So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

[Patch]

Hey everybody,
I really enjoyed posting here this summer. You made me laugh and feel welcome.
You're comic fans (and pros), so naturally, you've terrifically twisted senses of humor, can follow about any digression or tangent, share many of the same interests, and show a lot of potential talent yourselves.
Kudos to Brian Bendis for having a simply kick-ass board. There's a greater range of discussion, and more freedom of discourse here, than on any other comics message board on the web.

But I like to talk about my work.
And the board entices me to be forthright with opinions regarding my profession. Opinions, so far, half buried in generalities because of how hurtful it'd be to prove a point with actual examples.
I'd simply refrain from responding to professional issues if it didn't feel like holding back, reigning in. So, rather than mute my responses or bite my tongue bloody, I'm going to slide back from the table, not just here but on other boards as well.
Which will mean extra time to focus on work and family.

Again, I really had fun here. Thanks. If I meet up with one of you, let me know, it'd be a pleasure.

-- Patrick Zircher

[Ryudo]

You're welcome.


42.

[Evan the Shaggy]

:sad:

[John Drake]

:(

[Patrick J]

Good Night, Sweet Prince :beer::cry:

[Magnum V.I.]

:(

The proud people of the country of Beerarado Salute you Mr. Zircher. if I ever get to meet you, the beers on me.

:beer:

[bartleby]

You'll be back...they always come back.

[Jim T.]

You'll be back...they always come back. :)

*damn you bartleby!!! :-x*

[Jew Mafia]

Fare thee well. It was nice having you around sir.

[Fourthman]

Ask Ethan how he does it.

[Gavin]

Sorry to see you go. It's been a pleasure.

[Cth]

Sorry to hear it.

Stop by once in a while and say hey.

[Jen Grunwald]

Admiral decision. And completely understandable. See you at the cons! :)


:rogue:

[Jen Grunwald]

Ask Ethan how he does it.

No, don't. :-P


:rogue:

[bartleby]

Ask Ethan how he does it.

Ethan's missing the part of the brain that makes him feel remorse.

[Jason California]

It has been a pleasure having you here, and I hope you come back. If nothing else I can say I was here when that magnificent bastard Zircher posted here.

[ClintP]

Damn. I liked you a lot on here and didn't even know you were an artist until a bit ago.

[JABSEN]

Ah, It was cool having you around. Hope to meet you at a con someday.

[Talannon]

I really enjoyed reading your posts... Good bye!

Can't wait to see what your next project will be.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

:cry:

[markgrayson]

See you around PZ. Don't be afraid to pop in once and a while.

[Foolish Mortal]

:sad: Sorry to see you go. Please come back and visit once and awhile.

[Chris McCarver]

Looking forward to your next project, Patrick. And thanks a bunch, dude. :)

[Slewo.O]

Aw c'mon man it was really fun having you around. :( Well that's an admirable decision I guess, hope you come back sometime.

Oh and I'll also send the envelope when I can. Hope to see you at a con and I'll tell ya who I am if that comes along.

[JHester]

Good Night and Good Luck. I really have enjoyed watching you grow artistically over the years and look forward to what the future brings. Keep up the stellar work!

[AndrewG]

It sucks that you're going to post less but it's completely understandable.

Thanks for making some great points, sharing your opinion and experiences with us and for making some kick-ass threads. I loved the character ranking one and look forward to seeing what becomes of the information you got.

And thanks checking out my son's comic reviews and offering up a comment. That was very cool of you.

All the best to you, sir.

[Ashwin Pande]

Well... that sucks.

[Kody]

I guess I missed something this past weekend?

[ClintP]

I guess I missed something this past weekend?

I think this has something to do with that lame Kirkman video argument thread.

[NickT]

Really cool seeing you around. Seeyas :sad::wave:

[Thommy Melanson]

Ah, grow a pair ya fuckin' wuss.

;)

Cool cybermeetin' ya, look forward to doing so in the flesh someday.

First :beer:'s on you.

[bartleby]

It looks like he's going back and editing away all of his 1,300+ posts. That's hardcore.

[DAVE]

You were a great addition to the board. I look forward to your future projects.
Hopefully you'll be at NYCC next year so I can say, "wuddup".

[Cactusakic]

It was fun while it lasted.

:beer:

[Jim T.]

It looks like he's going back and editing away all of his 1,300+ posts. That's hardcore.

And weird...I must have missed some ugliness. :-?

[copypastepuke]

see you on the other side of the computer

[TheKraken]

Aw, damn. I enjoyed your posts, Patrick. Thanks for hanging out.

[VitoDGK]

Hey, Don't

[The Cable Guy]

What a bummer!

[Jen Grunwald]

It looks like he's going back and editing away all of his 1,300+ posts. That's hardcore.

Seems a little unnecessary. They can't have all been bad. I hope he was quoted a lot, can't change those! ;-) ha!

Well...some of us can... :-P


:rogue:

[The Cable Guy]

The short time I've been on here I think he made me laugh the most.

[Thommy Melanson]

Seems a little unnecessary. They can't have all been bad. I hope he was quoted a lot, can't change those! ;-) ha!

Well...some of us can... :-P


:rogue:

He said something about all the Marvel trade editors being poopyheads with cooties.

[The Cable Guy]

I've only been on here for a short time but I think he made me laugh the most.

[Pat Loika]

It was great having you around, man. Hope to actually meet you in person some day.

Pat

[MAK15]

adios

[SgtPepper]

"I think," he murmured at last from deep within his corroding, rattling thorax, "I feel good about it."
The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the last time ever.

http://www.roosteredge.com/antihero/poster34601398.jpg


I'll miss you Patrick.

[Taxman]

I'm not entirely sure what is going on here, but I am fairly certain that it sucks.

[dasNdanger]

Hey everybody,
I really enjoyed posting here this summer. You made me laugh and feel welcome.
You're comic fans (and pros), so naturally, you've terrifically twisted senses of humor, can follow about any digression or tangent, share many of the same interests, and show a lot of potential talent yourselves.
Kudos to Brian Bendis for having a simply kick-ass board. There's a greater range of discussion, and more freedom of discourse here, than on any other comics message board on the web.

But I like to talk about my work.
And the board entices me to be forthright with opinions regarding my profession. Opinions, so far, half buried in generalities because of how hurtful it'd be to prove a point with actual examples.
I'd simply refrain from responding to professional issues if it didn't feel like holding back, reigning in. So, rather than mute my responses or bite my tongue bloody, I'm going to slide back from the table, not just here but on other boards as well.
Which will mean extra time to focus on work and family.

Again, I really had fun here. Thanks. If I meet up with one of you, let me know, it'd be a pleasure.

-- Patrick Zircher

:(

Patrick...you gave us life this summer. Thank you for your time, your humor, and your insights. You will be missed.

das

[Albert]

:(

I Will Remember You.

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday.

And so on!

[Doug]

It sucks you're leaving, but it was great having you here.

You will be missed.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Hey everybody,
I really enjoyed posting here this summer. You made me laugh and feel welcome.
You're comic fans (and pros), so naturally, you've terrifically twisted senses of humor, can follow about any digression or tangent, share many of the same interests, and show a lot of potential talent yourselves.
Kudos to Brian Bendis for having a simply kick-ass board. There's a greater range of discussion, and more freedom of discourse here, than on any other comics message board on the web.

But I like to talk about my work.
And the board entices me to be forthright with opinions regarding my profession. Opinions, so far, half buried in generalities because of how hurtful it'd be to prove a point with actual examples.
I'd simply refrain from responding to professional issues if it didn't feel like holding back, reigning in. So, rather than mute my responses or bite my tongue bloody, I'm going to slide back from the table, not just here but on other boards as well.
Which will mean extra time to focus on work and family.

Again, I really had fun here. Thanks. If I meet up with one of you, let me know, it'd be a pleasure.

-- Patrick Zircher

Whoa...that's what LITG this week was babbling about.

