Well I had an interesting night.

[Slewo.O]

My uncle and I went to see Swing Vote and enjoyed the movie (no spoilers here folks!). We were going back home and stopped by the gas station down the street to fill the tank.

An SUV passed by with a bunch of teenage (maybe 16-20) and they started screaming and flashed me and my uncle, neither of us were paying too much attention so we didn't get a good look.

I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

[Jason California]

You should have made a poll.

[Slewo.O]

You should have made a poll.

For what?

[SgtPepper]

My uncle and I went to see Swing Vote and enjoyed the movie (no spoilers here folks!). We were going back home and stopped by the gas station down the street to fill the tank.

An SUV passed by with a bunch of teenage (maybe 16-20) and they started screaming and flashed me and my uncle, neither of us were paying too much attention so we didn't get a good look.

I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

Lucky bastard.

After I saw Swing Vote all I got was long conversation with my friend about how fucked up our life is. Oh, and comic books and music. Those too.

[Jason California]

For what?


On this.




I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

[ZombieSpeedball]

For what?

A pole for sexing the teenagers, of course.

[Slewo.O]

On this.

Shit you're right. I'm just going to have to ask you all to give verbal votes.

[jason hissong]

I vote no.

[Foolish Mortal]

I got flashed by a street walker one time. Unfortunately she was very, very unattractive. :nonono2:

[gibbEy]

At a minimum, it gets you in the group of "dudes who've been flashed by young people after seeing swing vote"


:)

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

My uncle and I went to see Swing Vote and enjoyed the movie (no spoilers here folks!). We were going back home and stopped by the gas station down the street to fill the tank.

An SUV passed by with a bunch of teenage (maybe 16-20) and they started screaming and flashed me and my uncle, neither of us were paying too much attention so we didn't get a good look.

I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

Eh, I've had weirder stuff happen to me.

[Slewo.O]

I vote no.
Who died and made you Elvis? :mad:

[Jerome Gibbons]

I vote no.

Yeah, that seems pretty tame.

[gibbEy]

Eh, I've had weirder stuff happen to me.

Story???? :)

[Slewo.O]

Yeah, that seems pretty tame.

Well I'm sorry I can't have a life as exciting as Keith. P. For my age group I'd say this fits as crazy. Now if I were 18 and above I'd say this would be weak and that I could do better. :lol:

[Albert]

My uncle and I went to see Swing Vote and enjoyed the movie (no spoilers here folks!). We were going back home and stopped by the gas station down the street to fill the tank.

An SUV passed by with a bunch of teenage (maybe 16-20) and they started screaming and flashed me and my uncle, neither of us were paying too much attention so we didn't get a good look.

I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

Guys or girls?

[jason hissong]

Who died and made you Elvis? :mad:

You asked for a vote, I gave a vote.

[gibbEy]

Well I'm sorry I can't have a life as exciting as Keith. P. For my age group I'd say this fits as crazy. Now if I were 18 and above I'd say this would be weak and that I could do better. :lol:

I don't think anybody has a life that exciting :)

[Slewo.O]

Guys or girls?

What do you think? Then again you would know wouldn't you? :)

[SgtPepper]

Who died and made you Elvis? :mad:

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/musicimages/elvis_presley_on_stage.jpg

[Slewo.O]

I don't think anybody has a life that exciting :)

That's why none of us can ever achieve the level of perfection he has.

[Albert]

What do you think? Then again you would know wouldn't you? :)

You still haven't specified. Did they flash you wang?

[gibbEy]

That's why none of us can ever achieve the level of perfection he has.

*throws a bottle of green tea at you!*


haha :)

[SgtPepper]

Well I'm sorry I can't have a life as exciting as Keith. P. For my age group I'd say this fits as crazy. Now if I were 18 and above I'd say this would be weak and that I could do better. :lol:

It's fairly tame. Although it's a somewhat interesting anecdote.
I had something similar happen to me. I was walking to a friend home and all of a sudden this van pulled along side us and four or five guys mooned us.

Apparently this had happened on previous occasions to my friend.

[NathanDetroit]

have you ever been propositioned by a nasty fucking hooker at 11:30 in the morning? that was weird. i was on my way to the post office, of all places and not the the state of mind for bad sex and syphilis.

[Slewo.O]

You still haven't specified. Did they flash you wang?

I meant girls, if they were boys I'd be crying bloody murder.

[Slewo.O]

have you ever been propositioned by a nasty fucking hooker at 11:30 in the morning? that was weird. i was on my way to the post office, of all places and not the the state of mind for bad sex and syphilis.

Well I hope not. That's the last thing I want on my mind.

[MagicGamer]

I vote no.

