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Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:31 PM
http://images.newsarama.com/dccomics/Mar07/wildstorm_6/CLAW_TPB_solicit.jpg

This cover is the most blatantly sexual drawing I've ever had published. It makes me laugh. :D

Thudpucker
05-16-2008, 08:33 PM
Ouch.

MAK15
05-16-2008, 08:33 PM
http://images.newsarama.com/dccomics/Mar07/wildstorm_6/CLAW_TPB_solicit.jpg

This cover is the most blatantly sexual drawing I've ever had published. It makes me laugh. :D

oh, ever published.
I was about to call bullshit...
very nice.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:36 PM
I like that his sack is blue.

ZombieSpeedball
05-16-2008, 08:36 PM
Holy shit, that is awesome.

marvelboi77
05-16-2008, 08:37 PM
That poor guys nipple.

Ashwin Pande
05-16-2008, 08:37 PM
Underboobs!

nick maynard
05-16-2008, 08:37 PM
i like the phallus!

MAK15
05-16-2008, 08:38 PM
I like that his sack is blue.

god-DAMNIT!
never woulda looked if you hadn't said anything...

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:38 PM
Yeah. But look, an enormous erect penis plus scrotum. She looks terrified of it. And I like that the eagle has fish in it's claws too.

joeAR
05-16-2008, 08:42 PM
Yeah. But look, an enormous erect penis plus scrotum. She looks terrified of it. And I like that the eagle has fish in it's claws too.


I know i'd be terrified of a giant blue cock.

Ryan Elliott
05-16-2008, 08:42 PM
Hawt.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:43 PM
I know i'd be terrified of a giant blue cock.

The cock isn't blue.

joeAR
05-16-2008, 08:45 PM
The cock isn't blue.


That whole area looks blue too me but i'm probably seeing something that isn't there.......good lord does this mean that I want to see giant blue cock?

Raphael J
05-16-2008, 08:45 PM
Whew. I thought it was weird that my cock had a skull on the end but this is really reassuring me of my worst fears. Thanks Ethan!

Mattman
05-16-2008, 08:46 PM
This cover is the most blatantly sexual drawing I've ever had published. It makes me laugh. :D
So you equate sex with extreme pain?

S'plains a lot. ;);)

Great pic BTW. Someone should hire you. You've got real talent there son.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:46 PM
Whew. I thought it was weird that my cock had a skull on the end but this is really reassuring me of my worst fears. Thanks Ethan!

My cock is about to have a skull at the end of it!

joeAR
05-16-2008, 08:47 PM
BTW, what is this a cover for?

Ashwin Pande
05-16-2008, 08:48 PM
My cock is about to have a skull at the end of it!

MY cock had a skrull at the end of it last night!

Raphael J
05-16-2008, 08:49 PM
My cock is about to have a skull at the end of it!

Are you...is this your way of asking me to send you pictures of myself? Because I'm not okay with that line of talk in public.

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:50 PM
BTW, what is this a cover for?

CLAW THE UNCONQUERED. Ironically, low sales conquered it.

DeluxeVoltron
05-16-2008, 08:50 PM
somehow the eagle makes it perfect

Ethan Van Sciver
05-16-2008, 08:50 PM
Are you...is this your way of asking me to send you pictures of myself? Because I'm not okay with that line of talk in public.

PM me.

MAK15
05-16-2008, 08:50 PM
My cock is about to have a skull at the end of it!

tell me you didn't cut a whole out of the skeletor pic...

Maestro
05-16-2008, 08:52 PM
I can do with more boob myself.

lovewillkill
05-16-2008, 10:04 PM
This cover is the most blatantly sexual drawing I've ever had published. It makes me laugh. :D

With a quote like this, I was expecting nipples on Cyberfrog.

lwk

Dr. Omega
05-16-2008, 10:45 PM
This cover is the most blatantly sexual drawing I've ever had published. It makes me laugh. :D
um.. how so? Last time I checked, sex did not involve clawing people..

Looking a bit Bart Sears there in the face..

Patrick J
05-16-2008, 10:50 PM
If it'd had a wolf howling into the moon from a cliff in the background, and maybe an image of a crying Native American woman in the moon, I'd say this thing should have a place in the Louvre next to the fucking Mona Lisa!

Benel Germosen
05-16-2008, 11:02 PM
Hey E-boogie. When it comes to covers, what do the publishers say? Do they come up with an idea of how they want a cover done or do they just go " Claw The Unconquered. Do you want to do a cover for it? " ? How much say do you have in how the cover look etc etc etc.?

Patrick J
05-16-2008, 11:05 PM
Hey E-boogie. When it comes to covers, what do the publishers say? Do they come up with an idea of how they want a cover done or do they just go " Claw The Unconquered. Do you want to do a cover for it? " ? How much say do you have in how the cover look etc etc etc.?

I do believe they at least demanded something phallic for this particular cover.

Benel Germosen
05-16-2008, 11:14 PM
I do believe they at least demanded something phallic for this particular cover.

Everyone does. It is comics, after all.

Ravengregory
05-16-2008, 11:15 PM
Oh Ethan...

TonyFleecs
05-17-2008, 01:23 AM
holy cow that's manly.

Patrick J
05-17-2008, 05:15 AM
You should offer a warning Ethan; I started staring deep into this picture and after five minutes of staring my chest was covered in a manly carpet of hair!