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Jason California
05-19-2008, 06:54 PM
Flying RC Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech (http://gizmodo.com/391794/flying-rc-penis-disrupts-garry-kasparov-speech)

jamestolliver
05-19-2008, 06:57 PM
I wish this would happen during a state of the union address.

Jerome Gibbons
05-19-2008, 06:58 PM
The guys standing there reacted like it was a bomb or something...

juampi
05-19-2008, 06:59 PM
That's...Great!

Love the faces from the guys at the table, pretending nothing is happening!

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:00 PM
Obviously a product of the Cold War.

That's one of the things that has scared me about the breakup of the old Soviet Union. Anyone can get a flying penis on the black market these days.

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:03 PM
Obviously a product of the Cold War.

That's one of the things that has scared me about the breakup of the old Soviet Union. Anyone can get a flying penis on the black market these days.


Imagine a suit case full of them.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:06 PM
Imagine a suit case full of them.


It gives me nightmares.

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:07 PM
It gives me nightmares.


I am now imagining an terrorist plot by Herr Star using these.

Buk Was Right
05-19-2008, 07:11 PM
The guys standing there reacted like it was a bomb or something...

How'd they know it wasn't?

Also, that one guy who took it down is named cockblocker... pretty much for the rest of his life.

Jerome Gibbons
05-19-2008, 07:14 PM
How'd they know it wasn't?

'cause no terrorist is awesome enough to make a penis-shaped bomb.

Thudpucker
05-19-2008, 07:19 PM
:rofl:

I imagine it's pretty hard to continue with a speech after a flying penis interuption.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:32 PM
I am now imagining an terrorist plot by Herr Star using these.

They're already trying to smuggle them into the country.

Homeland Security has their work for them checking out all these packages.

TheHanna
05-19-2008, 07:34 PM
They're already trying to smuggle them into the country.

Homeland Security has their work for them checking out all these packages.

*ahem*

ba-ZING!

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:37 PM
They're already trying to smuggle them into the country.

Homeland Security has their work for them checking out all these packages.


I think it is to much of a load on them.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:39 PM
I think it is to much of a load on them.

They might need to erect some sort of security checkpoint.

Michael Blacklist
05-19-2008, 07:43 PM
They're already trying to smuggle them into the country.

Homeland Security has their work for them checking out all these packages.

Yeah, but to make it easier they never imply ownership. It's always "A flying penis" not "Your flying penis".


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c304/celluloidnitrate/cap.jpg

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:44 PM
They might need to erect some sort of security checkpoint.


give me a second...I am thinking....

Joe Kalicki
05-19-2008, 07:44 PM
Penis takes Queen. Checkmate.

Kingsumo
05-19-2008, 07:46 PM
The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air. That's always the case, isn't it? Some guy's having fun with a flying penis when someone joker just has to ruin the party.

This.. This is just not something you see in many articles.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:49 PM
For some reason the song One Night in Bangkok is stuck in my head now.

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:49 PM
They might need to erect some sort of security checkpoint.

We need a penetrating probe to figure this out.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:51 PM
We need a penetrating probe to figure this out.


I hope that once it gets started that lack of funding doesn't yank everything.

Jason California
05-19-2008, 07:55 PM
I hope that once it gets started that lack of funding doesn't yank everything.


You would be surprised out what you can pump out of the system with some gentle massaging.

Gunter
05-19-2008, 07:56 PM
You would be surprised out what you can pump out of the system with some gentle massaging.

I don't know. Some of those guys have been in the system so long they've gone soft.

Jason California
05-19-2008, 08:01 PM
I don't know. Some of those guys have been in the system so long they've gone soft.


Tell them it is for the children. That will get many excited about the process again.

Amedeo
05-19-2008, 08:03 PM
I am now imagining an terrorist plot by Herr Star using these.

HAHAHAHA...You just made my day...:rofl:

Gunter
05-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Tell them it is for the children. That will get many excited about the process again.


I hope that the person they put in charge of this thing has a lot of stroke.

Kingsumo
05-19-2008, 08:24 PM
I hope that the person they put in charge of this thing has a lot of stroke.

I dunno. A lot of guys get too cocky and end up getting the shaft.

DeluxeVoltron
05-19-2008, 08:32 PM
I dunno. A lot of guys get too cocky and end up getting the shaft.

ya this kind of thing could really end up fucking the guy

Kingsumo
05-19-2008, 08:34 PM
ya this kind of thing could really end up fucking the guy

Yeah, something like that could really leave a bad taste in a person's mouth.

Ryan Elliott
05-19-2008, 10:27 PM
Sorry about the low quality screen capture:


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/Hellboy072/RCPenis.jpg

King of Mars
05-20-2008, 08:28 PM
And he thought Deep Blue was the most annoying piece of machinery he'd ever have to deal with in his life. Not by a long shot.

Amedeo
05-20-2008, 08:37 PM
Sorry about the low quality screen capture:


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/Hellboy072/RCPenis.jpg

You win.

Ryan Elliott
05-20-2008, 08:39 PM
You win.


Thanks. :)

/(. . )/
05-21-2008, 02:09 AM
the title made me laugh

but then i realized that radio controlled drones could be the future of bombs.