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Rafiennes
06-02-2009, 03:29 PM
macramé nut cozies.

Andrew
06-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Jessica Drew stripped

Thommy Melanson
06-02-2009, 05:22 PM
Jessica Drew stripped

a car quickly

danlomb
06-02-2009, 05:58 PM
while grinding her

Mylazycat
06-02-2009, 06:07 PM
Jessica Jones Poster

Andrew
06-02-2009, 06:21 PM
and making mess

DaveCummings
06-02-2009, 06:51 PM
and making mess


all over Julian McMahon

Andrew
06-02-2009, 06:52 PM
all over Julian McMahon

while Sue watched

edwardmblake
06-02-2009, 07:11 PM
while Sue watched
and made her

Maestro
06-02-2009, 07:32 PM
make a sandwich.

danlomb
06-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Cage busted in

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 01:46 AM
with a constipated look

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 03:13 AM
with a constipated look

and short shorts.

Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-03-2009, 03:20 AM
and short shorts.

balls still hanging.

oconnellmd
06-03-2009, 03:26 AM
Then, Suddenly, Thundra

Greygor
06-03-2009, 03:28 AM
With Bush Showing

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 04:18 AM
his flight suit

Cth
06-03-2009, 05:41 AM
shouted out loud

Doug
06-03-2009, 05:43 AM
shouted out loud

"I Love Cookies!!!!"

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 05:56 AM
"I Love Cookies!!!!"

Reed Richards ate

Cth
06-03-2009, 06:01 AM
what looked like

Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:04 AM
what looked like

Ethan Van Sciver's

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:18 AM
Ethan Van Sciver's

macrame nut cozy




(gonna see how many times I can use that)

entzauberung
06-03-2009, 06:24 AM
without hesitation, he

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:26 AM
without hesitation, he

called The Pope

Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:26 AM
...

danlomb
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
aka. She-Thing

Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
called The Pope


a selfish bastard

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 06:52 AM
a selfish bastard

and denounced God.

Cth
06-03-2009, 06:58 AM
Suddenly, without warning

Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 07:02 AM
Suddenly, without warning

Ethan Van Sciver's

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:12 AM
Ethan Van Sciver's

macrame nut cozy

Cth
06-03-2009, 07:19 AM
glowed brightly orange

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:29 AM
glowed brightly orange

like Thing's poop.

The Dean
06-03-2009, 07:29 AM
after eating dairy.

Doug
06-03-2009, 07:33 AM
after eating dairy.

That is when

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 07:41 AM
That is when

Johnny came out

Cth
06-03-2009, 07:44 AM
of the closet

MAK15
06-03-2009, 07:46 AM
"guess who's Fabulous?"

Cth
06-03-2009, 07:49 AM
"Flame on indeed!"

Doug
06-03-2009, 08:00 AM
"Flame on indeed!"

said Sue to

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 08:59 AM
kill herself with

Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 09:26 AM
Reed booking on

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 09:32 AM
Reed booking on

Priceline for a

Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 09:33 AM
cheap pink shirt

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 09:41 AM
As Vince Offer

Cth
06-03-2009, 09:59 AM
looked on stupefied

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 10:04 AM
and Mephisto chortled.

Cth
06-03-2009, 10:08 AM
Clara Peller shouted

Epic Conventions
06-03-2009, 10:08 AM
"Let's go to

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 10:23 AM
GAYTOWN," grabbing Johnny's

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-03-2009, 10:25 AM
little brown bag.

Cth
06-03-2009, 10:28 AM
A euphemism for

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 10:32 AM
"Let's go to

the Sock Hop!"

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 11:26 AM
but Aunt May

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 11:31 AM
but Aunt May

had to fart

Brother Power the Gong
06-03-2009, 11:41 AM
moloids knockout gas

Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 11:46 AM
"Fantasic Four Writers Fired"

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 11:54 AM
"Fantasic Four Writers Fired"

J. Jonah shouted.

Cth
06-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Jemas blamed for

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 12:02 PM
Jemas blamed for

the entire '90s

Andrew
06-03-2009, 12:11 PM
and Ben Reilly

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:11 PM
and Ben Reilly

and butt sex.

Cth
06-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Oddly enough, it

Whip
06-03-2009, 12:13 PM
was better than

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:14 PM
was better than

J Scott Campbell's

Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 12:21 PM
Threes Company mini-series

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:22 PM
Threes Company mini-series

and pastrami sandwiches

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 12:40 PM
and pastrami sandwiches

served at Danger Grill.

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 12:48 PM
Aunt May exposed

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 12:52 PM
Aunt May exposed

Regis Philbin's naval

Foolish Mortal
06-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Regis Philbin's naval
Fleet launched today

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Fleet launched today

sailing towards Kansas

Foolish Mortal
06-03-2009, 01:15 PM
sailing towards Kansas
to destroy the

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
to destroy the

'70s prog-rock band.

The Dean
06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
before they reunite

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 01:23 PM
before they reunite

and destroy us

Len Snark
06-03-2009, 02:14 PM
raping our childhoods.

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 02:27 PM
as Mark Millar

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 02:30 PM
as Mark Millar

humps a moneypile

Whip
06-03-2009, 02:38 PM
and names it

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Brian Michael Bendis

Thommy Melanson
06-03-2009, 02:44 PM
while "making change"

Whip
06-03-2009, 02:52 PM
,enraging John Byrne

Rafiennes
06-03-2009, 03:25 PM
,enraging John Byrne

. "Aw, fuck this!"

oconnellmd
06-03-2009, 03:35 PM
. "Aw, fuck this!"

Black Bolt whispered

Mylazycat
06-03-2009, 03:52 PM
as everyone giggled

Whip
06-03-2009, 06:30 PM
as everyone giggled

when Crystal farted

Brother Power the Gong
06-03-2009, 06:41 PM
when Crystal farted

the themesong to

DaveCummings
06-03-2009, 07:08 PM
What's Happening Now!!

entzauberung
06-03-2009, 08:59 PM
Beyond the gates

Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 04:13 AM
"This crisis," said

Doug
06-04-2009, 04:21 AM
"This crisis," said

Dan Didio's nipple

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 05:10 AM
Dan Didio's nipple

"will be averted."

Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 05:18 AM
"And Ben's penis

Doug
06-04-2009, 05:21 AM
"And Ben's penis

will be inverted."

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 05:25 AM
will be inverted."

But Johnny found

Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 06:18 AM
nipples were tasty

Brother Power the Gong
06-04-2009, 06:28 AM
nipples were tasty

but sadly lacking

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 06:31 AM
but sadly lacking

high quality fiber

danlomb
06-04-2009, 07:11 AM
. Sue died again

Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 08:13 AM
, the 47th time,

Cth
06-04-2009, 08:25 AM
wouldn't stop Namor

Doug
06-04-2009, 08:27 AM
wouldn't stop Namor

from eating her

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 08:55 AM
from eating her

delicious moon pie.

Len Snark
06-04-2009, 08:59 AM
Fortunately, Aunt May

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 09:01 AM
Fortunately, Aunt May

wore oven mitts

Jim T.
06-04-2009, 09:06 AM
and killed herself.

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 09:35 AM
and killed herself.

Dick Cavett wept.

Jim T.
06-04-2009, 09:39 AM
Dick Cavett died.

Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 09:41 AM
Dick Cavett decomposed.

Cth
06-04-2009, 09:48 AM
All three? Euphemisms.

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 10:00 AM
All three? Euphemisms.

Dick Cavett: Zombie.

Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 10:04 AM
Marvel Zombies: FF

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 10:31 AM
Marvel Zombies: FF

Kevin Bacon. End.

Cth
06-04-2009, 10:35 AM
by Garth Ennis

Mylazycat
06-04-2009, 10:45 AM
Eisner awards ensue.

Jim T.
06-04-2009, 10:53 AM
Then Ennis dies.

Cth
06-04-2009, 10:54 AM
Everyone talked like

Cth
06-04-2009, 10:55 AM
Frank Miller Day.

Rafiennes
06-04-2009, 11:32 AM
Frank Miller Day.

Goddam Frank Miller.

danlomb
06-04-2009, 05:23 PM
"Stupid old man!"

