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Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 07:13 PM
I installed cable for a stipper today. I walked up to her door and this short good looking black girl who was hardly wearing anything answered the door. I asked her what I was supposed to be doing today, then I went into her living room where her bed also was right in front of the TV. While I was hooking up her cable she layed down on it and started saying that she was so tired and started talking about how her boyfriend wasn't home.

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:15 PM
You are one bad ass muthah.

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:15 PM
Howed you know she was a stripper and why didn't you try to put your penis in her ear?

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 07:16 PM
Howed you know she was a stripper and why didn't you try to put your penis in her ear?
She paid me in all ones. I have a girlfriend.

Shane W
06-16-2005, 07:21 PM
She paid me in all ones. I have a girlfriend.

DUDE!!!

You should have gone for it! She wanted your little white wiener

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:26 PM
DUDE!!!

You should have gone for it! She wanted your little white wiener

in her EAR!!!

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:28 PM
in her EAR!!!

Back to her cochlea!!!

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 07:30 PM
Back to her cochlea!!!
hehehe "cochlea". :grin:

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:31 PM
Back to her cochlea!!!

He should have totally popped her basilar membrane.....

Shane W
06-16-2005, 07:31 PM
He should have totally popped her basilar membrane.....

:mistrust::?:jackoff:

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 07:35 PM
DUDE!!!

You should have gone for it! She wanted your little white wiener
I could have, but who knows what STD's she had.

Shane W
06-16-2005, 07:36 PM
I could have, but who knows what STD's she had.

Only one way to find out!

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 07:36 PM
Only one way to find out!
Well eventually someone will have to go back and disconnect her. I don't think she will pay her bill.

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:37 PM
:mistrust::?:jackoff:

Board continuity rule in effect

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:38 PM
Well eventually someone will have to go back and disconnect her. I don't think she will pay her bill.


Yeah!!! Thats what I'm talking about!! Thats when you give it to right in the ear!!! :thumb:

Shane W
06-16-2005, 07:38 PM
Board continuity rule in effect
http://forums.ronin-studios.com/images/smilies/nutkick.gif

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:38 PM
Board continuity rule in effect

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK!

:evil:

Shane W
06-16-2005, 07:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK!

:evil:

QY

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:40 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK!

:evil:

I hate to say it? But your post....

Board continuity rule in effect

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:42 PM
QY

No! I will be silenced no more!

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:44 PM
I hate to say it? But your post....

Board continuity rule in effect


:frustrat:

BriRedfern
06-16-2005, 07:46 PM
:frustrat:

There, there...

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=17031&page=2&pp=10 (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=17031&page=2&pp=10)

Jerome Gibbons
06-16-2005, 07:46 PM
This should be a show on Cinemax.

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 07:47 PM
This should be a show on Cinemax.
Right out of Penthouse Letters.

Raphael J
06-16-2005, 07:51 PM
Right out of Penthouse Letters.

Out of Board/Internet Continuity Effect, Bitch!

Wow, I posted like Wakka.