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Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 06:15 AM
Sorry for the scary title... I just have a real big super serious problem I need major assistance with.

so I really want my girlfriend to come see Drag Me To Hell this weekend. I love good horror and absolutely love Sam Raimi horror and I want to expose her to it. She's a fraidy cat when it comes to horror and I want to show her it's fun.

But she'll only come if I go see The Proposal (starring Sandra Bullcock and Ryan Reynolds) with her when that comes out. What do I do? Our tastes align perfectly otherwise, when it comes to action movies and comedies- but horror flicks and chick flicks are our own pleasures that we don't really share much.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dankiely
05-27-2009, 06:17 AM
dump her

MIKE D
05-27-2009, 06:17 AM
Sorry for the scary title... I just have a real big super serious problem I need major assistance with.

so I really want my girlfriend to come see Drag Me To Hell this weekend. I love good horror and absolutely love Sam Raimi horror and I want to expose her to it. She's a fraidy cat when it comes to horror and I want to show her it's fun.

But she'll only come if I go see The Proposal (starring Sandra Bullcock and Ryan Reynolds) with her when that comes out. What do I do? Our tastes align perfectly otherwise, when it comes to action movies and comedies- but horror flicks and chick flicks are our own pleasures that we don't really share much.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Successful relationships often involve compromises. This seems like a fair one. Look at this way, you are both being dragged to horror movies you don't want to see.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 06:17 AM
Go see The Proposal! I saw a preview for it, and Ryan Reynolds has his shirt off!

Gunter
05-27-2009, 06:18 AM
Tell her you'll go see The Proposal when it comes out, then come down with a mystery flu that weekend.

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 06:19 AM
go see the proposal! I saw a preview for it, and ryan reynolds has his shirt off!

"why are you wet!!?!?!?!"

"why are you naked!?!?!?!?!?!??!?"

Lyfeforce
05-27-2009, 06:20 AM
See the movie and try to enjoy it. If that fails, you might at least get some sex out of the bargain. ;)

Jim T.
05-27-2009, 06:20 AM
Careful - you might lose everything...

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 06:20 AM
"why are you wet!!?!?!?!"

"why are you naked!?!?!?!?!?!??!?"

That's the scene! When you see it, you can pretend you're Sandra Bullock laying on top of Ryan Reynolds!

Brian Defferding
05-27-2009, 06:20 AM
Stab her!

But seriously, my two cents is take the hit and see The Proposal with her as long as she holds to her word and sees Drag Me to Hell with you.













































THEN stab her.

Beep Beep!
05-27-2009, 06:23 AM
Suck it up and just go.

DAVE
05-27-2009, 06:23 AM
Jonny, did you forget that you're gay? Go see "The Proposal", you'll love it.

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 06:23 AM
That's the scene! When you see it, you can pretend you're Sandra Bullock laying on top of Ryan Reynolds!

"what is that?!"

"IT'S THE MORNING!"

leviathan
05-27-2009, 06:26 AM
If this is the biggest problem you have in your relationship, you really have no right to make any complaints. :-P

jason hissong
05-27-2009, 06:31 AM
So she's willing to go out of her comfort zone for you, but you have cold feet when it's your turn to do the same?

That makes sense.

DAVE
05-27-2009, 06:36 AM
So she's willing to go out of her comfort zone for you, but you have cold feet when it's your turn to do the same?

That makes sense.
I know, right? Jonny you truely are a terrible boyfriend, and an even worse person.

Andreas
05-27-2009, 06:38 AM
The trick isn't to go and see The Proposal with her, but not to complain about its awefulness afterwards and ruin her experience of watching it.

Then again, how aweful can it be when it has Sandra Bullock? Great actress. Unfortunately, not capable of picking a good script, but no one's perfect.

Andreas

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 06:39 AM
If this is the biggest problem you have in your relationship, you really have no right to make any complaints. :-P

hehe yeah this was more of a joke and i'm playing it out like it's the end of the world for me just to annoy her

DAVE
05-27-2009, 06:40 AM
hehe yeah this was more of a joke and i'm playing it out like it's the end of the world for me just to annoy her
Yeah, he's got way bigger problems.

Andreas
05-27-2009, 06:42 AM
The tagline of Sam Raimi's movie sounds like your average romantic chick flick to me:

"Christine Brown has a good job, a great boyfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, she's going to hell."

