How the Bail Out Works

[sambofred]

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.

[Grumpy]

LMAO! Then I thought about it and started crying.

[agent of weapon x]

OMG! That's funny.

[twisterred]

nice

[Hyperion]

Good one!!

Gonna have to try it one day.:scared:

[IronFist]

Chuck actually only made a profit of $898, once you adjust for his initial outlay of $100 for the dead donkey.

[Tatterdemalion]

*weeps until vomiting uncontrollably*

*tries to hug 401K*

[touche22]

I thought you were asking how BAIL works....I woulda told ya. :D

[sambofred]

*weeps until vomiting uncontrollably*

*tries to hug 401K*

*Uncle Sam pats Tatterdemalion's head gently while stealing his wallet*

[Tigershark]

However you cut it.

there's a HUGE ASS in both stories!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the enlightenment.