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Xdestron
12-16-2008, 01:21 PM
The only difference? Shiny new price tag.

Think about it. The concept is 99% the same. Hell, even some of the characters are the same. The only very slight difference is instead of having original costumes the villains pretend to be existing heroes instead of ones that don't already exist.

I'll just re-read Thunderbolts #1 and wait for Baron Zemo to come clean this whole Dark Reign mess up.

NickT
12-16-2008, 01:23 PM
What's the concept of Dark Avengers?

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:23 PM
Wow, you are probably the first person to point these things out. You must be some kind of genius.

Marcdachamp
12-16-2008, 01:23 PM
That's a pretty bold statement considering, you know, it's not OUT yet. Yeesh.

Raphael J
12-16-2008, 01:24 PM
I think you're a little late to the finish line on this one, mon freire.

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:24 PM
Also, for anybody who's been avoiding solicitations and speculation threads, you've spoiled the book's secret. Nice going, ass.

Gordon Chumway
12-16-2008, 01:25 PM
What the fuck is the internet?

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:25 PM
this is going to end so well!

LenNWallace
12-16-2008, 01:25 PM
Oh no, a fanboy has wandered off from the Newsarama stables and gotten lost here. Who's got the cattleprod?

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:25 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:25 PM
And yeah, there's already a big, fat DARK AVENGERS thread at the top of the board. You probably could have just posted this in there.

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Yeah! Other than it's a different creative team and a whole new Status: Q!

Other than those slight changes, everything is EXACTLY the same!

Dr. Hackenbush
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Grimes...
http://blogs.reuters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/FrankGrimes.gif

JoeE
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

You're right, no human would bitch about comic books this way.

SpecialK
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
You're right: No human would stack books like this.

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

chazbot
12-16-2008, 01:27 PM
Bagley is drawing Dark Avengers #1!?!?!

MAK15
12-16-2008, 01:27 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

hell yes.
much more entertaining than it would have lead to

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 01:27 PM
Did you see the new Sin City posters?

Ben
12-16-2008, 01:28 PM
You've gotta admit, the man has a point! I'm boycotting now.

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:28 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman: [as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer] Grab your stick!
[the Ghostbusters draw their handsets]
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: HOLDING IT!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
[they arm their packs]
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard!
[they rack their handsets]
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:28 PM
When someone asks if you're a God, you say Yes!

Jason California
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
You should change your name to Mr Negative. I dont think I have ever seen a post from you that is happy or positive. Oh wait, you think you are a Decepticon.

Gordon Chumway
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
How do I post pictures?

Buk Was Right
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
What does 616 mean?

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m248/lyfeforce/elephant.jpg
...yep.

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
Would you like a bigger Penis?

chazbot
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?

Marcdachamp
12-16-2008, 01:30 PM
Bustin' makes me feel goooooooooooood!

Buk Was Right
12-16-2008, 01:30 PM
Did anyone else just get this weird PM about LOLcunts?

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:31 PM
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:31 PM
Bite your head off man.

TheKraken
12-16-2008, 01:31 PM
That's a big Twinkie.

Gordon Chumway
12-16-2008, 01:32 PM
"Every platoon needs a big toe..."

wait, I screwed that up.

TheKraken
12-16-2008, 01:32 PM
"Where do these stairs go?"

"...They go up."

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:33 PM
new thing i've learned about the board today: we need absolutely no excuse to just break out into a ghostbusters quote-off.

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:33 PM
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

jamestolliver
12-16-2008, 01:33 PM
So what if it is? Were you enjoying the Thunderbolts before? Obviously you don't care about the shiney new price tag since you posted this:


Comic book torrents are worthless to me. I would much rather own the actual issue. Then again the 2.99-3.99 price point isn't really a worry for me.

DAVE
12-16-2008, 01:34 PM
Xdestron= mad e-cred.

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:34 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?
Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?
Librarian Alice: No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:34 PM
Nobody steps on a church in my town!

Patrick King
12-16-2008, 01:35 PM
This guy is STILL around? I thought he got banned for being a dick in response to the SI ending.

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:36 PM
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! "

Xdestron
12-16-2008, 01:36 PM
This guy is STILL around? I thought he got banned for being a dick in response to the SI ending.

You're like 1/3 right.

