Is This Weird? I Think This is Definetely Weird.

[WinstonWolf]

I know some of you are going to come in and post a "You're a fictional character" or something, but this is a totally true post and story. I have sort of a friend. We've had kind of a turbulent relationship. In fact, at one point she even wanted to be my girlfriend. That in and of itself is strange. No one in there right mind would possibly want me. She's also been engaged at one point, and dated a guy with multiple personality disorder. The last guy that she dated is the same one that she's now dating again. He's 42 years old, going through a divorce, and he's currently living with her and her parents. They both work at Dominos. He's the manager, and she's now assistant manager at Dominos. But he now got moved to the Dominos that she works at. When they dated before he was the manager and she was just a driver. But now she's dating him, who I think is her boss, and who she is going to be moving in with in September and hopes to lose her virginity to. And she said that the district manager knows about it and doesn't care. So let me reiterate: She's dating her boss, and the district manager is okay with it. What the fuck?

[Ryan Elliott]

You're a non nonfictional character.

[shoelaceless]

Interesting. No wait, the other thing--tedious.

[19bernardo87]

I'm a WinstonWolf Atheist.

With that said, he has a more compelling alibi and background story than most other deities.

[Briomega]

These aren't even entertaining anymore. Maybe you should start workshopping your threads somewhere else first so you know what's entertaining or not.

[King of Mars]

I know some of you are going to come in and post a "You're a fictional character" or something, but this is a totally true post and story. I have sort of a friend. We've had kind of a turbulent relationship. In fact, at one point she even wanted to be my girlfriend. That in and of itself is strange. No one in there right mind would possibly want me. She's also been engaged at one point, and dated a guy with multiple personality disorder. The last guy that she dated is the same one that she's now dating again. He's 42 years old, going through a divorce, and he's currently living with her and her parents. They both work at Dominos. He's the manager, and she's now assistant manager at Dominos. But he now got moved to the Dominos that she works at. When they dated before he was the manager and she was just a driver. But now she's dating him, who I think is her boss, and who she is going to be moving in with in September and hopes to lose her virginity to. And she said that the district manager knows about it and doesn't care. So let me reiterate: She's dating her boss, and the district manager is okay with it. What the fuck?I think I know who you are.

[WinstonWolf]

I'm not here to entertain. I just don't know how weird this is.

[WinstonWolf]

I think I know who you are.

Who?

[stevapalooza]

I'm never ordering from Dominos again.

[Greenville 90210]

I went to dominos.com and did the pizza tracker thing. "Joey is preparing your pizza." and then it said "Winston's friend is now fucking her boss in the cooler."

Is that weird?

[dougmac]

I went to dominos.com and did the pizza tracker thing. "Joey is preparing your pizza." and then it said "Winston's friend is now fucking her boss in the cooler."

Is that weird?

how does fictional Dominoes compare to the real thing?

[WinstonWolf]

I went to dominos.com and did the pizza tracker thing. "Joey is preparing your pizza." and then it said "Winston's friend is now fucking her boss in the cooler."

Is that weird?

Dam, word spreads fast.

[Taxman]

Ordinarily I would be inclined to say that any reference to a female "hoping" to lose her virginity is strange.

But come on, I've heard variations on stories like these over and over. What is so strange about it?

Do I think there are a lot of losers in your tale?

Yes.

Do I think the behavior described is unheard of enough to be noteworthy?

No.
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THESE ARE THE RULES!!!

DO NOT Post In My Threads If You

#1. Have me on ignore. Why would you post on someones thread who you dislike and have on ignore? That's like asking for it.

#2. Keep putting words into my mouth-er posts. I don't mind having an argument, or if someone disagrees with me, or if someone thinks I'm stupid or something I said is stupid. But stop posting or misconstruing things that I posted in order to make an opposite argument or because your'e angry, etc.

#3. Are just going to rag on me, or tell other people "Hey, don't respond to WinstonWolf, he's not real" or something stupid like that.


Come on folks, this is supposed to be a friendly board. People discuss everything here. If you don't want to talk to someone, DON'T participate in there thread. If you do, I welcome you.

[Greenville 90210]

how does fictional Dominoes compare to the real thing?

I like fictional diarrhea slightly more than the real thing.

[Mattman]

Whatever happened to that girl in Nevada? I thought you two had real chemistry.

[Greenville 90210]

Whatever happened to that girl in Nevada? I thought you two had real chemistry.

The writers thought the "Winston finding love" angle felt tacked-on.

[WinstonWolf]

The strange thing is that she's dating her boss and the district manager is okay with it.

[dougmac]

I like fictional diarrhea slightly more than the real thing.

fictional pepto will clear it right up

[Greenville 90210]

The strange thing is that she's dating her boss and the district manager is okay with it.

No. The strange thing is that you are obviously out of your own "interesting" stories so now you're blogging about mundane crap like this.

Sometimes people that work together fuck each other. Welcome to the world.

[Taxman]

The strange thing is that she's dating her boss and the district manager is okay with it.

It's freakin' Dominos, Winston. The only thing which is strange is that the district manage hasn't slept with her yet.

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THESE ARE THE RULES!!!

DO NOT Post In My Threads If You

#1. Have me on ignore. Why would you post on someones thread who you dislike and have on ignore? That's like asking for it.

#2. Keep putting words into my mouth-er posts. I don't mind having an argument, or if someone disagrees with me, or if someone thinks I'm stupid or something I said is stupid. But stop posting or misconstruing things that I posted in order to make an opposite argument or because your'e angry, etc.

#3. Are just going to rag on me, or tell other people "Hey, don't respond to WinstonWolf, he's not real" or something stupid like that.


Come on folks, this is supposed to be a friendly board. People discuss everything here. If you don't want to talk to someone, DON'T participate in there thread. If you do, I welcome you.

[dougmac]

It's freakin' Dominos, Winston. The only thing which is strange is that the district manage hasn't slept with her yet.

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he's just waiting for the boyfriend to break her in

[Fygar]

This is the first time I've read a Winston Wolf post while drunk. It's sort of like a David Lynch movie. Now I'm just tired...

[Mattman]

This is the first time I've read a Winston Wolf post while drunk. It's sort of like a David Lynch movie. Now I'm just tired...
Be patient. There's a lesbian scene coming up really soon.

[Marcdachamp]

I've totally fucked employees. My boss is cool with it as long as I keep it out of the workplace.

[bartleby]

I...are...a fictional character. This is totally true.


I thought so.

[Greygor]

Interesting. No wait, the other thing--tedious.

I lost focus after the first few words and didn't finish, I'll have to go with this point of view.

[Greygor]

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[Artie Pink]

You're a failed comic writer, aren't you? And no wonder. Even your prank post plots are boring.

The district manager doesn't care because it's Dominos. A team of hamsters could get their jobs done.

[DAVE]

I bet she's hot!

[Doug]

I bet she's hot!

Hot to trot maybe.

23-skiddooo!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

These aren't even entertaining anymore. Maybe you should start posting your threads somewhere else.

Fixed.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

If you really gave a flying fuck about not being a virgin, you would have dated this broad and fucked her. Quit your goddamn whining.

[bartleby]

If you really gave a flying fuck about not being a virgin, you would have dated this broad and fucked her. Quit your goddamn whining.

I hate continuity errors in comic book message boards.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I hate continuity errors in comic book message boards.

Maybe we can get Johns to write a thread where WW gets Prime Punched out of existence.

[MIKE D]

This shtick is so boring now. Thankfully, the responses it gets are not.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

"No girls ever want to date me, I'm so sad and pathetic! Wah!"
"I'd like to date you, I'm madly in love with you!"
"You don't want to date a guy like me! I'm too sad and pathetic! Wah! Wah!"

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Here's a book Winston should read....I think it'd help him out a lot.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/155583485X.jpg

[bartleby]

There's an old joke—um...two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life—full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The...the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this—I'm paraphrasing—um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

And just for fun...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/10-07-06_1349.jpg

[Doug]

There's an old joke—um...two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life—full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The...the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this—I'm paraphrasing—um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.

Winston is not Woody.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

See, reading that book worked for me and Flonk 3 years ago...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/10-07-06_1349.jpg

[WinstonWolf]

I could have dated her, but she was planning to be a virgin until marriage. But she says that she's probably going to make an exception for mr. Domino.

