My Egginator assploded!

[Keith P.]

Ok, a few months ago, I bought this handly little egg shaped device for boiling eggs in the microwave. You put some eggs in it, set the microwave for 10 minutes and voila! Boiled eggs.

I bought one for my friend Mike also, and he nicknamed it the Egginator.

I just put some eggs in it to make some tuna salad for dinner and lunch tommorow, and it was about half way done when I just heard this HUGE explosion from the kitchen.

It, and the eggs inside just exploded, blowing the door to my microwave open, splatting my kitchen, with eggs.

Unfortunately, my poor cat likes to sit beside the microwave and watch it spint, and bore the brunt of the eggy explosion and is now covered in half cooked egg.


My poor kitty, she is hiding under my bed and refuses to come out, a little trail of egg in her wake.

[NATE!]

It never fucking ends with you, does it??

[Brian Defferding]

:lol:

[Keith P.]

It never fucking ends with you, does it??

I carry a horrible curse.

My God, these were some kind of transdimensional eggs, that were bigger on the inside than on the outside. Egg guts EVERYWHERE.

[dasNdanger]

Ok, a few months ago, I bought this handly little egg shaped device for boiling eggs in the microwave. You put some eggs in it, set the microwave for 10 minutes and voila! Boiled eggs.

I bought one for my friend Mike also, and he nicknamed it the Egginator.

I just put some eggs in it to make some tuna salad for dinner and lunch tommorow, and it was about half way done when I just heard this HUGE explosion from the kitchen.

It, and the eggs inside just exploded, blowing the door to my microwave open, splatting my kitchen, with eggs.

Unfortunately, my poor cat likes to sit beside the microwave and watch it spint, and bore the brunt of the eggy explosion and is now covered in half cooked egg.


My poor kitty, she is hiding under my bed and refuses to come out, a little trail of egg in her wake.


Awwwww!!! Poor kitty!! I hope she's okay... :(

I've done this when boiling eggs, and forgetting about them...they start exploding like popcorn after all the water is gone - I've had eggs on the ceiling, the floor, the walls...it's a PAIN to clean up!

Give kitty a hug for me...


das

[Black Roman]

Ok, a few months ago, I bought this handly little egg shaped device for boiling eggs in the microwave. You put some eggs in it, set the microwave for 10 minutes and voila! Boiled eggs.

I bought one for my friend Mike also, and he nicknamed it the Egginator.

I just put some eggs in it to make some tuna salad for dinner and lunch tommorow, and it was about half way done when I just heard this HUGE explosion from the kitchen.

It, and the eggs inside just exploded, blowing the door to my microwave open, splatting my kitchen, with eggs.

Unfortunately, my poor cat likes to sit beside the microwave and watch it spint, and bore the brunt of the eggy explosion and is now covered in half cooked egg.


My poor kitty, she is hiding under my bed and refuses to come out, a little trail of egg in her wake.

:rofl: I know, I'm sorry for laughing. But this a LOLcat waiting to happen.

Seriously, I hope she's okay and comes out.

[Keith P.]

:rofl: I know, I'm sorry for laughing. But this a LOLcat waiting to happen.

Seriously, I hope she's okay and comes out.

She just crawled out, I tried to clean her. She ran away. She appears unharmed.

[Black Roman]

She just crawled out, I tried to clean her. She ran away. She appears unharmed.

"Oh Noez!! Chickenz Revinge!!!!"


Sorry, I made myself laugh at least. :lol:


She'll be okay, but I don't think you'll be catching her by the microwave like that again.

[Brian Defferding]

I carry a horrible curse.

My God, these were some kind of transdimensional eggs, that were bigger on the inside than on the outside. Egg guts EVERYWHERE.

So, it looks like the yolk's on you then, eh? :D

[dasNdanger]

She just crawled out, I tried to clean her. She ran away. She appears unharmed.


Did she scramble back under the bed? Poor kitty, she must be fried...



das

[Black Roman]

So, it looks like the yolk's on you then, eh? :D

Yes. let's try to cram as many egg jokes as humanly possible into this thread. :lol:

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:rofl:

[dasNdanger]

Yes. let's try to cram as many egg jokes as humanly possible into this thread. :lol:


You crack me up.... :)

das

[ZombieSpeedball]

The title made me think you had been using it in a... different way.

[Dreaded Anomaly]

I just hope the poor cat isn't shell-shocked!

[Magnum V.I.]

I thought you mean something about your penis. I am highly disappointed.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

It must have been very eggsciting.