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Patton
06-10-2005, 05:22 PM
Just curious how average I am.

If you haven't--when do you plan to lose it?

Taki Soma
06-10-2005, 05:23 PM
i'm still a virgin

The Human Target
06-10-2005, 05:23 PM
You'll all be the next to find out after me and the woman.

xyzzy
06-10-2005, 05:24 PM
Junior in High School. However old that is.

Pat Loika
06-10-2005, 05:24 PM
13.

P.

xanderharris
06-10-2005, 05:24 PM
um ...i havent.....and i plan to not lose it on a random whim....considering ive waited this long........i want it to be in a relationship and actually mean something........but yea my 23 yr old friend just lost his a month ago......DAMN HIM! jk

Sheldo
06-10-2005, 05:25 PM
17

Shwicaz
06-10-2005, 05:26 PM
with a woman 17/18

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-10-2005, 05:28 PM
with a woman 17/18

With a man?

TonyFleecs
06-10-2005, 05:28 PM
After college, 22 I think...

Note to the youngsters, there are not a lot of girls at art school.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 05:28 PM
Wait -- virginity can have a past tense?

dEnny!
06-10-2005, 05:29 PM
I waited until I got married, 23, glad I did. Worth the wait.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:30 PM
You'll all be the next to find out after me and the woman.
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER?!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!

Queen of the Ban Age
06-10-2005, 05:30 PM
16. Never saw the guy again.

Back then, you could get away with that sort of thing if you wore ripped jeans and a Guns N Roses t-shirt to the mall. :shock:

AMcK

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:30 PM
I waited until I got married, 23, glad I did. Worth the wait.
wish I had. good for you.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:31 PM
16. Never saw the guy again.
that sucks.

unless you wanted that.

The Human Target
06-10-2005, 05:31 PM
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER?!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!

Your sister should be so lucky.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:32 PM
13.

P.
such a fucking pimp.

(akaRyanHoffman)
06-10-2005, 05:32 PM
21

TIP
06-10-2005, 05:32 PM
Just a week past my 16th birthday...twas a good year.
T

VKValentine
06-10-2005, 05:32 PM
Note to the youngsters, there are not a lot of girls at art school.

Uhhh... then why was my art school experience soooo sexy? :heybaby:

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 05:33 PM
13 / seventh grade for me.

Shwicaz
06-10-2005, 05:33 PM
With a man?


21/22. I had to wait a bit, had some issues to work out with my step-dad's shenanigans when I was a teen.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 05:34 PM
13 / seventh grade for me.

That's it -- I officially hate you. ;)

ihategravity
06-10-2005, 05:34 PM
17. To the woman I married. She was 18 at the time, so she thought she was commiting statutory.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:35 PM
After college, 22 I think...

Note to the youngsters, there are not a lot of girls at art school.
certainly not any that shave.

anThONY_s
06-10-2005, 05:38 PM
19. Kinda. Didn't work too well. Didn't happen again till I was 21.

dEnny!
06-10-2005, 05:39 PM
wish I had. good for you.

I highly recommend waiting.

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-10-2005, 05:40 PM
such a fucking pimp.

I don't know if you realized this....Pat is the ghettopimpdaddy extraordinare. And that's why I've nominated him for Most Eligible Bachelor.

The Human Target
06-10-2005, 05:41 PM
I highly recommend waiting.

But...... I don't want to get married.

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 05:41 PM
That's it -- I officially hate you. ;)

Eh. It was totally kick ass then, now? Doesn't seem like too much one way or the other. We fucked like rabbits back then though. I wupld be out a window and on my bike on the way to her house as soon as my mother's head hit the pillow EVERY night. :D


And the fact of the matter is I had some type of intercourse MUCH younger than that, but I do not count it. It was more of a re-curring game of house/doctor kind of thing and we were both to young for it to be truly sexual. like seven/eight young.

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-10-2005, 05:41 PM
21/22. I had to wait a bit, had some issues to work out with my step-dad's shenanigans when I was a teen.

Ah. I think I remember you posting something about it.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:43 PM
I highly recommend waiting.
too late.

kinda slow aren't ya?

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-10-2005, 05:43 PM
Right after I turned 19.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Eh. It was totally kick ass then, now? Doesn't seem like too much one way or the other. We fucked like rabbits back then though. I wupld be out a window and on my bike on the way to her house as soon as my mother's head hit the pillow EVERY night. :D


And the fact of the matter is I had some type of intercourse MUCH younger than that, but I do not count it. It was more of a re-curring game of house/doctor kind of thing and we were both to young for it to be truly sexual. like seven/eight young.

No... I definitely still hate you. :D

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:44 PM
I don't know if you realized this....Pat is the ghettopimpdaddy extraordinare. And that's why I've nominated him for Most Eligible Bachelor.
yeah, I was just noting how much it reaffirms his pimpness--or pimpocity.

xyzzy
06-10-2005, 05:44 PM
That's it -- I officially hate you. ;)

I seriously can't imagine really enjoying sex at 13. I mean, I feel like I was barely ready at 16. And those are 3 years with a lot of development.

dEnny!
06-10-2005, 05:45 PM
too late.

kinda slow aren't ya?

Huh? :p

Not talking to you, to those who still haven't; like a PSA (got to get those community hours in somehow).

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:45 PM
17 for me.

Patton
06-10-2005, 05:46 PM
Huh? :p

Not talking to you, to those who still haven't; like a PSA (got to get those community hours in somehow).
yeah, I know.

I just figured that was my best chance to call you slow and get away with it.

TonyFleecs
06-10-2005, 05:49 PM
Uhhh... then why was my art school experience soooo sexy? :heybaby:
Did you go to art school in Minneapolis? because that place is an exception to any "There's no girls at...." statements. It's GirlTown USA up there.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
06-10-2005, 05:51 PM
19 or 20, can't remember exactly. I was a bit underwhelmed at the time.

dEnny!
06-10-2005, 05:51 PM
19 or 20, can't remember exactly. I was a bit underwhelmed at the time.

Ouch...really not what a guy wants to hear.

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 05:52 PM
I seriously can't imagine really enjoying sex at 13. I mean, I feel like I was barely ready at 16. And those are 3 years with a lot of development.

Oh, I really enjoyed it at the time. But when I look back now, I hardly remember it. I thought I was madly in love, but no longer consider that girl one of the three great loves of my life. I of course thought I was a "very mature" thirteen year old. but by the time I was fifteen I realized I knew nothing but was now a "very mature" fifteen year old. And on and on until well after college, always thinking my experience gave me dsomething extra or I somehow knew a little bit better....

I don't regret any of it. Well, not true. I regret a girl I was sleeping with for a couple of months iin 2001. This is vaguely hinted at elsewhere, but lends credence to Denny's plea for people to wait.... Regardless, I knew enough to through a rubber on when I was thirteen, I knew enough to eat the girl out before sex. I knew enough to know she was supposed to orgasm. Was I as mentally and emotionally mature as a should have been? Doubtful. Was I as mentally and emotionally mature as I had to be? Sure.

That, and everyone else was doing it.... :-D

GelfXIII
06-10-2005, 05:53 PM
Well, I lost it last week for a while, but dont you know... it was right there between the cushions of the sofa! lol! It's always the last place you look, isn't it? Hehee

The Human Target
06-10-2005, 05:53 PM
That, and everyone else was doing it.... :-D

I wasn't. :mad: :D

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 05:54 PM
Well, I lost it last week for a while, but dont you know... it was right there between the cushions of the sofa! lol! It's always the last place you look, isn't it? Hehee

Did you use celophane and vaseline intensive care?

TonyFleecs
06-10-2005, 05:54 PM
...Was I as mentally and emotionally mature as a should have been? Doubtful....
I'm pretty sure I'm still not.

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 05:55 PM
I wasn't. :mad: :D

They were in Needham Mass. And I bet they still are. A bizarre little town, best known for being mentioned on the Johnny Carson show as "The wettest dry town in America" Town full of drunks without a liquor store or proper bar anywhere.... By LAW.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
06-10-2005, 05:55 PM
Ouch...really not what a guy wants to hear.
An attentive partner makes all the difference in the world. For a couple years sex and orgasm were in two completely different worlds for me. So, yes, underwhelming.

Brian Defferding
06-10-2005, 05:57 PM
I lost my virginity at 21.


And I lost the receipt for a replacement :cry:

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 05:58 PM
Oh, I really enjoyed it at the time. But when I look back now, I hardly remember it. I thought I was madly in love, but no longer consider that girl one of the three great loves of my life. I of course thought I was a "very mature" thirteen year old. but by the time I was fifteen I realized I knew nothing but was now a "very mature" fifteen year old. And on and on until well after college, always thinking my experience gave me dsomething extra or I somehow knew a little bit better....

I don't regret any of it. Well, not true. I regret a girl I was sleeping with for a couple of months iin 2001. This is vaguely hinted at elsewhere, but lends credence to Denny's plea for people to wait.... Regardless, I knew enough to through a rubber on when I was thirteen, I knew enough to eat the girl out before sex. I knew enough to know she was supposed to orgasm. Was I as mentally and emotionally mature as a should have been? Doubtful. Was I as mentally and emotionally mature as I had to be? Sure.

That, and everyone else was doing it.... :-D

NOT EVERYONE ELSE, GODAMMIT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 06:01 PM
An attentive partner makes all the difference in the world. For a couple years sex and orgasm were in two completely different worlds for me. So, yes, underwhelming.

Hee- We both had to edit to fix the same spelling....

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
06-10-2005, 06:04 PM
Hee- We both had to edit to fix the same spelling....
I used to be a really good speller. My brain is rotting.

RyanP
06-10-2005, 06:08 PM
I'm losing it right now.

J. Wilson
06-10-2005, 06:09 PM
i'm still a virgin


Six pages of responses and NO ONE says anything about this post?

J. Wilson
06-10-2005, 06:10 PM
As for me, 24.

No big decision to waste.

I didn't choose celibacy, my genetic configuration sadly forced celibacy upon me.

Anyway, I was working, the walk in cooler was cold, but J. Wilson Jr. rose to the occasion.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 06:11 PM
Six pages of responses and NO ONE says anything about this post?

Alright, fine, if you insist -- I volunteer to help Taki out and kill two birds with one stone. ;)

J. Wilson
06-10-2005, 06:17 PM
Alright, fine, if you insist -- I volunteer to help Taki out and kill two birds with one stone. ;)

Not the response I was expecting...

Patrick J
06-10-2005, 06:17 PM
17.

In Washington DC.

During the Band Trip.

I was Third chair in the Trumpet section. She was the Captain of the JV Cheerleading squad.

We'd known eachother for a day. Met eachother on the Mall in DC, I was making fun of Hare Krishna's, she thought I was funny.

Good Times.

Queen of the Ban Age
06-10-2005, 06:25 PM
that sucks.

unless you wanted that.

Yes, yes I did.

I'm much happier with the guy I ended up with. :D

AMcK

Adam Geen
06-10-2005, 06:26 PM
14

Patton
06-10-2005, 06:27 PM
Yes, yes I did.

I'm much happier with the guy I ended up with. :D

AMcK
well--you coulda done a lot better than him.

Shepherd
06-10-2005, 06:30 PM
16.

R

WAKKAJAWAKKA
06-10-2005, 06:32 PM
Just curious how average I am.

If you haven't--when do you plan to lose it?

I Lost It Awhile Ago, But I Caught It In A Jar.