Andreas

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 06:42 AM
hehe yeah this was more of a joke and i'm playing it out like it's the end of the world for me just to annoy her

We all know you're gay for Ryan Reynolds.

woljed
05-27-2009, 06:43 AM
This is a major dilemma? Really?

I think you made this post to rub it in mardachamp's face that you are in a committed relationship, I find that rude and pompous of you. Good day.

Gunter
05-27-2009, 06:43 AM
The tagline of Sam Raimi's movie sounds like your average romantic chick flick to me:

"Christine Brown has a good job, a great boyfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, she's going to hell."

Andreas

That could also describe Jonny's movie going experience for The Proposal.

Andreas
05-27-2009, 06:45 AM
That could also describe Jonny's movie going experience for The Proposal.

I thought he said he likes horror.

Andreas

DAVE
05-27-2009, 06:46 AM
I bet Jonny Z doesn't even really have a girlfriend, right!?
Let me guess, she's from "Canada", right!?
I don't think anyone's met her, right?!

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 06:47 AM
Easy.
Have her watch Drag Me to Hell with you.
Then the night before The Proposal's opening day, get hit by a car.
Crisis averted.

Blue Flash
05-27-2009, 06:48 AM
I predict you'll like The Proposal better than Drag Me To Hell (which looks really bad). But what do I know?

bartleby
05-27-2009, 06:49 AM
Easy.
Have her watch Drag Me to Hell with you.
Then the night before The Proposal's opening day, get hit by a car.
Crisis averted.

Getting hit by a car would suck for Jonny. Instead, he should arrange for her to get hit by a car.

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 06:50 AM
I bet Jonny Z doesn't even really have a girlfriend, right!?
Let me guess, she's from "Canada", right!?
I don't think anyone's met her, right?!

hey, as long as my check clears every month I own the right to call her "girlfriend!!!"

bartleby
05-27-2009, 06:50 AM
I predict you'll like The Proposal better than Drag Me To Hell (which looks really bad). But what do I know?

Apparently, not very much as the reviews for DRAG ME TO HELL have been pretty great so far.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 06:50 AM
I bet Jonny Z doesn't even really have a girlfriend, right!?
Let me guess, she's from "Canada", right!?
I don't think anyone's met her, right?!

I know right! Do you know who has a REAL girlfriend, not a pretend one?

Dave Kushner of www.mightydavekushner.com!

The Clone Ranger
05-27-2009, 06:57 AM
Go see The Proposal. You can always try the old "Penis in the Popcorn Box" trick.

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 06:59 AM
Seriously, you wanna get out of a social obligation, you gotta get hurt or sick somehow. It's like feigning sickness as a kid to get out of school but more serious. Yeah, the car thing is a little too drastic. Other options...

1) You live in NY, right? About a week before The Proposal comes out, lick every doorknob you come across. Surely you'll get sick with swine flu or something worse and newsworthy and won't fully recover until the movie's out of theaters.

2) Fake an accident. Lie a stepladder on its side in your pad and break a flower pot next to it and then lie on the ground, screaming like a little bitch.



Go see The Proposal. You can always try the old "Penis in the Popcorn Box" trick.

I heard that Jonny did that anyway to keep the butter melted.

TheTravis!
05-27-2009, 06:59 AM
If you starting masturbating in the middle of The Proposal, odds are good she won't make you go see a Ryan Reynolds film ever again.

JHester
05-27-2009, 07:00 AM
Give and take sir, give and take.

bartleby
05-27-2009, 07:00 AM
Go see The Proposal. You can always try the old "Penis in the Popcorn Box" trick.

Or in Jonny's case, the old "Penis in the Milk Duds Box" trick.

Blue Flash
05-27-2009, 07:03 AM
Apparently, not very much as the reviews for DRAG ME TO HELL have been pretty great so far.

I'm honestly glad to hear it. The trailer makes it look like Raimi fully converting to the CGI horror Dark Side.

CapnChaos
05-27-2009, 07:36 AM
You should just marry her for not making you go see "The Ugly Truth."

Simps
05-27-2009, 07:41 AM
DRAG ME TO HELL comes out first, so just agree to see THE PROPOSAL and then when it comes time to pay the piper, renege.

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-27-2009, 07:44 AM
Go see the movie.

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:46 AM
the worst part is gonna be having to pay for both movies... for the both of us:sick:

Boris the Blade
05-27-2009, 07:46 AM
Just do it.