[Maxwell]

Not that interesting. Sorry. :razz:

[Slewo.O]

Not that interesting. Sorry. :razz:

You're only saying that cause you're jealous. :lol:

[Jerome Gibbons]

Well I'm sorry I can't have a life as exciting as Keith. P. For my age group I'd say this fits as crazy. Now if I were 18 and above I'd say this would be weak and that I could do better. :lol:

You're how old? Sixteen, I think?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Nope.

[Albert]

It would be way more interesting if they were dudes. You should have quit while it was still ambiguous.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

You're how old? Sixteen, I think?

Yep. And even for that old...

[Slewo.O]

You're how old? Sixteen, I think?

Yep.

[SgtPepper]

You're only saying that cause you're jealous. :lol:

You forget his date with quizzical Joan, the meta-physical scientist.

[gibbEy]

Yep.

Guys...when i was 16....get a few pairs flashed at me was fuggin' awesome....it's all relative.

[Slewo.O]

It would be way more interesting if they were dudes. You should have quit while it was still ambiguous.

:roll: Well I'm sorry I can't satisfy your need to make my life sound like a kinky porno.

[I AM GROOT!]

Sorry about flashing you. It's Saturday night, and we're young, so what do you expect?

P.S. My one friend can't drive the SUV worth crap.

[Slewo.O]

You forget his date with quizzical Joan, the meta-physical scientist.

Imaginary friends don't count as an experience in your teenage years.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Yep.

You're pretty ripe, boyo. Go out. Live life. You only get one.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Guys...when i was 16....get a few pairs flashed at me was fuggin' awesome....it's all relative.

Nah that was living in a college town on the weekends. And now in the days of Girls Gone Wild it's just kinda sad.

[Albert]

:roll: Well I'm sorry I can't satisfy your need to make my life sound like a kinky porno.

Man bites dog, OF. An SUV full of girls flashing their breasts is not news. An SUV full of dudes flashing their wangs, now that's a story. You never read about a plane that didn't crash.

[Slewo.O]

You're pretty ripe, boyo. Go out. Live life. You only get one.
.....Thanks.

[Slewo.O]

Man bites dog, OF. An SUV full of girls flashing their breasts is not news. An SUV full of dudes flashing their wangs, now that's a story. You never read about a plane that did not crash.

Well I didn't know you guys wanted something new! Maybe you should've told beforehand with your telepathy.

[Matt O'Keefe]

That sounds like every weekend night for a teenager. And a boring one at that.

[Slewo.O]

That sounds like every weekend night for a teenager.

:roll: Not where I live.

[SgtPepper]

Imaginary friends don't count as an experience in your teenage years.

http://www.bigbandproductions.com/images/paul_mccartney.jpg

Paul McCartney disagrees with you.

[gibbEy]

Sorry about flashing you. It's Saturday night, and we're young, so what do you expect?

P.S. My one friend can't drive the SUV worth crap.

haha ...awesome :)

[Matt O'Keefe]

:roll: Not where I live.

For a Midwest suburb? That's pretty damn normal.

[Slewo.O]

http://www.bigbandproductions.com/images/paul_mccartney.jpg

Paul McCartney disagrees with you.

Well this is America not bloody England, so different strokes for different folks.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Now I'm tempted to start a "Crazy things that you did or had happen to you when you were sixteen" thread.

[Slewo.O]

For a Midwest suburb? That's pretty damn normal.

Well this is news to me.

[Slewo.O]

Now I'm tempted to start a "Crazy things that you did or had happen to you when you were sixteen" thread.

Do it, you have my blessing Pablo. :thumb:

[SgtPepper]

Well this is America not bloody England, so different strokes for different folks.

http://selloutmusic.com/spinsouth/squire_b2a.jpg

Like this?



http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QIPH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

or this?

[Albert]

Crazy stuff when I was 16? Between student council, academic decathlon, literary magazine, National Honors Society, Sentinel Ambassadors (our mascot was the Sentinel, we gave tours of the school) and varsity tennis, where do you want me to START?

[Slewo.O]

http://selloutmusic.com/spinsouth/squire_b2a.jpg

Like this?



http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QIPH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

or this?

Top one.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Crazy stuff when I was 16? Between student council, academic decathlon, literary magazine, National Honors Society, Sentinel Ambassadors (our mascot was the Sentinel, we gave tours of the school) and varsity tennis, where do you want me to START?

Your homosexual experimentation.

[Albert]

Your homosexual experimentation.

Everyone knows 15 is the age for homosexual experimentation.

[SgtPepper]

Top one.

Hmm, warmed-over Zeppelin riffs over Television/Velvet Underground wannabes.

I like the cut of your jib.

[Slewo.O]

Your homosexual experimentation.

:rofl: I agree we need to hear about this.

[Albert]

Hmm, warmed-over Zeppelin riffs over Television/Velvet Underground wannabes.