Wayno.

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 06:35 PM
I Lost It Awhile Ago, But I Caught It In A Jar.

Wayno.
Ewwww. Its all stucky.

Woomba
06-10-2005, 06:36 PM
16

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 06:39 PM
I was 19. I had the chance to loose it when I was sixteen to a milf but her romper stomper skinhead asshole boyfriend would have beat the shit out of me. Probably the right choice on my part when she started spouting the anti-semite shit and I just bailed after that.
Now I'm marrying the girl I lost my virginity to. Yep she took my testicles and decided to keep them.

justjeffery
06-10-2005, 06:39 PM
On my 17th birthday.. to the woman I married.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 06:41 PM
I was 19. I had the chance to loose it when I was sixteen to a milf but her romper stomper skinhead asshole boyfriend would have beat the shit out of me. Probably the right choice on my part when she started spouting the anti-semite shit and I just bailed after that.
Now I'm marrying the girl I lost my virginity to. Yep she took my testicles and decided to keep them.

I've been trying to give mine away, but I haven't found any takers.

DonFanucci
06-10-2005, 06:41 PM
To my 9th grade Spanish teacher.... weird wild stuff.....

Freeway
06-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Okay, story time.

When I was 16, a long-term friendship I had with a good female friend of mine turned romantical, and we started dating. Seeing as though we had no need for the awkward few months of getting to know each other (seeing as we'd been friends for eons), we basically had a mostly physical relationship. We made out. A lot. And seeing as this was my first serious relationship, I was stoked. I'd do what I could to keep her happy (which involved parroting the "L" word back to her when she said it).

So, a few months in it hits me that I'm not into it as much as she is, and that anymore parroting or fibbing on my part is just going to lead to heartbreak and the destruction of the friendship. It was also around this point where it became obvious that if I stuck it out, our relationship would be entering the bedroom. After weighing the options, I decided to not be a selfish bastard and do the right thing.

I'm still a virgin. We're still friends. I have a few regrets on my part (if I'd NOT parroted things and actually discussed everything, things might've turned out different), but I'm glad I made the decision that I did.

Jerome Gibbons
06-10-2005, 06:46 PM
When I was 14. She was 13.

Woomba
06-10-2005, 06:46 PM
16

To Roomba I forgot to ad.

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 06:48 PM
I've been trying to give mine away, but I haven't found any takers.
Have you tried dipping them in chocolate?

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 06:49 PM
When I was 14. She was 13.
Ummm. Jinkys.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 06:50 PM
Have you tried dipping them in chocolate?

Yeah...
Second-degree burns -- not pretty. :D

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 06:52 PM
Yeah...
Second-degree burns -- not pretty. :D
Mmmm chocolate.

Er WAIT NO! OH OH!!! AWW!!! :-x

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 06:54 PM
And the fact of the matter is I had some type of intercourse MUCH younger than that, but I do not count it. It was more of a re-curring game of house/doctor kind of thing and we were both to young for it to be truly sexual. like seven/eight young.

This is more than I needed to know.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 07:03 PM
23 and still having it. I put no value on it, I just haven't been interested. I'm an odd egg. Partially I could have had a bunch of awkward one-night stands, but I really am not interested in having a fling with some stranger. I don't know. I just don't place much importance on sex.

RyanP
06-10-2005, 07:10 PM
Okay, story time.

When I was 16, a long-term friendship I had with a good female friend of mine turned romantical, and we started dating. Seeing as though we had no need for the awkward few months of getting to know each other (seeing as we'd been friends for eons), we basically had a mostly physical relationship. We made out. A lot. And seeing as this was my first serious relationship, I was stoked. I'd do what I could to keep her happy (which involved parroting the "L" word back to her when she said it).

So, a few months in it hits me that I'm not into it as much as she is, and that anymore parroting or fibbing on my part is just going to lead to heartbreak and the destruction of the friendship. It was also around this point where it became obvious that if I stuck it out, our relationship would be entering the bedroom. After weighing the options, I decided to not be a selfish bastard and do the right thing.

I'm still a virgin. We're still friends. I have a few regrets on my part (if I'd NOT parroted things and actually discussed everything, things might've turned out different), but I'm glad I made the decision that I did.

Well you have my respect.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 07:14 PM
23 and still having it. I put no value on it, I just haven't been interested. I'm an odd egg. Partially I could have had a bunch of awkward one-night stands, but I really am not interested in having a fling with some stranger. I don't know. I just don't place much importance on sex.

Can... can I have a bunch of awkward one-night stands?

RyanP
06-10-2005, 07:14 PM
On my 17th birthday.. to the woman I married.

AWWWW. That's sweet. Really it is. I'd have loved to do something like that. However, I'm stuck with meaningless day/week long relationships that mean nothing and make me very very sad. And those are so few and far between.

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 07:18 PM
Can... can I have a bunch of awkward one-night stands?
:lol:

Jerome Gibbons
06-10-2005, 07:19 PM
Ummm. Jinkys.

What?

who cares?
06-10-2005, 07:36 PM
still have it....

BudBaxter11
06-10-2005, 07:48 PM
last october

18.

Patton
06-10-2005, 07:53 PM
still have it....
I'll give you 20,000 dollars for it.

who cares?
06-10-2005, 07:57 PM
I'll give you 20,000 dollars for it.

no

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 08:16 PM
To my 9th grade Spanish teacher.... weird wild stuff.....

I demand the whole story to that.

BriRedfern
06-10-2005, 08:17 PM
I demand the whole story to that.

My wife's best friend is married to thier high school English teacher. Now THAT is creepy.

joeAR
06-10-2005, 08:17 PM
19. With a girl I just met. At a party at my cousins house. On my Aunts and Uncles bed.

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 08:17 PM
My wife's best friend is married to thier high school English teacher. Now THAT is creepy.

