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HOOKS
03-30-2009, 08:01 AM
From the guy that brought you "How Many People Have You Had Sex With?", "THAT'S NOT SEXY: The Anti-Mmmmegathread", and "Thank God For Hats! [The Official DON'T POP THAT ZIT Thread]" comes a spin-off from a post in the classic hit thread, "Dear Mr. Bendis...a Plea from a desperate fan".

UNINTENTIONAL PORN!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/manhole.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/sporno1.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/facials.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/sporno4.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/christmasporn.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/sporno5.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/darthandleia.jpg

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/miamisporno.jpg

THIS ONE IS VERY WRONG WARNING DO NOT CLICK
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x244/itshooks/lickable.jpg:cry:

Brian Defferding
03-30-2009, 08:04 AM
Oh God, that last one :rofl:

Thomas Mauer
03-30-2009, 08:05 AM
Your new name should be Darth Insidious. :)

vynsane
03-30-2009, 08:05 AM
holy shit, i hope the person who designed that last one not only got fired, but arrested and then shot into the sun.... :shock:

cPol
03-30-2009, 08:07 AM
Not of the same caliber, but in a local newspaper today, there was a headline that read:

"Music Director Shares His Love with Students"

MrClown
03-30-2009, 08:08 AM
Kick-ass thread.

glk
03-30-2009, 08:08 AM
holy shit, i hope the person who designed that last one not only got fired, but arrested and then shot into the sun.... :shock:

Agreed.

19bernardo87
03-30-2009, 08:11 AM
This thread has AAA (or should I say XXX) potential ;)

http://www.funnybeez.com/funnypictures/soccer-takes-teamwork.jpg

http://www.svicsa.com/funny%20soccer%201.jpg

http://ssbg.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/00soccer.jpg

http://www.svicsa.com/soccer%20seat.jpg

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/sport/sport024.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa303/Red-D2007/Football/Manchester%20United/Gay.jpg

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer_2.jpg

Football can be a funny sport :cool:

En Sabah Poo
03-30-2009, 08:12 AM
holy shit, i hope the person who designed that last one not only got fired, but arrested and then shot into the sun.... :shock:

It could not possibly have been unintentional.

But at the same time, I have a hard time imagining the pedophile group is a big market in the Popsicle industry.

19bernardo87
03-30-2009, 08:14 AM
I don't think it's real.

I mean... what does "Lickable" have to do anything with the product? It's not the name of the product and a nonsensical tagline...

fluorescence
03-30-2009, 08:23 AM
I don't think it's real.

It's not a real ad! It's a joke/hoax, and it's been on in the internet since what feels like the dawn of time. There are larger versions of that picture where you can read the ridiculous and creepy text.

Jerome Gibbons
03-30-2009, 08:27 AM
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/GIFs/orson.gif

Xander Boune
03-30-2009, 08:31 AM
http://www.lustload.com/lib-ui/img/photos/obama-john-mccain-tongue.jpg

BClayMoore
03-30-2009, 08:46 AM
http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/Rex.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/545732/697723.jpg

http://www.best-basketball-tips.com/images/doug-gay.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/DukesGay.jpg



One of my favorite:

http://www.guppylake.com/~nsb/headjob.html

-BCM

vynsane
03-30-2009, 09:00 AM
It could not possibly have been unintentional.

But at the same time, I have a hard time imagining the pedophile group is a big market in the Popsicle industry.

yeah? really? i have a hard time NOT imagining that group is a big market share.


I don't think it's real.

I mean... what does "Lickable" have to do anything with the product? It's not the name of the product and a nonsensical tagline...

you speak as if there's an ad out there that makes sense...

http://www.cracked.com/article_14983_9-most-meaningless-corporate-slogans.html

Jason California
03-30-2009, 09:41 AM
You guys have too much gay on the mind.

http://www.davidclement.com/dc-graphics/golfer.jpeg

Kedd
03-30-2009, 09:45 AM
You guys have too much gay on the mind.

http://www.davidclement.com/dc-graphics/golfer.jpeg

Ha!

leviathan
03-30-2009, 10:11 AM
This thread is brilliant!! :thumb:

TheChronoTrigger
03-30-2009, 11:56 AM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3408/13769.jpg

This one falls into that same category as that last one. Who the fuck thought this was ok.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/928/donaldduck.jpg

Kedd
03-30-2009, 01:30 PM
This. Thread. Is. Awesome.

thatguyfromsyracuse
03-30-2009, 01:35 PM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3408/13769.jpg

This one falls into that same category as that last one. Who the fuck thought this was ok.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/928/donaldduck.jpg

I'm pretty sure that first one is completely intentional.

Stupendous Man
03-30-2009, 02:14 PM
HA! Great thread!!

Hawkdevil
03-30-2009, 02:23 PM
I'm pretty sure that first one is completely intentional.

I agree. I have a buddy who studies sogiology and he used to go on and on about explicit sexual inuendos being shamelessly lobbed at certain demographics in advertising. I think this is a case of just that.

thatguyfromsyracuse
03-30-2009, 02:27 PM
I agree. I have a buddy who studies sogiology and he used to go on and on about explicit sexual inuendos being shamelessly lobbed at certain demographics in advertising. I think this is a case of just that.

I don't study shit! It was just pretty obvious because I have eyes and saw the picture. :lol:

Hawkdevil
03-30-2009, 02:39 PM
I don't study shit! It was just pretty obvious because I have eyes and saw the picture. :lol:

Well hey, I don't study sociology either, but knowing that little bit of sociology provides validation for a casual observation. That's all.

Marcdachamp
03-30-2009, 03:37 PM
Out. STANDING. :rofl:

Yorick Brown
03-31-2009, 03:39 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/110156850_37eb025b5b.jpg?v=0

danlomb
03-31-2009, 03:48 PM
It's the thread we didn't realise we were missing.

changingshades
03-31-2009, 04:00 PM
so I was trying to find x-ray specs ad on photobucket for the image war, and instead found a family of naked people riding bicycles. I just figured I should mention it to someone.

WhindamPryce
03-31-2009, 04:38 PM
love it. i'm sorta new to these forums, but you guys never disappoint!

Kedd
03-31-2009, 04:47 PM
love it. i'm sorta new to these forums, but you guys never disappoint!

give us time, one day you'll see what an utter disappointment everyone on this board is.:sad:

WhindamPryce
03-31-2009, 04:50 PM
give us time, one day you'll see what an utter disappointment everyone on this board is.:sad:

oh no worries, i've been to the dcu megathread and seen firsthand this sasha person...




(don't wanna start trouble, sorry haha)

Jason California
03-31-2009, 05:40 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/1352_pic43_big.jpg


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/AccidentalPorn.png


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/8142716626194583JPG0.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/lolhalflifecopy8xq.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/wow_pron.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/dbzss.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/lineage2.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/8142716626194583JPG0.jpg

Jason California
03-31-2009, 05:43 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/real-estate-porn.jpg

RoShambo
03-31-2009, 05:57 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/8142716626194583JPG0.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/8142716626194583JPG0.jpg

I take it you really like Nintendo porn??;)

Jason California
03-31-2009, 06:06 PM
only when dinosaurs are involved

HOOKS
04-03-2009, 01:12 PM
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/iceskating.jpg

And it's only unintentional because the man's face looks like he isn't into chicks at all.

Black Roman
04-03-2009, 01:14 PM
Oh god, this is the best image thread yet. :rofl:

Gunter
04-03-2009, 01:20 PM
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/iceskating.jpg

And it's only unintentional because the man's face looks like he isn't into chicks at all.

Or the smell is getting to him.

gomi
04-03-2009, 02:04 PM
The Donald Duck one had me crying.

Jerome Gibbons
04-10-2009, 11:34 AM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/wow_pron.jpg

This one may actually be intentional.

Black Roman
04-11-2009, 08:19 AM
Ha! I was wondering where this went.

Patton
04-11-2009, 08:44 AM
And in honor of the holiday:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/487879723_17759ca5f1.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/473145248_e63807f776.jpg

Akira
04-11-2009, 08:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZD8cqFZjF0

who approved her script? :no:

Kedd
04-11-2009, 10:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZD8cqFZjF0

who approved her script? :no:

heh, "Makes my taco pop". The first time I saw that, my girlfriend and I spent the rest of the night making random comments about food sound sexual.

GelfXIII
04-11-2009, 10:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZD8cqFZjF0

who approved her script? :no:

"My taco's POPPIN'!"

I bet. :lol:

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-11-2009, 10:37 AM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/SkrullRicFlair/n582754244_1834536_762.jpg

Yorick Brown
04-11-2009, 12:03 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/91/385686971_7c8b992207.jpg?v=0

http://break.o1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/content/pic4324.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1333789092_962bbb68a0.jpg?v=0

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/1477927181_a8ab1f77f8.jpg?v=0

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7817/deerhunter36yk.jpg

gomi
04-11-2009, 03:10 PM
And in honor of the holiday:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/487879723_17759ca5f1.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/473145248_e63807f776.jpg
Jesus Christ! Maybe the drawing qualifies as unintentional porn, but the lightswitch manufacturers HAD to realize what they were doing.

leviathan
04-15-2009, 08:15 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3444363705_50f52eaf35.jpg

leviathan
04-19-2009, 08:11 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3369/3455445501_62b8a70e2d_o.jpg

Patton
04-19-2009, 08:33 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3369/3455445501_62b8a70e2d_o.jpg
The dude in the background's face is perfect.

leviathan
04-19-2009, 08:58 AM
And one more before I stop looking for these pics at work. (People are looking at me strange...)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3382/3456401260_f6f7c32931_o.jpg

Jason California
04-19-2009, 09:22 AM
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/iceskating.jpg

And it's only unintentional because the man's face looks like he isn't into chicks at all.


She looks happy enough though.

Rod Nunley
04-19-2009, 10:16 AM
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/iceskating.jpg


She must spend a fortune on bikini line maintenance products.

Corwin: Bear Fighter
04-19-2009, 11:40 AM
She must spend a fortune on bikini line maintenance products.

She's wearing tights or hose or whatever it is figure skaters wear.

Treacle
04-19-2009, 11:43 AM
She must spend a fortune on bikini line maintenance products.

I was just thinking this. She's very, uh, self-contained.

BCD
04-19-2009, 11:49 AM
She must spend a fortune on bikini line maintenance products.

Money well spent.

twigglet
04-19-2009, 12:05 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3369/3455445501_62b8a70e2d_o.jpg

Anderson looks like he's wanking :twisted:

TheChronoTrigger
04-19-2009, 12:42 PM
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9097/122653409327.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1791/1239742579853.jpg

Yorick Brown
04-19-2009, 12:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/raincoaster/Dating/7e130348.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/raincoaster/Dating/67c36adb.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/found_porn_article5_1265.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/giz.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/elmo.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pumpkin.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rifleman-361x499.jpg

[http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/games.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/phallus.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eagleville-002-500x375.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/91_03c_366.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/2fingersquirter.jpg

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cremepartners.jpg

Yorick Brown
04-19-2009, 12:54 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/121738304_4182777109.jpg?v=0

http://x07.xanga.com/b0b821267366844243233/b8202379.jpg

http://www.scientificblogging.com/graphics/corn%20girl.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/139298525_2cff4af213.jpg?v=0

http://www.altspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/princefielder.jpg

Guirk the Thudner
04-19-2009, 03:56 PM
This thread is A) way too much and B) way too awesome

leviathan
04-20-2009, 07:34 AM
And another one:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3459022103_5f66d8823c_o.jpg

En Sabah Poo
05-08-2009, 10:23 AM
There is no way that Rifleman cover isn't intentional.

Yorick Brown
05-15-2009, 12:47 PM
http://img2.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/c09980f7dbb68560f7734cfb3cada5d31227246404_full.jp g

Yorick Brown
07-19-2009, 06:31 PM
Since the "People in the Background" Thread is back, I thought this one deserved a return as well.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2389071167_0e7aef0c98.jpg

The Cable Guy
07-19-2009, 06:52 PM
This thread is absolutely rad!

Supreme Convoy
07-19-2009, 06:54 PM
From a recent trip to Vegas...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/LaughingSombrero/IMG_4170.jpg

Ben
07-19-2009, 07:06 PM
I don't get it. Are you just doing the Beavis pronunciation of "slot" as "slut"?

JasonWGBB007
07-19-2009, 07:07 PM
I don't get it. Are you just doing the Beavis pronunciation of "slot" as "slut"?

I believe he is using the word slot as a euphemism for vagina

Corwin: Bear Fighter
07-19-2009, 07:39 PM
Jesus Christ, Ben.

Len Snark
07-19-2009, 09:09 PM
Looser Sluts is an oxymoron. I think that's what Ben was objecting to.

Yorick Brown
07-24-2009, 06:12 PM
http://netweb.files.wordpress.com/2006/01/elmoexp.gif

Superior Kiai
07-24-2009, 06:29 PM
God, I love you guys! :rofl:

TheChronoTrigger
07-24-2009, 08:44 PM
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1791/1239742579853.jpg

Eison
07-25-2009, 07:52 PM
awesome thread

Yorick Brown
07-05-2010, 07:48 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/467563/80975864.jpg

ernster
07-05-2010, 01:07 PM
the creature from starship troopers

Foolish Mortal
07-05-2010, 01:59 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/JasonSantana/Benbo/real-estate-porn.jpg

:lol: This is an oldie but a goodie.

Foolish Mortal
07-05-2010, 02:05 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/fmugqf.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/28v396q.jpg

HOOKS
09-28-2012, 07:16 AM
This was a good thread.

Brad N.
09-28-2012, 07:26 AM
Oh, the red x's and banned posters are all over the place here. But what can be seen is so goddamned funny.

Greygor
09-28-2012, 07:31 AM
What the hell, go for it

http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/289297_S/newspaper-pile-is-accidental-porn.jpg

Ben
09-28-2012, 07:32 AM
Oh, the red x's and banned posters are all over the place here. But what can be seen is so goddamned funny.This thread is haunted!

BriRedfern
09-28-2012, 07:36 AM
Oh, the red x's and banned posters are all over the place here. But what can be seen is so goddamned funny.


Seriously. A lot of photo services did not care for some of these images.

First time seeing this thread. Good stuff.

cPol
09-28-2012, 07:57 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/w7j829.jpg

Magnum V.I.
09-28-2012, 08:13 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/w7j829.jpg

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!l

Jason California
10-08-2012, 01:02 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img696/8511/669081325.jpg
from the presidential election thread

dasNdanger
10-08-2012, 01:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/Frontrow3.jpg



das

dasNdanger
10-08-2012, 01:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/piggypiggy2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/porkbunboobies2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/knockfirst-1.jpg



das

dasNdanger
10-16-2012, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeL6_cAWeU8


das

RegHorsten
10-16-2012, 07:52 PM
Awesome thread!

stevapalooza
10-16-2012, 07:56 PM
hehehehe

HOOKS
02-01-2013, 02:49 PM
http://crapwelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/elmo1.jpg

R0cketFr0g
02-01-2013, 02:54 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/fmugqf.jpg

LOVE this one. Nobody could have unintentionally designed this trophy.