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GelfXIII
07-29-2008, 04:43 PM
No, really. I'm sick of TP. Someone needs to figure out the 3 shells, and quick!

joespam
07-29-2008, 04:56 PM
Stallone explained it in an interview on aintitcoolnews a few years back:


OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what's left with the third. You asked for it... Be careful what you ask for, sorry.

NathanDetroit
07-29-2008, 05:26 PM
and you're supposed to use the same shells that someone else just used?

the future sucks.

JesterPepper?
07-29-2008, 05:28 PM
What movie is this?

EDIT: Demolition Man. Thanks, Google.

Josh V
07-29-2008, 05:28 PM
and you're supposed to use the same shells that someone else just used?

the future sucks.

Ok, so somehow kissing wasn't allowed because of bodily fluids being the downfall of society, but this is ok? Really?! Man I really am hoping Dennis Leary somehow comes out and rules the world now.

shoelaceless
07-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Hermit crabs in three glass shells?

GelfXIII
07-29-2008, 05:44 PM
All's I know is that I ran out of TP and was bellowing for my wife to bring me some for about 20 minutes (turns out she was out on the porch), so one of you brainiacs better get on the stick (;)) and work out the shell thing. and I'm not re-using someone else's shells!

Kingsumo
07-29-2008, 06:18 PM
There is always the Bidet

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/rc-bidet.jpg

Remote controlled even

The Hodag
07-29-2008, 06:18 PM
"You are a savage creature John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now!"

Surprisingly watchable flick.

The Hodag
07-29-2008, 06:20 PM
Stallone explained it in an interview on aintitcoolnews a few years back:

I'm gonna assume the writer was fuckin' with Stallone and the real answer involves focused, low-level microwave emissions...delivered via shell-like devices. :lol:

Kingsumo
07-29-2008, 06:22 PM
I'm gonna assume the writer was fuckin' with Stallone and the real answer involves focused, low-level microwave emissions...delivered via shell-like devices. :lol:

That is actually a good theory.

Or pressurized water. ;-)

The Hodag
07-29-2008, 06:31 PM
That is actually a good theory.

Thanks. I wrote a scholarly paper on the topic in college.

Kingsumo
07-29-2008, 06:35 PM
Thanks. I wrote a scholarly paper on the topic in college.

Low level microwave emissions, or three shells?

Either is actually pretty cool :)