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DaveCummings
05-06-2009, 06:24 PM
I get online to check my bank account and it shows weird ass numbers, one of the transactions says "Memo Debit" with the amount saying $9,999,999. And of course this is too late in the evening to do call. What the fuck is with this?!?

Ryan F
05-06-2009, 06:29 PM
I think you just bailed them out.

Actually, this happened to me once (though it was just $2000 or so). It was gone the next morning. Some kind of money laundering thing or something...

DaveCummings
05-06-2009, 06:31 PM
I think you just bailed them out.

Actually, this happened to me once (though it was just $2000 or so). It was gone the next morning. Some kind of money laundering thing or something...


Dude, this is freaking me the fuck out!

ernster
05-06-2009, 06:38 PM
quick! transfer it to your swiss bank account!!

Akira
05-06-2009, 06:39 PM
dont they have a 24 hr phone number?

DaveCummings
05-06-2009, 06:39 PM
quick! transfer it to your swiss bank account!!


Nononono...This is something that has taken money from my account, making it say that it's overdrawn by nearly 10 million.

DaveCummings
05-06-2009, 06:40 PM
dont they have a 24 hr phone number?


No, their fucking call center opens at 7

ernster
05-06-2009, 06:41 PM
oh, well in that case you'll have to tyler durden the buildings where chase's bank servers are located.

edit: hey, isn't there a limit on how much you can go overdrawn on your account?

Magnum V.I.
05-06-2009, 06:54 PM
Sweet! it worked! Now I can buy all the Wolf T-Shirts I want!

ZombieSpeedball
05-06-2009, 07:21 PM
Um... fuck. Don't panic. I can't see them actually thinking you could be overdrawn by that much. Contact them fucking IMMEDIATELY.

Kedd
05-06-2009, 07:27 PM
Um... fuck. Don't panic. I can't see them actually thinking you could be overdrawn by that much. Contact them fucking IMMEDIATELY.

Fuck that! Panic your ass off!!!!!!!

Dave S.
05-06-2009, 08:22 PM
I'll help. Why don't you send me your account numbers and passwords and I'll check it out. Credit card numbers will probably help too.

Kedd
05-06-2009, 08:24 PM
I'll help. Why don't you send me your account numbers and passwords and I'll check it out. Credit card numbers will probably help too.

Don't forget the social

Taxman
05-06-2009, 08:32 PM
I saw an erroneous 1099 report once for like $9 billion. :lol: