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Movie Maker
06-10-2005, 09:55 AM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :D

GelfXIII
06-10-2005, 10:02 AM
I..... likeBill... SHATner, Dammit! He's... *hand gestures*... areallyreallygood...AC Tor! *thump armrest* Whydoyou... want to...*make facial expression 3a* STOPhim?

CapnChaos
06-10-2005, 10:18 AM
How DARE you sir!

How DARE you!

Don't make me buy you TJ Hooker: The complete first and second seasons...

lovewillkill
06-10-2005, 10:21 AM
Nothing can stop The Shatner.

Except my father-in-law.

Long story.

lwk

Dannñ B
06-10-2005, 10:22 AM
He does The Mark E. Salamone and Morele Lawfirm ads,

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 10:22 AM
I bow before the awesome powers of the Bill Shatner.

TIP
06-10-2005, 10:23 AM
Does he have you in a 'hug gone wrong?'

T

TheGibson
06-10-2005, 10:30 AM
Read his book "Get a Life!"

Funny as shit. Has a story of him taking his family on safari and getting shit on by an elephant in the middle of the night. Jesus H.

Artie Pink
06-10-2005, 10:37 AM
Nothing can stop The Shatner.

Except my father-in-law.

Long story.

lwk


I got nothin' but time. What gives?

lovewillkill
06-10-2005, 11:15 AM
I got nothin' but time. What gives?

I'm not sure this is somethig the board can handle.

Plus I may want to save it for SD.

lwk

DanLTaylor
06-10-2005, 11:23 AM
Long live the Shat!

Adrian B AWESOME
06-10-2005, 12:33 PM
Uh,

I can't get behind that.

Thomas Mauer
06-10-2005, 12:37 PM
Don't hold out on us, lwk. :D

V-Man
06-10-2005, 01:38 PM
I..... likeBill... SHATner, Dammit! He's... *hand gestures*... areallyreallygood...AC Tor! *thump armrest* Whydoyou... want to...*make facial expression 3a* STOPhim?


Ha! Thats pretty good.

Sir Erudite Gav
06-10-2005, 02:22 PM
Uh,

I can't get behind that.

Yours was the correct answer.

joeAR
06-10-2005, 02:24 PM
William Shatner is a genius and you know it!

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 02:29 PM
Nothing can stop the Shatner.

joeAR
06-10-2005, 02:34 PM
Nothing can stop the Shatner.


He recognizes the power of the Shatner

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 02:36 PM
He recognizes the power of the Shatner

If I ever meet this god among men... I will call him "The Shatner".
He will then ignore me, and I will deserve it. :D

Genius J
06-10-2005, 02:40 PM
I had an opportunity to meet him when I was about 13. He and his (then) wife Marcy were hosting a horse show in Santa Barbara, and I was working the show. I got invited to an after-show party that Shatner was hosting. When I had the chance to get up to meet him, everyone in front of me was kissing his ass, so I told him I was really happy to finally meet him and thought he was great as Mr. Spock.

He kinda turned red and walked away.

Scottie
06-10-2005, 02:42 PM
Nothing can stop the Shatner.
Not even the Grimace?

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 02:42 PM
Not even the Grimace?

It shall be an epic battle worthy of song.

Caley Tibbittz
06-10-2005, 02:43 PM
I had an opportunity to meet him when I was about 13. He and his (then) wife Marcy were hosting a horse show in Santa Barbara, and I was working the show. I got invited to an after-show party that Shatner was hosting. When I had the chance to get up to meet him, everyone in front of me was kissing his ass, so I told him I was really happy to finally meet him and thought he was great as Mr. Spock.

He kinda turned red and walked away.

BAN HIM!!!

Sir Erudite Gav
06-10-2005, 02:47 PM
Not even the Grimace?

Especially not the Grimace.

joeAR
06-10-2005, 02:47 PM
The Grimace is a tough foe but even he falls before the might of The Shatner

V-Man
06-10-2005, 02:52 PM
I had an opportunity to meet him when I was about 13. He and his (then) wife Marcy were hosting a horse show in Santa Barbara, and I was working the show. I got invited to an after-show party that Shatner was hosting. When I had the chance to get up to meet him, everyone in front of me was kissing his ass, so I told him I was really happy to finally meet him and thought he was great as Mr. Spock.

He kinda turned red and walked away.


+ 1000 rep points.

greg donovan
06-10-2005, 02:54 PM
[sean penn voice] bill shatner is one of our finest actors.[/sean penn voice]

Caley Tibbittz
06-13-2005, 07:50 PM
http://img59.echo.cx/img59/7009/shatnerballs37uo.jpg

moonspider
06-13-2005, 07:58 PM
:gets killed by horny gorn:

Thudpucker
06-13-2005, 08:01 PM
Denny Crane!!!!!!

moonspider
06-13-2005, 08:02 PM
:gorn dry-humped:

Caley Tibbittz
06-13-2005, 08:07 PM
Denny Crane!!!!!!

"Still cuckoo for coacoa puffs..." :smile: