View Full Version : Anyone that votes in my town...

11-04-2008, 06:55 AM
Gets a free body piercing. I shit you not.

Jerome Gibbons
11-04-2008, 06:56 AM

11-04-2008, 07:04 AM
So not only could you vote, but you could also pick up that sweet nipple ring you've been thinking about.

11-04-2008, 07:06 AM
At the booth? Does it jab you when you press the vote button?

Jerome Gibbons
11-04-2008, 07:08 AM
At the booth? Does it jab you when you press the vote button?

Like those suicide booths in Futurama.

11-04-2008, 07:19 AM
Even if you don't want one? Seems harsh!

11-04-2008, 07:22 AM
Free Krispy Kreme and Starbucks as well.

Shannon Chenoweth
11-04-2008, 07:23 AM
Free Krispy Kreme and Starbucks as well.

And, Ben & Jerrys

11-04-2008, 07:27 AM
Meh, point me at the town that gives you a free BJ for your ballot and maybe I'll muster some interest. A decent blowjob too! Not something from the town prostitute... at least have it be the semi-cute but self-conscious town bar skank!

11-04-2008, 07:48 AM
I would get my left nostril pierced to reflect how I voted!

11-04-2008, 07:51 AM
In my country if you don't vote you have to pay a fine unless on the day of the vote you went to the police and explained why you were not going to vote

11-04-2008, 08:06 AM
There's a place giving away sex toys to voters as well:


Free sex toys — and much more — for voting
Businesses across nation ready to reward citizens for casting their ballots
By Mike Stuckey
Senior news editor
updated 10:49 a.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 3, 2008

Just when you thought it was safe to focus on the issues in this historic election season, a chain of sex toy shops has joined retailers, restaurateurs and other businesses across the nation in the time-honored tradition of rewarding Americans who go to the polls.

Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of honor” that they voted next Tuesday.

The rewards are no-so-subtle reminders of this year’s campaign rhetoric. For men, it’s the “Maverick,” a "sleeve" for self-pleasuring. According to a press release, “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can choose the “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, which is “a magical solution to difficult problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!” The promotion lasts through Nov. 11.

Babeland spokeswoman Pamela Doan told msnbc.com in an interview that the promotion is a first for the company, which she describes as “a sex-positive, women-friendly retailer for sex toys and accessories.”

Although the company is relying on press releases and bloggers to get the word out, “We’re expecting a good response,” Doan said. “Both of these toys are very popular. The Maverick retails for $20 and the Silver Bullet retails for $15. It’s a good reward.”

'Sex crosses party lines'
As to whether Babeland expects voters who take them up on the offer to lean one way or the other politically, Doan said, “Sex crosses party lines. … We’ve tried to make this into a nonpartisan reward because we welcome everyone. That’s our philosophy and our mission. We didn’t want to reward only Obama supporters. We have a lot of Republicans who shop at Babeland too.”

If the sex toys don’t float your vote, there are plenty of other less racy rewards to choose from in the afterglow of casting your ballot.

11-05-2008, 07:43 AM
There's a place giving away sex toys to voters as well:

Haha. And all I got was a free cup of coffee!

11-05-2008, 08:13 AM
All I got was a rock.

Jason California
11-05-2008, 08:15 AM
Gets a free body piercing. I shit you not.

Is it Art with a Pulse?

11-05-2008, 06:11 PM
All I got was a rock.

Cheer up Charlie Brown.