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:36 PM
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! "


Damnit...I was just about to post this. *Shakes fist!*

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:36 PM
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Jason California
12-16-2008, 01:37 PM
Xdestron= mad e-cred.


His name tells me he is a fan of the X-Men and Japanese Transformers.

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:37 PM
This guy is STILL around? I thought he got banned for being a dick in response to the SI ending.

suspended, then?

Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.

bartleby
12-16-2008, 01:37 PM
This guy is STILL around? I thought he got banned for being a dick in response to the SI ending.

I assume that they only reason they haven't banned him is that they know that's what he wants.

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:38 PM
Listen... do you smell something?

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:38 PM
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:39 PM
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:39 PM
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

You bastard! :lol:

TheKraken
12-16-2008, 01:40 PM
I have seen shit that'll turn you white!

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 01:40 PM
Dr. Egon Spengler: Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:41 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman: As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen?
Dr Ray Stantz: Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.

DAVE
12-16-2008, 01:41 PM
Doe!
Ray!

Egon!!

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:42 PM
Back off man...I'm a scientist.

Dr. Hackenbush
12-16-2008, 01:46 PM
Nice job everybody.:)

So... Is derailing a thread an art form? (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=167449)

Obviously, it can be.

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 01:48 PM
Hey guys, what'd I miss? A new complaint about the Avengerbolts?

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:48 PM
Nice job everybody.:)

So... Is derailing a thread an art form? (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=167449)

Obviously, it can be.

It's so easy when they offer themselves up, sacrificial-like.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 01:48 PM
And welcome to the board

SpecialK
12-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Hey guys, what'd I miss? A new complaint about the Avengerbolts?

Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Nice job everybody.:)

So... Is derailing a thread an art form? (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=167449)

Obviously, it can be.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my *God*. Look at all the junk food!
Dana Barrett: Oh, dammit. Look, this wasn't here...
Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this?
Dana Barrett: Look, this wasn't here! There was *nothing* here! There was this... space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right here.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.
Dana Barrett: Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I... I think so, but I'm sure there are no animals in there.
Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better.

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Does anyone want to interview me?!

Lyfeforce
12-16-2008, 01:50 PM
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

on topic AND derail-worthy. Nice.

Xdestron
12-16-2008, 01:52 PM
Which Avenger is the Fixer playing?

Mark Mavro (kryptic6)
12-16-2008, 01:52 PM
This thread is hilarious. You guys are awesome.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 01:52 PM
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 01:53 PM
Which Avenger is the Fixer playing?

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 01:55 PM
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

Fuck. I hope we can Trace it back to any one individual who may be to blame.

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 01:55 PM
I love you all.

Lab-Rat
12-16-2008, 01:56 PM
Fuck. I hope we can Trace it back to any one individual who may be to blame.

Walter Peck: Hold it! I want this man arrested! Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is a direct result of it!
Dr. Egon Spengler: YOUR MOTHER!

Patrick King
12-16-2008, 01:56 PM
I love you all.
Really? 'Cuz I hate everyone.

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 01:59 PM
Nice doggie! Good pooch! Maybe I've got a Milk Bone...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 02:00 PM
Walter Peck: Hold it! I want this man arrested! Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is a direct result of it!
Dr. Egon Spengler: YOUR MOTHER!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Dr. Chaos
12-16-2008, 02:03 PM
I love you all.
If only there was a number I could call everytime I see a pointless or redundant rant thread across the internet to invoke the presence of the Bendis Board to help neutralize it (and I think this has worked nicely)..

Then life truly would be grand.

Marcdachamp
12-16-2008, 02:13 PM
Which Avenger is the Fixer playing?

Quit derailing the thread!

Howlett
12-16-2008, 02:27 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

*listens intently to Pablo*

*jumps up and starts pointing at everyone else in the thread*

So BE GOOD! For goodness saaaaaaake, whoa-OOH-OHH!...

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 03:20 PM
You're not like a scientist at all.

You're more like a game show host.

Akira
12-16-2008, 03:43 PM
Ray's gone bye-bye Egon. Your thoughts?

Sorry Peter, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Akira
12-16-2008, 03:46 PM
So BE GOOD! For goodness saaaaaaake, whoa-OOH-OHH!...



