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Rafiennes
06-02-2009, 03:29 PM
macramé nut cozies.
Andrew
06-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Jessica Drew stripped
Thommy Melanson
06-02-2009, 05:22 PM
Jessica Drew stripped

a car quickly
danlomb
06-02-2009, 05:58 PM
while grinding her
Mylazycat
06-02-2009, 06:07 PM
Jessica Jones Poster
Andrew
06-02-2009, 06:21 PM
and making mess
DaveCummings
06-02-2009, 06:51 PM
and making mess


all over Julian McMahon
Andrew
06-02-2009, 06:52 PM
all over Julian McMahon

while Sue watched
edwardmblake
06-02-2009, 07:11 PM
while Sue watched
and made her
Maestro
06-02-2009, 07:32 PM
make a sandwich.
danlomb
06-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Cage busted in
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 01:46 AM
with a constipated look
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 03:13 AM
with a constipated look

and short shorts.
Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-03-2009, 03:20 AM
and short shorts.

balls still hanging.
oconnellmd
06-03-2009, 03:26 AM
Then, Suddenly, Thundra
Greygor
06-03-2009, 03:28 AM
With Bush Showing
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 04:18 AM
his flight suit
Cth
06-03-2009, 05:41 AM
shouted out loud
Doug
06-03-2009, 05:43 AM
shouted out loud

"I Love Cookies!!!!"
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 05:56 AM
"I Love Cookies!!!!"

Reed Richards ate
Cth
06-03-2009, 06:01 AM
what looked like
Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:04 AM
what looked like

Ethan Van Sciver's
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:18 AM
Ethan Van Sciver's

macrame nut cozy




(gonna see how many times I can use that)
entzauberung
06-03-2009, 06:24 AM
without hesitation, he
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:26 AM
without hesitation, he

called The Pope
Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:26 AM
...
danlomb
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
aka. She-Thing
Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
called The Pope


a selfish bastard
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:52 AM
a selfish bastard

and denounced God.
Cth
06-03-2009, 06:58 AM
Suddenly, without warning
Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 07:02 AM
Suddenly, without warning

Ethan Van Sciver's
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:12 AM
Ethan Van Sciver's

macrame nut cozy
Cth
06-03-2009, 07:19 AM
glowed brightly orange
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:29 AM
glowed brightly orange

like Thing's poop.
The Dean
06-03-2009, 07:29 AM
after eating dairy.
Doug
06-03-2009, 07:33 AM
after eating dairy.

That is when
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:41 AM
That is when

Johnny came out
Cth
06-03-2009, 07:44 AM
of the closet
MAK15
06-03-2009, 07:46 AM
"guess who's Fabulous?"
Cth
06-03-2009, 07:49 AM
"Flame on indeed!"
Doug
06-03-2009, 08:00 AM
"Flame on indeed!"

said Sue to
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 08:59 AM
kill herself with
Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 09:26 AM
Reed booking on
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 09:32 AM
Reed booking on

Priceline for a
Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 09:33 AM
cheap pink shirt
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 09:41 AM
As Vince Offer
Cth
06-03-2009, 09:59 AM
looked on stupefied
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 10:04 AM
and Mephisto chortled.
Cth
06-03-2009, 10:08 AM
Clara Peller shouted
Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 10:08 AM
"Let's go to
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 10:23 AM
GAYTOWN," grabbing Johnny's
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-03-2009, 10:25 AM
little brown bag.
Cth
06-03-2009, 10:28 AM
A euphemism for
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 10:32 AM
"Let's go to

the Sock Hop!"
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 11:26 AM
but Aunt May
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 11:31 AM
but Aunt May

had to fart
Brother Power the Gong
06-03-2009, 11:41 AM
moloids knockout gas
Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 11:46 AM
"Fantasic Four Writers Fired"
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 11:54 AM
"Fantasic Four Writers Fired"

J. Jonah shouted.
Cth
06-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Jemas blamed for
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 12:02 PM
Jemas blamed for

the entire '90s
Andrew
06-03-2009, 12:11 PM
and Ben Reilly
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:11 PM
and Ben Reilly

and butt sex.
Cth
06-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Oddly enough, it
Whip
06-03-2009, 12:13 PM
was better than
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:14 PM
was better than