And try to make out with her during her movie.

jenifu
05-27-2009, 07:47 AM
If you starting masturbating in the middle of The Proposal, odds are good she won't make you go see a Ryan Reynolds film ever again.

well, you just blew THAT super-secret strategy, mister.

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 07:50 AM
the worst part is gonna be having to pay for both movies... for the both of us:sick:



Just imagine sitting through the 10 minutes or so of the romantic comedy trailers before The Proposal. Let me guess: I bet you'll see one (or two) with Mathew McConnaughey, a new one starring Kate Hudson, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see one for Sarah Jessicah Parker with her horse face the size of a small building on the big screen.

SpecialK
05-27-2009, 07:53 AM
Just imagine sitting through the 10 minutes or so of the romantic comedy trailers before The Proposition. Let me guess: I bet you'll see one (or two) with Mathew McConnaughey, a new one starring Kate Hudson, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see one for Sarah Jessicah Parker with her horse face the size of a small building on the big screen.

The Proposition? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Proposition)

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 07:56 AM
The Proposition? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Proposition)

:lol:

Shit. Wrong movie. I doubt there's gonna be gunplay in The Proposal. Fixed. ;)

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 08:00 AM
You should say this to her "Listen, I don't think this relationship is going to work if you make me go see that movie. I just won't have it. Sure, I want you to go see my movie, but that's different, because I'm the man in the relationship, and I make the calls. You saying I have to go see The Proposal? I don't know who you think wears the pants in this situation, but it's me! I swear, if you mention it one more time, we're through! I'd be glad to be single again!" And I bet that would solve all your problems.

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 08:03 AM
You should say this to her "Listen, I don't think this relationship is going to work if you make me go see that movie. I just won't have it. Sure, I want you to go see my movie, but that's different, because I'm the man in the relationship, and I make the calls. You saying I have to go see The Proposal? I don't know who you think wears the pants in this situation, but it's me! I swear, if you mention it one more time, we're through! I'd be glad to be single again!" And I bet that would solve all your problems.



"Besides, you know I only allow you to sleep next to me to keep the bed warm. And while I'm at it, the only reason you're my girlfriend is that I can't suck my own dick. *nod your head yes*. If I could...*then you make a bye-bye wave with your hand*. "

Taxman
05-27-2009, 08:03 AM
Some people just don't enjoy horror films.

Don't make her go.

xhondax
05-27-2009, 08:05 AM
i'm in the same boat as you. my girlfriend and i have very different movie taste and i tried to watch a chick flick with her once and we ended up in a huge fight over it since she wouldn't go see like rambo or something with me. now we just don't even bring it up. if i want to go see something i know she won't like i don't even ask or tell her. same with her. it works out pretty good.

PeterSparker
05-27-2009, 08:08 AM
Stay home and watch porn together.

Problem solved.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 08:08 AM
"Besides, you know I allow you to sleep next to me is to keep the bed warm. And while I'm at it, the only reason you're my girlfriend is that I can't suck my own dick. *nod your head yes*. If I could...*then you make a bye-bye wave with your hand*. "

I don't know how he could lose with our amazing strategy! We should write a book The Awesome Guide For Telling Women How It Is: Get Your Way Everytime!

bartleby
05-27-2009, 08:10 AM
This is why you should have a firm rule about not dating girls who watch romantic comedies.

Joshzilla
05-27-2009, 08:10 AM
I was hoping this was gonna be juicy! Like she's pregnant with your dad's baby or something!

Now that I'm let down, go see the damn movie.

I had to watch The Notebook, you can watch The Proposal.

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 08:11 AM
I don't know how he could lose with our amazing strategy! We should write a book The Awesome Guide For Telling Women How It Is: Get Your Way Everytime!

Seriously.

Chapter 12: "The Top 5 Sure-Fire Ways to Get the Bitch to Shut Up and Still Get Da Sex Later."

Joshzilla
05-27-2009, 08:11 AM
But seriously...

When she asked, did you take a moment and think it over with Twix?

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 08:13 AM
Just imagine sitting through the 10 minutes or so of the romantic comedy trailers before The Proposal. Let me guess: I bet you'll see one (or two) with Mathew McConnaughey, a new one starring Kate Hudson, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see one for Sarah Jessicah Parker with her horse face the size of a small building on the big screen.

i hope we see the trailer for that movie with Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigel!!!!

