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The Hodag
05-28-2008, 07:29 AM
I was watching Terminator the other day on my brother's Blu-ray player. You know that opening sequence where Arnie whups up on 80s punker, Bill Paxton? Walks up to him and his pals nekkid to get their clothes?

Well, for the first time the clarity of the picture was so good...

I could see Arnie's flopping man-root as he approached them.

Fuck you, technology.

nihilance
05-28-2008, 07:32 AM
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

Ziolko
05-28-2008, 07:32 AM
So is Arnold's penis better or worse than Indiana Jones 4?

markgrayson
05-28-2008, 07:33 AM
How many times did you rewind it to make sure it was a dong?

Special Agent Bachman
05-28-2008, 07:34 AM
Flopping man-root.

Jef UK
05-28-2008, 07:35 AM
Little known fact: Arnold's dong has an excellent command of the English language.

The Hodag
05-28-2008, 07:35 AM
So is Arnold's penis better or worse than Indiana Jones 4?

Less CGI, anyway.

Jef UK
05-28-2008, 07:35 AM
Flopping man-root.

IT'S NOT A TUBOR!

markgrayson
05-28-2008, 07:36 AM
Little known fact: Arnold's dong has an excellent command of the English language.

But his butthole talks shit.

LenNWallace
05-28-2008, 07:39 AM
IT'S NOT A TUBOR!

:rofl:

The Hodag
05-28-2008, 07:48 AM
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

It's "methinks," written as a single word.

"Me thinks" is Bizarro or caveman talk.

But your sentiment might be on target. Who can resist 80s-era Arnie? Dude was a mighty meatbag of power. The Blu-ray also brings out the awesome geometric designs of the Ocean Pacific t-shirt he cribbed from Bill Paxton's homey.

NeverWanderer
05-28-2008, 07:55 AM
It's "methinks," written as a single word.

"Me thinks" is Bizarro or caveman talk.

But your sentiment might be on target. Who can resist 80s-era Arnie? Dude was a mighty meatbag of power. The Blu-ray also brings out the awesome geometric designs of the Ocean Pacific t-shirt he cribbed from Bill Paxton's homey.

Bill Paxton's homey, who just so happens to be Brian Thompson of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dragonheart, and Cobra -- yes, COBRA -- fame.

As for everything else...

I think Jef UK pretty much won the thread. :)

Joe Kalicki
05-28-2008, 01:41 PM
I just noticed Bruce Willis' wanger in Pulp Fiction the other day. I never noticed it before and I've seen the movie a bunch of times.

schizorabbit
05-28-2008, 02:14 PM
But your sentiment might be on target. Who can resist 80s-era Arnie? Dude has a mighty meatbag of power. The Blu-ray also brings out the awesome geometric designs of the Ocean Pacific t-shirt he cribbed from Bill Paxton's homey.

Fixed.

Kedd
05-28-2008, 02:28 PM
-sigh- now if I go out and get this movie on blu-rey part of me is going to think it's only because I want to see his sack. thanks man.

The Hodag
05-28-2008, 02:58 PM
-sigh- now if I go out and get this movie on blu-rey part of me is going to think it's only because I want to see his sack. thanks man.

It's the director's original vision!

Ryan Elliott
05-28-2008, 03:13 PM
:rofl:

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-28-2008, 03:21 PM
Ahnold wants to fuck you.

Donal DeLay
05-28-2008, 03:29 PM
I was watching Terminator the other day on my brother's Blu-ray player. You know that opening sequence where Arnie whups up on 80s punker, Bill Paxton? Walks up to him and his pals nekkid to get their clothes?

Well, for the first time the clarity of the picture was so good...

I could see Arnie's flopping man-root as he approached them.

Fuck you, technology.
That homophobic that it matters?

;)

(just messin)

The Hodag
05-28-2008, 03:32 PM
That homophobic that it matters?

;)

(just messin)

If only it were homophobia.

It's jealousy.

:surrend: