but didn't Beth debut on Raw as Trish's bodyguard or something like that?

Not at all. Trish was long gone before Beth came to play.

[RoShambo]

Not that I expect them to remember and bring up every bit of Trish's WWE history tonight, but didn't Beth debut on Raw as Trish's bodyguard or something like that?

Ha.
I was just coming to mention this:

"In the days to come, our fans would learn more about Beth Phoenix. Former Women's Champion Trish Stratus introduced Beth as an old friend of Mickie James, and insinuated that in the past, James had wronged her. Two weeks after Beth's first appearance, Stratus officially introduced her as the newest Raw Diva. Beth then welcomed herself to Raw by once again attacking Mickie James from behind, chasing her through the crowd and out of the arena. The following week, Beth made her in-ring debut, teaming with Torrie Wilson to defeat Candice & Victoria as James looked on from outside the ring."

[Briomega]

They should have taken the sleeves off MVPs suit long ago.

[Briomega]

Beth :heart: for helping Trish look so good. Really wish we could get those two at WM.

[RoShambo]

Beth :heart: for helping Trish look so good. Really wish we could get those two at WM.

Yep.
That bulldog was all Beth.

[Lab-Rat]

dear god..how many times are they gonna show this clip?

I think we get it. Orton injured Batista.

[Eison]

Ha.
I was just coming to mention this:


I knew they were connected somehow. I think Beth broke her jaw or something during that first angle and had to be off tv for a long time before coming back with the whole Glamazon thing.

[SidekicksRevenge]

I still kinda hate that the current talent always ends up jobbing to the kids that are too big to come around all the time.

[Lab-Rat]

It's a tattoo stalemate in the ring!

[Eison]

Randy's having a really bad week so far.

[XXXenophile]

And Gail Kim continues to job, I wish she'd go to Smackdown instead of Batista.

They're building Mickie/Gail for Mania. Its the proper place for a match of that magnitude.

But I will say I'm still shocked they're not letting Gail run ramshot over everyone either. But then again they're probably still "teaching her a lesson" after being the best thing in TNA.

[XXXenophile]

I would prefer Beth vs. Trish on their own but I'll settle for this.

I wanted Trish vs Gail but I love how they acted like the two never met or wrestled before.

Ummmm you did wrestle Beth before you retired not to mention the last time you made a surprise return to the ring you wrestled against Beth.

Next time Trish wrestles, bring Lita back also. Blow the roof wayyyyyyyyyyy off.

[XXXenophile]

Not at all. Trish was long gone before Beth came to play.

As previously posted, Beth first showed up when Trish was still active.

Beth though got some kind of injury if I remember correctly early on and when she came back they just acted like the first run never happened.

They STILL have never explained how Mickie wronged Beth and they still refrence that history.