Pat, just come here and talk about EVERYTHING BUT comics, unless you're out to give praise to someone or something. I find it immensely rewarding and entertaining to talk politics, dvds, movies, and everyday foibles with some of the folks here. There is sharp, biting wit, glamour, sex and danger around every corner at Jinxworld. But it's best to keep professional opinions private, or amongst other professionals.

Feel like being angry or complaining about something comixwise? Keep it in the family! But there's no need to bow out of Jinxworld. That's just silly.

Your pal,
Ethan V.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Ethan's missing the part of the brain that makes him feel remorse.

Remorse for what, exactly? The abuse I take around here from you leftist pansies? I feel no shame, just pity. ;-)

[Briomega]

Awwww dude, that sucks. Will miss your humor, man. Take it easy and maybe you'll be back again soon.

[c. page]

patrick,

it was great talking with you on here, and i do hope to meet you someday in person and have a drink.

i hope you do come back someday. while i may disagree with some of your points, i do think you added a lot to this board, man.

hopefully, you can make it back by these parts on occasion and bullshit with us some more.

it was a pleasure, sir.

[changingshades]

NOOOOOOooooOOOOoooOooo

[bartleby]

Remorse for what, exactly? The abuse I take around here from you leftist pansies? I feel no shame, just pity. ;-)

Maybe remorse isn't the word I was looking for. Shame, maybe?

[Bald Steve]

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Tyrell/BR_Tyrell_Rachael.jpg

"The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very very brightly..."

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Maybe remorse isn't the word I was looking for. Shame, maybe?

You're gay.

[Slewo.O]

Remorse for what, exactly? The abuse I take around here from you leftist pansies? I feel no shame, just pity. ;-)

Wait YOU get the abuse from the Lefties? There's something wrong with that sentence. :lol:

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Wait YOU get the abuse from the Lefties? There's something wrong with that sentence. :lol:

You could be dumb. It's a hypothesis that will probably become a theory which will, with a consensus of Global Warming Scientists, become a proven and established fact. :lol:

[Pat Loika]

Ethan Van Sciver makes this board a better place, and I say it with all sincerity.

P.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Ethan Van Sciver makes this board a better place, and I say it with all sincerity.

P.

Pat, you make the world a better place, and I say that with all sincerity. When you die, tragically premature because you saved an infant from a raging fire at the cost of your own precious life, I will draw a big poster of you for the cover of the Sunday NYT magazine. God bless you.

[Slewo.O]

You could be dumb. It's a hypothesis that will probably become a theory which will, with a consensus of Global Warming Scientists, become a proven and established fact. :lol:

Okay you have me there. :surrend:

Now speaking seriously, not to jump the bandwagon but you gave an idea for Pat to come back much more eloquently than any of us did. Hopefully he takes the bait and doesn't stop posting.

[changingshades]

Ethan Van Sciver makes this board a better place, and I say it with all sincerity.

P.

If nothing else it keeps him off the streets.

[Slewo.O]

If nothing else it keeps him off the streets.

:lol:

[Mylazycat]

Damn, that was unexpected. :(

[Adam Witt]

Aw, group hug.

[c. page]

Ethan Van Sciver makes this board a better place, and I say it with all sincerity.

P.

i would agree with this. i may not always agree with the man politically, but sure as hell enjoy reading his posts.

[Slewo.O]

i would agree with this. i may not always agree with the man politically, but sure as hell enjoy reading his posts.

Agreed. I also agree with Adam, we need a group hug right now. ;)

[Adam Witt]

Agreed. I also agree with Adam, we need a group hug right now. ;)

On second thought, I don't want to be in the group hug.

Chris, give me a hug.

[c. page]

On second thought, I don't want to be in the group hug.

Chris, give me a hug.

but you grabbed my ass last time i hugged you.

[Adam Witt]

but you grabbed my ass last time i hugged you.

That's a goddamn lie and you know it.

I lovingly caressed your neck, on accident.

[c. page]

That's a goddamn lie and you know it.

I lovingly caressed your neck, on accident.

:mad:

then who grabbed my ass?

