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Kedd
05-25-2009, 12:46 PM
It was a traumatic experience for me.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-25-2009, 12:49 PM
I'm so sorry to hear that. You were actually making the pornography, though.

Howlett
05-25-2009, 12:49 PM
It was a traumatic experience for me.

Really? I thought it was bloody hilarious.

c. page
05-25-2009, 12:52 PM
i believe i was 8, and my god it was a wonderful thing.

Akira
05-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Yep. Can't remember the name of it, but I do remember that it starred Vanessa Del Rio.

Ashwin Pande
05-25-2009, 12:53 PM
Oh, yes.

Rod Nunley
05-25-2009, 12:55 PM
Yep. Staying at a friends house and his parents were out to dinner or something. We watched Godzilla movies ... and then he popped in an adult video. Porn used to have a hell of a lot more hair in it than it does now.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-25-2009, 12:58 PM
Yep. Staying at a friends house and his parents were out to dinner or something. We watched Godzilla movies ... and then he popped in an adult video. Porn used to have a hell of a lot more hair in it than it does now.

Not when you're into guys.

c. page
05-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Not when you're into guys.

:mistrust:

Bemo
05-25-2009, 01:00 PM
I watched my first gay porn just the other day.

I was surprised at how young I looked. I hadn't thought it had been that long ago.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-25-2009, 01:01 PM
:mistrust:

No, I just mean, you know, guys are...uh, hairy. :-?

John Drake
05-25-2009, 01:09 PM
I don't remember. Weird :?

Travis M. Bierwagen
05-25-2009, 01:13 PM
I was 14 and I was looking for the VCR manual when I found a tape in my dad's nightstand drawer with a bunch of "naughty" sounding titles written on the label.

Up til then I had only seen CINEMAX (aka edited for cable) porn. So when I popped that tape in and saw it showed EVERYTHING that was quite a surprise.

A very, very nice surprise. :)

RebootedCorpse
05-25-2009, 01:16 PM
16-years-old at the Red Barn Adult Theater with four guys who remain my best buds to this day. Behind us some guy was jerking off like his life depended on it. The movies was some weird shit about a Nazi women's camp where lesbian sex was the preferred method of extracting information.

ZombieSpeedball
05-25-2009, 01:16 PM
Yeah, I remember. It totally fucked with my mind.

Ben Weldon
05-25-2009, 01:18 PM
When we first got satellite tv there were some German channels that would show softcore porn late nights. This is before I realized I was gay but i do remember getting bored and channel flipping when the lesbian scenes come on. :lol:

Jason California
05-25-2009, 01:24 PM
i was in the 5th grade at a buddies house. his older brother popped in a movie called Trading Partners. I think it was about summer camp counselors. There was this one flash back scene that had 2 huys jerking of to some magizines when the made walked in. they then proceded to go after her. at first she fought back but by the time came to dp her she was completely up fo it. There was another scene that had a girl telling one of the counsilors that she hated her breasts. girl were always mean to her. she unbuttoned her shirt showing off an awesome set of breasts say ing that she wishes she could cut them off. the counsilor told her that they were beatifull (they were) and began to kisst and fondle the telling her she should keep them. before you know it he was fucking her silly.

19bernardo87
05-25-2009, 01:25 PM
No. But I remember the first time I saw Hentai...

Ashwin Pande
05-25-2009, 01:29 PM
First time I saw naked breasts was when I was 4 or 5 years old. My parents rented Trading Places and let me watch it, unaware of Jamie Lee Curtis' topless scenes. That was fantastic.

First time I became master of my domain was while watching some cheapass movie starring Angie Everhart. Glorious. I always wonder from time to time where she disappeared to.

Ryan Elliott
05-25-2009, 01:32 PM
First time I saw naked breasts was when I was 4 or 5 years old. My parents rented Trading Places and let me watch it, unaware of Jamie Lee Curtis' topless scenes. That was fantastic.

First time I became master of my domain was while watching some cheapass movie starring Angie Everhart. Glorious. I always wonder from time to time where she disappeared to.


Shitty movies starring Treat Williams and reality tv shows.

AndrewG
05-25-2009, 01:34 PM
I think I was around ten. And it just left me very confused. I had the basics figured out in my head but what I was witness to was well beyond my capacity for understanding.

Patton
05-25-2009, 01:42 PM
My first porn was on radio porn. I was pretty confused by the grunting and moaning.

I suppose it could have just been audio of some people moving a couch.

