why does this fascinate me?

[M. Sean McManus]

Yes I know it's junk mail... but I read the whole thing trying to make sense of it like some beatnik experiment gone awry...

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[BJLG]

They stole my idea!

[M. Sean McManus]

I totally dare someone to draw this... it would be brilliant.

[ZeeS]

http://www.whitepowdereddoughnuts.com/comic_images/youngblood.jpg

Oh god, its already been drawn...

[M. Sean McManus]

http://www.whitepowdereddoughnuts.com/comic_images/youngblood.jpg

Oh god, its already been drawn...Very good Zeeesss... but what about the "do an auxiliary turbine."

[Tommie Kelly]

I often wondered what the point of spam emails like this are. I mean what exactly do they hope to get out of it?

[JABSEN]

You guys should write a character named Lamb Majordomo.

[M. Sean McManus]

You guys should write a character named Lamb Majordomo. For mariner? He on property december.

[M. Sean McManus]

They stole my idea!But on isotope atlas stone. bump on diabetes. he chill, ascertain he abolish.

[M. Sean McManus]

I often wondered what the point of spam emails like this are. I mean what exactly do they hope to get out of it? To prototype. Not by capitalize, require. Be pressing tucker. To replenish an caution evacuate.

[M. Sean McManus]

I totally dare someone to draw this... it would be brilliant.Be no observable.

[SKAtoons]

hahaha. what the f**k?! who would send such a cryptic message to you, is it commie code or something?

[M. Sean McManus]

hahaha. what the f**k?! who would send such a cryptic message to you, is it commie code or something?To go maneuver. Or in swing wages lookout. times of cleanse. go forge, thin on exploration.

[SKAtoons]

To go maneuver. Or in swing wages lookout. times of cleanse. go forge, thin on exploration.

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[M. Sean McManus]

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[SKAtoons]

Not stakes of dental transportation. Are a greek damn sieve.

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[M. Sean McManus]

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[Mary E. Brickthrower, MEB Grim]

YOUNGBLOOD reference -- brilliant?

Why don't I ever get junk mail like this. I get the people looking to help me deposit their millions of dollars but only need a small investment for a huge return. And I get them all the time b/c I like to answer the people. At least I feel like I'm wasting their time.
Here is one:
THE OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.
Date 26th fEBUARY, 2007.
Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2008
Your Ref: .............................
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/07.
Dear Honourable beneficiary
Note: {Kindly direct your response to the private
email address of my boss, Prof. Charles Soludo, The
Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria
CBN).below for quicker deliberation and response from
him on the release of your funds to you.please
indicate a phone number he can reach you on in your
response.}
Email:cbn.info74@gmail.com
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS.
Definitely, I am sure that the receipt of this email
will be of utmost blessing to you.I am Mr. John Samuel,
the secretary to Prof. Charles Soludo, The Executive
Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
You are been officially contacted by me today because
I was instructed to do so by my boss The Executive
Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), kindly
note that your Funds were Re-deposited into the
"Federal Suspense Account" of the CBN last week,
because you did not forward your Claim as the Right
beneficiary. The Central Bank of Nigeria is the parent
Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria.
My boss The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN), was visited in his office by three
gentlemen today, really these men were unexpected by
him because their visit was impromptu. He had to ask
them why they came to see him in person and they said
that they came to collect the Inheritance/ contract
funds Bill Sum of (US$8,500,000:00) $8.5 million
which rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf.
At this development He asked them who authorized them
to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this
Payment and they told him that you asked them to come
and collect these Funds on your Behalf. Infact this
was the biggest shock that this Bank has ever received
so far because your Inheritance Funds is still in the
"Federal Suspense Account" of CBN,yet you sent these
men to come and collect this Funds on your behalf
without notifying us.
We do not understand why you should send these men to
come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If
actually you want them to help you collect your funds,
you should have at least informed him officially as
the Executive Governor of this Bank.
Note that they actually tendered some Vital Documents
which proved that you actually sent them for the
Collection of these Funds. Honestly, it really shocked
him that you took such a decision without his consent.
Below is list of the Documents which they tendered to
this Bank today:

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.
Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this
Noble Bank are a clear Proof that you sent them to
Collect this Funds for you.Finally,He, Prof Soludo
told them to come back tomorrow morning and they
promised to come back.As the Governor of this Noble
Bank, he was supposed to Release this Funds to them
but he refused to do so because he wanted to clarify
this from you first. KINDLY DO GET BACK TO ME WITH
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO I CAN REACH YOU AS FAST AS
POSSIBLE OK.

Due to the Nature of his job, he cannot afford to make
any mistake in releasing these Funds to anyone except
you who is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to
these Funds.
Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this
Payment to these foreigners whom came on your
behalf.Note that for security reasons you have been
assigned a code/password which is {TT7424CBN},Please
note that this code is the refernce number for your
transfer and its being disclosed to you alone,guard
this jealously and all your email response should
carry this code as the subject.
Kindly direct your response to the private email
address of my boss, Prof. Charles Soludo, The
Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria
CBN).below for quicker deliberation and response from
him on the release of your funds to you.
Email:cbn.info74@gmail.com
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.John Samuel.
Secretary.
TO THE GOVERNOR.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.

STATEMENT OF CONFIDENTIALITY "The information in this
email and in any attachments may contain confidential
information and is intended solely for the attention
and use of the named addressee(s). It may not be
disclosed to any person without authorization. If you
are not the intended recipient, or a person
responsible for delivering it to the intended
recipient you are not authorized to and must not
disclose, copy,distribute or retain this message or
any part of it."

[SKAtoons]

how do people even fall for that stuff? As soon you see the word "Nigeria" the jig should be up. Honestly, you have to be a complete moron! Check out the Dateline special, "To catch an internet theft" it's brilliant.

[M. Sean McManus]

STATEMENT OF CONFIDENTIALITY "The information in this
email and in any attachments may contain confidential
information and is intended solely for the attention
and use of the named addressee(s). It may not be
disclosed to any person without authorization. If you
are not the intended recipient, or a person
responsible for delivering it to the intended
recipient you are not authorized to and must not
disclose, copy,distribute or retain this message or
any part of it."

Oh shiv-- did you just breach some sort of legal confidentialty statement?

[M. Sean McManus]

how do people even fall for that stuff? As soon you see the word "Nigeria" the jig should be up. Honestly, you have to be a complete moron! Check out the Dateline special, "To catch an internet theft" it's brilliant. We do not understand why you should send these men to
come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If
actually you want them to help you collect your funds,
you should have at least informed him officially as
the Executive Governor of this Bank.

[Arion]

Oh shiv-- did you just breach some sort of legal confidentialty statement?

Perhaps.

[M. Sean McManus]

Perhaps.Or remembrance Go deadlock.

[Mary E. Brickthrower, MEB Grim]

Oh shiv-- did you just breach some sort of legal confidentialty statement?

God I hope so!

[M. Sean McManus]

God I hope so!A on sorcerer selfish. Or remembrance Go deadlock. It storey. As is prose.