sambofred
08-22-2008, 06:21 AM
> Children Write About The Sea
>
> 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
> (Kelly age 6)
>
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you
> don't have sea all
> round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>
> 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
> Emily Richardson
> she's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
> head. (Billy age
> 8)
>
> 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
> with crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
> to cross the
> ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
> sailors would whistle to
> make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
> better off eating
> beans. (William age 7)
>
> 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
> shiny tails. And
> how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen
> age 6)
>
> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
> brother is always screaming
> and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just
> got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> 6)
>
> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
> eels can give you
> a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
> think they have to
> plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
>
> 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
> it makes my willy
> small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
> Two divers can't
> go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
> (Becky age 8)
>
> 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
> she was going
> very fast. She says she won't do it again because water
> fired right up her
> fat ass. (Jule age 7)
>
> 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
> (Kelly age 6)
>
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you
> don't have sea all
> round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>
> 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
> Emily Richardson
> she's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
> head. (Billy age
> 8)
>
> 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
> with crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
> to cross the
> ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
> sailors would whistle to
> make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
> better off eating
> beans. (William age 7)
>
> 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
> shiny tails. And
> how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen
> age 6)
>
> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
> brother is always screaming
> and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just
> got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> 6)
>
> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
> eels can give you
> a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
> think they have to
> plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
>
> 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
> it makes my willy
> small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
> Two divers can't
> go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
> (Becky age 8)
>
> 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
> she was going
> very fast. She says she won't do it again because water
> fired right up her
> fat ass. (Jule age 7)