Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich

[cPol]

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/11/18/man_nabbed_after_hitting_girlfriend_with_sandwich/


PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla.—A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

This is my favorite thing that I've read on the internet today.

[Patch]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

[RebootedCorpse]

I'm going with knuckle.

[Ron Salas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQJ1bI8PswM

[bartleby]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/08/14/8_1.jpg

[half guard]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

Ohhhhh....that was bad....:no:

[Thomas Mauer]

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/11/18/man_nabbed_after_hitting_girlfriend_with_sandwich/



This is my favorite thing that I've read on the internet today.

You haven't read about Indian Marine Commandos fucking up pirates in the Gulf of Aden yet, have you? :)

[LordKinbote]

Remember the good old days when the worst a woman got was a grapefruit to the kisser?

[cPol]

You haven't read about Indian Marine Commandos fucking up pirates in the Gulf of Aden yet, have you? :)

The ones with the machine guns and the dancing on the high seas? Oh, yes, I have. But the fact that a news story took the time to mention that the type of sandwich used might be a concern to the reading public? That sort of trumps the other for me.

[sto110]

if it was a hard roll then they need to give him the chair. If it was white bread then he should walk

[Doug]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

Uhm. Yeah.

I'm speechless.

[KingMob]

tubesteak deluxe

[The Crushtacean]

tubesteak deluxe

Are you suggesting that he cockslapped her, but the paper didn't want to print that, so they came up with an elaborate sandwich metaphor?

[copypastepuke]

haha awesome. also hello lowell mass!

[ZombieSpeedball]

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Yeah... this is pretty hilarious. I just checked, and yes, it's pretty hilarious.

[cPol]

haha awesome. also hello lowell mass!

Lowell, Mass: We're famous for our crackhouses and BenBo posters.

[ZombieSpeedball]

Are you suggesting that he cockslapped her, but the paper didn't want to print that, so they came up with an elaborate sandwich metaphor?

It would make more sense than what actually happened, I suppose.

[ZombieSpeedball]

Lowell, Mass: We're famous for our crackhouses and BenBo posters.

Damn right we are.

I mean, did you ever see that documentary "High on Crack Street"? When I saw that I was just like "Holy shit, I've been there. I know that mill!"

[schizorabbit]

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

They're probably keeping its identity secret until its next of kin is notified.

That, or it's being questioned in some yet-undisclosed location as a sandwich of interest.

Or maybe by the time backup arrived, the initial investigation officer had already eaten the evidence. "Officer, what happened to the evidence?" Officer, mayonnaise smeared around his lips: "Ooops."

[Garth]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

I was going to make a lame crack about hoping it wasn't a heavy lunch. But this completely kicks that one's ass. Well said, sir.

[Gunter]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

:rofl:

[Marcdachamp]

Oww. Must have been a club sandwich.

Bra-fucking-vo.

:rofl:

That may be funnier than the purpose of this thread.

[RebootedCorpse]

Knuckle gets no love.
Fuck all of you!!

[McAfee]

He should be punished. For wasting a sandwich like that.

[Patch]

Knuckle gets no love.
Fuck all of you!!

I think you're funny.

[dEnny!]

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/11/18/man_nabbed_after_hitting_girlfriend_with_sandwich/


PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla.—A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.


This is my favorite thing that I've read on the internet today.

Except for the part about it happening while driving down the interstate does anyone else feel like it was written to make it sound worse?

Yeah, well it like KNOCKED HER GLASSES OFF! :roll: Wow, now there's a fight I want to see on pay per view.

[Garth]

Knuckle gets no love.
Fuck all of you!!

I laughed at it! I love the term "knuckle sandwich"!!!!!


Except for the part about it happening while driving down the interstate does anyone else feel like it was written to make it sound worse?

Yeah, well it like KNOCKED HER GLASSES OFF! :roll: Wow, now there's a fight I want to see on pay per view.

Yeah, when I first read it, I was wondering why the bail was so high and why it was such a big deal, because I just skimmed through it. I reread it and realized she was fucking driving!!!! That is dangerous!