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Dan McLellan
06-20-2005, 04:19 PM
after
4 shots rum
1/3 bottle of champagne
2 drinks of cherry crap
3 1/2 cans of beer
and
1 drink of mike's hard lemonade

nothing
so that sucked

KingMob
06-20-2005, 04:21 PM
:jackoff:

Brewtown Andy
06-20-2005, 04:22 PM
How do you know if you were drunk or not?

BriRedfern
06-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....

Brewtown Andy
06-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....:lol:




:mistrust:

Dan McLellan
06-20-2005, 04:23 PM
i could do peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, i was steady on my feet, and i remember everything that happened. I also vomited 5 times after the rum so I don't think it was in my system long enough to take effect.

KingMob
06-20-2005, 04:24 PM
Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....

YOU SIR ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!!11

Olivier E.
06-20-2005, 04:24 PM
:boohoo:

Brewtown Andy
06-20-2005, 04:25 PM
i could do peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, i was steady on my feet, and i remember everything that happened. I also vomited 5 times after the rum so I don't think it was in my system long enough to take effect.Yeah, not so much.

Hey, I just noticed you're from Olympia. I lived there for a summer say, 8 years ago. Nice place. I've got a fun story about Evergreen State College, if you want to hear it.

Dan McLellan
06-20-2005, 04:27 PM
sure, i'd like to hear an evergreen story

and at least insult me with words you lazy smiley using fucks

MrClown
06-20-2005, 04:27 PM
What's your story about Evergreen? I went there myself for five years. Oly Hardcore Will Never Die.

Brewtown Andy
06-20-2005, 04:31 PM
The summer I spent in Olympia was doing a job where I had to go door to door and talk to families with kids. So, when I was talking with someone, I would say "hey, if you could help me out, who on this block doesn't have kids, so I don't have to waste their time?" Once when I asked, this was the response I got back:

"Next door, they don't have kids. They're Evergreeners, y'know, lesbians."

DanLTaylor
06-20-2005, 04:31 PM
There is no "try." Only "do."

Dan McLellan
06-20-2005, 04:33 PM
hey it wasn't for lack of effort, we're lame high school grads that's all we could get at 1 AM

Taki Soma
06-20-2005, 04:48 PM
why did you attempt to get drunk for the first time?

RebootedCorpse
06-20-2005, 05:17 PM
I think you were drunk when you started this thread.

KingMob
06-20-2005, 05:21 PM
I think you were drunk when you started this thread.

OH! YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT! OMG!

MrClown
06-20-2005, 07:37 PM
The summer I spent in Olympia was doing a job where I had to go door to door and talk to families with kids. So, when I was talking with someone, I would say "hey, if you could help me out, who on this block doesn't have kids, so I don't have to waste their time?" Once when I asked, this was the response I got back:

"Next door, they don't have kids. They're Evergreeners, y'know, lesbians."

Yeah, that's Olympia, all right. One thing I took away from my time at Evergreen was a near-pathological hatred of hippies, but I guess they did their job, because I'm still pretty leftist.