Ben Weldon
05-25-2009, 01:46 PM
My first porn was on radio porn. I was pretty confused by the grunting and moaning.

I suppose it could have just been audio of some people moving a couch.

"Left a bit" "Get your end up more" "Try turning it on its side"

Yeah, I can see it.

Patton
05-25-2009, 02:02 PM
"Left a bit" "Get your end up more" "Try turning it on its side"

Yeah, I can see it.

Yeah but, it's also possible my mom was "the couch."

James Patrick
05-25-2009, 02:10 PM
I think my first porn was a book -- as in novel -- so I was very confused. I think the first porn I saw was a video tape that had Debby Does Dallas and some other more recent stuff on it. One of them had a, um, office scene with a girl in a skirt and a copier. I still have that fantasy :)

JasonWGBB007
05-25-2009, 02:13 PM
what is this porn thing you speak of....

silverboy
05-25-2009, 02:16 PM
I'm sure my first hardcore porn was Internet-based, but I do remember my dad had a stack of 1970s/80s Playboys hidden in the bathroom closet that I snuck out whenever I had a chance.

Patton
05-25-2009, 02:17 PM
what is this porn thing you speak of....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsN2pftgvc

Brad N.
05-25-2009, 02:17 PM
The first sort of porn type thing I remember seeing was when my buddy popped in a tape that belonged to his parents called Oh! Calcutta. It was an all nude dirty musical. Then like a year later (I think I was around 8 years old) I found a briefcase that belonged to my Dad and opened it to find a shitload of stroke books. I'll never forget seeing a fat lady opening a mayonaise jar with her snatch at such a young age. *shudder*

JasonWGBB007
05-25-2009, 02:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsN2pftgvc

mmm... corn

Ryan Elliott
05-25-2009, 02:25 PM
The first sort of porn type thing I remember seeing was when my buddy popped in a tape that belonged to his parents called Oh! Calcutta. It was an all nude dirty musical. Then like a year later (I think I was around 8 years old) I found a briefcase that belonged to my Dad and opened it to find a shitload of stroke books. I'll never forget seeing a fat lady opening a mayonaise jar with her snatch at such a young age. *shudder*


Is that why you turned to God later on it life? :lol:

majorjoe23
05-25-2009, 02:28 PM
I had seen plenty of Skinemax titles, but I saw my first movie with penetration at about 12 or 13 when my friend brought a tape over. It made me realize female genitalia wasn't laid out they way I thought it was.

costello
05-25-2009, 02:33 PM
I watched my first gay porn just the other day.

I was surprised at how young I looked. I hadn't thought it had been that long ago.

Welcome to the board.

kylethoreau
05-25-2009, 02:34 PM
porn mags...hell about 3 or 4, it helps that my dad was 19 when he had me so this shit was all about.


the first true movie I saw starred christie canyon and it was shown to me by my dad- who figured it was the best way to explain sex to me.

antithesis
05-25-2009, 02:34 PM
i think i was 9 or 10, and my brother, two years my junior, showed me some magazines he'd found downstairs. My mom and dad had a small collection of Playboy and Hustler, but i never really found them as interesting as he did. to this day, i've probably only seen the inside of a handful of porn mags, and i've only watched through a whole video once or twice.

i accidentally found out about hentai when i was about 14. some of the hentai videos are really poorly marked, and neither us nor the clerk realized what my friend and i were renting. it's weird, but you can still find hentai on the shelf here in a mainstream dvd store. you don't even need to be 18 to buy it.

JasonWGBB007
05-25-2009, 02:35 PM
porn mags...hell about 3 or 4, it helps that my dad was 19 when he had me so this shit was all about.


The first true movie i saw starred christie canyon and it was shown to me by my dad- who figured it was the best way to explain sex to me.

best. Dad. Ever.

Hate_Prime
05-25-2009, 03:04 PM
No, but I'm certain it was when I found my old dad's Penthouses, Hustlers and assorted and mostly defunct magazines.

The first video was also from my dad. An unlabled VHS tape with about 6 hours worth of bootlegged porno. It was hidden in plain sight which actually worked because I didn't bother trying the tape for a long time because hey, it wasn't even worth putting a label on it. I remember at the time I didn't know what exactly the people on the tape were doing, but it looked fun.

The Zevad
05-25-2009, 03:22 PM
I was in 8th Grade. My sister and her husband had to move in with me and my parents for a bit. I stumbled upon his porn collection and the first movie was called Backside to the Future. And the line that still stands out in my mind is when the lead female character goes back in time and she ends up having sex with her younger self she says...well they did oral on each other and she commented on how it tasted like hers. Which made me ask...how the hell do you know how it tastes? Awwww naivete of youth. :lol: Than I saw his other flicks that included a sequel to some movie and apparently it all took place in a ice cream shop. And some arap sheak saying as a girl was jerking him off. "LIKE THE OIL WELLS!" Good lord. Cheesy 80's porn.

But that was the 1st porn movie I saw. The first porn mag I saw was an issue of play boy that I stole from my big brother's room and showed off to all my friends when I was seven. That too was hilarious when a friend of mine asked why the lady was so hairy down there. :lol:

ShortStack
05-25-2009, 03:24 PM
10th grade, my lab partner gave me a disc. Been downhill ever since :).

schizorabbit
05-25-2009, 03:35 PM
Here's a cut-n-paste I did from a post I did about my parents' porn parties when I was a kid...


My parents would host these get-togethers where a half a dozen couples would come over with their kids, and they'd lock us up in my bedroom to play while they did whatever. I really had no idea who these kids were, just that they were around my age ( between 4 and 6) and that every now and then, we'd find ourselves together.

Anyway, one time, we managed to get the door open (I imagine some older kid going, "Ah-HA!!!"), and then the six or so of us crawled against the wall of the hallway in single file to the living room, stifling our giggling. The living room was dark except for some shifting light. I remember the back of the couch flushed against a wall, and we took turns peeking around the corner of the couch to see what was going on. When it was my turn...

I remember there was a movie screen up, and the sound of my dad's 8 millimeter projector going on. The parents, who were quiet, were watching some movie about some Korean guy lying on top of some overweight blonde lady in bed...

...for whatever reason, he gets up and looks around his house with a flashlight before getting back on top of the lady. Both of them are naked, and I thought that was funny. I was thinking somebody stole their clothes.

..then there was some close-up (you know, standard penetration and thrusting scene, which to a little kid, was just some alien-fucked-up stuff).

Whip
05-25-2009, 03:44 PM
I was very young, like 8 or 9. I walked in on my brother watching. It was very bizarre. It was the 80s, too, so the people were super tan.

Jerome Gibbons
05-25-2009, 03:53 PM
I was nine. It was on TV. First it was a straight couple having sex. Girl had reddish brown hair and white socks on. Then came a threesome scene featuring a couple visiting a woman who, for some reason, was naked in her apartment. The first time I saw the girls with each other, I remember thinking, "I don't know why, but I kind of love that".

Downhill ever since.

greg donovan
05-25-2009, 06:18 PM
magazines-dads playboys in the garage
video-at a party in high school

Boris the Blade
05-25-2009, 06:43 PM
I would always watch the pay-per-view channels hoping to see something in the scrambled porn, or that one day it would fuck up and actually show the porn, unscrambled.

And one day it did.

Just once.

LenNWallace
05-25-2009, 06:45 PM
Yup. I was 12 or so, and we got like, three or four different magazines sent to our address for someone else. These weren't playboy, either. These were generic and my God were they filthy.

And that's how Len became Len.

JoeE
05-25-2009, 06:50 PM
Scrambled porn on the Spice Channel, probably sometime in seventh grade. I was lucky to see a couple boobs in one night.

Ryan Elliott
05-25-2009, 06:53 PM
Scrambled porn on the Spice Channel, probably sometime in seventh grade. I was lucky to see a couple boobs in one night.


Ohhhh. I remember the spice channel. Awesome.

PeterSparker
05-25-2009, 06:59 PM
After school one day in 8th grade a bunch of us rode our bikes over to friend's house pretty much for a screening. :) He had found a tape in his mom's room, told us about it, and we raced there after school to see for ourselves. I don't remember what it was called, and it was kind of boring actually. Ugly, hairy people having ugly, hairy sex.

Then in 11th grade I was at this big keg party one weekend and they had some serious lesbo porn going on the living room tv, which I then replayed over and over in my mind in bed that night ...

Jerome Gibbons
05-25-2009, 07:02 PM
Then in 11th grade I was at this big keg party one weekend and they had some serious lesbo porn going on the living room tv, which I then replayed over and over in my mind in bed that night ...

While you were having a foursome with three chicks you met at the party, right?

PeterSparker
05-25-2009, 07:05 PM
While you were having a foursome with three chicks you met at the party, right?

Oh did I leave that part out? My bad I was just trying to stay on topic.

artimoff
05-25-2009, 07:37 PM
What ever year the Frank Langella Dracula came out, I went to see Dracula & it was the last non X rated movie they were showing at the theatre. They showed the comming atractions to the next movie that they were going to show & it was a porno. My stepdad couldn't believe it, but he didn't drag me out.

JEK
05-25-2009, 08:16 PM
I was at a friends house in high school, the friend was gay, but it was a straight porn. then half way through he says to me, "so, who are you watching?" ruined the whole thing for me.

Ryan Elliott
05-25-2009, 08:18 PM
I was at a friends house in high school, the friend was gay, but it was a straight porn. then half way through he says to me, "so, who are you watching?" ruined the whole thing for me.


That's fucking comedy gold.

PimpSlapStick!
05-25-2009, 08:24 PM
All I know and remember is late nite Cinemax, faux Cinderella plot, popcorn pop'n cooch, jive talk'n fairy godfather, rapid hand movement.

Lefty and I never been the same

JEK
05-25-2009, 08:26 PM
That's fucking comedy gold.

yeah, it is funny when i look back on it (and like the day after it happened) but man was i squirming when he said it.

Silent G
05-25-2009, 08:34 PM
I went to the hunting camp with my dad and cousins and there was porno magazines everywhere it seemed. My dad said I don't care if you look at them but don't tell your mother and look at them I did.

Magnum V.I.
05-25-2009, 08:38 PM
This wasn't the first time I had seen porn but i was home from college one night and there was this usual pervy show on cinemax. It was late, I had everything ready for my imminent wank fest as soon as I see some nip and dry humping. Well, I remember the story started off as some loser guy who could never score chicks, so he goes to a bar with an eyepatch on to play the "war veteran" card. I'm like sweet! But at the bar all these hot chicks just laugh at him and leave so he's sitting all alone drinking a beer and I'm like, hurry up man! score some chicks!

Well some old, 50's+ hispanic lady, not attractive at al shows up and decides to go home with him and I'm like, ok so this must be like the ha ha joke of the show and her hot daughter will come in or we'll get the next segment. Nope, they go back to her place and BAM! Naked old boobies, wrinkly skin, and fat rolls.

I can tell you my boner went to bed before I did. Stupid fucking Cinemax! :mad:

PimpSlapStick!
05-25-2009, 08:42 PM
This wasn't the first time I had seen porn but i was home from college one night and there was this usual pervy show on cinemax. It was late, I had everything ready for my imminent wank fest as soon as I see some nip and dry humping. Well, I remember the story started off as some loser guy who could never score chicks, so he goes to a bar with an eyepatch on to play the "war veteran" card. I'm like sweet! But at the bar all these hot chicks just laugh at him and leave so he's sitting all alone drinking a beer and I'm like, hurry up man! score some chicks!

Well some old, 50's+ hispanic lady, not attractive at al shows up and decides to go home with him and I'm like, ok so this must be like the ha ha joke of the show and her hot daughter will come in or we'll get the next segment. Nope, they go back to her place and BAM! Naked old boobies, wrinkly skin, and fat rolls.

I can tell you my boner went to bed before I did. Stupid fucking Cinemax! :mad:


Ah..Skinamax the true test of any young man's sexual gratification and the limits to which he'll stoop for said pleasure.

Magnum V.I.
05-25-2009, 08:44 PM
Ah..Skinamax the true test of any young man's sexual gratification and the limits to which he'll stoop for said pleasure.

Well, I had no internet access, everyone was asleep, and video porn totally ruined still pictures for me.

I need some dry humpage sometimes!

Jerome Gibbons
05-25-2009, 08:53 PM
This wasn't the first time I had seen porn but i was home from college one night and there was this usual pervy show on cinemax. It was late, I had everything ready for my imminent wank fest as soon as I see some nip and dry humping. Well, I remember the story started off as some loser guy who could never score chicks, so he goes to a bar with an eyepatch on to play the "war veteran" card. I'm like sweet! But at the bar all these hot chicks just laugh at him and leave so he's sitting all alone drinking a beer and I'm like, hurry up man! score some chicks!

Well some old, 50's+ hispanic lady, not attractive at al shows up and decides to go home with him and I'm like, ok so this must be like the ha ha joke of the show and her hot daughter will come in or we'll get the next segment. Nope, they go back to her place and BAM! Naked old boobies, wrinkly skin, and fat rolls.

