View Full Version : DaGetHighKnight vs Donal DeLay Rap Battle: Pick The Winner.

Donal DeLay
12-17-2008, 09:34 PM
So, this is the thread that sparked a rap battle. Myself, Frankie, Shadowline, and PimpSlapstick vs each other. Shadowline and Pimp ended up dropping out leaving me and Frankie to verbally duke it out.


Neither one of us will concede to losing, so in the tradition of true rap battles, the audience is going to decide who won.

Here are the rhymes, starting with our introductions, and Frankie's first attack on me.


I kick Pussies and Punch Tits-
my name is FrankieB and I rock Hits-
I'll spit on yo mamma-
and eat her pussy like im Jeffrey Darma-
Now Im a rain drip-
when I start to trip-
So put Yoda on my back cause im about to flip...


did I get carried away?

Donal DeLay:

I'll tell you right now they call me Big D.
Better bring your A game if you step to me.
I'll drop you straight down with a kick to the knee.
Once you're on the ground it's R.I.P.

On my feet my boxing skills are no joke.
Even on the ground I can get you in a choke.
My temper is something you don't want to provoke.
Don't stick out your neck cause it might get broke.

I might look fat don't underestimate my size.
I got a lot power in these chubby thighs.
I've broken the ribs of tougher guys.
With one solid kick I'll make you cry.

If you believe in Crom I suggest you pray.
Ask him for some help and don't delay.
Otherwise get the fuck outta my way.
I really don't have much else to say.


Your off beat flow is puttin pressure on my brain man...check it.

Your puns like your punches be missin me-
There is no dissin me-
Im gonna pull out the plastic wrap and put this hillbilly out his Misery-
Im gonna tie you up and make you cook-
While the whole Bendis Board laughs and looks-
You hear that Big D, you think your big time?
Ill bust your ass in person and online-
So take a breath and try and understand this-
Ill eat your Terror from the Wanderers looking ass quicker than a manwhich..


Donal DeLay:

DaGetHighKnight tryin to puff up and show his might.
Stickin out your chest makes you easier to knife.
Gaspin your last breath wishin you had a longer life.
I'll look into your eyes when I show you my strife.

Now you need to understand that I won't fight fair.
And your silly little rhymes are just full of hot air.
Better call your wife so she can hand you a pair.
When it's all said and done I'll take her out for a beer.

This little boy thinks he might have game.
Go back to your little cars, and hang your head in shame.
You can come on back when your rhymes aren't lame.
Thinkin rhymin on a message board will get you fame


Yo...yo, peep it.

You sure you wanna fuck with me?
Get ready to bob and weave Mister-
Id pop shit on your wife but I know shes your sister-
You inbred chump you cant hang with the kid-
IM all city and you aint even on the grid-

You pop shit on my R/C cars and the things I like -
Truth is one of my toy cars is worth more than your life-
Just give up this rap game man -
All your shit is filler-
Ill stomp up and down on your big fat head like my name is Godzilla-
And your face is Tokyo-
You feelin me Bro-?
I can say it slower -
And rhyme like you-
A retarded snow blower-
no cock in the pants show'er-
10 watt bulb dim and going lower-

You hearin me Elmer?
I know that you do-
You better shut that mouth-
Before its "Thats all folks" for you.

Donal DeLay:

Why do you keep sayin the same shit
over from before?
Redneck and fat jokes, makin everyone quit,
leave the board cause they're board.
Claimin city? you live on Staten Island.
So take your suburban cracker ass back to Martha's Vineyard, alright kid?
Maybe she can write you some rhymes. Put them on a doylie.
Cause you're just flappin your wrists with your rhymes Like you're fuckin flamboyant.

And while you're at it, put your hat on straight.
you're lookin like a re-re.
Then pull your pants up, it's not hate.
The girls are laughin at your weewee.

Got your pants saggin low. What are you One of them prison bitches?
Lookit Wally Beaver actin Gangsta, you got me laughin I'm in stitches.

You better come up with something good.
Better do it real quick.
instead of suckin on them blunts.
Wishin they were dicks.


Oh snap your rebuttal is so witty-
Nah its gross like Bitch Tit Bob's Tittie-
No flow no style no grace-
No grammar no suspense no pace-

Now keep up with the race and follow along...
check it-

Your like a poor Jabba the hut-
And I got more rap than that mummy King Tut-
you cant take me-
you cant out rock me-
you get in my face you gettin' slapped out like hockey-
you dumb cock jockey-
Your flow is a mockery-
Im embarrassed for you your wife and your mommy-

Born and raised on the lower east side of Manhattan-
Way before I hit the isle of Staten-
No need to explain this-
But I found it kinda odd-
You dumb muthafucka, Marthas Vinyard is in Cape Cod-

So be like a used condom and get off my dick-
Before I put my foot up your ass-
you cocksuckin prick.

no comp. Who's next?

Donal DeLay:

Where my wigga's at?
Oh, there he is, now he's claimin Manhat.
Did you get beat up a lot for the fake ass way that you act?

Stop frontin. Act real. Show us who you are.
Already got your glasses, go get your highwaters
and your smart car.

Go play with your toys, you busted fool
It ain't a battle if I know what you'll say before you do.
I might be overweight, and I live in the south.
But at least I'm not all talk, fuckin runnin my mouth.

I can back up my skills no need for a gun.
Gettin your hands bloody is part of the fun

But you wouldn't know that
even though you grew up in Manhat.
Four eyes with good grades had to go get himself strapped.

too many bullies, wouldn't leave you alone?
That's okay, we all believe you're bad to the bone.

smokin weed in the park,
not even at dark
Police walkin past you? Nah, that's just the mall security cop.

But we'll buy it, and think you're badass.
winkin at a bum. You got money but no class.

You started off fuckin static, finally brought some skills.
But don't you have somethin else to do, like take too many pills?
Play video games with your online friends?
Maybe buy Blender or Vibe, and follow some more trends?

I ain't been in a battle this fun in a long while.
Too bad it had to be with someone who has no style.
Hey, I haven't heard the new Puffy album, maybe you could swipe it.
anything would be better than the boring tripe you spit.

ooh, I'm tough. ooh, I'm hardcore.
You're makin everyone laugh so hard they're on the floor.
but they're not laughin with you, they're laughin at you.
white kid from the suburbs actin black, what's next, a jew?

I'd give you a notebook, and even a pencil.
But I'd get a better battle from the cashier at Staples.
I hate to leave you hangin I know you're my #1 fan.
But this ain't a game for little boys so come on back when you're a man.
I think this battle's over.. I'm outtie. I'm done.
But don't think for one second that this shit wasn't fun.


I dont seen no man in you-
I’ll eat your flesh Like a cannibal-
Make your girl get mad at you-
She'll be callin' me an animal-
You try and pop shit saying im all in the Ebonics-
You illiterate muthafucker time to get hooked on that Phonics-
Your raps read like your fresh into first grade-
Heard you had to change your name to Carpet,
just to get laid-

My lyrical combat will crack through your hardhat-
Have you slipping on your lard fat-
So cease with the comebacks-
Its getting old and been going on for a while-
So go sit on the toilet and blow yourself away -
Like Gomer Pile-
Jocking my style-
You cant keep up-
IM the big dog here and your just a pup-

So why press your luck?
and go toe to toe with the master?-
My tongue is the the trigger my mouth is the blaster-

Now get on your bike and get to peddlin'
Your ryhmes are a head ache and im the medicine..


Donal DeLay:

Yo, peep it. Check. I can act tough too, rickety-wreck it.
are we in the fuckin 80's now? Should I go buy you a denim jacket?
Maybe a Crue patch for the back, or possibly even White Snake?
Can I get a decent challenger here? My fuckin heart's about to break.
Oh wait. Nope, that's just gas.
I wouldn't get that emotional over bustin your nerdy ass.
Yeah my rhymes are off beat Cause I'm bustin acapella.
What tune are you rappin to? The fuckin Beach Boys, fella?
I think you should give up now you're not suited for this life.
Go watch your fuckin documentaries, or that show with Barney Fife.
You got a lot in common. both wishin and actin tough
But neither one of you can fight. I'm sorry, but life's rough.
You up here paintin pictures of Hillary Rodham Clinton
It's not a commission.
We know the truth you put a hole in the bottom Cause that the only pussy you're hittin.
Yo, peep it? Check it? You need a mic check one two?
go watch the Wire, fake ass bitch Cause you're through.
Your skills are whack. Your skills ain't hardcore.
Now that I'm done fuckin you, It's time for the shadowline whore.


Oh man that's so good how can I defeat it?
I guess the first step is Id have to read it-
Get a clue bitch,cause you need it-
Now act like your dick and beat it-

Your lowering the property value on this thread -
Quicker than a black family of 10 with one bed-
with all things said I feel im being too nice-
Shaving off your hair dont combat the lice-

You study my Raps like they're ancient artifacts-
Im the bacon grease of this thread giving heart attacks-
Laughing at your worthless raps-
I cant catch my breath-
Ill take on any of you pussies-
Till theres know one left.

