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Foolish Mortal
05-07-2009, 09:54 AM
Kiefer headbutts some douche. (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/07/nyregion/07actor.html?ref=nyregion)


Published: May 6, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland is expected to surrender to the police on Thursday to answer a complaint by a man who said the actor had assaulted him at a nightclub in Lower Manhattan, the police said Wednesday.

Investigators do not have a warrant for Mr. Sutherland’s arrest, but they have spoken to his lawyer, who “made indications that his client will surrender” at the First Precinct station house, said a law enforcement official who had knowledge of the case but was not authorized to discuss it.

The official said Mr. Sutherland, 42, has not been arrested, but could face a charge of misdemeanor assault when he surrenders. Mr. Sutherland, the star of the Fox television drama “24,” has had previous brushes with the law, including two arrests for drunken driving.

Mr. Sutherland and the man, whom the law enforcement official did not identify, got into a dispute about 2 a.m. on Tuesday at a bar in the Mercer Hotel in SoHo, the official said. Investigators said they believed that the altercation arose when Mr. Sutherland objected to the man’s close proximity to a woman Mr. Sutherland was speaking with.

The official said that according to the man’s complaint, Mr. Sutherland “head-butted him in the nose, causing a small laceration.” The man refused medical assistance when he filed his complaint, the official said.

Yeah, I'm starting to think he believes he is Jack Bauer. :lol:

Generic Poster
05-07-2009, 09:55 AM
More like Jack Daniels!

Doug
05-07-2009, 09:55 AM
Yeah, I'm starting to think he believes he is Jack Bauer. :lol:

I'm starting to think he's a lush who can't handle his booze.

Generic Poster
05-07-2009, 09:55 AM
More like, he likes more Jack Daniels. Hah!

Chunky Ink
05-07-2009, 10:01 AM
I thought he only hated Christmas trees.

:mistrust:

ernster
05-07-2009, 10:22 AM
it could have been worse. he could have bit the guy on the neck.

or tried to stop his heart and then restart it.

Dreg
05-07-2009, 10:35 AM
Now that Fox and the GOP has made Jack Bauer our national gold standard of morality, aren't we the true criminals for standing in his way? Why hasn't violent, drunken cockblocking replaced the right to free speech in our constitution yet?

dnk
05-07-2009, 10:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QjhE93wOAA

Standing up for the poor and downtrodden.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
05-07-2009, 10:45 AM
Big Deal, He Headbutted A Dude.

Wayno.

Blue Flash
05-07-2009, 10:58 AM
Big Deal, He Headbutted A Dude.

Wayno.

Can I Ask Why You Write Your Posts As If They Were Titles?

WAKKAJAWAKKA
05-07-2009, 10:59 AM
Can I Ask Why You Write Your Posts As If They Were Titles?

As If They Were!?

Wayno.

Blue Flash
05-07-2009, 11:11 AM
As If They Were!?

Wayno.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

WAKKAJAWAKKA
05-07-2009, 11:18 AM
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

I Just Like The Way It Looks. I Am Forced To Use Boring Regular Text In Most Aspects Of Day To Day Life.

Wayno.

The Dean
05-07-2009, 11:28 AM
If Sutherland hadn't landed the 24 role, the story would be headlined: "Former child actor (Lost Boys) and son of Donald Sutherland assaults hotel staff."

Mark4myself
05-07-2009, 11:45 AM
The woman was Brooke Shields and the douche was designer Jack McCollough. I personally wouldn't press charges, the story that Jack Bauer headbutted me in a bar would be reward enough for me. What is this world coming to when you can't drunkenly headbutt someone in a bar any longer? It's a sad day.

HOOKS
05-07-2009, 12:05 PM
That would explain everything.

Patton
05-07-2009, 12:08 PM
Has anyone correlated Jack Bauer and Jack Daniels yet?

Doug
05-07-2009, 12:14 PM
Has anyone correlated Jack Bauer and Jack Daniels yet?

If he was in to blow, we could make a Jack and Coke joke.

Ryan Elliott
05-07-2009, 01:45 PM
Awesome.