Cactusakic
05-27-2009, 08:14 AM
I predict you'll like The Proposal better than Drag Me To Hell (which looks really bad). But what do I know?


Apparently, not very much as the reviews for DRAG ME TO HELL have been pretty great so far.

Just got back from watching it and I can honestly say I thought it was a blast.

Raimi has still got it.

This could easily have been another Evil Dead film.

Plenty of good jumps/scares and some hilarious moments too, often one right after the other.

My only complaint would be the films severe Campbell-deficiency, but other than that it was one of the better cinema-going experiences I have had recently.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 08:16 AM
Seriously.

Chapter 12: "The Top 5 Sure-Fire Ways to Get the Bitch to Shut Up and Still Get Da Sex Later."

Chapter 5: "So Fucking What If I Was Out All Night? I Can Do That! I'm The Man Here!" And Other Ways To Set Things Straight

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 08:16 AM
Just got back from watching it and I can honestly say I thought it was a blast.

Raimi has still got it.

This could easily have been another Evil Dead film.

Plenty of good jumps/scares and some hilarious moments too, often one right after the other.

My only complaint would be the films severe Campbell-deficiency, but other than that it was one of the better cinema-going experiences I have had recently.

Awesome!!! I'm so there this weekend.

You gonna review The Proposal as well? ;)

Joshzilla
05-27-2009, 08:17 AM
Chapter 5: "So Fucking What If I Was Out All Night? I Can Do That! I'm The Man Here!" And Other Ways To Set Things Straight

Excuse me, what chapter has the dishes and laundry?

SpecialK
05-27-2009, 08:17 AM
You gonna review The Proposal as well? ;)

That probably also gets a "Campbell lacking" out of 5.

SpecialK
05-27-2009, 08:18 AM
Excuse me, what chapter has the dishes and laundry?

All of them.

Cactusakic
05-27-2009, 08:18 AM
Awesome!!! I'm so there this weekend.

You gonna review The Proposal as well? ;)

Let me just consult my imaginary Magic 8-Ball on that.

*shakes thin air*

Hmm, whadda ya know, "Highly Unlikely".

LenNWallace
05-27-2009, 08:29 AM
See The Proposal on the condition that if she chickens out on Drag Me To Hell, you get to pee in her butt.

WillieLee
05-27-2009, 08:55 AM
So you're the guy who keeps calling Howard asking about The Bachelor.

Doug
05-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Only go to The Proposal if she'll go down on you in the theatre.

(And that might actually be ironic seeing as how Alanis and Ryan were engaged for a while.)

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 09:09 AM
So you're the guy who keeps calling Howard asking about The Bachelor.

:( I started watching it this season now that my girlfriend and I live together... and I actually enjoy it... Fuck...

Jef UK
05-27-2009, 09:10 AM
successful relationships often involve compromises. This seems like a fair one. Look at this way, you are both being dragged to horror movies you don't want to see.

:heart:

WillieLee
05-27-2009, 09:10 AM
:( I started watching it this season now that my girlfriend and I live together... and I actually enjoy it... Fuck...

It's over Jonny, it's over.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 09:18 AM
:( I started watching it this season now that my girlfriend and I live together... and I actually enjoy it... Fuck...

Milky sauce!

schizorabbit
05-27-2009, 09:18 AM
:( I started watching it this season now that my girlfriend and I live together... and I actually enjoy it... Fuck...

If you enjoy The Batchelor, you'll LOVE The Proposal.

And, oh, your privileges to the man club have been revoked, and please don't get your panties in a twist over it.

WillieLee
05-27-2009, 09:19 AM
Move on, nothing to see here.

MIKE D
05-27-2009, 09:28 AM
Milky sauce!

I would like a chubby pickle.

DAVE
05-27-2009, 09:29 AM
Jonny, I've had more than one conversation with you about Gossip Girl. Quit fronting.

Buk Was Right
05-27-2009, 09:29 AM
Stay home and MAKE porn together.

Problem solved.

Fixed.

Also: SPOILER ALERT: Even though Deadpool and Miss Congeniality don't like each other at the beginning of the movie, hilarity ensues and they wind up falling all in love and stuff. Probably.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 09:31 AM
I would like a chubby pickle.

Sausage!

MIKE D
05-27-2009, 09:33 AM
Sausage!

Rumballs!