I also demand the whole story to that.



I have a thing for older women. =)

DigiEmissary
06-10-2005, 08:18 PM
It'll probably be a while.

I'm in high school, and my main criteria for a girl is intelligence. My second criteria is liberalism, which you'd think would be easy to find in Maine.

silverboy
06-10-2005, 08:21 PM
I believe I was a junior in high school, or somewhere around there, 16 or 17. It's kinda sad I don't remember the exact details. It was with my long-term girlfriend, now ex. So far, she's my only.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:25 PM
Can... can I have a bunch of awkward one-night stands?

I have a box of unused ones, you can have those.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:26 PM
I have a thing for older women. =)

I thought you were a woman. :shock:

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:28 PM
No admonishments? The last time someone did this I said the same thing I always do, which is that I don't value sex very much, and I got a flood of :but you don't know what you're missing!"

Not that I miss it but I find it very odd no one is getting that this time.

DigiEmissary
06-10-2005, 08:31 PM
No admonishments? The last time someone did this I said the same thing I always do, which is that I don't value sex very much, and I got a flood of :but you don't know what you're missing!"

Not that I miss it but I find it very odd no one is getting that this time.

I would admonish you, but it would only be a theoretical admonishment.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:33 PM
I would admonish you, but it would only be a theoretical admonishment.

None of us or our admonishments really exist.

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 08:33 PM
I thought you were a woman. :shock:


You have got to be shitting me.

DigiEmissary
06-10-2005, 08:34 PM
None of us or our admonishments really exist.

So, wait...

there is no spooning? :shock:

Mike McNeely
06-10-2005, 08:35 PM
21

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:36 PM
You have got to be shitting me.


Not a bit. I think it's the name.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:36 PM
So, wait...

there is no spooning? :shock:

Only for you. :heybaby:

xyzzy
06-10-2005, 08:36 PM
23 and still having it. I put no value on it, I just haven't been interested. I'm an odd egg. Partially I could have had a bunch of awkward one-night stands, but I really am not interested in having a fling with some stranger. I don't know. I just don't place much importance on sex.

I'll say this: Your first time will almost inevitably be awkward whether it's a one night stand or as part of a long term relationship. If you're passing it up because you're virginity is important to you, good for you. If you're passing it up because you're afraid of awkwardness, then suck it up and take the plunge.

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 08:37 PM
Not a bit. I think it's the name.

I'm going to fix this.

Raphael J
06-10-2005, 08:39 PM
I'm going to fix this.

Hurry! Your masculinity is in check on an online message board.

:wink:

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:43 PM
I'll say this: Your first time will almost inevitably be awkward whether it's a one night stand or as part of a long term relationship. If you're passing it up because you're virginity is important to you, good for you. If you're passing it up because you're afraid of awkwardness, then suck it up and take the plunge.

I'm passing it up because I just don't care. Not that there haven't been girls I've been interested in, but they have been few and far between and always, always, goes like this:

If I'm interested in them: They have a semi-steady boyfriend.

If they seem interested back: They have a husband, a family, a dog and a house in the suburbs (exaggerating, but you get the point.)

I really don't fall under the two typical reasons, which I know is hard to believe. I just think I have better and more interesting things to do than wildly trying to lose the ol' V-card. I know a lot of people whose lives revolve around their next fuck, both women and men, for any number of reasons, and for whatever the reason they always come off as an empty shell of a person. I'm a highly intelligent person, my mind is always about five steps ahead of me, and it takes a lot more than flesh pleasures to occupy my thoughts. I suspect it is the same reason I've never been entertained by any of the other co-called vices out there: drinking, smoking, drugs, gambling. Why the Hell should I do that if I can be learning something new?

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Hurry! Your masculinity is in check on an online message board.

:wink:


I KNOW! STOP REMINDING ME!

Jerome Gibbons
06-10-2005, 08:45 PM
I thought you were a woman. :shock:

No, that's R_Angel.

:shifty:

xyzzy
06-10-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm passing it up because I just don't care. Not that there haven't been girls I've been interested in, but they have been few and far between and always, always, goes like this:

If I'm interested in them: They have a semi-steady boyfriend.

If they seem interested back: They have a husband, a family, a dog and a house in the suburbs (exaggerating, but you get the point.)

I really don't fall under the two typical reasons, which I know is hard to believe. I just think I have better and more interesting things to do than wildly trying to lose the ol' V-card. I know a lot of people whose lives revolve around their next fuck, both women and men, for any number of reasons, and for whatever the reason they always come off as an empty shell of a person. I'm a highly intelligent person, my mind is always about five steps ahead of me, and it takes a lot more than flesh pleasures to occupy my thoughts. I suspect it is the same reason I've never been entertained by any of the other co-called vices out there: drinking, smoking, drugs, gambling. Why the Hell should I do that if I can be learning something new?

Well, go nuts, but I don't see how you can know that something won't interest you until you try it.

Angel of Distraction
06-10-2005, 08:51 PM
Well, go nuts, but I don't see how you can know that something won't interest you until you try it.

I'm sure that when i try it it will interest me greatly, but I'm not going to go out of my way for just anyone.

DigiEmissary
06-10-2005, 08:52 PM
I'm passing it up because I just don't care. Not that there haven't been girls I've been interested in, but they have been few and far between and always, always, goes like this:

If I'm interested in them: They have a semi-steady boyfriend.

If they seem interested back: They have a husband, a family, a dog and a house in the suburbs (exaggerating, but you get the point.)

I really don't fall under the two typical reasons, which I know is hard to believe. I just think I have better and more interesting things to do than wildly trying to lose the ol' V-card. I know a lot of people whose lives revolve around their next fuck, both women and men, for any number of reasons, and for whatever the reason they always come off as an empty shell of a person. I'm a highly intelligent person, my mind is always about five steps ahead of me, and it takes a lot more than flesh pleasures to occupy my thoughts. I suspect it is the same reason I've never been entertained by any of the other co-called vices out there: drinking, smoking, drugs, gambling. Why the Hell should I do that if I can be learning something new?

I have the first problem as well.

I haven't encountered the second (yet.)

I agree with you on the other "vices."

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 08:54 PM
I demand the whole story to that.
And talk real slow in a deep voice.

Blake Sims
06-10-2005, 09:17 PM
a week and a half after I turned 16. I was a junior and she was a senior with a boyfriend that was graduated. Oh yeah. Then me and her boyfriend became friends one nite at a party and she never spoke to either of us again...

Boris the Blade
06-10-2005, 09:48 PM
I was 14 with an older girl I had dated for a while, and was really comfortable with. I'm glad I didn't wait. It starts awkward, and it's intimidating, but it stops being that way. Everyone in Brampton seems to go through the same devirgin stage. Lose virginity. Sleep around while you're getting used to it. Then become pretty well-adjusted sexually. Do it safe, and do it often kids! :)

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2005, 09:54 PM
25..... which is weird because I'm 23 now....

Boris the Blade
06-10-2005, 09:55 PM
25..... which is weird because I'm 23 now....
Saving up for a hooker?

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2005, 09:57 PM
Saving up for a hooker?

not so much saving up for one, but more figuring that's when I'll finally break down and just give in......

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 09:59 PM
Saving up for a hooker?
Do Hookers accept pennies and copies of Spider-Man Marvel Knights as payment?

noble
06-10-2005, 10:04 PM
I waited until I got married, 23, glad I did. Worth the wait.

Ahhhh, but what if you married the first girl you slept with.

I WIN 1 - nothin!

BTW I had just turned 17, she was 15.

I'm going to the hot place.

And yes I mean Florida.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
06-10-2005, 10:05 PM
I highly recommend waiting.

Why?

What makes it better?

Humphrey_Lee
06-10-2005, 10:06 PM
Do Hookers accept pennies and copies of Spider-Man Marvel Knights as payment?

be reasonable.... I don't think anyone accepts copies of Spider-Man Marvel Knights.........

alexlannin
06-10-2005, 11:01 PM
I was 19.

RegularJoe
06-10-2005, 11:01 PM
i am pained that when this thread comes up, every few months or so, my answer is the same:

hasn't happened yet, maybe i'll let you know when it does.

Nick_Ardill
06-10-2005, 11:20 PM
i am pained that when this thread comes up, every few months or so, my answer is the same:

hasn't happened yet, maybe i'll let you know when it does.
Yeah I can see the thread topic now: SHE TOUCHED MY PEEPEE!!!

arthurloewenkamp
06-10-2005, 11:23 PM
night before my 22nd birthday

The Roman Candle
06-10-2005, 11:27 PM
Um... define 'virgin.' :crazy:

Taki Soma
06-10-2005, 11:32 PM
Alright, fine, if you insist -- I volunteer to help Taki out and kill two birds with one stone. ;)
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22

Amos Moses
06-10-2005, 11:35 PM
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say thats by choice.

arthurloewenkamp
06-10-2005, 11:37 PM
Holy crap, taki went back in time!!!

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 11:52 PM
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22

Yeah, well I'm a virgin like I'm 23...

Wait -- I am 23. :cry:

HoneyDippinDan
06-11-2005, 12:25 AM
I lost mine at 23. Yup, I was a bit of a late bloomer. :Oops:

LenNWallace
06-11-2005, 01:06 AM
Lost it at 17... That's a good number.

The Human Target
06-11-2005, 01:08 AM
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I find both notions hilarious.

Scottie
06-11-2005, 01:13 AM
Lost it at 17... That's a good number.
According to Chef, that's the age you should do it at.

Caley Tibbittz
06-11-2005, 01:19 AM
According to Chef, that's the age you should do it at.

I wish someone had told this to me 6 goddamn years ago.

Scottie
06-11-2005, 01:24 AM
I wish someone had told this to me 6 goddamn years ago.
That episode of South Park hadn't aired yet six years ago. :p

Caley Tibbittz
06-11-2005, 01:26 AM
That episode of South Park hadn't aired yet six years ago. :p

Yeah, well... I didn't have cable 6 years ago! So there! In your face!!!

Christ, my life sucks...

*fashions noose*

Scottie
06-11-2005, 01:30 AM
Yeah, well... I didn't have cable 6 years ago! So there! In your face!!!
Yeah, you, uh, showed me, didn't you? :rolleyes: ;)

Pat Shatner
06-11-2005, 01:38 AM
15 years old. I buy bud from her now, 6 years later

SimiBoyz
06-11-2005, 04:24 AM
Not yet but in 2024 with Kubiaks future wife.



I've just come back after visiting the future for a while (I had to go meet the future wife of kubiak)...

Regards,
A Week Behind Gav.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/194d572c.jpg
Leave the money on the dresser, Sugar-Bumps.

Regards,

A weak-behind Mrs. Kubiak

J. Wilson
06-11-2005, 04:41 AM
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22

Well that's kind of what I meant when I said no one had commented on it.

Thommy Melanson
06-11-2005, 05:08 AM
I was 12 and drunk, she was 16 and drunker :)

andrew french
06-11-2005, 05:11 AM
wuh oh, i'm gonna be 18 in two weeks... i better get on this...

Taki Soma
06-11-2005, 05:13 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I find both notions hilarious.
YOU got the joke!!!

you win a prize.

