I need your help. (adult)

[Keith P.]

Ok, I need to come up with a simple and succint phrase for the following situation.

Like, lets say you are having the buttseks with a condom, and the pitcher orgasms, takes off the condom, and tries to stick his wang back in. I need to come up with a witty euphemism for this.

No, this did not happen to me, but a friend. Yes, a friend, not a friend as in me, someone I know.

[Bryan H]

A greasy irishman. Reminds me of when Groundskeeper Willie greased himself up to go into the air ducts after Santa's Little Helper.

[Albert]

A greasy irishman. Reminds me of when Groundskeeper Willie greased himself up to go into the air ducts after Santa's Little Helper.

Groundskeeper Willie is Scottish.

[Keith P.]

A greasy irishman. Reminds me of when Groundskeeper Willie greased himself up to go into the air ducts after Santa's Little Helper.

Willy is scottish.

[DaGetHighKnight]

The ol' "Dick Slip" rolls right off the tounge. Ive been guilty of this but with pussy

[Bryan H]

You're right, he is Scottish. I'm dumb.

[MAK15]

since you're referring to him as the pitcher, why not call it a 'second inning'?

[Thommy Melanson]

A Screech.

You reach your peak with safe, non-offensive material, but when you try and make your comeback, it's by doing something filthy.

Plus the entendre works for the screech of the brakes you should put on teh buttsechs if someone tries to drydock you.

>shrugs<

[c. page]

A Screech.

You reach your peak with safe, non-offensive material, but when you try and make your comeback, it's with something filthy.

Plus the entendre works for the screech of the brakes you should put on teh buttsechs if someone tries to drydock you.

>shrugs<

damn you melanson, you put the image of that bastard screech in my head...

[Doc Randy]

"The Keith P."

[Hawthorne]

Maybe a "Secret Identity" or a "Clark Kent" - with just a slight change of appearance, the pitcher expects to waltz back in unnoticed.

Although, really, the previously mentioned "Second Inning" in pretty awesome.

[Thommy Melanson]

damn you melanson, you put the image of that bastard screech in my head...

But you put his DVD in your player!

I heard its not even good enough to Lisa your Turtle once.

[Amos Moses]

Shoryuken!!

[gibbEy]

A balk? (staying with the baseball theme)

[Bill!]

since you're referring to him as the pitcher, why not call it a 'second inning'?

Shouldn't it be extra innings?

[Cth]

Double Dip Chocolate Scoop

[Ben Weldon]

A Screech.

You reach your peak with safe, non-offensive material, but when you try and make your comeback, it's by doing something filthy.

Plus the entendre works for the screech of the brakes you should put on teh buttsechs if someone tries to drydock you.

>shrugs<

I fully endorse this.

[Gunter]

Re-gifting

[Josh V]

Sticking to the baseball theme, batting without the donut

Or "trying to stretch a single into a double"

[The Afroman]

I would call it the Indian Giver.. that's just me.

[gibbEy]

Sticking to the baseball theme, batting without the donut

Or "trying to stretch a single into a double"

Okay, I think we have a winner here.....

[c. page]

Sticking to the baseball theme, batting without the donut

Or "trying to stretch a single into a double"

ding!

[ThisSpaceForRent]

This is what Brett Favre just did to the NFL today!

(I fully admit that I made this same joke in the Favre return thread)

[Captain Sensation]

Ok, I need to come up with a simple and succint phrase for the following situation.

Like, lets say you are having the buttseks with a condom, and the pitcher orgasms, takes off the condom, and tries to stick his wang back in. I need to come up with a witty euphemism for this.

No, this did not happen to me, but a friend. Yes, a friend, not a friend as in me, someone I know.

The "dusty peter"

the midnighter

the omnislash

the oni press

the wallace wells

The exit strategy

the big dipper

[Masculine Todd]

"Noodle Necking"

Mostly because, after orgasm, the penis becomes flaccid, not unlike a noddle.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Just look at them, after slapping it away, point and say "No ticket!"

[Ben]

How about "gay"

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

How about "gay"

"Oh no you don't! That's gay!"

[RebootedCorpse]

Return of the Brown-Eye

[gibbEy]

"Oh no you don't! That's gay!"

You smell funny.

[RebootedCorpse]

Y'know..Instead of "Return of the Jedi".
Return of the ..the..Brown...eye...

cough...
(slinks off)

[aviolentmist]

Unprotected anal sex??

[Masculine Todd]

How about "gay"

"Fannypack gay" or "that sound of balls smacking the back of your ass while taking it from behind gay?"

[DanLTaylor]

(Secret) Invasion of Trust.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Skinny dipping in the Sarlacc Pit

[Sackhead]

Unsterilized injection.

[Dave S.]

The Pearly Pitch

[rychehitman]

the ground rule homer

[jugglersdespair]

The Rapture.

Because it just may lead to the second coming.

[SgtPepper]

The used needle

[paintstain]

The Raw Bar
The Slick Willy
The Bad Idea

[BWC Boston]

The Wet Blanket.

[Bill Nolan]

The Rapture.

Because it just may lead to the second coming.

I lol'd. Snorted, in fact. :)

[Ryan Elliott]

The Double Dip?

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

The nasty Bulgarian.

[SgtPepper]

The Slippery Pete

[tonym]

The Rapture.

Because it just may lead to the second coming.



i vote for this one.

[Icaruss]

The Moist Reloader.

[DaGetHighKnight]

Aids.

[Keith P.]

The "dusty peter"



SHUT UP YOU FILTHY WHORE!

:mad:

[Jerome Gibbons]

The "dusty peter"

Haha. It even sounds like a sex move.

[Keith P.]

Haha. It even sounds like a sex move.

I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "STAB IN THE FACE."

[Brian Defferding]

The Rapture.

Because it just may lead to the second coming.

You win teh thread

[Ambrose Chase]

Maybe a "Secret Identity" or a "Clark Kent" - with just a slight change of appearance, the pitcher expects to waltz back in unnoticed.

Although, really, the previously mentioned "Second Inning" in pretty awesome.

clark kent.........thats fucking funny, man.

[HOOKS]

The Rapture.

Because it just may lead to the second coming.

Saved for future reference.






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[Mr. E!]

Breakin' Two: Electric Buggerloo

Bareback Mountin'

[Captain Sensation]

SHUT UP YOU FILTHY WHORE!

:mad:

lol, i knew you'd like that one.

[ItsDLEVY]

Mostly because, after orgasm, the penis becomes flaccid, not unlike a noddle.

Todd, you've been having the wrong orgasms.

[Mr. Sean]

The Sneaky Commando

No, better! "The Stealth Bomber"

[Joshzilla]

The Gooey Doorbell?

Joy Buzzer

The Banana Peel

Crocodile Mile

...I don't even know what we're doing!

[Caley Tibbittz]

since you're referring to him as the pitcher, why not call it a 'second inning'?

I just read the whole thread, and this remains the best one.

[Black Roman]

A greasy irishman. Reminds me of when Groundskeeper Willie greased himself up to go into the air ducts after Santa's Little Helper.

Technically Willie's a scotsman, but I like where your going with this. :lol: