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Keith P.
07-09-2009, 06:07 PM
...I just had my first Texas tea.


Oh Texas, is their nothing about you that is not coated in pure 24 carat awesome?
Foolish Mortal
07-09-2009, 06:09 PM
...I just had my first Texas tea.


Oh Texas, is their nothing about you that is not coated in pure 24 carat awesome?

Did you have some Sun Tea? Yes it's good.
Brian Defferding
07-09-2009, 06:09 PM
You drank oil? Puke that back up right now!
Rod Nunley
07-09-2009, 06:09 PM
We just call that iced tea. It's good stuff.
Keith P.
07-09-2009, 06:10 PM
I had one, and a vodka martini and I am sooooooo buzzed.
Ray G.
07-09-2009, 06:11 PM
My first thought when I read this was "I've never heard of that euphemism. Do I want to google it?"

You've corrupted me, Keith. :)
Keith P.
07-09-2009, 06:12 PM
It was pure, liquid alcohol bliss.

I have a new favorite drink. Sorry Long Island, you were a loyal and dutiful friend for many years, I will always miss you, but you have been replaced by a superior drink.
TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-09-2009, 06:15 PM
I need several. You should come to Austin for a night downtown. We can go anywhere you want, as long as I'm not designated driver.
Keith P.
07-09-2009, 06:17 PM
I need several. You should come to Austin for a night downtown. We can go anywhere you want, as long as I'm not designated driver.

Come to Dallas, I live less than block away from 90% of the gay bars!
majorjoe23
07-09-2009, 06:39 PM
Did it come up from the ground like a bubblin' crude?
Brian Defferding
07-09-2009, 07:00 PM
Just googled Texas Tea - is it tequila mixed with regular tea? Or is there more to it?
Keith P.
07-10-2009, 10:25 PM
Omfg drunk!

And I just ran into this guy named Jefferson who I hooked up with right after I moved to dallas and I washed my cell phone and lost all my contacts so I lost his number and got it again tonight and I want to marry him even though he got poop on my dick when I fucked him but its ok cause I was wearing a rubber.
Frozen Sooner
07-10-2009, 10:35 PM
Omfg drunk!

And I just ran into this guy named Jefferson who I hooked up with right after I moved to dallas and I washed my cell phone and lost all my contacts so I lost his number and got it again tonight and I want to marry him even though he got poop on my dick when I fucked him but its ok cause I was wearing a rubber.

Best message board post of all time.
Japhy Ryder
07-10-2009, 10:47 PM
Best message board post of all time.

I second the motion. Is there a third?
Daniel K.
07-10-2009, 10:56 PM
I second the motion. Is there a third?

Thirded!
Japhy Ryder
07-10-2009, 10:58 PM
Thirded!

I'm not sure what the protocol is on this board, but I believe that we need a fourth to codify it. As I seconded the motion, I am not able to ask a fourth to do so personally.

Please contact a superior so that this can go down in the books for all time's sake and most excellent record keeping.
c. page
07-10-2009, 11:04 PM
i'll fourth that.
Japhy Ryder
07-10-2009, 11:11 PM
i'll fourth that.

As a godfather, you have officially sanctioned this as (and I quote):

"Best message board post of all time"

in reference to the post:


Omfg drunk!

And I just ran into this guy named Jefferson who I hooked up with right after I moved to dallas and I washed my cell phone and lost all my contacts so I lost his number and got it again tonight and I want to marry him even though he got poop on my dick when I fucked him but its ok cause I was wearing a rubber.

Hear, hear! It is now official under the official Bendis dioceses rules that this is now the Best Message Board Post of All Time. Hear, hear!

Spread the word. Let others know so that they may bask in the awesomeness of these words.
Kedd
07-11-2009, 12:00 AM
Omfg drunk!

And I just ran into this guy named Jefferson who I hooked up with right after I moved to dallas and I washed my cell phone and lost all my contacts so I lost his number and got it again tonight and I want to marry him even though he got poop on my dick when I fucked him but its ok cause I was wearing a rubber.

So that's what true love is
The Crushtacean
07-11-2009, 12:01 AM
So that's what true love is

It's as good a definition as any.
Patrick King
07-11-2009, 01:32 AM
Omfg drunk!

And I just ran into this guy named Jefferson who I hooked up with right after I moved to dallas and I washed my cell phone and lost all my contacts so I lost his number and got it again tonight and I want to marry him even though he got poop on my dick when I fucked him but its ok cause I was wearing a rubber.
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