Here is a statement that is true...

[Gordon Chumway]

Peanuts from the shell taste better than peanuts from a jar.

Maybe it's the reward for your hard work that makes them better, I don't know, and how do they get the salt in there?

[MAK15]

Peanuts from the shell taste better than peanuts from a jar.

Maybe it's the reward for your hard work that makes them better, I don't know, and how do they get the salt in there?

they have a magical Peanut Genie who works his magic to make the peanuts extra delicious.
that is the reason.

[R0cketFr0g]

Planters dry-roasted from a jar are MILES better.

[Thommy Melanson]

Honey roasted peanuts rule all.

You have been warned.

[Susan BANthony]

Planters dry-roasted from a jar are MILES better.

*bing*

[Jason California]

Peanuts from the shell taste better than peanuts from a jar.

Maybe it's the reward for your hard work that makes them better, I don't know, and how do they get the salt in there?


I read the title of this thread and saw who made it. I thought lets see what bullshit Gordon has now, but today you are full of truthieness.

[Gordon Chumway]

Planters dry-roasted from a jar are MILES better.


Honey roasted peanuts rule all.

You have been warned.

You guys should internet date.

Oh snap!:o

That's right I went there!

[Thommy Melanson]

You guys should internet date.

Oh snap!:o

That's right I went there!

Went where?

Lameville?

[Matthew Brown]

Boiled peanuts is the best.

[R0cketFr0g]

Went where?

Lameville?

Population: Gordon

[modungo]

Boiled peanuts is the best.

Hells Yeah! Regular or Cajun style!

[JHickman]

Boiled peanuts is the best.

yep.

[Dreaded Anomaly]

A Texas Roadhouse recently opened up here, and one of the best parts is getting huge buckets of peanuts and being encouraged to toss the shells on the floor.

[R0cketFr0g]

A Texas Roadhouse recently opened up here, and one of the best parts is getting huge buckets of peanuts and being encouraged to toss the shells on the floor.

I can't do it. I keep them in a little pile on my side of the table and sweep them up into my napkin when I'm done.

[The Clone Ranger]

Honey roasted peanuts rule all.

You have been warned.

Have you ever been to a comic con where they have the honey roasted peanut booth right among the comic booths? It smells sooooo good, and it covers up all the nerd stink as well.

[Jason California]

A Texas Roadhouse recently opened up here, and one of the best parts is getting huge buckets of peanuts and being encouraged to toss the shells on the floor.


Texas Roadhouse is great. You should check and see if they have 2 dollar margarita Wednesdays there.

[Gordon Chumway]

A Texas Roadhouse recently opened up here, and one of the best parts is getting huge buckets of peanuts and being encouraged to toss the shells on the floor.

I now have to find one in my area.

[Thommy Melanson]

I now have to find one in my area.

There's not one in Lameville, since it's not lame.

[Ryan F]

Even more true of walnuts.

[R0cketFr0g]

There's not one in Lameville, since it's not lame.

And a restaurant cannot live on Gordon alone.

[Thommy Melanson]

And a restaurant cannot live on Gordon alone.

Sure about that?

For an emo crooner, he could be thinner.

More Joy Division, less Clean Plate Society.

;)

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

It's good to see you're doing so much important research with all this free time you have.

[Magnum V.I.]

It's good to see you're doing so much important research with all this free time you have.

I want to be unemployed.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I want to be unemployed.

Give me the number of your boss, I'll call him and tell him I saw you drinking on the job and making lewd gestures to kids.

[Magnum V.I.]

Give me the number of your boss, I'll call him and tell him I saw you drinking on the job and making lewd gestures to kids.

I think my boss would think it was hilarious. And then he'd want to work cases with me.

[Thommy Melanson]

Give me the number of your boss, I'll call him and tell him I saw you drinking on the job and making lewd gestures to kids.

If he works at Six Flags, that'll snag him a promotion.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I think my boss would think it was hilarious. And then he'd want to work cases with me.

So you guys could tug on each other?

[Magnum V.I.]

So you guys could tug on each other?

Nahh. Unless I was thinking about Gibbey.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Nahh. Unless I was thinking about Gibbey.

So you guys would just tounge kiss? I guess you don't want to give it all away, don't want to be the office slut.

[Magnum V.I.]

So you guys would just tounge kiss? I guess you don't want to give it all away, don't want to be the office slut.

Nah, then I'd be like you.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Nah, then I'd be like you.

Awesome?

[Magnum V.I.]

Awesome?

I live in awesomeland don't I?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I live in awesomeland don't I?

*high five*

[Magnum V.I.]

*high five*

*cock slap*!