Cathy
06-11-2005, 06:30 AM
Right after I turned 19.


when i was 15 but it was not a good experience, Blandy knows about it
nuff said

Hood
06-11-2005, 07:01 AM
17. though when i was in kindergarten me and this girl down the street thought we had sex when we pulled our shirts up and laid on top of each other.

adventure metal
06-11-2005, 07:19 AM
I am the slowest mover ever and proud of it. Waited 3 months before I kissed her, 3 years before I told her I loved her (and by then, damn, did I mean it), getting married in, oh, eight weeks from today, at which point... well, you know.

WinterRose
06-11-2005, 08:12 AM
After college, 22 I think...

Note to the youngsters, there are not a lot of girls at art school.

You went to the wrong art school then, holmes...

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 08:17 AM
I just have one quick question...if you deliberately hated everyone for 2-3 years and as a result didn't so much as speak to a woman you didn't have to speak to, can you knock the total back down to twenty? Cause if so I'm gonna get on this while I'm still a minor...

WinterRose
06-11-2005, 08:17 AM
21 with Machas. 12 years later, after many misadventures, she is still the love of my life. The music playing was 'Since I Been Lovin' You' by Zeppelin. Play that song at me and to this day, I still zone out. Don't let people tell you sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's better. But I may be of that opinion cos I was lucky enough to end up with the right girl the first time. It also helped that I'd been steeping myself in porn and thinking about it since the age of 13. *shrug*

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 08:20 AM
Don't let people tell you sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's better. But I may be of that opinion cos I was lucky enough to end up with the right girl the first time.

I'm sure. I have yet to find a girl who didn't hamstring me in some way. I'll let you know when I find someone who wants to fuck without first fucking me over.


It also helped that I'd been steeping myself in porn and thinking about it since the age of 13. *shrug*

This is one way in which you are entirely not special. ;)

Xander Boune
06-11-2005, 08:26 AM
17. High school graduation party. Friend's younger sister. Swimming pool. Drunk.

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 08:27 AM
17. High school graduation party. Friend's younger sister. Swimming pool. Drunk.


HOW younger?

Xander Boune
06-11-2005, 08:29 AM
HOW younger?

She was a junior when I was a senior, so I'm pretty sure it was only a year difference.

joeAR
06-11-2005, 08:30 AM
17. High school graduation party. Friend's younger sister. Swimming pool. Drunk.


Did you friend ever find out about it?

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 08:31 AM
Did you friend ever find out about it?

:shock:

Xander Boune
06-11-2005, 08:31 AM
Did you friend ever find out about it?

Actually, I haven't even seen my friend Jarrett since that summer, so I really don't know. I don't think she would have told him, and only a few others who were up like 2 am that night knew about it.

joeAR
06-11-2005, 08:32 AM
Actually, I haven't even seen my friend Jarrett since that summer, so I really don't know. I don't think she would have told him, and only a few others who were up like 2 am that night knew about it.


Where any of the "few others" women? Cause yeah he knows about it then.

Freeway
06-11-2005, 08:32 AM
Did you friend ever find out about it?

Is your friend STILL a friend?

WAKKAJAWAKKA
06-11-2005, 08:34 AM
Just curious how average I am.

If you haven't--when do you plan to lose it?

When I Had Sex With Your Mom, That's When I Lost It.

Wayno.

Xander Boune
06-11-2005, 08:34 AM
Is your friend STILL a friend?

No, we were friends through friends who hung out at parties in high school but never kept in touch afterwards (I only kept in touch with a few core friends after graduation). To tell you the truth though, I don't think he would have minded. His sister had already had a ... er ... well known reputation.

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 08:35 AM
When I Had Sex With Your Mom, That's When I Lost It.

Wayno.

Got a thing for Nate's mom, do we?

joeAR
06-11-2005, 08:35 AM
No, we were friends through friends who hung out at parties in high school but never kept in touch afterwards (I only kept in touch with a few core friends after graduation). To tell you the truth though, I don't think he would have minded. His sister had already had a ... er ... well known reputation.


If you ever see him again you should bring it up. Just for old times sake.

Xander Boune
06-11-2005, 08:36 AM
If you ever see him again you should bring it up. Just for old times sake.

Haha... definitely. :D

Captain Sensation
06-11-2005, 08:56 AM
16. Never saw the guy again.

Back then, you could get away with that sort of thing if you wore ripped jeans and a Guns N Roses t-shirt to the mall. :shock:

AMcK

wow, that made me feel bad right there.....thats kinda like mine, except , i saw the girl again, she just slept with 3 of my friends each day for the rest of that week... :(

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 09:04 AM
wow, that made me feel bad right there.....thats kinda like mine, except , i saw the girl again, she just slept with 3 of my friends each day for the rest of that week... :(

But as long as you got some, s'all good, right? Or was this a girlfriend cheating on you?

amy
06-11-2005, 09:10 AM
16. I had known him for three years.

He is still an important person in my life many years later. We've been to hell and back several times. Glad he was the one for such a significant moment in my life.

Captain Sensation
06-11-2005, 11:09 AM
But as long as you got some, s'all good, right? Or was this a girlfriend cheating on you?

It was peer pressure, i when i was younger id always look for wifey material in a gf, but id never get that, only girls who wanted to mess around. Later on, when i wanted girls to just mess around, id only get wifey material...so now i just dont even care at it was at that point where i actually started finding real women and not stupid girls....

anyway....like i was saying, it was peer pressure, i was a virgin until i was 19...march 1st 2002 is when i lost it....at about 1207 am according to my journal....i was nervous as hell and i didnt know what i was doing. My so called friends would tease me about being a virgin and all they really had in common was drugs, sex, and sports...i was new at the college and i was just tryin to fit in. I met this girl and i was testing to see if she was serious about a relationship or just sex...and id say lewd things to her and she would always reply like "whatever". One night she begged me to come over cause she wanted some. I told my friends cause i wasnt sure how to handle it...ive never been the guy that had girls ringing his doorbell for sex...and i had just kissed a girl 4 months prior to that....much like you, this stuff wasnt as important to me...but i just had no game at the time.

Naturally my "friends" kept dissing me and said i was gay, lame, etc if i didnt go, so i went....i went to her house, and started telling me to take off my clothes immediately....not trying to get into details...but this chick obviously had been around and i just didnt know it...she could tell i was a virgin because of my body language i guess...the only way she would do it with me is cause i lied and told her i wasnt a virgin and i overly hyped up what i could do...needless to say, i had no idea what i was doing and i had no stroke whatsover....it happened so fast and all i could do was thinking about wrestling to make an extra min last longer(advice from friends)

I wasnt attached to this girl and at this moment i didnt really care, cause i knew what i wanted, but i just couldnt get it, i wanted a decent girlfriend and a solid relationship, but after getting my heart played with so many times, i said screw it and did the damn thing....the sex was horrible, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...i managed to break her bed though...it wasnt all me, others probably contributed....its something i regret, but i guess it had to be done, because from that moment on, everything changed...

I was suddenly different now, i could read body language and i learned how to say certain things to figure out what kind of women id be dealing with in the future....i regret it, but i dont regret it...i regret the person, not the sex....

the next 4 days, she had sex with all of my friends...1 after the other each night and from what i was told, 2 of them the last night. I could careless about it after that....but having sex allowed me to stop imagining what i vagina, looked, felt, and smelled like(well, a dirty one) and it was not an intertube for a bike, or apple pie, or any of the crap i believed. It turned me into a monster(yeah and porn didnt help)....my perception of women did a 180 and all of a sudden women were meat...i felt bad, but now i was cooler, i was like everyone else right?

To make a long story shorter, or longer, depending on if anyone cares to read this. Sex is more mental than physical....ive learned from the multiple partners after that its meaningless and id be better off masturbating if i was with someone who i had no feelings for/had no feelings for me.

The people i looked to as friends have all either got an STD or flunked out of college. once i started it was like i couldnt stop, girls who ignored me then want me now that they know i am sexually active(my ex calls me c sensation...which is where the sn stands for, i wont say what the c stands for because i plan to get it trademarked soon)....and it doesnt stop with girls...the gay guys suddenly would appear out of nowhere to offer money for stuff...sex could have destroyed my life...its beautiful and ugly at the same time, its really what you make of it.

Ive found a nice girl that ive known for 7 years, but we never really hit it off until about 3 months ago. Now we are together and we dont even have sex based on my choice...I value her friendship more than the relationship itself....i can tell her anything (even about the prostitute that hopped into my car after a few friends of mine decided it would be cool to egg some hookers..nothing happened because we didnt have money...but my conscience was killing me if i didnt say anything)

Just be responsible about yourself and who you choose to do it with is all i can really advise....sex creates problems...sex is one of those things that exists between life and death and can lead to both(children, aids, etc.) Ive said enough now, hopefully a mod wont ban me for any of this....

Jerome Gibbons
06-11-2005, 11:12 AM
To make a long story shorter

Hah.

;)

Olivier E.
06-11-2005, 11:15 AM
13.

That were so easy times

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 11:19 AM
13.

That were so easy times
Sorry, beggar, I have to say it, and don't take it seriously...

And the girl was 10, right? :twisted: :o

RowanR
06-11-2005, 12:10 PM
oh puhleez

I'm a virgin like I'm 22

You and me both baby... I'm waiting for marriage... marriage to Taki that is.

-R :eyepatch:

Olivier E.
06-11-2005, 12:17 PM
Sorry, beggar, I have to say it, and don't take it seriously...

And the girl was 10, right? :twisted: :o

:no:

she was one year older and I don't like girls withour pubic hairs :p

but I also had sex with under-18 girls when I was over 18 :o

Amos Moses
06-11-2005, 12:19 PM
You have some fucked up friends, C.

joeAR
06-11-2005, 12:22 PM
:no:

she was one year older and I don't like girls withour pubic hairs :p

but I also had sex with under-18 girls when I was over 18 :o


Damn dirty Europeans :grin: Yeah when girls shave down there it's a complete turn-off for me also.

Captain Sensation
06-11-2005, 12:44 PM
You have some fucked up friends, C.

"so called" friends, maybe you missed the part where i said they either wound up with STDs (1 with herpes, 2 with syphillis and 1 with AIDS) or flunked out of school....the dumbest guy in the group plays football and has a 3.2 GPA, me, him and another friend of ours are the only ones (out of 12) who managed to stay in school...

WAKKAJAWAKKA
06-11-2005, 12:52 PM
Got a thing for Nate's mom, do we?

No, I Just Wanna Hurt Him.

Wayno.

Amos Moses
06-11-2005, 01:04 PM
"so called" friends, maybe you missed the part where i said they either wound up with STDs (1 with herpes, 2 with syphillis and 1 with AIDS) or flunked out of school....the dumbest guy in the group plays football and has a 3.2 GPA, me, him and another friend of ours are the only ones (out of 12) who managed to stay in school...
I guess nice guys don't finish last after all. But AIDS, that sucks man, no one deserves that. And how did the dumbest guy in the group pull a 3,2 GPA?

Captain Sensation
06-11-2005, 01:44 PM
I guess nice guys don't finish last after all. But AIDS, that sucks man, no one deserves that. And how did the dumbest guy in the group pull a 3,2 GPA?

cause he wasnt focused on getting laid all the time and he is a football player(coaches looked out for him)...which is kinda of ironic isnt it?

BlueNote27
06-11-2005, 04:47 PM
2014

Mr. E!
06-11-2005, 04:49 PM
16. Never saw the guy again.

Back then, you could get away with that sort of thing if you wore ripped jeans and a Guns N Roses t-shirt to the mall. :shock:

AMcK

I THOUGHT that was YOU!

