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Taki Soma
06-10-2005, 07:48 AM
*stretches*
*puts her legs up on the desk, leaning back in chair*
*smokes a cigar*
*is bored*
I miss this board
*leaves to go play with a bunny outside*
GelfXIII
06-10-2005, 10:38 AM
Scene 21
[clop clop whinny]
???: They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot.
Dis-mount!
TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
???: What with?
ARTHUR: Just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer!
???: Get stuffed!
TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!
???: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You manky Scot's git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the
bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin'
right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I did it again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew
it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't
it? Well, it's always the same, I always--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: --But do they listen to me?--
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: -Oh, no--
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
???: Gawain.
???: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal
assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will
make a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well,....
ARTHUR: Have we got bows?
???: No.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis
one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother
Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
???: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
???: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
Pat Loika
06-10-2005, 04:08 PM
*stretches*
*puts her legs up on the desk, leaning back in chair*
*smokes a cigar*
*is bored*
I miss this board
*leaves to go play with a bunny outside*
Does that bunny have rabies?
P.
Taki Soma
06-10-2005, 06:42 PM
Does that bunny have rabies?
P.
I hope not
i put out carrots outside my window cause there's a bunny haven in my backyard and they are cute.
Pat Loika
06-10-2005, 08:02 PM
I hope not
i put out carrots outside my window cause there's a bunny haven in my backyard and they are cute.
I had a rabbit once. And they are indeed cute. I had to give him up...
P.
J. Wilson
06-10-2005, 08:08 PM
My brother, sister and I had rabbits as kids.
Not anymore though.
Woomba
06-10-2005, 08:10 PM
Not like it used to be.
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 09:09 PM
Not like it used to be.
Not since Maleev left.
Woomba
06-10-2005, 09:52 PM
Not since Maleev left.
Meh, Maleev was a hack. I don't miss him. He had some good moments, but over all we don't need another well off guy to tell us how to live our lives, right? :rolleyes:
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 10:04 PM
Meh, Maleev was a hack. I don't miss him. He had some good moments, but over all we don't need another well off guy to tell us how to live our lives, right? :rolleyes:
You really don't know what your talking about. I think everyone really liked him and miss him a lot. He also promised to take me for a ride in one of his fancy cars before he left.
Woomba
06-10-2005, 10:16 PM
You really don't know what your talking about. I think everyone really liked him and miss him a lot. He also promised to take me for a ride in one of his fancy cars before he left.
Did he really?
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 10:23 PM
Did he really?
Yes, but he was probobly just looking to get lucky with me.
Woomba
06-10-2005, 10:28 PM
Yes, but he was probobly just looking to get lucky with me.
See what I mean? He's no good in my book. I'll take you for a ride in my hot car instead.
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 10:37 PM
See what I mean? He's no good in my book. I'll take you for a ride in my hot car instead.
No, I will only settle for Maleev! He told me he has a F1 car. I don't want to take a ride in your crappy Ford Taurus.
Woomba
06-10-2005, 10:51 PM
No, I will only settle for Maleev! He told me he has a F1 car. I don't want to take a ride in your crappy Ford Taurus.
You were star struck. A F1 car costs roughly 2.2 million dollars. Maleev doesn't have that kinda dough.
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 11:09 PM
You were star struck. A F1 car costs roughly 2.2 million dollars. Maleev doesn't have that kinda dough.
He told me that his father was a King back in his homeland. He promised me that if I took a ride with him I would become third in line for the throne. 8)
Woomba
06-10-2005, 11:12 PM
He told me that his father was a King back in his homeland. He promised me that if I took a ride with him I would become third in line for the throne. 8)
Now that's true. He is the king.
Brandon191
06-10-2005, 11:23 PM
Now that's true. He is the king.
The King of ass! As well as a small country in Europe.
I personally like Alex it's a pleasure to see another person of balkan disent doing well. I'm part Albanian and hope alex will eventually return to his board so i can lurk and be a fly on the wall. if alex can read this or understand albanian? hope he hears this Deten a mear.
Brandon191
06-11-2005, 10:07 AM
I personally like Alex it's a pleasure to see another person of balkan disent doing well. I'm part Albanian and hope alex will eventually return to his board so i can lurk and be a fly on the wall. if alex can read this or understand albanian? hope he hears this Deten a mear.
I'm betting he drops by every now and then.
Angel
06-11-2005, 11:46 PM
he has to drop by, we're dirtier then the people at joe q's board, and sexy. he can't resist the sexy. ;)
Taki Soma
06-12-2005, 10:22 AM
that woomba guy sure is opinionated, just like Maleev
the last ronin
06-12-2005, 11:08 AM
I kinda miss Maleev, you would think he'd have time to come here since he lets his computer do all the drawing for him.