I like the cut of your jib.

Omega has no idea what any of those words mean.

[Slewo.O]

Everyone knows 15 is the age for homosexual experimentation.

Really? I didn't know that and neither apparently did any of the people my age.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Omega has no idea what any of those words mean.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/GIFs/happyrim.gif

[Albert]

Really? I didn't know that and neither apparently did any of the people my age.

For you it wasn't merely an "experiment."

[Slewo.O]

Omega has no idea what any of those words mean.

Honey what did I tell you about patronizing me in public?

[Slewo.O]

For you it wasn't merely an "experiment."

Well uh um...... Meanie Head! :mad: It wasn't one for you either.

[SgtPepper]

Is this thread officially considered de-railed?

[Albert]

Well uh um...... Meanie Head! :mad: It wasn't one for you either.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4990/hugxt0.jpg

[Slewo.O]

Is this thread officially considered de-railed?

I would guess so.

[Jerome Gibbons]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4990/hugxt0.jpg
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif


Sex with a minor.

[Albert]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif


Sex with a minor.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/FMGPoster.jpg

[Slewo.O]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif


Sex with a minor.

That's Albert for ya.

[Jerome Gibbons]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/FMGPoster.jpg

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/creepy15.gif

[SgtPepper]

Well uh um...... Machine Head! :mad: It wasn't one for you either.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KHB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

fixed

[HoneyDippinDan]

My uncle and I went to see Swing Vote and enjoyed the movie (no spoilers here folks!). We were going back home and stopped by the gas station down the street to fill the tank.

An SUV passed by with a bunch of teenage (maybe 16-20) and they started screaming and flashed me and my uncle, neither of us were paying too much attention so we didn't get a good look.

I'd say this gets me into the exclusive club for people in the BenBo who have weird experiences eh?

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8621/chrishansendatelinenbcpf1.jpg

[Jerome Gibbons]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8621/chrishansendatelinenbcpf1.jpg

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/member.php?u=2129

[Slewo.O]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8621/chrishansendatelinenbcpf1.jpg

:rofl: Do you have any stories of this nature to tell us about Dan?

[Slewo.O]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/creepy15.gif

Indeed.

[markgrayson]

I have read the first post a few times, and I fail to see how this is weird. This is awesome. Also, where was this at? I'll have to make sure it, um, exists.

[SgtPepper]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Slewo.O]

This thread is useless without pics.

I'd be banned if I did. :(

[HoneyDippinDan]

This thread is useless without pics.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8621/chrishansendatelinenbcpf1.jpg

[Jerome Gibbons]

This thread is useless without pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/GIFs/Valery_Frustration_animated.gif

[SgtPepper]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8621/chrishansendatelinenbcpf1.jpg

To be fair he said the age range was 16-20, and I'm only 19, so it's somewhat alright.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/GIFs/Valery_Frustration_animated.gif

Pablo, you're my hero. :lol:

[HoneyDippinDan]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/455/streetlampye3.gif

[Jerome Gibbons]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/455/streetlampye3.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/Motivational/lamp1210287221152.jpg

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Story???? :)

Just off the top of my head I was once followed around by a homeless guy dressed like a monkey asking for change.

[Jonathan Callan]

At a minimum, it gets you in the group of "dudes who've been flashed by young people after seeing swing vote"


:)

No. We had a vote and decided not to include him. He didn't get a good look.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Guys...when i was 16....get a few pairs flashed at me was fuggin' awesome....it's all relative.

Really?

Guess I should be glad my school had Mardi Gras day then.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Really?

Guess I should be glad my school had Mardi Gras day then.

I take it a lot of teachers at your school went to jail.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

I take it a lot of teachers at your school went to jail.

Surprisingly none to my knowledge.

[HoneyDippinDan]

:rofl: Do you have any stories of this nature to tell us about Dan?

I did have a bit of a scare a couple years ago.

I was camping with some friends and a friend of a friend shows up with a three girls. The night goes on, and there is much partying and drinking being done. The girls get really friendly and making out sessions begin. I, being my usual quiet, shy self, am behaving myself when one of the girls asks if I'll sit with her by the fire. I sit down next to her and she immediately leans up against me, gets right in my face and starts making out with me. All of 30 seconds into our make out session, she puts her hand down the front of my shorts. I figure, why the hell not, it had been a while since I had gotten laid and so I point out my tent to her.

[Insert porno music here]

Afterwords, we're cuddling and she mentions how late it is and she can't believe she is still up, especially since she has to be up early to run into the next town and register for school in the morning. Then I think to myself "There's no college in town.................OH FUCK!!!"

:scared:

I was a bit paranoid the next day until a friend of mine explained that she was 18 and had to retake a grade in high school. I was like "awesome, she's not underage, just stupid."

:)

[Brad N.]

I love ya, man, but that's pretty tame and normal these days. Do you live in a rural area? Not to be a dick, but some of my tamer stories from my younger days are crazier than that. :)

But hey, at least you ALMOST saw boobs, right?

[lonesomefool]

I have never been flashed, but yeah, I have had douchebags that age yell stuff as they drive by. Only once or twice and they were doing it to everybody, but it pissed me off since I was in a clearly marked company van and couldnt flick them off or anything.

I dont know why they do it, I guess they need to bring attention to themselves and having sex with random people in clubs or smoking pot and drinking too much or just being a general fuck-up in life doesnt get you enough.

[Jonathan Callan]

I have never been flashed, but yeah, I have had douchebags that age yell stuff as they drive by. Only once or twice and they were doing it to everybody, but it pissed me off since I was in a clearly marked company van and couldnt flick them off or anything.

I dont know why they do it, I guess they need to bring attention to themselves and having sex with random people in clubs or smoking pot and drinking too much or just being a general fuck-up in life doesnt get you enough.

You and Ashwin should be BFFs.

[lonesomefool]

You and Ashwin should be BFFs.

No, I dont HATE all teens. I get why they do what they do, but I do hate the living piss out of the stoner, lazy, "I'm looking for my spot in the world" 20-somethings who bitch about cost of rent, but somehow have money to go get fucked up some club playing shitty techno and rap music. Those I hate.

I dont hate teens or 20 somethings as a whole, I just hate the lazy, fuck-ups.

[Ashwin Pande]

No, I dont HATE all teens. I get why they do what they do, but I do hate the living piss out of the stoner, lazy, "I'm looking for my spot in the world" 20-somethings who bitch about cost of rent, but somehow have money to go get fucked up some club playing shitty techno and rap music. Those I hate.

I dont hate teens or 20 somethings as a whole, I just hate the lazy, fuck-ups.

Fuck that noise.

Let's beat the shit out of them.

You and me.

With sticks!!

POINTED sticks!

[Slewo.O]

I love ya, man, but that's pretty tame and normal these days. Do you live in a rural area? Not to be a dick, but some of my tamer stories from my younger days are crazier than that. :)

But hey, at least you ALMOST saw boobs, right?

I live in the suburbs. I almost never see this sort of shit happen.

And I did see boobs I just didn't take a close enough look.

[Slewo.O]

Fuck that noise.

Let's beat the shit out of them.

You and me.

With sticks!!

POINTED sticks!

Where I come from we call that assault. ;)

[Ashwin Pande]

Crazy naked old woman walking aimlessly down the street.

Skinny emaciated breasts drooping down to her waist.

Just staring into the middle distance and walking down the street.

Everyday.

I seen that.

[Jonathan Callan]

Crazy naked old woman walking aimlessly down the street.

Skinny emaciated breasts drooping down to her waist.

Just staring into the middle distance and walking down the street.

Everyday.

I seen that.

I really do see why you hate the world.

[Slewo.O]

Crazy naked old woman walking aimlessly down the street.

Skinny emaciated breasts drooping down to her waist.

Just staring into the middle distance and walking down the street.

Everyday.

I seen that.

Yeah thanks for putting that image in my head.......dirtbag. :no:

[Jonathan Callan]

Yeah thanks for putting that image in my head.......dirtbag. :no:

:rofl: The true brilliance of this post is the clever reversal! You think you're thanking him, but then after seven elipses you call him a dirt bag! Genius!

[Slewo.O]

:rofl: The true brilliance of this post is the clever reversal! You think you're thanking him, but then after seven elipses you call him a dirt bag! Genius!

Yep

[JimboX]

Crazy stuff when I was 16? Between student council, academic decathlon, literary magazine, National Honors Society, Sentinel Ambassadors (our mascot was the Sentinel, we gave tours of the school) and varsity tennis, where do you want me to START?

Awesome!!!!
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel_200/sentinel4_200.jpg

Our mascot was a stupid "Bearcat". What the hell is a Bearcat anyways?!?

[bradical]

i vote nope. even at 16, this should be more an everyday experience than an unusual one.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Awesome!!!!
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel_200/sentinel4_200.jpg

Our mascot was a stupid "Bearcat". What the hell is a Bearcat anyways?!?

A genetic abomination.

[Taxman]

If I am not mistaken, this is the first thread ever to combine "interesting evening" and tea totaling.

Also, the poll should have had a third option. I agree with neither supposition.

[Susan BANthony]

I had a guy in a dress and black lipstick spray beer on me. That was my night.

[c. page]

I had a guy in a dress and black lipstick spray beer on me. That was my night.

did you beat his ass, or were you expecting him to spray beer on you?