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Len Snark
05-28-2009, 02:31 PM
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

Source=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_c rash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2

Thommy Melanson
05-28-2009, 02:33 PM
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.According to reports in China Press and Sin ChewDaily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off...

This is clearly a joke.

If not, hourly screenings of "The World According To Garp" should begin immediately.

Mr. E!
05-28-2009, 02:35 PM
T.S. Garp Wept!

Blue Flash
05-28-2009, 02:38 PM
Well, there is such a thing as a free lunch, after all.

Blood sausage.

Len Snark
05-28-2009, 02:42 PM
This is clearly a joke.

If not, hourly screenings of "The World According To Garp" should begin immediately.

Sin Chew is a daily newspaper in Singapore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Chew_Jit_Poh_(Singapore)).

Thommy Melanson
05-28-2009, 02:44 PM
Sin Chew is a daily newspaper in Singapore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Chew_Jit_Poh_(Singapore)).

What an unfortunately named paper to cover this event.

Ryan Elliott
05-28-2009, 02:49 PM
Stop posting this horrible shit!

Len Snark
05-28-2009, 02:52 PM
Stop posting this horrible shit!

Yo, I keep it real.

Ryan Elliott
05-28-2009, 02:52 PM
Yo, I keep it real.


I wonder if she spits or swallows?

Spidey616
05-28-2009, 02:53 PM
And I thought John Bobbitt had it bad :scared:

Blue Flash
05-28-2009, 02:53 PM
I wonder if she spits or swallows?

I wonder how many bites before either.

Thommy Melanson
05-28-2009, 02:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

RED!
05-28-2009, 02:56 PM
What an unfortunately named paper to cover this event.

:rofl: i don't know seems appropriate.

philipthethird
05-28-2009, 02:57 PM
Sounds like Lewis Black's blueberry pancake story. :D

"A woman almost bit of her husband's penis while he was preparing pancakes for breakfast ..."

Trey Krimsin
05-28-2009, 04:50 PM
T.S. Garp Wept!


Good to see I wasn't the only one thinking about that book.

Mark4myself
05-28-2009, 05:10 PM
I wonder how many bites before either.

How many licks does it take? One....two....three....CRUNCH!!!
http://www.antennaornaments.com/bin/img/product/0080316_tootsie_pop_lollipop_owl_antenna_topper_ba ll_candy_lick.jpg

dEnny!
05-28-2009, 05:11 PM
:shock: OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

LenNWallace
05-28-2009, 05:12 PM
Somewhere in New Hampshire, John Irving is scratching his nose.

Len Snark
05-28-2009, 08:44 PM
They talked about this story on Diggnation last week. It turned into a discussion of "what would you rather lose--your ___________ or your penis?"

Both ears or your penis?

Both legs or your penis?

etc.

ernster
05-28-2009, 10:01 PM
how about one ear and one testicle?