Jen Grunwald
05-27-2009, 09:33 AM
Sorry for the scary title... I just have a real big super serious problem I need major assistance with.

so I really want my girlfriend to come see Drag Me To Hell this weekend. I love good horror and absolutely love Sam Raimi horror and I want to expose her to it. She's a fraidy cat when it comes to horror and I want to show her it's fun.

But she'll only come if I go see The Proposal (starring Sandra Bullcock and Ryan Reynolds) with her when that comes out. What do I do? Our tastes align perfectly otherwise, when it comes to action movies and comedies- but horror flicks and chick flicks are our own pleasures that we don't really share much.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you serious?! THIS is your MAJOR girlfriend dilemma?! Ridiculous.


:rogue:

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 09:34 AM
Rumballs!

Daddys girls been a bad girl!

MIKE D
05-27-2009, 09:35 AM
Daddys girls been a bad girl!

I think I want to get you a t-shirt that says that.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 09:36 AM
I think I want to get you a t-shirt that says that.

:lol:

bartleby
05-27-2009, 09:38 AM
Are you serious?! THIS is your MAJOR girlfriend dilemma?! Ridiculous.

You've got to read between the lines. What he's really saying is that he's afraid he might be gay and isn't sure how to tell his girlfriend about it.

ZombieSpeedball
05-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Kick her in the ladyparts!

:surrend:

(akaRyanHoffman)
05-27-2009, 10:23 AM
Some people just don't enjoy horror films.

Don't make her go.

Seriously. Go see this with some friends. Plenty of other movies coming out you can see together.

Whip
05-27-2009, 10:27 AM
If you don't go, she's never going to forget it. So you just might as well saddle up and go.

Or, go see the horror movie without her.

RocketRaccoon-DestroysYou
05-27-2009, 10:30 AM
Successful relationships often involve compromises. This seems like a fair one. Look at this way, you are both being dragged to horror movies you don't want to see.
thats one solution or you could wait till you both see the movie you want then change the locks after she goes to work

chazbot
05-27-2009, 10:44 AM
Just stay in and rent Army of Darkness instead. All the romantic tribulations of The Proposal mixed in with the Sam Raimi awesomeness you're used to.

Ryan Elliott
05-27-2009, 11:03 AM
I thought The Proposal looked really funny. :-?

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 11:09 AM
Are you serious?! THIS is your MAJOR girlfriend dilemma?! Ridiculous.


:rogue:

let me let you in on a little secret

this thread topic isn't very serious

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 11:11 AM
Jonny, I've had more than one conversation with you about Gossip Girl. Quit fronting.

i know... i still gotta catch up on the last 4 episodes though!!!

hey, have you been watching The Cougar this season? It's awesome!!!!!!

Evan the Shaggy
05-27-2009, 11:18 AM
hey, have you been watching The Cougar this season? It's awesome!!!!!!

The fact that she kisses each of them to show that they've made it to the next round has got to SUCK for those last guys. You gotta taste like 20 other dudes.

Kedd
05-27-2009, 11:30 AM
Go see the movie your girl wants. You're not gonna catch cooties or some shit because you go see a romantic comedy

Ryan Elliott
05-27-2009, 11:35 AM
Seriously, am I the only one who thought The Proposal looked funny? :(

Buk Was Right
05-27-2009, 11:39 AM
Seriously, am I the only one who thought The Proposal looked funny? :(

Yes.

bartleby
05-27-2009, 11:40 AM
Seriously, am I the only one who thought The Proposal looked funny? :(

No, you're just the only one with a penis who thought it looked funny.

Ryan Elliott
05-27-2009, 11:41 AM
Yes.


No, you're just the only one with a penis who thought it looked funny.


http://www.jonathanckazdoy.com/Mikasuki/Shame.jpg

SpecialK
05-27-2009, 11:42 AM
No, you're just the only one with a penis who thought it looked funny.

And you should probably get that checked out, Ryan.

woljed
05-27-2009, 11:43 AM
Go see the movie your girl wants. You're not gonna catch cooties or some shit because you go see a romantic comedy

Yeah but make sure you leave your balls on the way out.

cweed4
05-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Are you serious?! THIS is your MAJOR girlfriend dilemma?! Ridiculous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ParodyThread

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=176802

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-27-2009, 01:13 PM
Jonny is such a jerk! Why can't he just be nice to his girlfriend? You are such an asshole Jonny! OMG! Just do something she wants to do for once!