J Scott Campbell's
Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 12:21 PM
Threes Company mini-series
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:22 PM
Threes Company mini-series

and pastrami sandwiches
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 12:40 PM
and pastrami sandwiches

served at Danger Grill.
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 12:48 PM
Aunt May exposed
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:52 PM
Aunt May exposed

Regis Philbin's naval
Foolish Mortal
06-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Regis Philbin's naval
Fleet launched today
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Fleet launched today

sailing towards Kansas
Foolish Mortal
06-03-2009, 01:15 PM
sailing towards Kansas
to destroy the
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
to destroy the

'70s prog-rock band.
The Dean
06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
before they reunite
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:23 PM
before they reunite

and destroy us
Len Snark
06-03-2009, 02:14 PM
raping our childhoods.
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 02:27 PM
as Mark Millar
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 02:30 PM
as Mark Millar

humps a moneypile
Whip
06-03-2009, 02:38 PM
and names it
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Brian Michael Bendis
Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 02:44 PM
while "making change"
Whip
06-03-2009, 02:52 PM
,enraging John Byrne
Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 03:25 PM
,enraging John Byrne

. "Aw, fuck this!"
oconnellmd
06-03-2009, 03:35 PM
. "Aw, fuck this!"

Black Bolt whispered
Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 03:52 PM
as everyone giggled
Whip
06-03-2009, 06:30 PM
as everyone giggled

when Crystal farted
Brother Power the Gong
06-03-2009, 06:41 PM
when Crystal farted

the themesong to
DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 07:08 PM
What's Happening Now!!
entzauberung
06-03-2009, 08:59 PM
Beyond the gates
Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 04:13 AM
"This crisis," said
Doug
06-04-2009, 04:21 AM
"This crisis," said

Dan Didio's nipple
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 05:10 AM
Dan Didio's nipple

"will be averted."
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 05:18 AM
"And Ben's penis
Doug
06-04-2009, 05:21 AM
"And Ben's penis

will be inverted."
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 05:25 AM
will be inverted."

But Johnny found
Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 06:18 AM
nipples were tasty
Brother Power the Gong
06-04-2009, 06:28 AM
nipples were tasty

but sadly lacking
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 06:31 AM
but sadly lacking

high quality fiber
danlomb
06-04-2009, 07:11 AM
. Sue died again
Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 08:13 AM
, the 47th time,
Cth
06-04-2009, 08:25 AM
wouldn't stop Namor
Doug
06-04-2009, 08:27 AM
wouldn't stop Namor

from eating her
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 08:55 AM
from eating her

delicious moon pie.
Len Snark
06-04-2009, 08:59 AM
Fortunately, Aunt May
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 09:01 AM
Fortunately, Aunt May

wore oven mitts
Jim T.
06-04-2009, 09:06 AM
and killed herself.
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 09:35 AM
and killed herself.

Dick Cavett wept.
Jim T.
06-04-2009, 09:39 AM
Dick Cavett died.
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 09:41 AM
Dick Cavett decomposed.
Cth
06-04-2009, 09:48 AM
All three? Euphemisms.
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 10:00 AM
All three? Euphemisms.

Dick Cavett: Zombie.
Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 10:04 AM
Marvel Zombies: FF
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 10:31 AM
Marvel Zombies: FF

Kevin Bacon. End.
Cth
06-04-2009, 10:35 AM
by Garth Ennis
Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 10:45 AM
Eisner awards ensue.
Jim T.
06-04-2009, 10:53 AM
Then Ennis dies.
Cth
06-04-2009, 10:54 AM
Everyone talked like
Cth
06-04-2009, 10:55 AM
Frank Miller Day.
Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 11:32 AM
Frank Miller Day.

Goddam Frank Miller.
danlomb
06-04-2009, 05:23 PM
"Stupid old man!"
Len Snark
06-04-2009, 07:52 PM
muttered Sue, dying
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 08:19 PM
and Ben's penis
danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:19 PM
began swearing profusely
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:22 PM
, "fuck Fuck FUCK!"
danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:25 PM
, before Valeria fly-kicked
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:28 PM
Mr. Fantastic's elastic balls.
danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Being thrown backwards,
Andrew
06-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Marvel Zombies reappeared
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:42 PM
literally eating dick.
danlomb
06-05-2009, 12:11 AM
Short sentences persisted!
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 12:13 AM
one panel at-a-time!
Andrew
06-05-2009, 12:17 AM
May's corpse rotted
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 12:19 AM
in great detail
danlomb
06-05-2009, 12:33 AM
, the stench alerting
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 01:39 AM
the censors, who
Ashwin Pande
06-05-2009, 02:20 AM
tugged their cocks
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 05:00 AM
tugged their cocks

at Millar's will.
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 05:31 AM
Cancellation was unsurprising.
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 05:57 AM
Bankruptcy close by.
Cth
06-05-2009, 06:03 AM
"AHA! Free Parking!"
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 06:13 AM
"AHA! Free Parking!"
exclaimed the Moleman!
The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-05-2009, 06:27 AM
"Look! Chris Claremont!"
Cth
06-05-2009, 06:30 AM
shouted Alicia Masters
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 06:37 AM
and both died.
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 06:38 AM
shouted Alicia Masters

while feeling the
The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-05-2009, 06:41 AM
and both died.

But were retconned
Doug
06-05-2009, 06:41 AM
while feeling the

wind blow upon
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 07:28 AM
wind blow upon

John Byrne's beard.
Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 07:36 AM
the beard spoke..
Cth
06-05-2009, 07:41 AM
only three words..
Doug
06-05-2009, 07:48 AM
only three words..

those words were...
Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 07:52 AM
those words were...
"blond latina whores"
Cth
06-05-2009, 07:53 AM
Suddenly, without warning..
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 08:03 AM
Suddenly, without warning..

David Carradine died.
antithesis
06-05-2009, 09:36 AM
David Carradine died.

"Not like this!!!!!"
Doug
06-05-2009, 09:41 AM
Ben was happy...
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:03 AM
so was Albert
Marc Lombardi
06-05-2009, 10:09 AM
but not Johnny.
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:14 AM
Johnny was dead.
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 10:17 AM
but not really
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:30 AM
despite being dead
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 10:34 AM
he then died.
Len Snark
06-05-2009, 10:34 AM
Just like Sue.
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
Reed also died.
Jerome Gibbons
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
Then Ben's penis
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:38 AM
, always rock hard,
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:39 AM
found itself dead.
Doug
06-05-2009, 10:40 AM
Then Doom died.
Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:44 AM
Then Doom died.

Goodbye, Dr. Doom
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 10:45 AM
Meanwhile, at the
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
super hero cemetary
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
prayers were said
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
services lasted over
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:51 AM
five weeks, while
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 10:51 AM
retcons were plotted
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:52 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!
Cth
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
"Elsinor!" which confused
Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!
Dead means dead!
Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!

It's on, bitch!
Doug
06-05-2009, 10:57 AM
It's on, bitch!

Then he forgot
Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Then he forgot

about Spider-Man's marriage
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:01 AM
and JohnByrne's number
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 11:03 AM
and then died.
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 11:03 AM
JoeQ forgot everything
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:04 AM
Zombie JoeQ arose
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 11:05 AM
hungry for DC
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:14 AM
and Cocco Puffs
Cth
06-05-2009, 11:14 AM
(both total euphemisms)
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:15 AM
Batman dead anyway
Cth
06-05-2009, 11:17 AM
Me Grimlock think
PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:18 AM
thoughts about Sue's
Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 11:20 AM
thoughts about Sue's

freshman college roommate
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 12:18 PM
freshman college roommate

Jessica 'Analluv' Jones.
Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 12:19 PM
Jessica 'Analluv' Jones.

who starred in
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 12:20 PM
movies, then died.
Cth
06-05-2009, 12:29 PM
Death appeared tired
Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 01:01 PM
tired and annoyed
Jim T.
06-05-2009, 01:28 PM
and so died.
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 02:40 PM
and so died.

