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Akira
07-09-2008, 10:52 AM
You know why? It was out of respect.

FredC
07-09-2008, 10:53 AM
Your mother sounds like quite an intimidating character.

bartleby
07-09-2008, 10:53 AM
That's weird. The same thing happened to the guy in GOODFELLAS.

Akira
07-09-2008, 10:54 AM
Your mother sounds like quite an intimidating character.

It was a glorious time. The wise guys were all over the place.

Akira
07-09-2008, 10:55 AM
That's weird. The same thing happened to the guy in GOODFELLAS.

Congratulations! Ya busted ya cherry!

Sean Jackson
07-09-2008, 10:55 AM
You know why? It was out of respect.

I thought it was because she was giving hand jobs for a quarter.




I keed, I keed...

It was actually a dime.

JoeE
07-09-2008, 10:55 AM
one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and the guy's sayin' "whaddaya want from me?"

Akira
07-09-2008, 10:57 AM
I thought it was because she was giving hand jobs for a quarter.




I keed, I keed...

It was actually a dime.

You really are a funny guy!


one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and the guy's sayin' "whaddaya want from me?"

That guy look like anyone we know?

Akira
07-09-2008, 11:57 AM
...now go home and get your fucking shinebox!

Jim T.
07-09-2008, 12:07 PM
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck

Akira
07-09-2008, 01:07 PM
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck

Why don't you go fuck yourself Tommy?

RickLM
07-09-2008, 01:09 PM
Why don't you go fuck yourself Tommy?


You gonna take that from him?

Jim T.
07-09-2008, 01:11 PM
You gonna take that from him?

Whoa! I don't believe what I'm hearing. This kid's got a lotta fuckin' balls! Hey Spider, this is for you. That's the way. You don't take no shit from nobody.

Akira
07-09-2008, 01:27 PM
Whoa! I don't believe what I'm hearing. This kid's got a lotta fuckin' balls! Hey Spider, this is for you. That's the way. You don't take no shit from nobody.

*BANG!!!*

Lyfeforce
07-09-2008, 01:35 PM
Your mother sounds like quite an intimidating character.

I was >this close< to saying "no, she's actually a really nice lady" before I realized what this really was.

*checks the skyline out of the front door, decides to go shopping*

Akira
07-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Are you fucking crazy Karen!?!?! Are you crazy!!? I don't have enough to worry about--getting wacked in the streets, I gotta fucking come home, TO THIS?!?!

I should fucking kill you!

Akira
07-10-2008, 04:54 AM
*instrumental break from Layla*

Jim T.
07-10-2008, 05:08 AM
I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook

Akira
07-10-2008, 05:14 AM
I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook

I ordered pasta and you know what I got? Macaroni and ketchup.

SteveZegers
07-10-2008, 05:20 AM
No, you insulted him a little bit.

Akira
07-10-2008, 05:23 AM
No, you insulted him a little bit.

No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk.

SteveZegers
07-10-2008, 05:25 AM
I do, every night. Then I'm free. I love you! I want to be with you.

Akira
07-10-2008, 05:27 AM
He's my husband! Get your own damn man!!!!!:-x

SteveZegers
07-10-2008, 05:29 AM
Say hello to those blow job hacks!

Jim T.
07-10-2008, 05:36 AM
It's 5 o'clock in the morning! What kind of people are these?

DAVE
07-10-2008, 05:56 AM
"So, my daughter tells me you're half Jewish, Henry."

"Just the good half."

DAVE
07-10-2008, 05:59 AM
"Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? Fuck you, pay me."

DAVE
07-10-2008, 06:00 AM
He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."

jaydub
07-10-2008, 06:36 AM
Now go get your shinebox you fuckin' mutt!!!

Akira
07-10-2008, 06:50 AM
He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."

-What do you got to say now tough guy?

-You're still here? BING, BOW, BANG!

DAVE
07-10-2008, 06:51 AM
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Akira
07-10-2008, 07:31 AM
-Here's a leg.

-Here's a wing. What do you want Henry? The leg or the wing?

DAVE
07-10-2008, 07:35 AM
-Here's a leg.

-Here's a wing. What do you want Henry? The leg or the wing?

*Bllllaaaarggggggarf!*

Akira
07-10-2008, 07:35 AM
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

You'd probably do better with Manichevitz but it would look funny on my table.

Akira
08-12-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm working 12+ hours today. The system I need to access to do my job is slower than molassas uphill in January. But it's all good, cause I also am watching this movie.

Jim T.
08-13-2008, 04:16 AM
Nice to meet ya, Hendry.

H�rst_de_W�rst
08-13-2008, 04:25 AM
tommy: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Hendry: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Hendry:...... Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.


Nice one Jim T Hendry hahahaha

Mr. E!
08-13-2008, 04:31 AM
He's gone. And there's nothing we could do about it.

H�rst_de_W�rst
08-13-2008, 04:36 AM
You think you're the only one? I talk to them a million times. They don't listen...What could I do? If there was something I could do, don't you think I would do it?...Tommy's a bad kid. He's a bad seed. What am I supposed to do, shoot him?

Akira
08-13-2008, 04:39 AM
You think you're the only one? I talk to them a million times. They don't listen...What could I do? If there was something I could do, don't you think I would do it?...Tommy's a bad kid. He's a bad seed. What am I supposed to do, shoot him?

That wouldn't be such a bad idea...

H�rst_de_W�rst
08-13-2008, 04:42 AM
That wouldn't be such a bad idea...

Paul Cicero aka Paul Vario throws Akira a serious look.


You are going to have to become a lamist now.

danlomb
08-13-2008, 04:57 AM
"He hasn't been able to digest a decent meal in six weeks!"

Jim T.
08-13-2008, 05:00 AM
tommy: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Hendry: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Hendry:...... Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.


Nice one Jim T Hendry hahahaha

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