Matt Jay
05-27-2009, 01:24 PM
Get high before you see The Proposal. You're welcome.

allanpat
05-27-2009, 02:30 PM
just get really high before the chick flick. at best it'll make the movie hilarious. at worst you fall asleep. win-win.

EDIT - matt jay beat me to it!

The Zevad
05-27-2009, 02:33 PM
Tell her I said hi. And to stop dating skinny versions of me. :twisted:

No seriously get the fuck over yourself. Relationships are all about compromise. Go see the fucking movie with her. It's Ryan Reynolds. Make believe he's Deadpool and he's trying to kill the bus driving girl from Speed. Smoke a joint. It's a fucking chick flick. Man up. It's not fucking like having a glass rod shoved down your ureatha. Get over it. God. You disapoint me Jonny.

Pia Guerra
05-27-2009, 04:32 PM
Dude, I love Raimi's films and I'm not even sure I want to see this in a theater. Some people don't want to deal with that much intensity let alone in public so she may be wigged out. If she hasn't seen Evil Dead 2, then show her a copy to give an idea of how this movie is different from all the torture porn out there now. Offer to hold her hand and make it a giggle fest... then let her do the same for you. Something about chick flicks appeals to her, let her show you what that is. You both may hate the experience in the end but make it fun and it won't be so bad in the future when you settle on the fact that there are some things you can't do together... and that's okay.

Pia Guerra
05-27-2009, 04:47 PM
Only go to The Proposal if she'll go down on you in the theatre.

(And that might actually be ironic seeing as how Alanis and Ryan were engaged for a while.)

That was Dave Coulier she was singing about.

The Zevad
05-27-2009, 05:57 PM
That was Dave Coulier she was singing about.

Naw. That was just an urban legend she was singing about Uncle Joey Gladstone from Full House.

Blue Flash
05-27-2009, 05:59 PM
Naw. That was just an urban legend she was singing about Uncle Joey Gladstone from Full House.

She's confirmed it herself. I've hear interviews with her saying as much.

oconnellmd
05-27-2009, 06:59 PM
I'm honestly glad to hear it. The trailer makes it look like Raimi fully converting to the CGI horror Dark Side.

Still holding at 94% on the Tomatometer. Yeah, the trailer is marketing it as serious horror, the kind of stuff that sells in our current "Saw" society, but the reviews make it clear - laughs-a-plenty, and sick-and-wrong laughs to boot. The old Raimi appears to be back. Whew!

DAVE
05-27-2009, 07:09 PM
MG_ _: I love @DAVEKUSH

Uh Oh, looks like I may have to go see The Proposal!

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:09 PM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith

bartleby
05-27-2009, 07:13 PM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith

So the question here is, Did Jonny have to put on a wig and makeup to get in character to write that post?

woljed
05-27-2009, 07:14 PM
Without pics this thread is now officially useless.

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:19 PM
I tried to post a picture but I don't know how this thing works

bartleby
05-27-2009, 07:20 PM
So the question here is, Did Jonny have to put on a wig and makeup to get in character to write that post?


Without pics this thread is now officially useless.

I really don't know why you'd want to see pictures of that.

SpecialK
05-27-2009, 07:20 PM
I tried to post a picture but I don't know how this thing works

I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it needs a Twitter login to access.

woljed
05-27-2009, 07:22 PM
I really don't know why you'd want to see pictures of that.

I have my reasons!

Mr.Giles
05-27-2009, 07:24 PM
1. You would blow him but he wouldn't let you? WTF Jon?

2. Want to go get high and see the Proposal when I'm in NYC?

Love, Giles AKA @shawnwrites

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:25 PM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2611/38/63/58000192/n58000192_45489624_6184725.jpg

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:25 PM
1. You would blow him but he wouldn't let you? WTF Jon?

2. Want to go get high and see the Proposal when I'm in NYC?

Love, Giles AKA @shawnwrites

I KNOW YOU!
and yes, yes I do!

Mr.Giles
05-27-2009, 07:30 PM
I KNOW YOU!
and yes, yes I do!

Sweet!

I love movies, weed and head.



(for real though, why wouldn't he let you do that in a movie theater? That's crazy.)

Jonny Z
05-27-2009, 07:32 PM
Sweet!

I love movies, weed and head.



(for real though, why wouldn't he let you do that in a movie theater? That's crazy.)

