Question About Stalking [Archive]

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:20 PM

So my friend is stalking his girlfriend. How do I reason with him, and see why he needs to stop?

Here's the deal. He left his wife of ten years for this MILF two years ago. He's been seeing her on and off, they've lived together then separated, yada yada yada, and currently they are separated, except for the fact that he guns her down a couple of times a week.

Unbeknownst to her, he has been gunning down chicks right and left since he left his wife, but he's "in love with" her. Seriously, he's fucked like 30 chicks in the past three months. He even bagged an amish chick yesterday.

OK so that's where the stalking comes into play. He isn't computer savvy, hell, literate. So he wanted me to set up a Facebook page under a pseudonym in order to friend her and see if she is flirting with other dudes, or looking for a replacement. I was very dubious that this would work, but he had set up an account, I had him friend a bunch of people using Mafia Wars add mes, used a fake pic of some dude off a stock photo website that he said she would dig, and then sent out a friend request. She accepted immediately and was flirting with the fake dude in one day! And she denyed that she even had a boyfriend for the past two years.

I called that a checkmate, and enough reason to ditch the bitch, but he kept pressing, until she started ignoring the phony dude.

Now he's sticking some GPS device in her car that track her.

:surrend:

He's obviously does not trust the chick, and it's not like he's not fucking a bunch of other chicks anyway... I just don't understand it. I know enough about myself to know that if I had those inclinations toward someone I had a relationship with, it's time to get out. I would know that my feelings were not love, nor sincere, but possessive, I guess. I cannot get him to see that, nor see that she isn't satisfying something he needs, and he should just move on.

Bloggy I know, but I don't know what the fuck I should do. Kinda in over my head.

Kedd

07-31-2009, 03:23 PM

Tell him he's getting real close to breaking the law (if he hasn't already) and going to jail for being a creep isn't worth some woman that doesn't want to have a relationship with him. I'm not sure what else you can say to him to convince him that he's playing with fire.

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:23 PM

I would sit him down and explain that what he is doing is now bordering on illegal, and if he continues down the path it will end very very badly, and that he needs to just let her go.

Also, I have never heard "gunning her down" as a euphemism for sex, only for.. well gunning someone down, and your initial paragraph seemed to take a very dark turn for a second.

EDIT: Also. listen to Kedd, he is wise.

Rosemary's Baby

07-31-2009, 03:24 PM

Now he's sticking some GPS device in her car that track her.

:lol:

That's fucked up.

Kedd

07-31-2009, 03:27 PM

bradical

07-31-2009, 03:28 PM

he sounds like a loon. i knew a guy who lost his mind like this once. tell him to get his shit together and then put some distance between the two of you until he does.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:29 PM

Also, I have never heard "gunning her down" as a euphemism for sex, only for.. well gunning someone down, and your initial paragraph seemed to take a very dark turn for a second.
Yeah, that's the euphemism he always uses. I thought that perhaps that's the term on the street. :surrend:

But then again, maybe he is really close to gunning her down for real. :scared:

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 03:29 PM

Wait a second. How does he get to bang 30 chicks? I can't even talk to one. Let him send some over to me. I'm dead serious about this. As to his stalking, well, try to talk him out of it.

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 03:31 PM

Well, I'm glad that my stalking comes nowhere near to being as sick or harmful as this.

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 03:31 PM

So.....the new slang for hooking up with someone is "gunning them down"? Yeah, that was more than a little confusing at first. (and taken out of context.....)

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 03:31 PM

Wait a second. How does he get to bang 30 chicks? I can't even talk to one. Let him send some over to me. I'm dead serious about this. As to his stalking, well, try to talk him out of it.

Shut the fuck up already.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:33 PM

Wait a second. How does he get to bang 30 chicks? I can't even talk to one. Let him send some over to me. I'm dead serious about this. As to his stalking, well, try to talk him out of it.
Yeah I know?!?!? He's pulling trim left and right and cannot stop pining over this 42 year old MILF. She must have a heroin vagina.

Thing is, he's still fucking her every other day!

I didn't believe him at first, but I've seen the pics. :Oops:

Criden

07-31-2009, 03:34 PM

I've never heard the expression "gunning down chicks." That's a deeply problematic way of talking about sex. And weird as shit, too.

Buk Was Right

07-31-2009, 03:34 PM

Yeah it definitely sounds like your "friend" has some problems with women.

Good luck with that.

Ben

07-31-2009, 03:35 PM

Get a bunch of hot chicks to stalk him and see how he likes it.

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 03:36 PM

Get a bunch of hot chicks to stalk him and see how he likes it.

