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SgtPepper
07-07-2008, 09:03 AM
http://knork.net/

Generic Poster
07-07-2008, 09:15 AM
http://knork.net/

If the knork is so fucking great at cutting, why does the website also sell steak knives?

Ambrose Chase
07-07-2008, 09:17 AM
thats going to leave you a pretty badass Heath Ledger's Joker-like scar on your mouth.

nick maynard
07-07-2008, 09:18 AM
thats going to leave you a pretty badass Heath Ledger's Joker-like scar on your mouth.

thats what i was thinking too.

Buk Was Right
07-07-2008, 09:20 AM
It's no knife-wrench...

Ambrose Chase
07-07-2008, 09:24 AM
It's no knife-wrench...

http://knifewrench.ytmnd.com/

Buk Was Right
07-07-2008, 09:33 AM
http://knifewrench.ytmnd.com/

Bookmarked for future use!

Boris the Blade
07-07-2008, 09:37 AM
A KNORK? A KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTygajaWaR0

Sue'd.

Maxwell
07-07-2008, 09:38 AM
Now if they could only work a spoon in there somehow...

Boris the Blade
07-07-2008, 09:41 AM
Now if they could only work a spoon in there somehow...
Just a spork with sharpened sides.

Professor Oreo
07-07-2008, 09:56 AM
Wow I had this idea years ago (actaually for a spork version) and my friends told me I was retard. Now seeing it realized I think that they were right... The problem with cutting anything thick like a steak is that you need another utensil to anchor the thing your cutting so you'll still end up using more than one utensil anyway. But it's nice to know that I'm not alone in my insanity. ;)

Ambrose Chase
07-07-2008, 09:57 AM
Just a spork with sharpened sides.

Boris the Visionary is more like it.

Boris the Blade
07-07-2008, 10:08 AM
I HATE USING TWO HANDS WHILE EATING.

Who has that much energy?

Buk Was Right
07-07-2008, 10:18 AM
I HATE USING TWO HANDS WHILE EATING.

Who has that much energy?

Exactly!

I need the other hand for the remote!

changingshades
07-07-2008, 01:41 PM
this could not possibly end badly

at all

MAK15
07-07-2008, 01:47 PM
so basically it functions as a really sharp fork.
brilliant.
I don't know who invented this, but I wish I could go back in time and force his granparents to simultaneously abort for this insult.

TheKraken
07-07-2008, 01:48 PM
I am glad each set comes with a place knife. I will need that to not cut anything with.