Hold it! You mean to tell me we're going to go before a federal judge and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city?!

Sumerian, not Babylonian.

Yeah, big difference.

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 03:55 PM
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Two in the box!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Ready to go!
Dr. Peter Venkman: We be fast...
All three: ...And they be slow!
Louis Tully: Wow!

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 03:58 PM
woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOAAAAHHHHH Nice shootin', Tex.

BENDIS!
12-16-2008, 04:00 PM
You don't know the concept

You don't know the roster

You don't know what you're getting for the price

But please in no way let that stop you from posting snarky shit

Outstanding threAd derail btw

Next one should be rushmore themed

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 04:00 PM
Oh, Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!

Howlett
12-16-2008, 04:04 PM
You don't know the concept

You don't know the roster

You don't know what you're getting for the price

But please in no way let that stop you from posting snarky shit

Outstanding threAd derail btw

Next one should be rushmore themed

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 04:04 PM
Oh, Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!

Wrong thread.

The Ghostbusters II derailment thread is here. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=166763&page=12)

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 04:05 PM
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

:lol: So amazing.

"A BEAR in his apartment...?"

Slewo.O
12-16-2008, 04:06 PM
The only difference? Shiny new price tag.

Think about it. The concept is 99% the same. Hell, even some of the characters are the same. The only very slight difference is instead of having original costumes the villains pretend to be existing heroes instead of ones that don't already exist.

I'll just re-read Thunderbolts #1 and wait for Baron Zemo to come clean this whole Dark Reign mess up.

Damn where can I get your time travel machine mon ami?

Howlett
12-16-2008, 04:07 PM
:lol: So amazing.

"A BEAR in his apartment...?"

Okaaaay, who brought the dog?

Akira
12-16-2008, 04:11 PM
No studying :roll:

Akira
12-16-2008, 04:13 PM
Okaaaay, who brought the dog?

Anybody wanna play Parcheese?

ZombieSpeedball
12-16-2008, 04:15 PM
Wrong thread.

The Ghostbusters II derailment thread is here. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=166763&page=12)

No time!

I'm a Ghostbuster!

Howlett
12-16-2008, 04:20 PM
Anybody wanna play Parcheese?

Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this...

*yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle*

... and the flowers are still standing!

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 04:21 PM
I've loosed a terrible monster upon the world.

Dr. Chaos
12-16-2008, 04:24 PM
I've loosed a terrible monster upon the world.
Don't look at it that way.

This thread opened with a snake, you just brought in a mongoose to teach it whos the boss.

Howlett
12-16-2008, 04:27 PM
I've loosed a terrible monster upon the world.

Well, whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!



Go get her, Pablo!

Xdestron
12-16-2008, 05:16 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

Slewo.O
12-16-2008, 05:17 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

The hideous truth that apparently someone has a time machine that we can't use?

Magnum V.I.
12-16-2008, 05:17 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

SpecialK
12-16-2008, 05:18 PM
There is no fanboys, there is only Zuul.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 05:19 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

You sure are correct. Everyone's trembling at the might of your awesome thread

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 05:19 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

You did it! You win the massage board!

Kedd
12-16-2008, 05:20 PM
The hideous truth that apparently someone has a time machine that we can't use?

the selfish bastard

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 05:20 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.


Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

:lol:


VillageIdiot wins.

Xdestron
12-16-2008, 05:24 PM
You don't know the concept

Villains masquerading as heroes.



You don't know the roster

We know 99% of the roster if the general tendency of "shocking reveals" to be anything but continues. I bet Hawkeye = Bullseye, but maybe its just march solicit alternate cover fucking with me.



You don't know what you're getting for the price

I will after issue #1. But I digress.



But please in no way let that stop you from posting snarky shit


I'm not posting it to be snarky, but you have alot a fanboys here that need a shocking dose of reality check. I just never thought of the Ghostbusters as a defense mechanism.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 05:25 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

http://cornerstork.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/crying_baby.jpg



I'm not posting it to be snarky, but you have alot a fanboys here that need a shocking dose of reality check. I just never thought of the Ghostbusters as a defense mechanism.
You tell 'em

Akira
12-16-2008, 05:26 PM
Well, whatever it is, it's gotta get by us!



Go get her, Pablo!

Xdestron the troll? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York I demand you cease and desist all supernatural activity and depart forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest available parallel dimension!

Howlett
12-16-2008, 05:27 PM
Xdestron the troll? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York I demand you cease and desist all supernatural activity and depart forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest available parallel dimension!

That oughta do it.

Thanks very much, Akira.

Akira
12-16-2008, 05:30 PM
that oughta do it.

Thanks very much, akira.

are you a moddddd?!!

MabusRex
12-16-2008, 05:32 PM
http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/best_thread_ever.jpg

Slewo.O
12-16-2008, 05:33 PM
Villains masquerading as heroes.



We know 99% of the roster if the general tendency of "shocking reveals" to be anything but continues. I bet Hawkeye = Bullseye, but maybe its just march solicit alternate cover fucking with me.



I will after issue #1. But I digress.



I'm not posting it to be snarky, but you have alot a fanboys here that need a shocking dose of reality check. I just never thought of the Ghostbusters as a defense mechanism.

Where I come from people don't tend to know jack shit about what's happening in a comic that has little information released about it. But let that in know way stop you from being an all-knowing overlord. ;)

Kedd
12-16-2008, 05:34 PM
http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/best_thread_ever.jpg

Don't encourage him, man

Howlett
12-16-2008, 05:40 PM
are you a moddddd?!!

Uh, no.

c. page
12-16-2008, 05:41 PM
are you a moddddd?!!

uhm, no?

MabusRex
12-16-2008, 05:43 PM
Don't encourage him, man

Hey, if we're gonna be fanboys, might as well go all the way.

Akira
12-16-2008, 05:47 PM
Uh, no.


uhm, no?

Then, DIE!!

Ray G.
12-16-2008, 05:48 PM
Them's some first two threads there.

Kedd
12-16-2008, 06:01 PM
Them's some first two threads there.

My first two threads were ignored completely. It took me months to rack up the ridicule this guy is getting. I'm jealous

BENDIS!
12-16-2008, 06:07 PM
Villains masquerading as heroes.



We know 99% of the roster if the general tendency of "shocking reveals" to be anything but continues. I bet Hawkeye = Bullseye, but maybe its just march solicit alternate cover fucking with me.



I will after issue #1. But I digress.



I'm not posting it to be snarky, but you have alot a fanboys here that need a shocking dose of reality check. I just never thought of the Ghostbusters as a defense mechanism.

they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

they're goofing on you for not noticing this board is little more friendly and laid back than other comics boards. you can ask anything you want, but when you post things like you've uncovered some big conspiracy based on internet conjecture, you will be goofed on.

go find books you like, buy them, enjoy them. tell a friend.

in other words: there is no dana, only zool.

c.rob
12-16-2008, 06:09 PM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

Very good, Pablo...short, but pointless.



EDIT: WTF!! 2 is off-limits? *grumble*

Adrian B AWESOME
12-16-2008, 06:12 PM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

they're goofing on you for not noticing this board is little more friendly and laid back than other comics boards. you can ask anything you want, but when you post things like you've uncovered some big conspiracy based on internet conjecture, you will be goofed on.

go find books you like, buy them, enjoy them. tell a friend.

in other words: there is no dana, only zool.

Nice.

In 1989, we were playing with the Ouija board (Milton Bradley, baby!) and I pulled that baby out. Needless to say, none of the other kids thought it was funny.

Queen of the Ban Age
12-16-2008, 06:12 PM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

they're goofing on you for not noticing this board is little more friendly and laid back than other comics boards. you can ask anything you want, but when you post things like you've uncovered some big conspiracy based on internet conjecture, you will be goofed on.

go find books you like, buy them, enjoy them. tell a friend.

in other words: there is no dana, only zool.

Hey, I have plans here. Don't go and ruin the thread with all your rationality.

Ray G.
12-16-2008, 06:13 PM
I've figured out the code, Guyz.

Secret Warriors #1 = Nickelplate #1.

Take it to the bank.

Howlett
12-16-2008, 06:14 PM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?

Xdestron
12-16-2008, 06:15 PM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

they're goofing on you for not noticing this board is little more friendly and laid back than other comics boards. you can ask anything you want, but when you post things like you've uncovered some big conspiracy based on internet conjecture, you will be goofed on.

go find books you like, buy them, enjoy them. tell a friend.

in other words: there is no dana, only zool.