That probably won't work so well if it's her doing the stalking.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:37 PM

I would sit him down and explain that what he is doing is now bordering on illegal, and if he continues down the path it will end very very badly, and that he needs to just let her go.

Is creating a fake facebook and friending your girlfriend illegal? I helped him set it up because I thought it was funny. And the fake guy needed a friend to post on his wall, so I created another account. I was worried that if it was going to keep on esclating, I'd have to have an entire army of fake facebook people to support this guys fake life. :lol:

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 03:37 PM

Yeah I know?!?!? He's pulling trim left and right and cannot stop pining over this 42 year old MILF. She must have a heroin vagina.

Thing is, he's still fucking her every other day!

I didn't believe him at first, but I've seen the pics. :Oops:

I believe you, I'm just jealous. Tell your friend to think of the less pussy fortunate.

Kedd

07-31-2009, 03:39 PM

I've never heard the expression "gunning down chicks." That's a deeply problematic way of talking about sex. And weird as shit, too.

It seems like most male slang for sex has violent undertones to them.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:40 PM

Yeah it definitely sounds like your "friend" has some problems with women.

Good luck with that. I don't understand it myself. I guess he really wants a committed relationship, and since she is emotionally unable to give him what he needs, he fucks around and stalks her. I really don't understand. I'd just be happy with fucking 30 chicks.

ernster

07-31-2009, 03:40 PM

i would try the logic route, and failing that i would get a lot of his friends involved.

then i would get the cops involved.

if he's your friend, you have to stop him before it goes past the point of somebody losing their life, his or hers.

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:41 PM

Yeah, that's the euphemism he always uses. I thought that perhaps that's the term on the street. :surrend:

But then again, maybe he is really close to gunning her down for real. :scared:

Ca-ree-py

Is creating a fake facebook and friending your girlfriend illegal? I helped him set it up because I thought it was funny. And the fake guy needed a friend to post on his wall, so I created another account. I was worried that if it was going to keep on esclating, I'd have to have an entire army of fake facebook people to support this guys fake life. :lol:

That part, no. At least not to my knowledge.

But the GPS thingy could be, and if he continues, he very well could get into stuff that really is. Plus, I am almost positive stalking in and of itself is illegal, if she recognizes it and calls the cops.

Magnum V.I.

07-31-2009, 03:42 PM

What GPS device is he using and is it good?

:shifty:

I need to know this.

Briomega

07-31-2009, 03:42 PM

If he's installing a fucking GPS device on her car you should be talking to the authorities and not a pop culture message board. That's some fucked up shit right there your "friend" is doing.

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:43 PM

What GPS device is he using and is it good?

:shifty:

I need to know this.

If ever I knew someone that actually needed the little Spider-tracer things, it would be you.

No joke, I think that would be the coolest thing ever in your PI work.

RebootedCorpse

07-31-2009, 03:44 PM

That probably won't work so well if it's her doing the stalking.

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nwalesweekly/jun2009/0/2/taxi-driver-attack-image-1-332922767.jpg

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 03:44 PM

Ca-ree-py

That part, no. At least not to my knowledge.

But the GPS thingy could be, and if he continues, he very well could get into stuff that really is. Plus, I am almost positive stalking in and of itself is illegal, if she recognizes it and calls the cops.

It depends on the extent. My stalking probably wasn't illegal.

Magnum V.I.

07-31-2009, 03:45 PM

If ever I knew someone that actually needed the little Spider-tracer things, it would be you.

No joke, I think that would be the coolest thing ever in your PI work.

Dude, do you know how easy my job would be if I could Spider-Tracer people?

I would be the fucking KING!

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 03:46 PM

If he's installing a fucking GPS device on her car you should be talking to the authorities and not a pop culture message board. That's some fucked up shit right there your "friend" is doing.

No, Bri. This board is THE place to come to ask for advice about what to do about your problems, no matter how serious they are, or how obvious the course of action should be.

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:46 PM

It depends on the extent. My stalking probably wasn't illegal.

I think I missed the you stalking people stuff, so I could not say. But full on hiding in the bushes and planting tracers on the car level likely is. At least in a few states.

Briomega

07-31-2009, 03:46 PM

No, Bri. This board is THE place to come to ask for advice about what to do about your problems, no matter how serious they are, or how obvious the course of action should be.

I know it shouldn't shock me anymore but fuck...

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:48 PM

Dude, do you know how easy my job would be if I could Spider-Tracer people?

I would be the fucking KING!

Maybe it would allow you time to shave off that poor ginger animal you have growing on your lip ;)

Buk Was Right

07-31-2009, 03:49 PM

I don't understand it myself. I guess he really wants a committed relationship, and since she is emotionally unable to give him what he needs, he fucks around and stalks her. I really don't understand. I'd just be happy with fucking 30 chicks.

