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Cth
06-17-2005, 09:53 AM
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/19354891?source=Metro (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/19354891?source=Metro)

Billie Bob knocks sex with Jolie
By Georgina Littlejohn, Metro
17 June 2005

When describing your ex's ability between the sheets, it can be hard to couch it tactfully.

So Billy Bob Thornton just came right out and spoke as he found.

Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch', the 49-year-old actor said.

His wincingly candid proclamation is likely to upset the Tomb Raider star's legion of fans, who last year voted her the world's sexiest woman.

'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage.

Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

For her part, Jolie, 30, could never be accused of prudishness.

She has boasted about her love of lesbian sex and said the man who meets her sadomasochistic needs will be 'the one'.

Of course, the best person to ask may be Brad Pitt. Jolie has hinted that she and the 40-year-old actor had a fling while making their new film, Mr and Mrs Smith.

kaptain
06-17-2005, 09:55 AM
Bitter, much.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
06-17-2005, 09:56 AM
Wow, retract the claws, pussycat.

nihilance
06-17-2005, 09:56 AM
Juicy!

TIP
06-17-2005, 09:59 AM
Mmm-Hmm...shore do like ___ing the Couch...Mmm-Hmm.

T

Jerome Gibbons
06-17-2005, 10:01 AM
Would be funny if it were actually true (not saying that it isn't, or that it is).

Jim T.
06-17-2005, 10:01 AM
Mmm-Hmm...shore do like ___ing the Couch...Mmm-Hmm.

T

:lol:

Brian Defferding
06-17-2005, 10:01 AM
Mmm-Hmm...shore do like ___ing the Couch...Mmm-Hmm.

T

:lol: Brilliant!

nihilance
06-17-2005, 10:03 AM
Seriously though...my friend and I used to always look at hot women and comment that somewhere someone is tired of fucking that.

BBT got tired of fucking Jolie...just like Brad Pitt got tired of fucking Jennifer Aniston.
It happens...all the time...it's not uncommon. Many guys thrive on having new pussy...especially people who've never had a problem finding someone to fuck.

Hil
06-17-2005, 10:06 AM
"Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch'"

If she's anything like my couch, that's a sincere compliment.

Cth
06-17-2005, 10:08 AM
In other news, couch sales are up across the country by 500%

Ziolko
06-17-2005, 10:12 AM
In other news, couch sales are up across the country by 500%

:lol:

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 10:13 AM
*looks at couch*

Hey, baby...:heybaby:

TIP
06-17-2005, 10:16 AM
This just in: Billie Bob Thornton dating former Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch

T

SteveZegers
06-17-2005, 10:27 AM
And he's insulting her weight too. He could have easily said "Love Seat" or "Recliner".

Dr. Blasphemy
06-17-2005, 10:39 AM
I SO wanna look for loose change in Angelia's asscrack.............

HoneyDippinDan
06-17-2005, 10:41 AM
I'd still be willing to give this matter a second opinion.

Alex K.
06-17-2005, 10:42 AM
I've never believed anything less than i believe this.

DrMachine
06-17-2005, 10:42 AM
having never actually fucked a couch...I can't help but wonder...is that good thing or a bad thing

batmanbooyah
06-17-2005, 10:56 AM
i've fucked my couch, its a giving lover.

Fat Randy
06-17-2005, 10:59 AM
"FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!"

Dr. Blasphemy
06-17-2005, 11:11 AM
"FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!"

That made me laugh out loud!

I can just see "Rick James" now............. :rofl:

TheTravis!
06-17-2005, 11:14 AM
If Billy Bob thinks fucking Angelina is like fucking his couch, then I would like to fuck his couch.

Jerome Gibbons
06-17-2005, 11:20 AM
If Billy Bob thinks fucking Angelina is like fucking his couch, then I would like to fuck his couch.

Why not fuck Angelina, instead?

;)

TheTravis!
06-17-2005, 11:23 AM
Why not fuck Angelina, instead?

;)

Look at me. Where do you think I have a better chance?

Jerome Gibbons
06-17-2005, 11:26 AM
Look at me. Where do you think I have a better chance?

Well, I'd have to look at the couch to make an accurate judgement.

Dr. Blasphemy
06-17-2005, 11:27 AM
Look at me. Where do you think I have a better chance?

Just watch out for the zippers............

silverboy
06-17-2005, 11:37 AM
1. Quote taken out of context.

2. Jolie has done some very hot sex scenes. You'd think she knows what she's doing.

Bill?
06-17-2005, 11:40 AM
note to self- go fuck a couch.

TheTravis!
06-17-2005, 11:42 AM
Well, I'd have to look at the couch to make an accurate judgement.

Lol. :)

Race
06-17-2005, 11:46 AM
I am a mattress man myself.

er, I was - uh, oh crap . . .

TheTravis!
06-17-2005, 11:48 AM
In other news, fucking Katie Holmes is supposedly like fucking a Sealy Posturepedic .

Race
06-17-2005, 11:55 AM
In other news, fucking Katie Holmes is supposedly like fucking a Sealy Posturepedic .

Hey, we take exception to that!

Clearly she's more along the lines of an foot stool or an ottoman.

tstouder
06-17-2005, 11:56 AM
Note to self.....

when visiting Billy Bob's home, never ever sit on his couch.

greg donovan
06-17-2005, 12:04 PM
Note to self.....

when visiting Billy Bob's home, never ever sit on his couch.


i wonder how he knows what fucking a couch is like? :dunno:

Boris the Blade
06-17-2005, 12:06 PM
I think he means they both have nice soft cushions and pillows?

nihilance
06-17-2005, 12:06 PM
i wonder how he knows what fucking a couch is like? :dunno:
BBT is a freak...I'm sure as long as it wasn't an antique couch, he would be game.

LenNWallace
06-17-2005, 12:08 PM
I SO wanna look for loose change in Angelia's asscrack.............
HA!

TheTravis!
06-17-2005, 12:10 PM
I think he means they both have nice soft cushions and pillows?

And they both unfold into a bed?

greatgamer
06-17-2005, 12:12 PM
Apparently a very sexy couch.

Hood
06-17-2005, 12:32 PM
i could see her pussy being all loose and crappy

HoneyDippinDan
06-17-2005, 12:41 PM
I personally enjoy porn with hot couch on couch action.

Ashton
06-17-2005, 12:48 PM
How could any man complain about sex with a beautiful woman?

Hood
06-17-2005, 12:52 PM
because he has a point, a girl can look really good and be shitty at sex. and i don't get what the big deal with her is anyway. i like actresses that make good movies and don't look like jon voigt

Beta_Ray_Bryan
06-17-2005, 01:30 PM
:-D :surrend:

You guys have got me crying I'm laughing so hard!

I'll never be the same in a furniture store ever again....

kaptain
06-17-2005, 01:42 PM
i could see her pussy being all loose and crappy

Maybe, but that can be said of many women. At least the area around said pussy would be nice to look at.

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 01:48 PM
How could any man complain about sex with a beautiful woman?
Actuall, I think he was complimenting the couch...

Ashton
06-17-2005, 01:50 PM
Actuall, I think he was complimenting the couch...

In that case he's making some sense then.

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 01:52 PM
In that case he's making some sense then.
And I've got to find out where he got that couch...

....because, as a lover, my couch is never really "in the moment". I'm sure everyone here can relate...

Woomba
06-17-2005, 02:13 PM
I'm going with BBT on this one. I never believed that a good fuck=hot woman. Best fucks I had were with just regular chicks. I totally prefer them over the hotties. Any day.

FrancisDavis
06-17-2005, 02:15 PM
I take it couches will be the new Blow up doll?

amy
06-17-2005, 02:16 PM
I'll volunteer myself to see if sex with her is what Billy Bob says and let you know.

I'll make the sacrifice for my Bendis buddies.

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 02:19 PM
I'll volunteer myself to see if sex with her is what Billy Bob says and let you know.

I'll make the sacrifice for my Bendis buddies.

Good man, good man...

....hey, wait a minute...

amy
06-17-2005, 02:21 PM
Good man, good man...

....hey, wait a minute...



;)

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 02:27 PM
;)
Godammit!

Quick -- someone compare another hot chick to furniture! I'll see if it's true!!!

Angel of Distraction
06-17-2005, 02:30 PM
Look at me. Where do you think I have a better chance?

In a world with Ron Jeremy in it, I really think we of the bendis Board sell ourselves short.

The Roman Candle
06-17-2005, 02:32 PM
'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

I don't really see how they can infer that he's definitely talking about Angelina. :?

TheKraken
06-17-2005, 02:33 PM
I dunno, man. I had the misfortune of seeing that Original Sin movie or whatever it was called, with her & Antonio Banderas? She at least knows how to act like a great time in bed...

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 02:34 PM
'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.'

I don't really see how they can infer that he's definitely talking about Angelina. :?
For my fellow Bendis Boarders, I volunteer to have sex with Billy Bob and find out...

....what? Angelina was already taken...

The Roman Candle
06-17-2005, 02:45 PM
And, um... news flash:

Billy Bob has almost definitely fucked many, many models.

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2005, 02:50 PM
....of couches.

TonyFleecs
06-17-2005, 03:00 PM
I don't really see how they can infer that he's definitely talking about Angelina. :?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're just trying to stir up shit there...

He's just making the point that sometimes the prettier the girl the less energy she thinks she has to exert in the sack. He's not saying anything new.

DigiEmissary
06-17-2005, 03:00 PM
If my couch looked like

http://www.prettycelebrities.net/actrices/angelina_jolie/angelina_jolie1.jpg

I'd probably spend a lot more time there.