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Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 12:22 PM
The fact that Jesus has returned in shark form is bad news, methinks:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/10/shark.virgin.birth.ap/index.html

Drkemerld73
10-10-2008, 12:26 PM
The fact that Jesus has returned in shark form is bad news, methinks:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/10/shark.virgin.birth.ap/index.html

I'd like to see it walk on water first. :lol:

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 12:28 PM
I'd like to see it walk on water first. :lol:

Or turn the water surrounding it into wine!

Or maybe it can turn air into chum? :scared:

Gregory
10-10-2008, 12:39 PM
I await the the feast of loaves and fishes and rocking chairs and license plates and the little Kendrick boy.

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 12:50 PM
Horrible thought - what if the Jesus Shark is, in fact, the Anti-Christ Shark??????

c. page
10-10-2008, 12:52 PM
I await the the feast of loaves and fishes and rocking chairs and license plates and the little Kendrick boy.

and boots!

boots for everyone!

Gregory
10-10-2008, 12:53 PM
and boots!

boots for everyone!

Be friends with Jesus? Be CHUMS with Jesus!

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 12:54 PM
His dorsal fin and rows and rows and rows and rows of teeth comfort me.

Gregory
10-10-2008, 12:59 PM
The Christian fish symbol is gonna be a thousand times cooler now.

Drkemerld73
10-10-2008, 01:01 PM
The Christian fish symbol is gonna be a thousand times cooler now.

Yeah, but it's going to put a crimp into the Darwin fish symbols now.

:lol:

Gregory
10-10-2008, 01:03 PM
Yeah, but it's going to put a crimp into the Darwin fish symbols now.

:lol:

The Lord's Supper will become fancier: This is my body, eat in a soup or succulent plum sauce at a local Chinese restaurant.

Drkemerld73
10-10-2008, 01:06 PM
The Lord's Supper will become fancier: This is my body, eat in a soup or succulent plum sauce at a local Chinese restaurant.

So I guess those eating their shark fin soup are going to not be rewarded with a happy after life, huh? :lol:

So does that mean we can also make jokes about The Fonz jumping the Jesus shark? :mistrust:

Gregory
10-10-2008, 01:07 PM
So I guess those eating their shark fin soup are going to not be rewarded with a happy after life, huh? :lol:

So does that mean we can also make jokes about The Fonz jumping the Jesus shark? :mistrust:

He's a shark!
He's a shark!
Praise his name!
He's a shark!

Drkemerld73
10-10-2008, 01:12 PM
I swim through the valley of chum. I shall not want.

GelfXIII
10-10-2008, 01:14 PM
"This first case was no fluke,"

HA hahahahaha.

Gordon Chumway
10-10-2008, 02:03 PM
This story is alright I guess. But have you guys heard about the guy that killed a bear with a stick?!

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 02:03 PM
This story is alright I guess. But have you guys heard about the guy that killed a bear with a stick?!

I heard it was really a log.

Gordon Chumway
10-10-2008, 02:05 PM
I heard it was really a log.

I heard Jesus Shark was really a stingray.

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 02:11 PM
A vote for Jesus Shark is a vote for salvation!

Gordon Chumway
10-10-2008, 02:15 PM
A vote for Jesus Shark is a vote for salvation!

Jesus Shark is a false idol!

Repent Repent!

RebootedCorpse
10-10-2008, 03:40 PM
Good news for those of us who like lemon-seasoned savior fillets.

Generic Poster
10-10-2008, 05:13 PM
Beware "scallops" on the menus of cheap seafood restaurants - they are often just punched-out savior steaks.

Hate_Prime
10-10-2008, 05:41 PM
God: Go forth and knock up... this shark.

Angel Gabriel: Why a shark?

God: I am spooky and mysterious like that.

Angel Gabriel: ...and creepy.

God: Sorry, I could not hear you over the sound of my infallibility.

Mars: Hey man! This is the SECOND time you've swiped my gimmick! I totally came up with impregnating virgins to create a kingdom on Earth!

Remus & Romulus: You tell him, Paw!

Sackhead
10-10-2008, 06:12 PM
King of the Jewfish.

Ben
10-10-2008, 06:30 PM
Female bees can reproduce without mating, you know. In honeybee colonies, it's a big source of conflict because unmated workers (who are not actually sterile) will reproduce, and if other workers catch them, they eat the eggs!

CWebb
10-10-2008, 06:45 PM
Jesus Shark is a false idol!

Repent Repent!
You're anti-Jesus Shark position wouldn't have anything to do with your last name being CHUMway, would it?;-)

FredC
10-10-2008, 06:57 PM
That shark IS the messiah! And I should know, I've followed a few!

Jake
10-10-2008, 08:00 PM
http://www.plightsite.com/batshark.jpg

batroc the leaper
10-10-2008, 08:19 PM
http://www.plightsite.com/batshark.jpg

in light of recent developments i have decided that its offensive for you to post pictures of a comic character punching our lord and savior

Amos Moses
10-10-2008, 08:29 PM
:heart: