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Evan the Shaggy
08-07-2008, 09:43 AM
STOP HIM! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! He's GOT MY PEN!

Gordon Chumway
08-07-2008, 09:43 AM
Teller's not supposed to talk.

Ben
08-07-2008, 09:54 AM
Sausages

Evan the Shaggy
08-07-2008, 09:58 AM
Sausages

We are all sausages.

Patrick J
08-07-2008, 10:54 AM
I just don't want to be alone tonight...

But I do wanna be alone when I get up in the morning if you catch my drift.

TheChronoTrigger
08-07-2008, 12:44 PM
People think I've got the power, 'cause I got the monkeys. Nope! I got the power, 'cause I'll let the monkeys loose. They don't understand... They goddamn don't understand that, and they goddamn don't understand me. But that's OK. 'Cause people, they understands monkeys.

Kurt Russell Crowe
08-07-2008, 01:06 PM
the pen is mightier

gibbEy
08-07-2008, 01:08 PM
My pen!

gibbEy
08-07-2008, 01:09 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/a/d/fadd6ae9175007a98281ffe506cd7874.jpg

GelfXIII
08-07-2008, 01:10 PM
the pen is mightier

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Ball-peen_hammer_380mm.JPG

Jew Mafia
08-07-2008, 01:11 PM
Slipped my mind

Michael Blacklist
08-07-2008, 01:12 PM
Are you there? It sounds like the phone's just dangling.

Ben
08-07-2008, 01:14 PM
I was once the waiter with hands.... until they day we got... THE SPAGHETTI GRINDER!!

Jew Mafia
08-07-2008, 01:14 PM
I think he's saying i'm a mother hen

shoelaceless
08-07-2008, 01:30 PM
I had the pear dream again.

FredC
08-07-2008, 01:37 PM
HEY! There's a spider on your back!

Patrick J
08-07-2008, 01:45 PM
I saw a guy... who leaks...

Akira
08-07-2008, 01:48 PM
Girlie Drink Drunk!

Mattman
08-07-2008, 01:53 PM
I'm the guy with a good attitude towards menstruation.

chrisfasowned
08-07-2008, 01:54 PM
My mom says that if there's a depression, that I'll have to enter a dance marathon.

Mattman
08-07-2008, 01:55 PM
If I can't keep Mr. Stevenson, I'll hold my breath until I turn gay!!

Drew
08-07-2008, 03:36 PM
This is my sister...JERRY SIZZLER!

Mattman
08-07-2008, 03:40 PM
Jerry!!!!!!!

shoelaceless
08-07-2008, 04:02 PM
But first... the whores!

simon trent
08-07-2008, 04:31 PM
27 rings.....

Mattman
08-07-2008, 04:33 PM
29 Helens agree -- Promptness is important.

David Aspmo
08-07-2008, 04:46 PM
The moon laughs, knowingly
The moon laughs
The moon
The

shoelaceless
08-07-2008, 05:05 PM
No one must know my horrible secret.

Mattman
08-07-2008, 05:10 PM
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for causing all that cancer.

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-07-2008, 05:12 PM
I have to go, I'm in a bike race!

Jew Mafia
08-07-2008, 05:25 PM
He's hip, he's cool, he's....45!

RebootedCorpse
08-07-2008, 05:26 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/3/a/83a82de964e2375052be009199ba738e.jpg

David Aspmo
08-07-2008, 05:31 PM
No one wants to die.

Like that guy died.

Die, die... die, die.
Die, die... die, die.

Worms eating your... eyes!

shoelaceless
08-07-2008, 10:45 PM
When I saw this thread, I darn near puked!

Patch
08-07-2008, 10:56 PM
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WillieLee
08-07-2008, 11:37 PM
I'm the Cinncinnati Kid.

Evan the Shaggy
08-08-2008, 04:31 AM
OOooooOOOOO Who's gonna get a thousand dollars? Someone's gonna get a thousand dollars. Could be you or it could be you cauuussseee someone's gonna get a thousand dollars. You're gonna get a thousand dollars!

Rafiennes
08-08-2008, 04:33 AM
How the hell was I supposed to know he'd been a hostage?!
If I had my mouth taped for 72 hours, I'd mention it!!!

shoelaceless
11-07-2008, 11:58 PM
I didn't have a piece of fresh fruit until I was 21. And it was a lime.

Supreme Convoy
11-08-2008, 12:18 AM
the pen is mightier

Penis mightier?

shoelaceless
02-07-2009, 12:47 AM
If I was stranded on a desert island and could only have one book, one record, and one person with me...I would probably die of exposure.