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comicbookink
06-16-2005, 06:52 PM
Maybe he was auditioning for MUCH ADO ABOUT...

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Affleck Flashed Applegate

Actress Christina Applegate still can't believe Ben Affleck deliberately displayed his genitals to her while shooting a movie scene. The 33-year-old was working with the eccentric heart-throb on Surviving Christmas last year, when she saw more of him than she expected. She says, "They were doing a shot of a briefcase and Ben put his stuff on the case. It was gross." And Applegate is not the first Hollywood star to witness his racy humor, director Kevin Smith had to endure Affleck's favorite prank - resting his scrotum on the back of the movie maker's neck during breaks on the set of movie flop Jersey Girl.

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 06:53 PM
Eww Ben Affleck splooge!

bartleby
06-16-2005, 06:54 PM
Didn't you get the memo? Affleck's balls must, from now on, be referred to as Benitals.

Movie Maker
06-16-2005, 06:55 PM
Didn't you get the memo? Affleck's balls must, from now on, be referred to as Benitals.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :happy:

Jerome Gibbons
06-16-2005, 06:56 PM
Heh.

LenNWallace
06-16-2005, 06:58 PM
Oh my god! My respect for Affleck actually just went up a little. HAHAHAHA!

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-16-2005, 06:59 PM
Oh my god! My respect for Affleck actually just went up a little. HAHAHAHA!
That happened for me also.

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 07:00 PM
Note to self: Always sit behind Ben Affleck when directing.

Can you imagine? I don't think there's enough soap in the world to get my neck feeling clean after that.

kaptain
06-16-2005, 07:01 PM
So Ms. Applegate, how you like dem apples?

LenNWallace
06-16-2005, 07:01 PM
That happened for me also.
This would make for a brilliant 'PWN3D!!!' picture.

ihategravity
06-16-2005, 07:02 PM
Nothing like balls on the back of my neck. I wish my wife did that for me....uh..wait.

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 07:03 PM
This would make for a brilliant 'PWN3D!!!' picture.
Anybody got a shocked picture of Christina Applegate and a happy looking pic of Affleck?

LenNWallace
06-16-2005, 07:04 PM
I'm sure we can google that.

I wonder if he ever tea bagged JLo.

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 07:06 PM
I'm sure we can google that.

I wonder if he ever tea bagged JLo.
Only if he had Taco flavoured kisses.

Jerome Gibbons
06-16-2005, 07:07 PM
Or Jennifer Garner. :boogie:
Or Matt Damon. :shifty:

Nick_Ardill
06-16-2005, 07:09 PM
Or Matt Damon. :shifty:
MATT DAMON!!!

LenNWallace
06-16-2005, 07:10 PM
Or Matt Damon. :shifty:
HA!

comicbookink
06-16-2005, 08:47 PM
Where is the love?

Movie Maker
06-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Where is the love?

on my neck.

comicbookink
06-16-2005, 08:49 PM
And....THAT...is going to leave a mark.

Mike Haseloff
06-16-2005, 08:51 PM
So Ms. Applegate, how you like dem apples?:lol:

NickT
06-16-2005, 08:52 PM
So Ms. Applegate, how you like dem apples?
Applesauce, bitch! :D

Caley Tibbittz
06-16-2005, 09:01 PM
Maybe he was auditioning for MUCH ADO ABOUT...

---imdb---

Affleck Flashed Applegate

Actress Christina Applegate still can't believe Ben Affleck deliberately displayed his genitals to her while shooting a movie scene. The 33-year-old was working with the eccentric heart-throb on Surviving Christmas last year, when she saw more of him than she expected. She says, "They were doing a shot of a briefcase and Ben put his stuff on the case. It was gross." And Applegate is not the first Hollywood star to witness his racy humor, director Kevin Smith had to endure Affleck's favorite prank - resting his scrotum on the back of the movie maker's neck during breaks on the set of movie flop Jersey Girl.

Damn you Affleck -- you stole my move!!!:-x

mike black
06-16-2005, 09:28 PM
You know, there is an owned pic floating around the internet of a guy teabagging someone. All it needs is a little Affleck lovn' and some photoshop.

BWC Boston
06-16-2005, 09:29 PM
Didn't you get the memo? Affleck's balls must, from now on, be referred to as Benitals.
Okay, that is actually very, very funny.

Mike McNeely
06-17-2005, 12:00 AM
Yet if a regular person was to do this at their workplace they would be fired for sexual harrassment.

Matt Jay
06-17-2005, 03:38 AM
Yet if a regular person was to do this at their workplace they would be fired for sexual harrassment.
My thoughts exactly.

The Roman Candle
06-17-2005, 03:46 AM
Yet if a regular person was to do this at their workplace they would be fired for sexual harrassment.

The keeper of the Benitals is no regular person!

Jerome Gibbons
06-17-2005, 05:57 AM
Yet if a regular person was to do this at their workplace they would be fired for sexual harrassment.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/cardinal_ratzinger.jpg


Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

LenNWallace
06-17-2005, 05:58 AM
You know, there is an owned pic floating around the internet of a guy teabagging someone. All it needs is a little Affleck lovn' and some photoshop.
Get JonnyZ on that, right now...


Yet if a regular person was to do this at their workplace they would be fired for sexual harrassment.
Duh! That's the great thing about fame. You can get away with rubbing your dick on the head of an underage cancer patient, or killing your wife with an alibi of "I went back in the restaraunt, because I forgot my gun!" and get off scott free.


The keeper of the Benitals is no regular person!
I suddenly really want to have my screenname changed to Benitals.

Cth
06-17-2005, 06:17 AM
One of our old coworkers used to do this to people at his parties.

Needless to say, we skipped out on all of his parties.

dEnny!
06-17-2005, 06:21 AM
And Applegate is not the first Hollywood star to witness his racy humor, director Kevin Smith had to endure Affleck's favorite prank - resting his scrotum on the back of the movie maker's neck during breaks on the set of movie flop Jersey Girl.

Hold on...so teabagging people is inappropriate? When did this happen??? :Ponder:

Luke Cage
06-17-2005, 06:41 AM
Hold on...so teabagging people is inappropriate? When did this happen??? :Ponder:

I guess someone forgot to send you the memo.

Petey Parker
06-17-2005, 08:25 AM
What took so long for this "news" to come out? Is it because Surviving Christmas is premiering on HBO on Saturday?

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
06-17-2005, 08:28 AM
Maybe he'll get careless and plop his junk down on a hot stove.

Race
06-17-2005, 08:35 AM
It's never as sexy when they use the word "genitals." Just like that judge at my hearing - now if he'd referred to them as "fun nuggets" or something, I wouldn't be picking up trash on the side of the road for the next 300 hours.

Jerome Gibbons
06-17-2005, 08:38 AM
Maybe he'll get careless and plop his junk down on a hot stove.

Or a cup of coffee.

FrancisDavis
06-17-2005, 09:42 AM
This is the funniest thing ever. I approve of this activity.