Does anyone here ever aspire to work in the comics industry...

[Humphrey_Lee]

but in a non-creative way? Obviously everyone that reads comics growing up wants to write them when they're an adult, but is anyone here with me in occasionally getting those twinges of "Man, I can't write or draw worth a fuck, maybe I could work in the office somewhere though?" Because I can't draw worth a fuck, and I'm no comic's writer, but some days I think, dammit, I've got a degree in Business Management, I'm going for a Masters, and I fucking love comics books.

I think I might have to Roshambo Rantz for his Longbox program. The South Park version of Roshambo'ing that is...

[The Human Target]

My dream is to one day be Grant Morrison's fluffer.

[Humphrey_Lee]

My dream is to one day be Grant Morrison's fluffer.


Dude, have you see the pics of him in his leather jacket and tighty whiteys? You'd have carpal tunnel within a year of taking the job...

[RickLM]

I love to work on a marketing project with one of the comic companies.

[Corwin: Bear Fighter]

Why do I have to aspire to work? Why can't I aspire to do nothing?

[Humphrey_Lee]

Why do I have to aspire to work? Why can't I aspire to do nothing?

Because this is Americaland Commie, and you ain't no Paris Hilton! Despite the tape you were on!