:wink:
Brandon191
06-12-2005, 11:54 AM
that woomba guy sure is opinionated, just like Maleev
Tell me about it. :sherlock:
Taki Soma
06-12-2005, 04:10 PM
Tell me about it. :sherlock:
:babble:
Brandon191
06-12-2005, 07:03 PM
:babble:
I wasn't being mean. :miffed:
Taki Soma
06-12-2005, 08:34 PM
I wasn't being mean. :miffed:
oh, I know :-( I wasn't implying that you were. it's one of those 'wink wink nudge nudge' thing which is almost comical
:innocent:
Brandon191
06-12-2005, 08:44 PM
oh, I know :-( I wasn't implying that you were. it's one of those 'wink wink nudge nudge' thing which is almost comical
:innocent:
:heart:
Taki Soma
06-13-2005, 10:59 PM
:wave: hi maleev
Angel
06-14-2005, 12:17 AM
that woomba guy sure is opinionated, just like Maleev
i know what you mean ;)
:mistrust:
Yes. The place isn't the same without him.
....or is it?
Woomba
06-14-2005, 08:22 PM
Pretty sure he's lurking.
Brandon191
06-14-2005, 08:38 PM
Pretty sure he's lurking.
If he is, I would like him to know that I can't wait to read Daredevil tomorrow.
Pretty sure he's lurking.
Well of course he's lurking. Who wouldn't stop by their old message board to see if people are still talking about him?
He will rise again!
Brandon191
06-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Well of course he's lurking. Who wouldn't stop by their old message board to see if people are still talking about him?
He will rise again!
I'm not sure, but I think he has already risen.
Woomba
06-14-2005, 11:05 PM
Maybe he doesnt wanna come back as Alex because he doesn't want to be treated specially as a creator.
Taki Soma
06-14-2005, 11:15 PM
Pretty sure he's lurking.
:mad: sneaky bastard!
Brandon191
06-14-2005, 11:21 PM
Maybe he doesnt wanna come back as Alex because he doesn't want to be treated specially as a creator.
Maybe if he asked Bendis nicely he could have two screen names. He could post as Maleev in his forum and something completley different in another.
Maybe he doesnt wanna come back as Alex because he doesn't want to be treated specially as a creator.
:boohoo:
....there are pros and cons to being a creator on a message board, and true, there are some people who act like jags to them, but that's what banning's for. ;)
heh...i don't even know if the violin is appropriate in this case.
CraigM
06-14-2005, 11:45 PM
*stares at Woomba oddly*
Hm...
Craig
Woomba
06-15-2005, 12:16 AM
:boohoo:
....there are pros and cons to being a creator on a message board, and true, there are some people who act like jags to them, but that's what banning's for. ;)
heh...i don't even know if the violin is appropriate in this case.
Interesting point, I wonder what Alex would think of it.
Taki Soma
06-15-2005, 07:45 AM
:boohoo:
....there are pros and cons to being a creator on a message board, and true, there are some people who act like jags to them, but that's what banning's for. ;)
heh...i don't even know if the violin is appropriate in this case.it's totally appropriate.
Taki Soma
06-15-2005, 07:46 AM
Interesting point, I wonder what Alex would think of it.
wow, there's going to be bracelets people should wear:
WWAD
(what would Alex do?)
Woomba
06-15-2005, 09:59 AM
wow, there's going to be bracelets people should wear:
WWAD
(what would Alex do?)
The answer to this is WBBD.
(whatever Brian Boitano does)
WBBD (http://home.usadatanet.net/~paruby/06_boitano.htm)
Taki Soma
06-15-2005, 01:17 PM
The answer to this is WBBD.
(whatever Brian Boitano does)
WBBD (http://home.usadatanet.net/~paruby/06_boitano.htm)
that's just a given.
Taki Soma
06-16-2005, 11:31 AM
*puts cigar out*
*unlocks the door*
*pops open a bottle of wine*
It's time to celebrate, Maleev is back.
Woomba
06-16-2005, 11:33 AM
*puts cigar out*
*unlocks the door*
*pops open a bottle of wine*
It's time to celebrate, Maleev is back.
Now it's time for the Woomba to go to work, Soma.
Taki Soma
06-19-2005, 07:55 PM
Now it's time for the Woomba to go to work, Soma.
well, get to it then :thumb:
Persevering Guy
06-19-2005, 08:41 PM
this thread blows
Taki Soma
06-19-2005, 09:43 PM
this thread blows
no, you do :jackoff:
Persevering Guy
06-20-2005, 10:19 AM
no, you do :jackoff:
that's so.. oh god my brain
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