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Ray G.
06-11-2005, 04:11 PM
The little shit was putting up fliers about how Israel is guilty of genocide. I know, it's his freedom of speech, and I was going to let it go. Then I read the flier and saw that he had a timeline that stated the Zionists conspired with the Nazis on the holocaust, and only 100,000 jews died. Plus, he came up with all sorts of numbers like "1, 000, 000 Palestinians" died in the Jenin "massacre". So I start writing notes on every flier he puts up, stating the facts. Suddenly, I'm hit from behind by a textbook. I look up at this crunchy-granola hippie motherfucker who looks like he just came from an anti-meat rally. He starts screaming at me that I'm a Zionist opressor and I can't silence the truth. He then swings his history textbook at my face again.

Beatdown commences. Jews don't normally start fights, but if you attack us, watch the fuck out. 4,000 years of repressed anger over the opression of my people came out, and the little fucker isn't going to be putting up any more fliers. Especially since I burned all of them. Oh, and it was non-university approved stuff, so he had no right to be putting them up in the first place, and I have at least ten witnesses saying that he started it. I feel good. Plus, my cred among the Jewish sorority has to have gone up a few pegs.

Patrick J
06-11-2005, 04:14 PM
Good for you. What university was this at?

Caley Tibbittz
06-11-2005, 04:14 PM
You are a hero. :-D
This is exactly the right kind of ass to kick.

Ray G.
06-11-2005, 04:15 PM
Rutgers. They're leftist, but not THAT leftist. This guy's apparently been doing things like this all around Campus. He was responsible for the famous poster of Sharon hawking cans of "Palestinian children's meat, packaged by the United States.". Twat.

RODGER
06-11-2005, 04:15 PM
good for you!!!!
don't take no shit from anyone!!!!!

Captain Nate
06-11-2005, 04:18 PM
Bravo. I hate those jerks.

Patrick J
06-11-2005, 04:20 PM
I can't get over the idea that this idiot was trying to beat you with a History book when he's clearly only interested in perverting it.

innocentboy
06-11-2005, 04:29 PM
lol
how it's done proper in the real world

God bless,
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Boris the Blade
06-11-2005, 04:30 PM
I'm sorry, this doesn't sound that realistic to me.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
06-11-2005, 04:31 PM
Whoooo! :-D

Ray G.
06-11-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm sorry, this doesn't sound that realistic to me.

Really? Why?

BlueNote27
06-11-2005, 04:34 PM
Nicely done! I would laugh my ass off if I saw a video of that!

Boris the Blade
06-11-2005, 04:37 PM
I don't know. You burned all his fliers? He randomly attacked you for taking notes? This alpha-male "4000 years of repressed anger" stuff? Sounds a little bit like male fantasy to me.

Bill!
06-11-2005, 04:39 PM
I'm glad you got the upperhand on an anti-Semite, but I'm not sure how your rather degrading references to "hippie" culture are appropriate.

Ray G.
06-11-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm glad you got the upperhand on an anti-Semite, but I'm not sure how your rather degrading references to "hippie" culture are appropriate.

You didn't see the guy. He looked like he had just stepped out of a really dirty version of the 60's. I'm sure real hippies would have been sickened by him.

Ray G.
06-11-2005, 04:45 PM
I don't know. You burned all his fliers? He randomly attacked you for taking notes? This alpha-male "4000 years of repressed anger" stuff? Sounds a little bit like male fantasy to me.

Believe me, it sort of was. I got a little carried away by the end of it. I don't even really know who it was pulling out the lighter and screaming "burn, motherfuckers!". I'm thinking the whole thing might have also had to do with repressed fourth grade playground memories. The sorority girls are probably scared of me now, too.

I guess I get into physical conflicts so rarely that when I do, I go a little crazy.

DrMachine
06-11-2005, 04:45 PM
good job

stevapalooza
06-11-2005, 05:13 PM
Don't worry. Freedom of speech only means the government can't silence people. But as a private citizen you can silence whoever you want, so go to town!

RyanP
06-11-2005, 05:53 PM
Don't worry. Freedom of speech only means the government can't silence people. But as a private citizen you can silence whoever you want, so go to town!


sounds like he silenced the ass off him.

Persevering Guy
06-11-2005, 05:59 PM
Plus, my cred among the Jewish sorority has to have gone up a few pegs.

that might not be a good thing..

seriously, though, good for sticking up for us, but do you understand why there is so much hate against Zionists? Did you see my post this morning about when I encountered this hatred in the bar in Kyoto?

Unfortunately, Sharon did massacre Palestinians. It's no secret and it's on record. But I wish people were aware of the true history of the current state of Israel. It began with Jews on the righteous side, but due to blood hungry militants like Sharon, the Israelis have committed crimes just like Hamas. You wouldn't believe the shit that doesn't get reported in the US.

Fucked up world.

(also, please don't associate being a veggie with being an asshole)

Captain Nate
06-11-2005, 06:15 PM
that might not be a good thing..

seriously, though, good for sticking up for us, but do you understand why there is so much hate against Zionists? Did you see my post this morning about when I encountered this hatred in the bar in Kyoto?

:shock:

You shouldn't go around justifying anti-semitism (and really, that's all "anti-zionism" is, a PC form to hate Jews) for any reason.

Persevering Guy
06-11-2005, 06:30 PM
:shock:

You shouldn't go around justifying anti-semitism (and really, that's all "anti-zionism" is, a PC form to hate Jews) for any reason.

No, the Israeli government has not been angels. It's weird. I'm a Jew. I live in a Jewish home. My father was screwed over by someone this morning and he mumbled, "he's Palestinian" as the reason why the guy screwed him.

My family believes that the Jews are 100% just and all the bad things are the Palestinian's fault.

I've talked to Arabic people who believe the exact opposite. That the Jews are evil, set on destroying Palestinians.

Both sides are wrong and a bit right. The Palestinians created the problem when they attacked Israel upon its formation. The Israeli army does kill children. A few months ago, a soldier went berzerk and shot a 12 year old girl, what was it, 30some times?

Both sides just need to apologize to each other. I feel there's a good chance of peace with Abbas, but I don't trust Sharon due to his history of killing.

Captain Nate
06-11-2005, 06:48 PM
No, the Israeli government has not been angels.

No government is, but they cannot be morally equated with the undemocratic, violent and hateful Arab governments that have attacked Israel and supported terrorists to attack innocent israelis.


The Israeli army does kill children. A few months ago, a soldier went berzerk and shot a 12 year old girl, what was it, 30some times?

"Went Berzerk" is the key word there -- it was the exception, not the rule. Remember, it's the people the Israelis are FIGHTING that walk onto busses and blow up women and children.


Both sides just need to apologize to each other.

What kind of head-in-the-clouds "let's all hold hands and get along" B.S. is that? Really, you're only perpetuating anti-semitist feelings by justifying "anti-zionism" as some kind of legitimate way to hate Jews.


I feel there's a good chance of peace with Abbas, but I don't trust Sharon due to his history of killing.

Sharon is acting in an unprecedented manner to make concessions to the Palestinians and you don't trust him, but embrace Abbas wholeheartedly? Look, Abbas is the best chance for peace we have at the moment, but I'm not going to throw up my blinders and pretend for a second that they wouldn't trade it all in for the destruction of Israel.

Bill!
06-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Someone is forgetting about the thousands and thousands of Israeli settlers who won't stop moving into the West Bank and Gaza despite Palestine's wishes. Does that give people the right to resort to terrorism? No. Of course not. But there's a solution to it as well. Just move back to Israel. I know there are other problems that fuel this fire between the two groups, but this is a big one.

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 07:35 PM
Save some meat, I'll be right over.

Bill?
06-12-2005, 10:00 PM
good for you.
ofcourse, now that dude probably hates jews even more.

mike black
06-12-2005, 10:06 PM
You should have hit him with a bowling ball, bitten off his ear, and then mumbled "Anti-Semite!"

Linus
06-12-2005, 10:30 PM
The Palestinians created the problem when they attacked Israel upon its formation.

Yes. Because a motherfucker doesn't have the right to be pissed when he's turfed out of his house for no other reason than to appease the guilt of western nations...

Need_A_Kiss
06-12-2005, 11:50 PM
high five dude :)

Ray G.
06-14-2005, 06:51 AM
Thanks, everyone. I'm going to refrain from commenting on any of Goodman's or Bill's points. The fact is, I believe that this is a black and white situation, and very little will ever change my mind. So no need to arguing pointlessly over it, and I'm glad this thread stayed civil in my absence. :D

The Roman Candle
06-14-2005, 06:59 AM
REPRESENT!

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MOSOWNED!

Ray G.
06-14-2005, 07:10 AM
Awesome. Just Fucking Awesome.:p


REPRESENT!

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MOSOWNED!