Hey, it's all good Bendis. I probably buy more of your books than anyone's. I just wanted to give you a springboard to jump in and say "Dark Avengers will be way better than Thunderbolts, so shut up homo!"

See, now I had to go and say it for you. You wasted it.

Howlett
12-16-2008, 06:16 PM
I've figured out the code, Guyz.

Secret Warriors #1 = Nickelplate #1.

Take it to the bank.

UNBELIEVEABLE! :o

Jerome Gibbons
12-16-2008, 06:16 PM
Very good, Pablo...short, but pointless.



EDIT: WTF!! 2 is off-limits? *grumble*

You're looking for this: http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=166763

Kedd
12-16-2008, 06:16 PM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

they're goofing on you for not noticing this board is little more friendly and laid back than other comics boards. you can ask anything you want, but when you post things like you've uncovered some big conspiracy based on internet conjecture, you will be goofed on.

go find books you like, buy them, enjoy them. tell a friend.

in other words: there is no dana, only zool.


Awww, that's his special pet name for us. Now get back to planning the return of Cloak and Dagger to mainstream Marvel, 'Fore I gotta bap ya one

c. page
12-16-2008, 06:17 PM
UNBELIEVEABLE! :o

we should fight like street titans.

Ashwin Pande
12-16-2008, 06:21 PM
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Howlett
12-16-2008, 06:21 PM
we should fight like street titans.

And fight with lead! The mineral the body doesn't require!

LordKinbote
12-16-2008, 06:45 PM
Hey, it's all good Bendis. I probably buy more of your books than anyone's.

"You're a hack, Bendis!"

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/forty6ntoo/180px-Flexo_futurama.png

"Nah, I'm just kidding, you're alright!"

bartleby
12-16-2008, 07:06 PM
100 fanboys recoiling in fear of the hideous truth equals Ghostbusters quotes.

Surely this thread has value as a psychological case study.

You're totally squandering all that e-cred you brought here from all your other internet ventures.

CWebb
12-16-2008, 07:10 PM
Hey, it's all good Bendis. I probably buy more of your books than anyone's.
You've got a little something on your nose there, Xde.

Akira
12-16-2008, 07:11 PM
in other words: there is no dana, only zool.

oh, zoolly you nut! now stop it. If I don't get to talk to Dana we're gonna have some serious trouble in this apartment!

Howlett
12-16-2008, 07:13 PM
oh, zoolly you nut! now stop it. If I don't get to talk to Dana we're gonna have some serious trouble in this apartment!

I'm gonna count to three!

One.

TWO!

....

....

Two and a half!

Akira
12-16-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm gonna count to three!

One.

TWO!

....

....

Two and a half!

i find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers!

Marcdachamp
12-16-2008, 11:15 PM
I'm not posting it to be snarky, but you have alot a fanboys here that need a shocking dose of reality check. I just never thought of the Ghostbusters as a defense mechanism.

Hey! Let's get one thing straight! If anything, we're a collection of wise-asses that have long overstayed their welcome. We're like Bendis' really shitty house guests. :cool:

MAK15
12-16-2008, 11:27 PM
Hey! Let's get one thing straight! If anything, we're a collection of wise-asses that have long overstayed their welcome. We're like Bendis' really shitty house guests. :cool:

we don't use coasters at ALL.

Marcdachamp
12-16-2008, 11:35 PM
we don't use coasters at ALL.

Coasters are for newbs. You have to earn the right to act like an obnoxious prick on this board.

RegHorsten
12-17-2008, 12:07 AM
Nihilo sanctum estne?

or

Sic transit gloria.

shoelaceless
12-17-2008, 12:13 AM
Sic transit gloria.

Save your Rushmore quotes for the next thread.

RegHorsten
12-17-2008, 12:28 AM
Save your Rushmore quotes for the next thread.

Sorry I am doing it wrong.

RegHorsten
12-17-2008, 12:30 AM
http://www.shareapic.net/preview3/008364678.gif (http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=8364678)

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 04:59 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:02 AM
Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Adrian B AWESOME
12-17-2008, 05:02 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

Um, when were hats part of the Ghostbuster uniform?

As well, this outfit hardly seems durable and/or proper for actually bustin' ghosts in.

Jim T.
12-17-2008, 05:04 AM
I think we should turn this into a Ghostbusters Quotes thread.

This may be Pablo's finest moment :)

Evan the Shaggy
12-17-2008, 05:05 AM
"Venkman? Venkman what do you see?"
"It looks like a green ghost Ray."
"What's he doing?"
"It looks like he's eating, having fun, and minding his own business."
"LIGHT HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP! SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR GUN AT HIM!"

....Ok that wasn't really in Ghostbusters but I wish it was.

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:07 AM
Listen! You smell something?

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:07 AM
You're right, no... human being... would stack books like this.

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:13 AM
Wow. This thread is fucking epic. EPIC. I had to close and lock the door to my office, because I'm laughing so much, they're going to think I'm having a seizure.

I love EVERYBODY in this thread.

Oh, except for the original poster. I think he's a dongnoggin.

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:14 AM
The only difference? Shiny new price tag.

Think about it. The concept is 99% the same. Hell, even some of the characters are the same. The only very slight difference is instead of having original costumes the villains pretend to be existing heroes instead of ones that don't already exist.

I'll just re-read Thunderbolts #1 and wait for Baron Zemo to come clean this whole Dark Reign mess up.

Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor comic book fan.

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:16 AM
Wow. This thread is fucking epic. EPIC. I had to close and lock the door to my office, because I'm laughing so much, they're going to think I'm having a seizure.

I love EVERYBODY in this thread.

Oh, except for the original poster. I think he's a dongnoggin.

Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. Here...you've...you've earned it.

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:20 AM
The only difference? Shiny new price tag.

You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:22 AM
You're always worried about your reputation. Bendis did his best stuff when he was working as a biscuit baker!

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:23 AM
You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

But at 19%? You didn't even bargain with the guy!

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:23 AM
You're always worried about your reputation. Bendis did his best stuff when he was working as a biscuit baker!

"That's the bedroom... But nothing ever happened in there."

"What a crime..."

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:25 AM
"That's the bedroom... But nothing ever happened in there."

"What a crime..."

I'm gonna go for broke... I am madly in love with you.

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:27 AM
I'm gonna go for broke... I am madly in love with you.

"You know, you don't act like a scientist."

"They're usually pretty stiff."

"You're more like a game show host."

Nick Spencer
12-17-2008, 05:28 AM
"We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out!"

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:30 AM
Generally you don't see that type of behavior out of a major appliance

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:31 AM
"Captain, I want these men arrested! They're in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is the direct result of it!"

"YOUR MOTHER!!!"

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:31 AM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)


I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:32 AM
Outstanding threAd derail btw

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:34 AM
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!"

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:35 AM
Who's the stiff?

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:35 AM
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

We had the tools, we had the talent!

It's Miller time!

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:36 AM
Who's the stiff?

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/member.php?u=9194

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:37 AM
No! Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:39 AM
No! Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!

Ryudo, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 05:40 AM
Ryudo, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.

You never studied. :no:

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:40 AM
Ryudo, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Akira
12-17-2008, 05:49 AM
You never studied. :no:
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=5538042&postcount=95

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 05:52 AM
That's a big Twinkie.

ValeriaK
12-17-2008, 06:10 AM
I miss Helmut Zemo :(

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 06:13 AM
I miss Helmut Zemo :(

Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?

Ashwin Pande
12-17-2008, 06:16 AM
Ghostbustas whaddaya want?

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 06:17 AM
I miss Helmut Zemo :(

Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Cth
12-17-2008, 06:21 AM
Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 06:23 AM
You know, it's just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.

Akira
12-17-2008, 06:40 AM
Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?

I collect spores, mold, and fungus

Akira
12-17-2008, 06:47 AM
You're a real humanitarian.


I don't think he's human.

RegularJoe
12-17-2008, 06:47 AM
what the fuck is going on with the random ghostbusters quotes in totally random threads?

Akira
12-17-2008, 06:49 AM
what the fuck is going on with the random ghostbusters quotes in totally random threads?


You never studied. :no:
.

James H
12-17-2008, 06:52 AM
"Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense, of course."

JHester
12-17-2008, 06:55 AM
I've looked at all of these posts and you have all missed the most obvious quote.