Donal DeLay:

Okay, here's the thing, we all know you're tough.
We believe you, change it up. Enough is enough.
I mean, come on man, you're goin around in circles.
I feel like I'm battlin a fuckin white steve Urkel.
Your lyrics are gettin shorter are you runnin out of steam?
Maybe I should step aside, Shadowline seems more your speed.
Bring somethin dope,
go ahead, take your time.
Fuck, just throw out a good insult,
it don't even need to rhyme.
Poppin lryics on your lunchbreak for fuck sake how long does it take?
to come up with a rhyme. Urkel? Nah, I'm battling SlingBlade!
I'll keep this one short, cause I know you got ADD.
next time you come back bring somethin intense, okay, homie g?

That's where it ended. Vote .... NOW.

You can read the other battles if you want some fun: http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=163617&highlight=rap&page=2

12-17-2008, 09:41 PM
Frank is wicked.

12-18-2008, 07:50 AM

Marc Lombardi
12-18-2008, 08:21 AM
So, this is the thread that sparked a rap battle. Myself, Frankie, Shadowline, and PimpSlapstick vs each other. Shadowline and Pimp ended up dropping out leaving me and Frankie to verbally duke it out.

Um...when did I drop out? :mistrust:

12-18-2008, 08:30 AM
Um...when did I drop out? :mistrust:

Apparently when they started a new thread

12-18-2008, 08:35 AM
Gotta go with Frankie, his mad Beastie- esque style owns.

Marc Lombardi
12-18-2008, 08:40 AM
No wonder they call you Donal DELAY
You bring up some shit after nearly ten days
talking about how you won some rap battle
expectin' the board to be moved like some cattle
and follow shit here to tell you you won.
But let me explain somethin here to you, son.
You haven't won shit. You got spanked by the Knight
and I haven't given up yet to no one is this fight.
So if you think that I quit you don't know me real well.
I'm about to introduce you to Donal Delay Hell.
I'll describe what its like for those new to this thread.
It's a four burner stove, a frying pan and some bread,
six eggs, some bacon and a tub of Country Crock.
But just forty-four minutes left on the clock.
Poor boy, you haven't even broken the yolk.
Your rap skills, like your cooking, are simply a joke.

12-18-2008, 08:47 AM
lol Im enjoying reading my verbal asswhippin of you..
This is my final say about Donal....

Nobody on this board can touch me-
Call me Rouge with a cock and suck me-
If you had shotguns for arms you couldnt buck me-
Your shit is mad bland and im the chutney..


Donal DeLay
12-18-2008, 10:22 AM
The public has spoken. *bows to Frankie's awesomeness*

Um...when did I drop out? :mistrust: When you stopped posting in the thread for a week.

12-18-2008, 10:24 AM
You are both white.

Donal DeLay
12-18-2008, 10:31 AM
You are both white.Word.

*b-boy stance*

Benel Germosen
12-18-2008, 10:36 AM
You are both white.


Donal DeLay
12-18-2008, 10:37 AM

Copycat! get your own staple hip-hop acknowledgement of understanding!

Marc Lombardi
12-18-2008, 10:46 AM
Copycat! get your own staple hip-hop acknowledgement of understanding!

12-18-2008, 12:21 PM
You are both white.

Only on the outside playa!

Jason California
12-18-2008, 12:36 PM
This really should be recorded and uploaded to Youtbue like Ashwin does. Words are one thing, but presentation is very important to rap.

Jef UK
12-18-2008, 12:44 PM
Typing out lines isn't a rap battle.

Jason California
12-18-2008, 12:45 PM
Typing out lines isn't a rap battle.

You got the exact point of my post in less words.

12-18-2008, 01:30 PM
Typing out lines isn't a rap battle.

Sorry Mozart.

Obviously its was a message board version of a rap battle.Totally for fun and nothing else.

12-18-2008, 01:31 PM
This really should be recorded and uploaded to Youtbue like Ashwin does. Words are one thing, but presentation is very important to rap.

All my rhymes would flow with a beat, Im a pro kid.:cool:

Jason California
12-18-2008, 01:34 PM
All my rhymes would flow with a beat, Im a pro kid.:cool:

OK son.

12-18-2008, 01:39 PM
OK son.


Jason California
12-18-2008, 01:42 PM

I don't know how to follow up on that one.

Thommy Melanson
12-18-2008, 02:48 PM
Delay got my vote, haters - fuck all y'all
Got much heart, not just from cholesterol
His rhymes '90s textbook, his moobs doth shook
but he busted the Knight down to a rook.

Frank's got his style, ain't no denyin'
so he shoulda sent Donnie home cryin'
But Da Rook took longer to get cookin'
than Donnie's eggs.

(40 minutes, if ya ain't been lookin')

Donal DeLay
12-18-2008, 08:17 PM
I don't know how to follow up on that one.


Jason California
12-18-2008, 08:25 PM

Yeah, I thought of that one, but decided against it.

Marc Lombardi
08-22-2012, 05:58 PM
Bump....for what was one of my favorite Frankie B moments over the years.