So...how you been?
8-)

Olivier E.
06-11-2005, 04:49 PM
2014

the world will end in 2012 HAHA :moon:

Mr. E!
06-11-2005, 04:56 PM
I was 18, so was she. In the back seat of my parent's Chevy Celebrity at 3:15AM on October 16 1988. In the elementary school parking lot down the street from my house.
Casey Jones by the Dead was playing on the radio, and to this day, I can't help but smile when I hear that song.

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 05:04 PM
Am 27 years of age(male) and have yet to actually lose my virginity....go figure hehe.

As for when i plan to lose it,well it's looking like it'll be when h*ll freezes over

Jess

Lab-Rat
06-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Still a virgin. No worries though...got my whole life ahead of me. I'm only 22 at the moment.

As for when...not really worried about it.

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 05:19 PM
the only time you really gotta worry is if you hit 30 and are still a virgin.....thankfully i still have a year or two before i seriously have to worry about that happening lol

Jess

J. Wilson
06-11-2005, 05:38 PM
I was 12 and drunk, she was 16 and drunker :)

And a criminal it would seem.

citizenDave
06-11-2005, 05:41 PM
My first time, we were busted by the police.

Resulting in:
http://artbabyart.org/press/bluebs.jpg

J. Wilson
06-11-2005, 05:42 PM
You and me both baby... I'm waiting for marriage... marriage to Taki that is.

-R :eyepatch:

I know you are coming to WWBoston, is Taki?

Cause that's legal in Massachusetts....

Oh, and I call dibs on the DVD rights! :rock:

Amos Moses
06-11-2005, 06:12 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 06:14 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?

3.2 seconds. :wave:

Oh you mean with another person in the room? Couldn't tell ya yet.

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 06:21 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?


Can't answer since it has yet to happen

Jess

Olivier E.
06-11-2005, 06:30 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?

too long, we had no rythm of how to do it, so it was more a desconstructive humping, than anything else

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 06:42 PM
Um see i have a confession to make.What beggar said reminded me of an incident only a few months back.I did get with someone,it wasn't full blown sex,but there was bumpin and grindin.It took me too long to culminate so after a while i did it by hand.

Jess

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 06:43 PM
Um see i have a confession to make.What beggar said reminded me of an incident only a few months back.I did get with someone,it wasn't full blown sex,but there was bumpin and grindin.It took me too long to culminate so after a while i did it by hand.

Jess

Damn, that's too fucking long for a sig quote.

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-11-2005, 06:43 PM
19

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 06:48 PM
Damn, that's too fucking long for a sig quote.


Ha! shorten it to fit if you like

I think the last line could work as a sig quote

Jess

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 06:49 PM
Ha! shorten it to fit if you like

I think the last line could work as a sig quote

Jess

Tisn't as funny. Oh well.

Jesse S
06-11-2005, 06:53 PM
Tisn't as funny. Oh well.


i can't think of any way to shorten it....to add to the story though

i got massive cramps in my legs afterward and couldn't move for like 5 minutes

learnt that the hard way

Jess

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2005, 06:55 PM
i can't think of any way to shorten it....to add to the story though

i got massive cramps in my legs afterward and couldn't move for like 5 minutes

learnt that the hard way

Jess

The sad part is I have nothing left to learn, at least as far as knowing what is likely to happen. I do wish I'd gotten to find out the hard way but oh well, big fucking deal.

Mr. E!
06-11-2005, 07:23 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?

1st time? 1 min.
2nd time (18 months later) 90 min...

The Human Target
06-11-2005, 08:53 PM
YOU got the joke!!!

you win a prize.

I hope its candy.

King of Mars
06-11-2005, 09:05 PM
Eighteen. Senior year of high school. I was so fucking nervous I couldn't get it up at first. Thankfully, the girl was willing to stick with it and, eventually, I got wood.

Jerome Gibbons
06-11-2005, 09:32 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?

Some 5-10 minutes.

Smokinblues
06-11-2005, 09:39 PM
i was a late bloomer - 18. She was 24. We went to an Ugly Kid Joe concert at a local bar that isn't open anymore. We were all over each other all night at the bar. I was too young and stupid to care about such displays of public affection. Because of this, this night was also the first time I experienced blue balls. I couldn't stand up. It was that bad at one point.

Her girlfriend that was out with us drank her self silly because she was getting over getting left at the alter. We left, and I sat in some house I'd never been in for like an hour and a half while my girl took care of her friend, who was crying puking and god knows what.

when the friend finally passed out, the girl comes back, we make out, she ends up on top of me and fucking bon jovi bed of roses is playing on fucking mtv when it ah, becomes official.

Olivier E.
06-12-2005, 12:48 AM
when the friend finally passed out, the girl comes back, we make out, she ends up on top of me and fucking bon jovi bed of roses is playing on fucking mtv when it ah, becomes official.

she ended on top of you, best thing you can do when you're drunk :thumb:

BlueNote27
06-12-2005, 01:28 AM
the world will end in 2012 HAHA :moon:

Yes, but I'll be the only man left alive, thus securing my chances of finally getting laid!

Caley Tibbittz
06-12-2005, 01:42 AM
Yes, but I'll be the only man left alive, thus securing my chances of finally getting laid!

But the downside is that I'll be the only woman left alive, after my sex-change operation... :D

Angel
06-12-2005, 02:16 AM
i'm still a virgin. i don't have a date in mind when, i just want it to be with someone i love and respect and loves and respects me.

Captain Sensation
06-12-2005, 09:53 AM
i'm still a virgin. i don't have a date in mind when, i just want it to be with someone i love and respect and loves and respects me.


you sound like my girlfriend.....7 years ago...

TonyFleecs
06-12-2005, 01:48 PM
Question for people about their first time (men): How long did you last?
7-10 minutes somewhere in there. I was on lunch-break.