I'm sorry. Apparently I wasn't be clear.

By putting friend in quotes in my previous post I was implying that your friend who is stalking some chick is actually you.

See how much funnier that is now that I've explained it.

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 03:49 PM

I know it shouldn't shock me anymore but fuck...

Yeah....personally, I'd have refused right away as soon as he asked me to set him up a fake account to talk to the chick....but HEY, that just seems like the obvious rational response.

(actually, it seems like if this ever did get to the authorities, and they found out you were helping him do the stalking......)

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 03:51 PM

Hmmmm....Winston admits to stalking.....is barely literate......

Magnum V.I.

07-31-2009, 03:53 PM

Maybe it would allow you time to shave off that poor ginger animal you have growing on your lip ;)

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/PIC_0220.jpg
Say What?

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:54 PM

What GPS device is he using and is it good?

:shifty:

I need to know this.Zoombak.

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:54 PM

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/PIC_0220.jpg
Say What?

Wow, you are almost clean shaven there. I am impressed, sir.

Briomega

07-31-2009, 03:55 PM

Yeah....personally, I'd have refused right away as soon as he asked me to set him up a fake account to talk to the chick....but HEY, that just seems like the obvious rational response.

(actually, it seems like if this ever did get to the authorities, and they found out you were helping him do the stalking......)

At the very least he should be messaging the girl and warning her that someone she's previously been involved with has an unhealthy obsession with her and she might take care. Oh and while she's at it she might want to have a mechanic and/or a police officer check over her car for strange devices.

But, hey, that's just me. I'm kooky like that.

Briomega

07-31-2009, 03:55 PM

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/PIC_0220.jpg
Say What?

My eyes! My eyes!

I want to stalk my eyes out of my head! :surrend:

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:56 PM

At the very least he should be messaging the girl and warning her that someone she's previously been involved with has an unhealthy obsession with her and she might take care. Oh and while she's at it she might want to have a mechanic and/or a police officer check over her car for strange devices.

But, hey, that's just me. I'm kooky like that.

Still involved with, it would seem. At least screwing.

Magnum V.I.

07-31-2009, 03:56 PM

Zoombak.

You know...that would be cool for me. But too expensive and at the same time not always able of retrieving it after my case is done.

Wow, you are almost clean shaven there. I am impressed, sir.

I had to shave the beard. And I trimmed the stache because of Jef Uk's constant mustache baiting.

:lol:

Kingsumo

07-31-2009, 03:58 PM

You know...that would be cool for me. But too expensive and at the same time not always able of retrieving it after my case is done.

Yeah, that could lead to some awkward conversations.

I had to shave the beard. And I trimmed the stache because of Jef Uk's constant mustache baiting.

:lol:

:lol:

Aww. The porn 'stache was so mighty though.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 03:59 PM

I'm sorry. Apparently I wasn't be clear.

By putting friend in quotes in my previous post I was implying that your friend who is stalking some chick is actually you.

See how much funnier that is now that I've explained it.
HAHA Jokes! I get jokes!

I knew what you were doing. Just didn't know that I had to chuckle at your little quip.

Actually I didn't want to put the real names out there for fear that he might be stalking me. :scared:

Magnum V.I.

07-31-2009, 04:00 PM

Yeah, that could lead to some awkward conversations.

:lol:

Aww. The porn 'stache was so mighty though.

It's really all about placing it somewhere on the car where it would work. And easy to retrieve. Especially if they park in a garage and never leave on my second day of of the case.

The stache isn't gone, just off my lip.....For now. :shifty:

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 04:02 PM

HAHA Jokes! I get jokes!

I knew what you were doing. Just didn't know that I had to chuckle at your little quip.

Actually I didn't want to put the real names out there for fear that he might be stalking me. :scared:

Here's a pro tip....if he asks you to set him up another fake account, don't do it. :thumb:

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:03 PM

Briomega

07-31-2009, 04:04 PM

Hey where's your sense of adventure?

I'm married, never cheated, hell never even flirted with anyone not my wife, so I just got a kick out of it.

I'm sure the jury will accept that explanation if he ever kills her.

Buk Was Right

07-31-2009, 04:04 PM

But seriously, either call the cops or punch your friend in the face.

He really sounds like a fucking scumbag.

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 04:05 PM

Hey where's your sense of adventure?

I'm married, never cheated, hell never even flirted with anyone not my wife, so I just got a kick out of it.

You're confusing "sense of adventure" with "not having common sense".