Dr Ray Stantz: Venkman, what happened are you ok?
Dr. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
Dr Ray Stantz: That's great actual physical contact. Can you move?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I feel so funky.

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 06:58 AM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 07:02 AM
what the fuck is going on with the random ghostbusters quotes in totally random threads?

Lenny, offically the church won't take any postion with the religious implications of these phenomenons. Personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that.

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 07:03 AM
Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?!

Akira
12-17-2008, 07:10 AM
Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?!

Sumerian Not Babylonian.

Yeah, big difference!

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 07:14 AM
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.

Akira
12-17-2008, 07:18 AM
Let's run some red lights!

Akira
12-17-2008, 07:19 AM
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.


Ray's gone bye-bye Egon. Your thoughts?

Sorry Peter, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

:)

James H
12-17-2008, 07:30 AM
they're not defending me, i wish these fuckheads would defend me. :)

"I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white."

Akira
12-17-2008, 07:34 AM
"I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white."

Your honor, you can believe Mr. Pecker (my name, is Peck!) or you can believe that this city is heading for a disaster of biblical proportions.

James H
12-17-2008, 07:42 AM
Your honor, you can believe Mr. Pecker (my name, is Peck!) or you can believe that this city is heading for a disaster of biblical proportions.

"Lenny, offically the church won't take any postion with the religious implications of these phenomenons. Personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that."

bartleby
12-17-2008, 08:23 AM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=5537562&postcount=17

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 08:49 AM
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=5537562&postcount=17

Back off, man; I'm a scientist.

Evan Wiener
12-17-2008, 09:14 AM
it's ok everyone. You can back off. Xdestron digressed.

Anyone who knows and reads Bendis knows he'd have endless Jewish guilt for recycling Busiek and Marvel charging an extra buck. Criticize constructively when you have the book in hand and the story plays itself out.

Or be an attention-seeking schmuck, and get Ghostbusters quotes.

Now don't cross the streams.

Marcdachamp
12-17-2008, 09:19 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

Bustin' makes me feel gooooood!



;-)

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 09:22 AM
Bustin' makes me feel gooooood!



;-)

She's Ghost-busting out of that shirt!

bartleby
12-17-2008, 09:22 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

Her ghosts are busting out of that shirt.

bartleby
12-17-2008, 09:23 AM
She's Ghost-busting out of that shirt!

Hey, fuck you.

Ryudo
12-17-2008, 09:30 AM
Funny us going out like this; killed by a hundred-foot Marshmallow Man!

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 09:36 AM
Hey, fuck you.

Are you mad that I got there first, or that mine was funnier?

My back-up was "She's ghostBUSTY"!

Evan the Shaggy
12-17-2008, 09:38 AM
She's Ghost-busting out of that shirt!

She's busted the ghost called Non-erections.

James H
12-17-2008, 09:42 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

If I may, "There is no Dana, only drool!" :drool:

Jerome Gibbons
12-17-2008, 09:46 AM
this is going to end so well!

Turns out, it did.

Adrian B AWESOME
12-17-2008, 10:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

TheTravis!
12-17-2008, 11:00 AM
If I may, "There is no Dana, only drool!" :drool:

NICE!

Well done, sir.

Howlett
12-17-2008, 02:27 PM
Wow. This thread is fucking epic. EPIC. I had to close and lock the door to my office, because I'm laughing so much, they're going to think I'm having a seizure.

I love EVERYBODY in this thread.

Oh, except for the original poster. I think he's a dongnoggin.
*looks down*

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg
Could you excuse me for one sec?

*walks over to Travis*

*slaps him across the head*

I'm right in the MIDDLE of something here, Trav! :mad:

edwardmblake
12-17-2008, 02:32 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

OK... so... she's a dog.

Lyfeforce
12-17-2008, 02:34 PM
Turns out, it did.

This is a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!


it's ok everyone. You can back off. Xdestron digressed.

Anyone who knows and reads Bendis knows he'd have endless Jewish guilt for recycling Busiek and Marvel charging an extra buck. Criticize constructively when you have the book in hand and the story plays itself out.

Or be an attention-seeking schmuck, and get Ghostbusters quotes.

Now don't cross the streams.

There is no digress, only Zuul.