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Okay you have me there. :surrend:

Now speaking seriously, not to jump the bandwagon but you gave an idea for Pat to come back much more eloquently than any of us did. Hopefully he takes the bait and doesn't stop posting.

There's no bait. He doesn't have to post here if he doesn't want to anymore. I don't need him here, inspiring several people to say, "Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there? If he was favorite board creator, than he'd also be preferred to Brubaker, Gail, Bendis, Maleev, any number of social outcasts who can draw or write, but MY FUCKING NAME always got mentioned.

So fuck you, Zircher! See you in hell!

;-)

[Slewo.O]

On second thought, I don't want to be in the group hug.

Chris, give me a hug.

Lame. :no:

[c. page]

There's no bait. He doesn't have to post here if he doesn't want to anymore. I don't need him here, inspiring several people to say, "Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there? If he was favorite board creator, than he'd also be preferred to Brubaker, Gail, Bendis, Maleev, any number of social outcasts who can draw or write, but MY FUCKING NAME always got mentioned.

So fuck you, Zircher! See you in hell!

;-)

well, really, gail took over the board a long time ago (days, even) and beland got hisself suspended. which leaves you, at this point.

[changingshades]

That's a goddamn lie and you know it.

I lovingly caressed your neck, on accident.

I'm so proud

*wipes tear away*

[Adam Witt]

:mad:

then who grabbed my ass?

I dunno. Kyle? :dunno:


Lame. :no:

Astute observation.

[Slewo.O]

There's no bait. He doesn't have to post here if he doesn't want to anymore. I don't need him here, inspiring several people to say, "Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there? If he was favorite board creator, than he'd also be preferred to Brubaker, Gail, Bendis, Maleev, any number of social outcasts who can draw or write, but MY FUCKING NAME always got mentioned.

So fuck you, Zircher! See you in hell!

;-)

I know it's just I've enjoyed his posts and it's sucks that something like this is getting him to leave the board. Well more power to him at least he'll be able to crank out more work that way. :eek:

And it looks like your plans for board domination are steaming along.



Astute observation.
Thank you I try my best to condense intelligence remarks into one-word posts. ;)

[Adam Witt]

This post cannot be viewed because changingshades is on your ignore list.

Ahhhh. :)

[c. page]

I dunno. Kyle? :dunno:

coulda been, i guess. i did hear a "mmmrrrrraaaaaaaaooooowwwwwrrr" when it happened. of course, that could've been any number of people.

i should go ask mr. owl.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

i would agree with this. i may not always agree with the man politically, but sure as hell enjoy reading his posts.

Everytime I say anything about anyone from now on, I'm going to make it plain, parenthetically, that I don't agree with their politics.

[Adam Witt]

There's no bait. He doesn't have to post here if he doesn't want to anymore. I don't need him here, inspiring several people to say, "Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there? If he was favorite board creator, than he'd also be preferred to Brubaker, Gail, Bendis, Maleev, any number of social outcasts who can draw or write, but MY FUCKING NAME always got mentioned.

So fuck you, Zircher! See you in hell!

;-)

Oh, but he says such nice things about you. :(

Group hug is cancelled because EVS is a meany.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

I know it's just I've enjoyed his posts and it's sucks that something like this is getting him to leave the board. Well more power to him at least he'll be able to crank out more work that way. :eek:

And it looks like your plans for board domination are steaming along.


Thank you I try my best to condense intelligence remarks into one-word posts. ;)

The fuck....

Global Warming scientists? A few are still debating amongst themselves....

[changingshades]

Ahhhh. :)

then how do you know it's to you?

that's it, I'm leaving a steaming love letter on your lawn tonight when I watch you from that tree near your window

[Adam Witt]

coulda been, i guess. i did hear a "mmmrrrrraaaaaaaaooooowwwwwrrr" when it happened. of course, that could've been any number of people.

i should go ask mr. owl.

Ask EVS. He makes it plain that he knows everything, AND he's Favorite Board Creator.

this post sponsored by the republican party

[c. page]

Everytime I say anything about anyone from now on, I'm going to make it plain, parenthetically, that I don't agree with their politics.

you should. it's a wonderful way to go through life!

[Slewo.O]

The fuck....

Global Warming scientists? A few are still debating amongst themselves....

I think they'll make their decision towards the hypothesis being correct soon ;)

[Adam Witt]

The fuck....

Global Warming scientists? A few are still debating amongst themselves....

No, they're not. They're creating suspense.

[Mylazycat]

"Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there?

Because you're popular and, gosh darn it, people just like you.

[c. page]

Ask EVS. He makes it plain that he knows everything, AND he's Favorite Board Creator.

this post sponsored by the republican party

good point.

mr. EVS, who was it that grabbed my ass when adam hugged me?

also, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Oh, but he says such nice things about you. :(

Group hug is cancelled because EVS is a meany.

He's a victim of the underhanded motivations of others. Patrick is a fine fellow and a terrific artist, but he cannot be used as a pawn to discredit the spellbinding work I have done here.

[Slewo.O]

then how do you know it's to you?

that's it, I'm leaving a steaming love letter on your lawn tonight when I watch you from that tree near your window

Can I come?

[Adam Witt]

He's a victim of the underhanded motivations of others. Patrick is a fine fellow and a terrific artist, but he cannot be used as a pawn to discredit the spellbinding work I have done here.

You're right, sir.

I AM spellbound.

[bartleby]

This is clearly all part of Gail's master plan. First she gets Tom Beland suspended. Then Patrick Zircher quits. She's obviously getting rid of all the pro-Marvel creators and recreating the board in her own image.

[changingshades]

Because you're popular and, gosh darn it, people just like you.

Lying doesn't make you friends man

[Ethan Van Sciver]

You're right, sir.

I AM spellbound.

Thank you.

(I did a magicians hand movement there like Gob when I said that.)

[changingshades]

Can I come?

I don't know. Can you keep yourself fairly well hidden?

And Adam brings up an interesting question, can you put your friends and contacts on ignore?

[Mylazycat]

This is clearly all part of Gail's master plan. First she gets Tom Beland suspended. Then Patrick Zircher quits. She's obviously getting rid of all the pro-Marvel creators and recreating the board in her own image.

I think you're on to something here. I wonder who'll be next?

[Jason California]

There's no bait. He doesn't have to post here if he doesn't want to anymore. I don't need him here, inspiring several people to say, "Ha ha Patrick Zircher, you are quickly becoming my favorite board creator, far better than Ethan Van Sciver!" Why is it ME that always gets brought up there? If he was favorite board creator, than he'd also be preferred to Brubaker, Gail, Bendis, Maleev, any number of social outcasts who can draw or write, but MY FUCKING NAME always got mentioned.

So fuck you, Zircher! See you in hell!

;-)


You get brought up because you set the standard that other creators in the board are judged by Ethan. Duh.

[The Cable Guy]

You could be dumb. It's a hypothesis that will probably become a theory which will, with a consensus of Global Warming Scientists, become a proven and established fact. :lol:


That is the raddest quote I've ever heard. Do you mind if I use that?:lol:

[Ethan Van Sciver]

This is clearly all part of Gail's master plan. First she gets Tom Beland suspended. Then Patrick Zircher quits. She's obviously getting rid of all the pro-Marvel creators and recreating the board in her own image.

Why did Tom get suspended anyhow?

[Adam Witt]

I don't know. Can you keep yourself fairly well hidden?

And Adam brings up an interesting question, can you put your friends and contacts on ignore?

I think you can put everyone except mods on ignore.

Now back on ignore you go. :)

[c. page]

I think they'll make their decision towards the hypothesis being correct soon ;)

the hypothesis that you could be dumb? (you may want to re-read EVS' post, man...)

[changingshades]

I think you can put everyone except mods on ignore.

Now back on ignore you go. :)

If it wasn't my turn to be the big spoon tonight, I'd be hurt.

[Mylazycat]

Why did Tom get suspended anyhow?

After Gail took over the board, Tom tried to take over one thread at a time, posting in each thread that he was taking over the thread. It was hilarious. The MODs saw it as spamming.

[c. page]

Why did Tom get suspended anyhow?

for posting in bunches of threads about how he was taking over the board. he was high on medication, supposedly.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Lying doesn't make you friends man

Sure it does.

http://images.wikio.com/images/p/5a49/change-candidate-s-obama-kennedy-mirror-the-democrats-1980-convention-debacle.jpg

[Adam Witt]

If it wasn't my turn to be the big spoon tonight, I'd be hurt.

You'd be hurt regardless.

[Howlett]

And Adam brings up an interesting question, can you put your friends and contacts on ignore?

Yes. And if you take them back off, the friend request shows up again.

[Slewo.O]

If it wasn't my turn to be the big spoon tonight, I'd be hurt.

I don't think I want to ask why you'd be a big spoon.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

That is the raddest quote I've ever heard. Do you mind if I use that?:lol:

I get points on the back end. I am a gross point player in that quote and it's usage.

[Slewo.O]

the hypothesis that you could be dumb? (you may want to re-read EVS' post, man...)

Yes that's what I was referring to.

[greg donovan]

After Gail took over the board, Tom tried to take over one thread at a time, posting in each thread that he was taking over the thread. It was hilarious. The MODs saw it as spamming.

i too, saw it as hilarious.

[Slewo.O]

i too, saw it as hilarious.

I personally felt it was a bit of a pain after seeing it who knows how many times but yeah initially it was funny. Though wasn't he doped up on medication?

[Ethan Van Sciver]

That sounds like all American fun. I'm sad that it proved to be the destruction of Tom Beland.

[Mylazycat]

for posting in bunches of threads about how he was taking over the board. he was high on medication, supposedly.


I personally felt it was a bit of a pain after seeing it who knows how many times but yeah initially it was funny. Though wasn't he doped up on medication?

I like to think of it as him being high on life. ;)

[c. page]

That sounds like all American fun. I'm sad that it proved to be the destruction of Tom Beland.

well, temporary at least. he'll be back again someday, like frosty the snowman.

[Adam Witt]

I like to think of it as him being high on life. ;)

Just like James Brown was 'high on god' when he led several police cruisers on a chase through California and almost injured many, many people. :)

Not that I'm comparing the two!

[Ethan Van Sciver]

well, temporary at least. he'll be back again someday, like frosty the snowman.

But he was my f-f-friend!

[Mylazycat]

well, temporary at least. he'll be back again someday, like frosty the snowman.

If you read his blog, he's been through hell lately. It's pretty gut wrenching stuff, though he manages to write some of it in a comical way.

[c. page]

But he was my f-f-friend!

did you place a magic top hat on his head?

[Slewo.O]

well, temporary at least. he'll be back again someday, like frosty the snowman.

Just like James Brown was 'high on god' when he led several police cruisers on a chase through California and almost injured many, many people. :)

Not that I'm comparing the two!

:rofl:

[changingshades]

I don't think I want to ask why you'd be a big spoon.

don't you back out on me now. I need you to hold the ladder

[c. page]

If you read his blog, he's been through hell lately. It's pretty gut wrenching stuff, though he manages to write some of it in a comical way.

i know, and it sucks. but i have every faith that the man will come back from his temporary exile from the board in a good way.

[Mylazycat]

did you place a magic top hat on his head?

I think it was a Lincoln hat EVS bought off eBay.

[changingshades]

I like to think of it as him being high on life. ;)
he was.

High on life and paint solvents

just like Maya Angelou

[c. page]

I think it was a Lincoln hat EVS bought off eBay.

brain matter and all?

are you saying that tom beland is a zombie abe lincoln snowman?

[The Cable Guy]

I get points on the back end. I am a gross point player in that quote and it's usage.


Then I'll just use it on my ex-wife, thx.:cool:

[Slewo.O]

don't you back out on me now. I need you to hold the ladder
Only if you pay me.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

did you place a magic top hat on his head?

Yes, and I wear short shorts in the dead of winter too!

That cartoon sucked in so many god damn ways, but it still makes me cry when Jimmy Durante sings the Frosty theme slowly over a puddle of water that used to be a friendly snowman. The reflections of past good times with that big white fat ass, smiles and cheer...sniff.

Merry Christmas. :cry:

[Mylazycat]

brain matter and all?

are you saying that tom beland is a zombie abe lincoln snowman?

You'll have to wait to learn the truth in the new Johns/EVS mini series Zombie Abe Lincoln Snowman.

[changingshades]

Only if you pay me.

I can pay you in nudy pics of Adam and Chris. I have thousands of them

[Slewo.O]

I can pay you in nudy pics of Adam and Chris. I have thousands of them

Eh I guess I could sell them on Ebay.

[Mylazycat]

Yes, and I wear short shorts in the dead of winter too!

That cartoon sucked in so many god damn ways, but it still makes me cry when Jimmy Durante sings the Frosty theme slowly over a puddle of water that used to be a friendly snowman. The reflections of past good times with that big white fat ass, smiles and cheer...sniff.

Merry Christmas. :cry:

:rofl:

[c. page]

Yes, and I wear short shorts in the dead of winter too!

That cartoon sucked in so many god damn ways, but it still makes me cry when Jimmy Durante sings the Frosty theme slowly over a puddle of water that used to be a friendly snowman. The reflections of past good times with that big white fat ass, smiles and cheer...sniff.

Merry Christmas. :cry:

did you name beland "oatmeal?"

yeah, that was always the least of the christmas offerings. i was always partial to "nestor the long eared donkey" for my sad christmas stories.

rudolph was good too, if only to show santa claus as a mean prick.

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Eh I guess I could sell them on Ebay.

enjoy that nickel. they're all over the internet already.

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You'll have to wait to learn the truth in the new Johns/EVS mini series Zombie Abe Lincoln Snowman.

will it have covers by tom beland?

[Slewo.O]

enjoy that nickel. they're all over the internet already.
I guess I'll make this my charitable act of the year.

[Mylazycat]

will it have covers by tom beland?

Yes, with a foreword by Gail Simone.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

did you name beland "oatmeal?"

yeah, that was always the least of the christmas offerings. i was always partial to "nestor the long eared donkey" for my sad christmas stories.

rudolph was good too, if only to show santa claus as a mean prick.

And Donner is a sexist asshole. But yeah, why is Santa such a bastard in that cartoon? What end storywise does that serve, his blatant hostility towards his hardworking, gay elves? You could have just as easily filled that moment with Santa appreciating his slaves rather than chastising and ignoring them.

[Slewo.O]

And Donner is a sexist asshole. But yeah, why is Santa such a bastard in that cartoon? What end storywise does that serve, his blatant hostility towards his hardworking, gay elves? You could have just as easily filled that moment with Santa appreciating his slaves rather than chastising and ignoring them.

:lol: I'm going to be watching those christmas specials in a different light.

[Mylazycat]

:lol: I'm going to be watching those christmas specials in a different light.

*waits for standard "EVS raped my childhood" post*

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And Donner is a sexist asshole. But yeah, why is Santa such a bastard in that cartoon? What end storywise does that serve, his blatant hostility towards his hardworking, gay elves? You could have just as easily filled that moment with Santa appreciating his slaves rather than chastising and ignoring them.

it was a bit unsettling to watch as i got older. plus, the whole bit with the abominable snowman. i mean, they ripped out the thing's teeth, effectively leaving it unable to defend itself or properly eat food, then enslaved it to build their christmas tree.

plus the whole thing with the island of misfit toys being run by some strange winged lion thing. was he a toy, or just some bastard who took over the fucked up toys?

seriously, though, nestor the long-eared donkey? sad damn story. i mean it has its turnaround near the end, but man is it depressing up til then. it's like the "dancer in the dark" of christmas specials.

[Slewo.O]

*waits for standard "EVS raped my childhood" post*

It was very terrifying. Well it would be if I was still in my childhood days.