I can tell you my boner went to bed before I did. Stupid fucking Cinemax! :mad:

Haha. I had no idea Cinemax did that.

Magnum V.I.
05-25-2009, 09:02 PM
Haha. I had no idea Cinemax did that.

I didn't either! It was some cruel joke. Whats the point of making softcore if you use bad models!?

Ashwin Pande
05-25-2009, 09:19 PM
Tv softcore porn just used to give me blueballs. I had to rely on imagination to seal the deal.

WinstonWolf
05-25-2009, 09:57 PM
No, but I do remember the first time that I filmed one.

XXXenophile
05-26-2009, 01:36 AM
15. My brother's friends brought over a movie for everyone to watch and I went in the room to watch with them.

While I had seen Playboy and Penthouse before this was the first time actually seeing the mechanics in how people had sex and my mind was just blown.

Course I remember seeing the first money shot and went "WAIT THAT COMES OUT OF US???????"

Yeah, hadn't figured that part out yet either at that time.

totalsellout
05-26-2009, 04:55 AM
my dad kept a stack of hustlers in the bathroom cabinet my entire childhood that i would read everytime i crapped. i honestly cant remember not knowing what sex was.

Epic Conventions
05-26-2009, 05:03 AM
I do. My parents went into the area of the video store with the curtains. (which now that I am reliving this is causing me all sorts of emotional pain).

I wasn't allowed to go in there with them and that drove me nuts! A few minutes later they returned with a movie case.

Well that night they went out to dinner and forgot to put the movie away. So all alone I grabbed it.

It was a spoof-porn film. "The search for Bigcock" or something ridiculous. It was about a group of people looking for the fabled "sasquatch" creature called "Bigcock".

Somehow it was always the Ladies that ran into him...and banged him.

I'm surprised I even look at porn now after my first exposure to it was by watching women getting it from a guy in a monkey-suit.

Patch
05-26-2009, 05:03 AM
Caligula.
Porn with Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, and John Gielgud in it.
How weird is that?

Joe Kalicki
05-26-2009, 05:05 AM
Caligula.
Porn with Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, and John Gielgud in it.
How weird is that?

Yet what I remember most from that movie is the big head-chopping machine.

Weasel21385
05-26-2009, 05:09 AM
I was in class and someone had their brothers porn on a floppy disk (remember those) and we were watching it on the school computers. It was pretty graphic for a first venture into porn now that i think about it.

Patch
05-26-2009, 05:14 AM
Yet what I remember most from that movie is the big head-chopping machine.

Yeah, that and some guy having his cock tied up so he couldn't piss-until his bladder burst. A woman bathing in semen.
Caligula being who he was...nasty stuff.
Given that it was produced by the owner of Penthouse mag, I imagine there were more drugs consumed during the making than almost any other movie.
I googled it and see that a lot of the key people involved (director, writer) have disowned it.

tennesseeg4
05-26-2009, 05:45 AM
My first experience was The Devil in Miss Jones. He ejaculated fire at climax, and she lit up a cigarette off his willy afterwards.

The Clone Ranger
05-26-2009, 07:46 AM
When I was a kid there was a creek that ran behind our house that all the kids used to go play in. The high school kids used to go down there at night to drink and smoke and such. Quite often we'd find their porn mags laying around down there.

Once my parents went visiting to one of their friends house, and they made me come along. I was about 12-13. I went bike riding with the kid that lived there. It turns out there was a drive-in in the neighborhood, and you could ride through the woods to the back fence of the place and watch the movies. They were showing porn the night I was there. You never saw so many young boys sitting on their bikes and jerking off.

adam_warlock_2099
05-26-2009, 08:48 AM
Kinda like my first experience with a woman. In a hotel. A cheap hotel.

Garth
05-26-2009, 09:10 AM
About 10 years old. Discovered my dad's collection of movies and magazines. It made my stomach turn at first, like others said, it was like seeing some weird alien/horror movie. But I then got addicted and would look every chance I got (almost daily). I was horrified/intrigued enough, but it jumped to a new level when I found self taken polaroids of my mother wishing my dad a "Happy Birthday"....wow.

DAVE
05-26-2009, 09:16 AM
Here's a cut-n-paste I did from a post I did about my parents' porn parties when I was a kid...

https://secure.checkout-au.com/kingscomics/catalog/images/prodimg/img15526.jpg