Len Snark
06-04-2009, 07:52 PM
muttered Sue, dying

Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2009, 08:19 PM
and Ben's penis

danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:19 PM
began swearing profusely

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:22 PM
, "fuck Fuck FUCK!"

danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:25 PM
, before Valeria fly-kicked

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:28 PM
Mr. Fantastic's elastic balls.

danlomb
06-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Being thrown backwards,

Andrew
06-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Marvel Zombies reappeared

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-04-2009, 11:42 PM
literally eating dick.

danlomb
06-05-2009, 12:11 AM
Short sentences persisted!

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 12:13 AM
one panel at-a-time!

Andrew
06-05-2009, 12:17 AM
May's corpse rotted

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 12:19 AM
in great detail

danlomb
06-05-2009, 12:33 AM
, the stench alerting

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 01:39 AM
the censors, who

Ashwin Pande
06-05-2009, 02:20 AM
tugged their cocks

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 05:00 AM
tugged their cocks

at Millar's will.

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 05:31 AM
Cancellation was unsurprising.

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 05:57 AM
Bankruptcy close by.

Cth
06-05-2009, 06:03 AM
"AHA! Free Parking!"

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 06:13 AM
"AHA! Free Parking!"
exclaimed the Moleman!

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-05-2009, 06:27 AM
"Look! Chris Claremont!"

Cth
06-05-2009, 06:30 AM
shouted Alicia Masters

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 06:37 AM
and both died.

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 06:38 AM
shouted Alicia Masters

while feeling the

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-05-2009, 06:41 AM
and both died.

But were retconned

Doug
06-05-2009, 06:41 AM
while feeling the

wind blow upon

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 07:28 AM
wind blow upon

John Byrne's beard.

Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 07:36 AM
the beard spoke..

Cth
06-05-2009, 07:41 AM
only three words..

Doug
06-05-2009, 07:48 AM
only three words..

those words were...

Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 07:52 AM
those words were...
"blond latina whores"

Cth
06-05-2009, 07:53 AM
Suddenly, without warning..

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 08:03 AM
Suddenly, without warning..

David Carradine died.

antithesis
06-05-2009, 09:36 AM
David Carradine died.

"Not like this!!!!!"

Doug
06-05-2009, 09:41 AM
Ben was happy...

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:03 AM
so was Albert

Marc Lombardi
06-05-2009, 10:09 AM
but not Johnny.

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:14 AM
Johnny was dead.

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 10:17 AM
but not really

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:30 AM
despite being dead

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 10:34 AM
he then died.

Len Snark
06-05-2009, 10:34 AM
Just like Sue.

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
Reed also died.

Jerome Gibbons
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
Then Ben's penis

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:38 AM
, always rock hard,

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:39 AM
found itself dead.

Doug
06-05-2009, 10:40 AM
Then Doom died.

Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:44 AM
Then Doom died.

Goodbye, Dr. Doom

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-05-2009, 10:45 AM
Meanwhile, at the

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
super hero cemetary

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
prayers were said

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:49 AM
services lasted over

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:51 AM
five weeks, while

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 10:51 AM
retcons were plotted

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 10:52 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!

Cth
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
"Elsinor!" which confused

Foolish Mortal
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!
Dead means dead!

Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:54 AM
Then JoeQ excalimed!

It's on, bitch!

Doug
06-05-2009, 10:57 AM
It's on, bitch!

Then he forgot

Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Then he forgot

about Spider-Man's marriage

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:01 AM
and JohnByrne's number

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 11:03 AM
and then died.

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 11:03 AM
JoeQ forgot everything

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:04 AM
Zombie JoeQ arose

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 11:05 AM
hungry for DC

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:14 AM
and Cocco Puffs

Cth
06-05-2009, 11:14 AM
(both total euphemisms)

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:15 AM
Batman dead anyway

Cth
06-05-2009, 11:17 AM
Me Grimlock think

PeterSparker
06-05-2009, 11:18 AM
thoughts about Sue's

Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 11:20 AM
thoughts about Sue's

freshman college roommate

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 12:18 PM
freshman college roommate

Jessica 'Analluv' Jones.

Brother Power the Gong
06-05-2009, 12:19 PM
Jessica 'Analluv' Jones.

who starred in

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 12:20 PM
movies, then died.

Cth
06-05-2009, 12:29 PM
Death appeared tired

Mylazycat
06-05-2009, 01:01 PM
tired and annoyed

Jim T.
06-05-2009, 01:28 PM
and so died.

