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Scotty
05-01-2009, 05:05 AM
The First of May (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhPeJ3uzOc)


I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

tim nixon
05-01-2009, 05:07 AM
i'll let the wife know

Joshzilla
05-01-2009, 05:19 AM
Headed to the tree-house!

Scotty
05-01-2009, 05:23 AM
Hopefully everyone can work this into their busy schedules.

AndrewG
05-01-2009, 05:30 AM
It's raining.
And muggy.
Screw the summer. Only 6 more months till winter!

Doug
05-01-2009, 05:32 AM
Still a bit chilly and rainy in NJ for that today. Maybe later in the month.

TIP
05-01-2009, 05:34 AM
Awesome!

Big Poot!
05-01-2009, 06:50 AM
May Day Song (www.myspace.com/theholidayhawks)

"May Day, May Day, Going Down!"

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-01-2009, 06:54 AM
How about masturbating with the door open?

Matthew Brown
05-01-2009, 07:06 AM
How about masturbating with the door open?

Just not the front door.

Gunter
05-01-2009, 07:19 AM
I know what I'm doing when I get home!

thatguyfromsyracuse
05-01-2009, 07:23 AM
Just not the front door.

Little too late for that! The cops just showed up!

JABSEN
05-01-2009, 07:24 AM
I'll let my right hand know.

Bill!
05-01-2009, 08:05 AM
Yeah. It just snowed here yesterday and its supposed to dip below 32 again here this weekend. So no. I won't be going outside.

Scotty
05-01-2009, 11:49 AM
How about masturbating with the door open?

As long as the important parts are outside the door I think that counts.

Scotty
05-01-2009, 11:50 AM
Yeah. It just snowed here yesterday and its supposed to dip below 32 again here this weekend. So no. I won't be going outside.

It's 83 and nice today. WE haven't had snow since 1997

Garth
05-01-2009, 12:49 PM
I had sex on New Year's Eve on a rooftop in downtown Boston. It was cold, quick, and awesome.