Marvel: Death Zombie
RegHorsten
06-05-2009, 03:20 PM
Marvel: Death Zombie

Which sucked balls!
Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 07:34 PM
Which sucked balls!

But was retconned.
danlomb
06-05-2009, 07:52 PM
Diablo smoked shards
Jerome Gibbons
06-05-2009, 07:55 PM
off Ben's penis
RegHorsten
06-05-2009, 08:00 PM
off Ben's penis

Which turtle-doved into
Rafiennes
06-06-2009, 03:41 AM
Which turtle-doved into

Sue Storm's corpse.
PeterSparker
06-07-2009, 08:11 PM
When suddenly, Thanos
Jerome Gibbons
06-07-2009, 08:16 PM
saw Ben's penis
RegHorsten
06-07-2009, 08:16 PM
When suddenly, Thanos


Jerome Gibbons Quote:

saw Ben's penis


and jizzed in
danlomb
06-07-2009, 08:57 PM
waves that caused
PeterSparker
06-07-2009, 09:07 PM
Namor to die.
Jim T.
06-08-2009, 04:35 AM
Then Franklin died.
Rafiennes
06-08-2009, 04:47 AM
Then Franklin died.

Then this thread.
Doug
06-08-2009, 04:48 AM
Then this thread.

John Byrne typed.
The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-08-2009, 04:51 AM
John Byrne typed.
Liefield then drew
Mylazycat
06-08-2009, 04:56 AM
before they died.
MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:11 AM
so what now?
Jim T.
06-08-2009, 05:14 AM
We all die.
MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:16 AM
We all die.

I Don't WANNA!!!
Jim T.
06-08-2009, 05:29 AM
MAK15 dies crying.
MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:34 AM
MAK15 dies crying.

Died emo! tragedy!
RegHorsten
06-08-2009, 06:56 PM
Died emo! tragedy!

Across the universe
Jim T.
06-08-2009, 07:28 PM
all life dies.
MAK15
06-08-2009, 07:35 PM
all life dies.

how very depressing
PeterSparker
06-08-2009, 09:18 PM
yet, MoleMan lives!
Adam Witt
06-08-2009, 09:22 PM
And then, communism
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-08-2009, 09:24 PM
reared it's ugly
PeterSparker
06-08-2009, 09:31 PM
MoleMan like head
Rafiennes
06-08-2009, 09:41 PM
MoleMan like head

against Galactus' planetballs.
Jerome Gibbons
06-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Then Ben's penis
(akaRyanHoffman)
06-08-2009, 10:18 PM
hopped hopped hopped
Ashwin Pande
06-08-2009, 10:22 PM
into Reed's mouth
Epic Conventions
06-09-2009, 02:40 AM
"Mrrmmph! Mummrrmh! GAK!"



(* I can't believe this thread is still going...or how gay you've all taken it...March in your gay parade bendis board!)
The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-09-2009, 05:12 AM
Watcher then interfered
Jim T.
06-09-2009, 05:19 AM
and then died.
Len Snark
06-09-2009, 09:16 AM
much like Sue.
Doug
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
much like Sue.

Doom's still dead.
Jim T.
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
Even Death died.
Len Snark
06-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Aunt May farted.
Ashwin Pande
06-09-2009, 09:38 AM
The Universe collapsed.
Doug
06-09-2009, 09:40 AM
The Universe collapsed.

into Ben's ass.
Mylazycat
06-09-2009, 09:40 AM
This is useless
Doug
06-09-2009, 09:45 AM
This is useless

so's Sue's corpse.
MAK15
06-09-2009, 10:17 AM
so's Sue's corpse.

was raped bitterly
Jim T.
06-09-2009, 10:18 AM
MAK15 remained dead.
PeterSparker
06-10-2009, 08:13 PM
Suddenly, Sue awoke!
Ashwin Pande
06-10-2009, 09:05 PM
to find her
Whip
06-10-2009, 09:06 PM
brother wearing nothing
rychehitman
06-11-2009, 03:18 AM
but a cockring.