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 02:40 PM
and so died.

Marvel: Death Zombie

RegHorsten
06-05-2009, 03:20 PM
Marvel: Death Zombie

Which sucked balls!

Rafiennes
06-05-2009, 07:34 PM
Which sucked balls!

But was retconned.

danlomb
06-05-2009, 07:52 PM
Diablo smoked shards

Jerome Gibbons
06-05-2009, 07:55 PM
off Ben's penis

RegHorsten
06-05-2009, 08:00 PM
off Ben's penis

Which turtle-doved into

Rafiennes
06-06-2009, 03:41 AM
Which turtle-doved into

Sue Storm's corpse.

PeterSparker
06-07-2009, 08:11 PM
When suddenly, Thanos

Jerome Gibbons
06-07-2009, 08:16 PM
saw Ben's penis

RegHorsten
06-07-2009, 08:16 PM
When suddenly, Thanos


Jerome Gibbons Quote:

saw Ben's penis


and jizzed in

danlomb
06-07-2009, 08:57 PM
waves that caused

PeterSparker
06-07-2009, 09:07 PM
Namor to die.

Jim T.
06-08-2009, 04:35 AM
Then Franklin died.

Rafiennes
06-08-2009, 04:47 AM
Then Franklin died.

Then this thread.

Doug
06-08-2009, 04:48 AM
Then this thread.

John Byrne typed.

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-08-2009, 04:51 AM
John Byrne typed.
Liefield then drew

Mylazycat
06-08-2009, 04:56 AM
before they died.

MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:11 AM
so what now?

Jim T.
06-08-2009, 05:14 AM
We all die.

MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:16 AM
We all die.

I Don't WANNA!!!

Jim T.
06-08-2009, 05:29 AM
MAK15 dies crying.

MAK15
06-08-2009, 05:34 AM
MAK15 dies crying.

Died emo! tragedy!

RegHorsten
06-08-2009, 06:56 PM
Died emo! tragedy!

Across the universe

Jim T.
06-08-2009, 07:28 PM
all life dies.

MAK15
06-08-2009, 07:35 PM
all life dies.

how very depressing

PeterSparker
06-08-2009, 09:18 PM
yet, MoleMan lives!

Adam Witt
06-08-2009, 09:22 PM
And then, communism

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-08-2009, 09:24 PM
reared it's ugly

PeterSparker
06-08-2009, 09:31 PM
MoleMan like head

Rafiennes
06-08-2009, 09:41 PM
MoleMan like head

against Galactus' planetballs.

Jerome Gibbons
06-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Then Ben's penis

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-08-2009, 10:18 PM
hopped hopped hopped

Ashwin Pande
06-08-2009, 10:22 PM
into Reed's mouth

Epic Conventions
06-09-2009, 02:40 AM
"Mrrmmph! Mummrrmh! GAK!"



(* I can't believe this thread is still going...or how gay you've all taken it...March in your gay parade bendis board!)

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-09-2009, 05:12 AM
Watcher then interfered

Jim T.
06-09-2009, 05:19 AM
and then died.

Len Snark
06-09-2009, 09:16 AM
much like Sue.

Doug
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
much like Sue.

Doom's still dead.

Jim T.
06-09-2009, 09:19 AM
Even Death died.

Len Snark
06-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Aunt May farted.

Ashwin Pande
06-09-2009, 09:38 AM
The Universe collapsed.

Doug
06-09-2009, 09:40 AM
The Universe collapsed.

into Ben's ass.

Mylazycat
06-09-2009, 09:40 AM
This is useless

Doug
06-09-2009, 09:45 AM
This is useless

so's Sue's corpse.

MAK15
06-09-2009, 10:17 AM
so's Sue's corpse.

was raped bitterly

Jim T.
06-09-2009, 10:18 AM
MAK15 remained dead.

PeterSparker
06-10-2009, 08:13 PM
Suddenly, Sue awoke!

Ashwin Pande
06-10-2009, 09:05 PM
to find her

Whip
06-10-2009, 09:06 PM
brother wearing nothing

rychehitman
06-11-2009, 03:18 AM
but a cockring.