Jonny is a simple, conservative kinda guy. He thinks private things should be kept private ;)

Mr.Giles
05-27-2009, 07:37 PM
Jonny is a simple, conservative kinda guy. He thinks private things should be kept private ;)

let's force him into a public orgy and post pictures on the internet just to watch him squirm.
:twisted:

Zac Goyette
05-27-2009, 10:47 PM
Tell her you will only go see the proposal if Drag Me To Hell is good. That way it 'll be worth getting dragged to hell later.

Guirk the Thudner
05-27-2009, 11:03 PM
hey, have you been watching The Cougar this season? It's awesome!!!!!!

Dude Joe the Bartender got such a raw deal.

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-28-2009, 04:58 AM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith

Ha! :lol:

Joshzilla
05-28-2009, 05:01 AM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith


*massive applause*

Alex(sadly)Maleev
05-28-2009, 05:01 AM
dump her

This!

If you are comfortable you can get another one.

MIKE D
05-28-2009, 05:15 AM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith

Meredith, if you'd like some comfort in the whole "horror movie in a theater" thing, take it in the fact that there's just no way you could possibly scream more girly than Raphael.

Alex(sadly)Maleev
05-28-2009, 05:23 AM
Hi everybody. It's the apparently non-existent Canadian girlfriend here. I would like to thank you all for your amazing advice, especially since most of you sided with me. Just a few points of clarification for you to further use against Jonny.

a) I have NEVER made him see a rom-com. EVER. I want to see ONE, mostly because its about a Canadian about to be deported...duh....
b) I HATE horror movies in theatres. I don't mind as much at home but its just this thing I have. Nevertheless I agreed to this compromise. And he can't agree back! Boo!
c) We normally love all the same movies.
d) We SHOULD get high before The Proposal, so thank you for that suggestion, Matt Jay.
e) I totally would go down on him in the theatre, but he probably wouldn't let me :)

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through this, and I will be sure to sneak on and keep you all posted on how the compromise unfolds (translation, how I win this and every other fake-argument we have.)

P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith

Holly Shit! I just saw this. Jonny has fallen to a new low on so many levels.

Joshzilla
05-28-2009, 05:25 AM
Meredith, if you'd like some comfort in the whole "horror movie in a theater" thing, take it in the fact that there's just no way you could possibly scream more girly than Raphael.

Truth!

Jonny Z
05-28-2009, 05:36 AM
I think it's time for me to pull a Brett Favre and retire form this board :Oops:

schizorabbit
05-28-2009, 05:39 AM
P.S. Jonny LOVES The Cougar, Gossip Girl, Project Runway AND The Bachelorette. I swear!

Peace and Love

Meredith


I think it's time for me to pull a Brett Favre and retire form this board :Oops:

Don't forget to leave your penis at the door.

:)

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-28-2009, 05:39 AM
I think it's time for me to pull a Brett Favre and retire form this board :Oops:

Wah!

DAVE
05-28-2009, 05:42 AM
I believe even less than before that you really have a girlfriend!

Jonny Z
05-28-2009, 05:50 AM
I believe even less than before that you really have a girlfriend!

Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally!

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-28-2009, 05:51 AM
Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally!

Does he tear down your fucking lights? No! NO! Shut the fuck up!

MIKE D
05-28-2009, 05:52 AM
does he tear down your fucking lights? No! No! Shut the fuck up!

oh good for you!

DAVE
05-28-2009, 05:58 AM
Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally!
Which of your personalities wrote this post?

Jonny Z
05-28-2009, 05:59 AM
Which of your personalities wrote this post?

The one that's trying to save us from the machines!!!!

DAVE
05-28-2009, 06:01 AM
The one that's trying to save us from the machines!!!!
hahahaha
www.mightydavekushner.com

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-28-2009, 06:02 AM
hahahaha
www.mightydavekushner.com (http://www.mightydavekushner.com/) !

www.mightydavekushner.com? What's that?

DAVE
05-28-2009, 06:05 AM
www.mightydavekushner.com? (http://www.mightydavekushner.com?) What's that?
It's for sexy peoples!

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-28-2009, 02:01 PM
Run up through Harlem and what not! Let the brothers chase us and what not!

MIKE D
05-29-2009, 07:14 AM
Run up through Harlem and what not! Let the brothers chase us and what not!

That's Gangsta Talk!

Taxman
05-29-2009, 08:05 AM
Suck it up and just go.As if you would ever consider going to Drag Me to Hell . . .