[Evan the Shaggy]

Post a picture of yourself Winston and we'll totally believe you're a real person.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

"Blah, blah, blah, virgin, blah, blah, blah, fired, blah, blah, blah, loser, blah, blah, blah, pathetic, blah, blah, blah gay sex."

[Joe Kalicki]

There's this girl who I've been pretty sure has wanted to date me for a while, but she's kind of weird about it and makes me second guess my assertions before I act on it. Anyway, last night we were texting about how I didn't talk to her at the library earlier that day. I said I didn't see her, but that she didn't talk to me either. She said "You're the guy."

Then she asked if I was dating someone and when I said no she wrote back "Ah. Good :-)" (texted smiley face)

So, anyway, I'm going to try doing her tonight.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

There's this girl who I've been pretty sure has wanted to date me for a while, but she's kind of weird about it and makes me second guess my assertions before I act on it. Anyway, last night we were texting about how I didn't talk to her at the library earlier that day. I said I didn't see her, but that she didn't talk to me either. She said "You're the guy."

Then she asked if I was dating someone and when I said no she wrote back "Ah. Good :-)" (texted smiley face)

So, anyway, I'm going to try doing her tonight.

And that, Winston Wolf, is how you do that.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

"Blah, blah, blah, virgin, blah, blah, blah, fired, blah, blah, blah, loser, blah, blah, blah, pathetic, blah, blah, blah gay sex."

:rofl:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

There's this girl who I've been pretty sure has wanted to date me for a while, but she's kind of weird about it and makes me second guess my assertions before I act on it. Anyway, last night we were texting about how I didn't talk to her at the library earlier that day. I said I didn't see her, but that she didn't talk to me either. She said "You're the guy."

Then she asked if I was dating someone and when I said no she wrote back "Ah. Good :-)" (texted smiley face)

So, anyway, I'm going to try doing her tonight.

:crazy: You have to go to either Nevada or Marthas Vineyard!

[c. page]

It's freakin' Dominos, Winston. The only thing which is strange is that the district manage hasn't slept with her in the walk in cooler yet.

fixed. if my experience working at a pizza place when i was younger has taught me anything, it's that a whole lotta lovin' goes on in the walk-in.


"No girls ever want to date me, I'm so sad and pathetic! Wah!"
"I'd like to date you, I'm madly in love with you!"
"You don't want to date a guy like me! I'm too sad and pathetic! Wah! Wah!"

sad thing is, i have friends that are like this. they don't carry the schtick quite as far as winston does, but still...

[WinstonWolf]

I just don't feel up to dating anyone now. I'm not healthy enough yet.

[Briomega]

I just don't feel up to dating anyone now. I'm not healthy enough yet.

Sores still oozing?

[RebootedCorpse]

I was promised a lesbian scene.

[usagi20]

Winston Wolf sounds a lot like JD from the Stern show.

[Greenville 90210]

I could have dated her, but she was planning to be a virgin until marriage. But she says that she's probably going to make an exception for mr. Domino.

Winston, you're going to be a virgin until death.

[Mattman]

Winston, you're going to be a virgin until death.
I imagine you saying this as you're sharpening your machete.

[Greenville 90210]

I imagine you saying this as you're sharpening your machete.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

I kinda want to put that in my sig.

[RegHorsten]

I think I know who you are.


Who?

You see this always happens he makes a thread and someone posts alluding to his identity like he is some fucking superhero or some shit. And the mystery continues. Oh who can it be???

My bet is on a patient at a mental hospital that has internet access.

[HeroBoy]

Does anyone wanna give me the Winston Wolf for Dummies?

The Guide To Knowing Your Winston Wolfs?

The Tijuanna Bible of Winston Wolf?

The Wiki of Winston?

Thanks in advance.

[WinstonWolf]

I learned her boyfriend just came out of the hospital.

[chazbot]

I learned her boyfriend just came out of the hospital.

The sex was that good?

[WinstonWolf]

The sex was that good?

:)

[MIKE D]

Does anyone wanna give me the Winston Wolf for Dummies?

The Guide To Knowing Your Winston Wolfs?

The Tijuanna Bible of Winston Wolf?

The Wiki of Winston?

Thanks in advance.

We need a Winston Wolf Chick Tract.