Four Men Arrested for Squirting Cruise

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Four Men Arrested for Squirting Cruise


Four people have been arrested after Tom Cruise was squirted with water from a bogus microphone at the London premiere of War Of The Worlds last night. Cruise attended the red carpet screening with fiancee Katie Holmes, and spent time speaking to fans outside Leicester Square's Odeon cinema before giving interviews to attending journalists. But he was left drenched by the unexpected attack planned by the film crew shooting footage for an upcoming British comedy show featuring practical jokes played on celebrities. The visibly shocked movie star struggled to keep his cool as he stood with his face, hair and jacket soaked with water - and he could not refrain from repeatedly referring to the microphone-wielding interviewer as a "jerk". Before the man was led away by cinema security staff, Cruise said to him, "That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that, it's incredibly rude." A police spokesperson has confirmed four people have been arrested on suspicion of assault. After drying himself off, a composed Cruise returned to spend a further hour mixing with his fans.

[TheTravis!]

Apparently Scientology doesn't make you waterproof. Bummer.

[Brandon191]

Hopefully squirting water in his face will snap him out of it.

[Fat Randy]

Well at least he keep his cool. Many people would have tried to beat the shit out of those guys

[LenNWallace]

I'd have laughed it off. What a biggity-bitch.

[Mike McNeely]

I want to see that show!

[Mike Haseloff]

Apparently Scientology doesn't make you waterproof. Bummer.If he had convereted four more virgins before the advent of the drunken Travolta, he might have been.

Needless to say, the organization was very disappointed with Mr. Cruise's efforts. Especially in trying to lure eighteen year old star of the upcoming "Herbie the Lovebug" revival, Lindsay Lohan.

:no:

[Amos Moses]

I hate to side with Cruise on this, but that is a really rude thing to do. But that assault charge is BS, it's water not napalm. Still, they shouldn't have done it, and kudos to Cruise for not flipping out. He's still a freak though.

[LenNWallace]

I hate to side with Cruise on this, but that is a really rude thing to do. But that assault charge is BS, it's water not napalm. Still, they shouldn't have done it, and kudos to Cruise for not flipping out. He's still a freak though.
I'm sure if Ashton Kutcher had jumped out and told him he'd been 'Punk'd' this would be a whole different story, and they'd be laughing about it.

[BudBaxter11]

I'm sure if Ashton Kutcher had jumped out and told him he'd been 'Punk'd' this would be a whole different story, and they'd be laughing about it.
its a hell of a lot more ballsy than anything kutcher did

[LenNWallace]

its a hell of a lot more ballsy than anything kutcher did
Squirting someone with water is more ballsy than staging an arrest?

[Amos Moses]

I'm sure if Ashton Kutcher had jumped out and told him he'd been 'Punk'd' this would be a whole different story, and they'd be laughing about it.
You're probably right.

[The Human Target]

I just like that he called him a jerk. What foul language Mr. Cruise.

[Smokinblues]

I just like that he called him a jerk. What foul language Mr. Cruise.

it wasn't him, it was the aliens talking.

[Kefky]

So how long 'till Tom Cruise gets old and teh internat moves on to someone else to release their daily pent-up frustrations on?

[LenNWallace]

So how long 'till Tom Cruise gets old and teh internat moves on to someone else to release their daily pent-up frustrations on?
We'll wait til Michael Jackson fucks another kid, Herp.

[Kefky]

HEY! Stop following me around! Your mom's going to hear about this! :mad:

[LenNWallace]

HEY! Stop following me around! Your mom's going to hear about this! :mad:
Sorry, Herp. Couldn't resist another opporitunity to call you 'Herp', Herp. :rock:

[King of Mars]

I'd have laughed it off. What a biggity-bitch.Bullshit. It's easy to say, "He overreacted" when you're not the one being embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

[Jono]

Four Men Arrested for Squirting Cruise




I thought he liked getting squirted on by guys?

[LenNWallace]

Bullshit. It's easy to say, "He overreacted" when you're not the one being embarrassed in front of thousands of people.
It's just shocking that celebrities can still get surprised by this kind of crap, when it pretty much comes with the territory. Getting shit on by the public should have a chapter in the "So You've Chosen To Become A Media Whore" handbook.

[Gecko]

It's just shocking that celebrities can still get surprised by this kind of crap, when it pretty much comes with the territory. Getting shit on by the public should have a chapter in the "So You've Chosen To Become A Media Whore" handbook.


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