WinterRose
06-14-2005, 08:32 AM
Nicely done.

That said...

Wouldn't it be nice if we as a race could evolve past religions whose doctrines were set in times when we thought the earth was flat, and were willing to imprison or stone those that disagreed with the idea? I single out no one religion here. But it just seems that quite a few of them seem to have outlived their usefulness, cause more problems than they solve, and have been perverted out of all recognition from the visions their original prophets had espoused. For my own part, the moment any socio-religious difference between two human beings escalates into one killing the other, those religions have pretty much ended being useful in any way.

On the up side, maybe this is evolution in action. Instead of complaining, maybe I should sit back and enjoy the carnage instead. Turn up the radio and wistfully think to myself every time some new atrocity occurs, "The people with intolerant religions are killing one another again. How nice. Maybe in another 100 years or so they'll wipe each other out of the rest of the human race's misery and the tolerant ones will be the only ones left."

Woomba
06-14-2005, 08:38 AM
but if you attack us, watch the fuck out.

Now it's us and the rest of the world? I get it.
:brkheart:

sumopanda
06-14-2005, 08:43 AM
Jewish Street thugs, REPRIZENT! :nodidnt:

ps- good work!

mattbrand
06-14-2005, 08:45 AM
No, the Israeli government has not been angels. It's weird. I'm a Jew. I live in a Jewish home. My father was screwed over by someone this morning and he mumbled, "he's Palestinian" as the reason why the guy screwed him.

My family believes that the Jews are 100% just and all the bad things are the Palestinian's fault.

I've talked to Arabic people who believe the exact opposite. That the Jews are evil, set on destroying Palestinians.

Both sides are wrong and a bit right. The Palestinians created the problem when they attacked Israel upon its formation. The Israeli army does kill children. A few months ago, a soldier went berzerk and shot a 12 year old girl, what was it, 30some times?

Both sides just need to apologize to each other. I feel there's a good chance of peace with Abbas, but I don't trust Sharon due to his history of killing.

True words of wisdom there Goodman.

Angel of Distraction
06-14-2005, 09:21 AM
Nicely done.

That said...

Wouldn't it be nice if we as a race could evolve past religions whose doctrines were set in times when we thought the earth was flat, and were willing to imprison or stone those that disagreed with the idea? I single out no one religion here. But it just seems that quite a few of them seem to have outlived their usefulness, cause more problems than they solve, and have been perverted out of all recognition from the visions their original prophets had espoused. For my own part, the moment any socio-religious difference between two human beings escalates into one killing the other, those religions have pretty much ended being useful in any way.

On the up side, maybe this is evolution in action. Instead of complaining, maybe I should sit back and enjoy the carnage instead. Turn up the radio and wistfully think to myself every time some new atrocity occurs, "The people with intolerant religions are killing one another again. How nice. Maybe in another 100 years or so they'll wipe each other out of the rest of the human race's misery and the tolerant ones will be the only ones left."


That would require humans to think for themselves, which clearly is not the strong suit of most of the world.

TheGibson
06-14-2005, 09:30 AM
Wow. Just... wow.


I love how fuckwads throw around Zionist like it's a slam or something. I just looked it up to make sure I knew what I was talking about, and it just means you think the Jewish people should have their own country. So it turns out, I never knew it, but I am a Zionist.

I am also a Palastineist...or something.

I am also reading tons of Will Eisner stuff right now, so that's doubly interesting.

Dwimmerling
06-14-2005, 09:53 AM
Ever see the episode of west wing where toby gets arrested for kicking a guys ass?
This kind of reminds me of that.

Jastermereel
06-14-2005, 02:30 PM
Ever see the episode of west wing where toby gets arrested for kicking a guys ass?
This kind of reminds me of that.

:scared: .........Which season is that?

BudBaxter11
06-14-2005, 02:46 PM
Rutgers. They're leftist, but not THAT leftist. This guy's apparently been doing things like this all around Campus. He was responsible for the famous poster of Sharon hawking cans of "Palestinian children's meat, packaged by the United States.". Twat.
oh, I know lots of people at rutgers... if im not mistaken, isn't there a big jewish community there? seems like the exact wrong place for this guy to be doing this- its cool that you kicked his ass though- guy was asking for it.

joespam
06-14-2005, 02:53 PM
:scared: .........Which season is that?

I think it's close to the end of Season 3 - on the campaign trail. And I believe Charlie would disagree with who did the ass kicking.

innocentboy
06-14-2005, 09:07 PM
bump

God bless,
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