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Ashwin Pande
05-03-2009, 08:04 PM
Poll! Because NickT didn't ask for it!

And what would your name and specialty be?

NickT
05-03-2009, 08:07 PM
Oh come on, Joe! With Cobra you're useless fodder, with Joe you can dress like an idiot!



All you need is to make sure your speciality is obscure and useless, so you're never actually needed. You just spend your time playing cards with the other useless members.

Brad N.
05-03-2009, 08:07 PM
Co-Braaaaaaaaaaa!

Brad N.
05-03-2009, 08:10 PM
Oh, and Cobra has a better benefits package, one that includes the occasional shower peek at The Baroness if you're lucky enough and Destro is out of town.

Howlett
05-03-2009, 08:10 PM
Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Ryan Elliott
05-03-2009, 08:11 PM
Huh.

That's a...difficult choice.

Briomega
05-03-2009, 08:12 PM
I've got a snake penis and I spit venom from my eyes plus I lay eggs... there's only one place that will have me. :cry:

WAKKAJAWAKKA
05-03-2009, 08:12 PM
Go Joe! I Guess

Wayno.

Ashwin Pande
05-03-2009, 08:13 PM
I've got a snake penis and I spit venom from my eyes plus I lay eggs... there's only one place that will have me. :cry:

We don't want you Cobra-La motherfuckers! You freaks give US a bad name, loser!

AndrewG
05-03-2009, 08:16 PM
Cobra is a sausage fest.
Yo Joe all the way.

Treacle
05-03-2009, 08:18 PM
Oh, and Cobra has a better benefits package, one that includes the occasional shower peek at The Baroness if you're lucky enough and Destro is out of town.

The Baroness would kill you all.

Jason California
05-03-2009, 08:18 PM
It might be fun working for Cobra, but I have a feeling all of their severence packages include a bullet to the head or a job a a guinea pig in Mindbenders lab.

Ashwin Pande
05-03-2009, 08:20 PM
Added a question for some fun.

My COBRA name would be Chainsmoke! My specialty is to defeat the Joes using dangerous second hand smoke!

Briomega
05-03-2009, 08:22 PM
We don't want you Cobra-La motherfuckers! You freaks give US a bad name, loser!

I spit venom in your drink. :mad:

Treacle
05-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Don't the G.I.Joe ladies always have a codename describing their physical attributes?

Mine would probably be Cocoa or something.

NickT
05-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Added a question for some fun.

My COBRA name would be Chainsmoke! My specialty is to defeat the Joes using dangerous second hand smoke!
Background, I'm best at standing in group shots when Joe or Flint tells everyone else to go kill people.

Ryan Elliott
05-03-2009, 08:26 PM
My Joe/Cobra name would probably be Rhyno. For my name and my size.

Hate_Prime
05-03-2009, 08:36 PM
Admiral Friendly Fire.

Go Joe!

xyzzy
05-03-2009, 08:40 PM
Which one has a better benefits package?

NickT
05-03-2009, 08:53 PM
Which one has a better benefits package?
Joe has the benefit that you don't die.

RocketRaccoon-DestroysYou
05-03-2009, 10:09 PM
hail hydra

Supreme Convoy
05-03-2009, 10:34 PM
Joe has the benefit that you don't die.

Unless you have a snake being thrown at your heart.

xyzzy
05-04-2009, 04:11 AM
Joe has the benefit that you don't die.

Who died from Cobra?

dEnny!
05-04-2009, 05:09 AM
Based on your all's moral choices....Cobra should be winning. ;)

No choice....G.I.JOE! Ultimately, these are specialized American soldiers.

Foolish Mortal
05-04-2009, 05:15 AM
Don't the G.I.Joe ladies always have a codename describing their physical attributes?

Mine would probably be Hot Cocoa or something.
Fixed. :thumb:

SteveZegers
05-04-2009, 05:25 AM
Cobra-La, and I'd be crossbreed 25% human,75% spitting cobra.

dEnny!
05-04-2009, 05:30 AM
My Joe/Cobra name would probably be Rhyno. For my name and my size.

Sort of like how they call fat guys "Tiny."