Benbo…Secrets

[Benel Germosen]

Sometimes, I just want to tell people that they're not entitled to their opinion.

Then I want to drink a milkshake.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Sometimes, I just want to tell people that they're not entitled to their opinion.

Then I want to drink a milkshake.

That's not a secret anymore.

[Howlett]

This is my box of secrets...

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a244/Howlett145/Box.jpg

... wanna see what's inside?

Tough shit. Get your own fucking box :mad:

[dasNdanger]

I've got a third one! :D


das

[stevapalooza]

I intentionally say things to destroy my dog's self esteem because secretly I'm worried she'll someday leave me for another owner.

[Benel Germosen]

I intentionally say things to destroy my dog's self esteem because secretly I'm worried she'll someday leave me for another owner.

Benbos…secrets.

[Jerome Gibbons]

You have no idea how often I go like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/1225396843130.jpg

[Benel Germosen]

You have no idea how often I go like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/1225396843130.jpg

Benbos…Secrets

[Black Roman]

I'm actually a 43 year old woman in Gary, Indiana.


SHOCKING! I know!

[Benel Germosen]

If you step on a crack, you break your mother's back.

I stepped on a lot of cracks as a youth.

[Benel Germosen]

I'm actually a 43 year old woman in Gary, Indiana.


SHOCKING! I know!

Benbos…Secrets.

[Susan BANthony]

I hat--- wait, that's not a secret.


If I dislike someone and they've posted something suspension-worthy, I'll leave it for the other mods to deal with so I don't deal out too harsh a punishment.

[Maxwell]

I hat--- wait, that's not a secret.


If I dislike someone and they've posted something suspension-worthy, I'll leave it for the other mods to deal with so I don't deal out too harsh a punishment.

You hat? I had no idea! :D

[Susan BANthony]

You hat? I had no idea! :D

I don't wear hats. They smoosh curly hair.

[Benel Germosen]

I can't watch the food network without getting hungry.

Strangely enough, I can watch the Spice Channel without having sex.

[dasNdanger]

I don't wear hats. They smoosh curly hair.

I don't wear hats 'cause I have little fingers under my hair that keep pushing them off'a my head.


das

[Black Roman]

I can't watch the food network without getting hungry.

Strangely enough, I can watch the Spice Channel without having sex.

Hands where I can see them MISTER!!! :mad:

[John Drake]

You have no idea how often I go like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/1225396843130.jpg

:lol:

[Benel Germosen]

I don't wear hats 'cause I have little fingers under my hair that keep pushing them off'a my head.


das

Benbos…Secrets.

[Susan BANthony]

I don't wear hats 'cause I have little fingers under my hair that keep pushing them off'a my head.


das

You know, Colin and I watched Hellboy 2 yesterday. We thought of you the entire time. :lol:

[Black Roman]

You know, Colin and I watched Hellboy 2 yesterday. We thought of you the entire time. :lol:

*runs off crying*

[Susan BANthony]

*runs off crying*

We think of you as little as humanly possible. :D

[Black Roman]

We think of you as little as humanly possible. :D

*runs faster, crying harder*

[Howlett]

*runs faster, crying harder*

I think of you even less than that :D

*nudges Alysha*

Who the fuck is he?

[Black Roman]

I think of you even less than that :D

*nudges Alysha*

Who the fuck is he?

*stops crying and grabs 2x4*


I've heard you enjoy this sort of thing! :mad:

[Benel Germosen]

Sometimes, I play a jug to Conway Twitty's " Hello Darlin "

That's not a joke or anything, that's just something I do to pass the time.

[Susan BANthony]

I think of you even less than that :D

*nudges Alysha*

Who the fuck is he?

I'm not sure. There's gotta be a good reason I've forgotten.

[Black Roman]

I'll give you something to remember, all right.


SASHA!!!! NAKED!!!!



Pleasant dreams, bitches! :mad:

[Magnum V.I.]

I'll give you something to remember, all right.


SASHA!!!! NAKED!!!!



Pleasant dreams, bitches! :mad:

Really? That's all?

I bet you dream of Naked Sasha in your bed. With his gingery hands all over your hair.

[Garth]

Hands where I can see them MISTER!!! :mad:

Just cause he shows you his hands doesn't mean he has to remove whats IN his hand

[Benel Germosen]

Just cause he shows you his hands doesn't mean he has to remove whats IN his hand

Benbos…Secrets

[Kedd]

I hat--- wait, that's not a secret.


If I dislike someone and they've posted something suspension-worthy, I'll leave it for the other mods to deal with so I don't deal out too harsh a punishment.

So does that mean that you like those of us that you have suspended?

[Jonathan Callan]

Ashwin is actually Al Shwinn, my Jewish room-mate in Studio City, CA. He's ecstatic that he gets away with racism against Indian people because of his elaborate ruse.

[Benel Germosen]

Ashwin is actually Al Shwinn, my Jewish room-mate in Studio City, CA. He's ecstatic that he gets away with racism against Indian people because of his elaborate ruse.

Benbo…Secrets

[Benel Germosen]

I like the distortion on " Anyone Can Play Guitar " better than the song itself.

I enjoy the video more than the distortion.

[Flonk]

I've eaten 14 watermellons in one sitting.

[Kedd]

I'm a registered republican...

[SMACK!]

I'm a registered Whig.

[Flonk]

I registered my wig.

[SMACK!]

Yeah your pubic wig.

[dasNdanger]

You know, Colin and I watched Hellboy 2 yesterday. We thought of you the entire time. :lol:


uhhh...is that a good thing????

:scared:


das

[HeartlessNinny]

My secret is I don't actually have a secret worthy of this thread, I just want Benel to quote me and say, "Benbo...secrets", so I can read it and whisper the Conan "Secrets" voice in my head.

[SMACK!]

My secret is I don't actually have a secret worthy of this thread, I just want Benel to quote me and say, "Benbo...secrets", so I can read it and whisper the Conan "Secrets" voice in my head.

ha

Haven't seen Conan in a long time. Always liked that skit.

[Jonathan Callan]

My secret is I don't actually have a secret worthy of this thread, I just want Benel to quote me and say, "Benbo...secrets", so I can read it and whisper the Conan "Secrets" voice in my head.

I only revealed my secret for that same pleasure.

[Benel Germosen]

My secret is I don't actually have a secret worthy of this thread, I just want Benel to quote me and say, "Benbo...secrets", so I can read it and whisper the Conan "Secrets" voice in my head.

Benbos…Secret

[Mylazycat]

I have very sensitive nipples that bring me much pleasure when fondled.