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:07 PM

I just found out that saying "gun down" instead of fuck is prison lingo. I can see where this is heading. :shock:

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 04:07 PM

I'm sure the jury will accept that explanation if he ever kills her.

Killgore's next thread:

So when my friend says he "gunned them down"......

He actually meant it! And he's taking me down with him! I'm so screwed....er....gunned down!

Buk Was Right

07-31-2009, 04:07 PM

You're confusing "sense of adventure" with "not having common sense".

What? All I did was show him how to load the gun and bought him some bullets.

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:11 PM

You're confusing "sense of adventure" with "not having common sense".
Well at the time, I didn't know that he had a stalking problem, he had just come back from "gunning her down" and we did it on my laptop over a couple of beers (and vikes :ahem:) at BB3. At the time it was kinda funny.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:13 PM

Killgore's next thread:

So when my friend says he "gunned them down"......

He actually meant it! And he's taking me down with him! I'm so screwed....er....gunned down! :lol:
At least I'll already know some of the lingo in cell block 8.

Blandy vs Terrorism

07-31-2009, 04:14 PM

Well at the time, I didn't know that he had a stalking problem, he had just come back from "gunning her down" and we did it on my laptop over a couple of beers (and vikes :ahem:) at BB3. At the time it was kinda funny.

Vikings fan? Yeah, that's not helping my impression of you. :p

Briomega

07-31-2009, 04:15 PM

:lol:
At least I'll already know some of the lingo in cell block 8.

Ha ha, see, it's funny cause someone might get hurt. :lol:

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:15 PM

What? All I did was show him how to load the gun and bought him some bullets.

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?
Ha ha. I guess it's a bit of the writer in me. I just want to sit back and see what happens, mentally dictating the whole thing to myself, thinking of how I can fit it into a story.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:17 PM

Vikings fan? Yeah, that's not helping my impression of you. :p
Vicodins. I had some oral surgery the day before and I was popping vicodins and drinking to kill the pain.

Mark Mavro (kryptic6)

07-31-2009, 04:23 PM

Oh, I thought you wanted pointers. In that case I'll promptly leave this thread.

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 04:24 PM

I think I missed the you stalking people stuff, so I could not say. But full on hiding in the bushes and planting tracers on the car level likely is. At least in a few states.

Nothing like that. I just got her address and drove past her house once or twice while i was near the area.

SMACK!

07-31-2009, 04:30 PM

Oh, I thought you wanted pointers. In that case I'll promptly leave this thread.
Yeah, I did. And I used some of the posts already. I called him just now and told him that if he kept doing what he was doing, he was quickly moving into stalker territory and could be arrested. And I told him that it's be funny when he finally gets out of prison, he'd see that she hit the wall and became an old sea hag.

We laughed, he agreed to chill out, and then she called him while we were talking.... :mad:

waiting to hear back

Captain Sensation

07-31-2009, 05:24 PM

Yeah, I did. And I used some of the posts already. I called him just now and told him that if he kept doing what he was doing, he was quickly moving into stalker territory and could be arrested. And I told him that it's be funny when he finally gets out of prison, he'd see that she hit the wall and became an old sea hag.

We laughed, he agreed to chill out, and then she called him while we were talking.... :mad:

waiting to hear back

he meant pointers in HOW to stalk, lol

I actually had a friend like this too. She was female, and fucked like 3 guys a week. I cant lie, i wanted to fuck her as well. I had this idea that if i could get her into a relationship, the sex would be great in addition to a relationship. Turns out, i saw through all of that and realized, even if she was my girl, she wasnt gonna change. You need to sit down and tell your buddy this. He thinks he wants her now, when he actually gets her, then he will wake up. Not sure you can really save him, but id cut all ties with the stalking stuff asap, next thing you know, he will want you to make fake craigslist ads (which ARE illegal). Don't end up on 48 hours.

JimboX

07-31-2009, 05:43 PM

Sounds to me like you need to find a new friend.

WinstonWolf

07-31-2009, 06:18 PM

Sounds to me like you need to find a new friend.

Preferably one that's a virgin.

Captain Sensation

07-31-2009, 06:24 PM

Preferably one that's a virgin.

I dont want to be mean like this, but i guess i have to. I will take a suspension for this as well.

You have two options....

1) move from your moms house and go to a big city where you can actually get laid (and you know, quit complaining about it like every thread that doesnt involve you, but features someone else getting laid).

2) Just get a hooker and get it over with. The more you post, the more it seems like you just want to get laid and not a meaningful relationship anyways.If you are holding out cause it means something, great, dont whine. If not, save up some money and do something about your sex life (or lack there of).