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Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 08:48 PM
....when someone posts a picture of a penis in here.)




But until then --

http://www.lakesidebilliardsupply.com/cueball.jpg
+
http://www.milechai.net/jewishjewelry/images/menorah-m2153bL.jpg
=
http://www.atlantisfantasyworld.com/event/marvel/bmb.jpg

If you see something else that looks like Bendis, post it below. :D

DaGetHighKnight
06-03-2005, 08:55 PM
You ate some paint chips today,right?

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 08:55 PM
You ate some paint chips today,right?

No more than usual... :)

Brewtown Andy
06-03-2005, 09:39 PM
:mistrust:

Jade
06-03-2005, 09:40 PM
B... But I don't want you to get banned... :(

Need_A_Kiss
06-03-2005, 09:45 PM
You know, i'd be more forgiving if you put Jesus, cause he was Jewish after all.

...but i gotta say, this isnt very imaginative

Jerome Gibbons
06-03-2005, 10:01 PM
You know, i'd be more forgiving if you put Jesus, cause he was Jewish after all.

...but i gotta say, this isnt very imaginative

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/991230-buddy.jpg

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 10:09 PM
B... But I don't want you to get banned... :(

Then don't post a penis in here -- go with something safe like:

http://www.hq.usace.army.mil/cepa/pubs/jan00/charlie.gif

(Awww... the President of Cocks would miss me *sniffles* :D)

batphone begins
06-03-2005, 10:10 PM
cut off all my toes

joeAR
06-03-2005, 10:11 PM
I don't know if it's cause it's 1:00 A.M. or what but I found that to be hilerious

Jade
06-03-2005, 10:11 PM
(Awww... the President of Cocks would miss me *sniffles* :D)

She would... so, what part of PDX do you live in?

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 10:12 PM
cut off all my toes

Perfect -- take a picture of the big one and post it! :D

Jade
06-03-2005, 10:12 PM
cut off all my toes

*saves for lunch tomorrow*

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 10:21 PM
She would... so, what part of PDX do you live in?

I'm out by Rocky Butte in the Gateway/Parkrose area...
I wanted to move downtown, but my sister "had" to have a yard (that I still get to mow even though she's now in L.A.).
But I get to watch a lot of lovely sunsets out my sliding glass door...
or I would if I weren't in here all the damn time. :D

Jade
06-03-2005, 11:11 PM
I'm out by Rocky Butte in the Gateway/Parkrose area...
I wanted to move downtown, but my sister "had" to have a yard (that I still get to mow even though she's now in L.A.).
But I get to watch a lot of lovely sunsets out my sliding glass door...
or I would if I weren't in here all the damn time. :D

Gateway, eh?.. that's frightening...

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 11:19 PM
Gateway, eh?.. that's frightening...

Why? *looks around nervously* Is there a missile silo out here I don't know about? Nerve gas? You.. you'd tell me if it was nerve gas, right? *bolting doors in futility* :scared:

Jade
06-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Why? *looks around nervously* Is there a missile silo out here I don't know about? Nerve gas? You.. you'd tell me if it was nerve gas, right? *bolting doors in futility* :scared:

No, we just probably live close to each other.

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 11:37 PM
No, we just probably live close to each other.

Oh. Whew.

Uh... no reason or anything, but don't look out your window for a sec (lowers telescope in shame ;)).

Jade
06-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Oh. Whew.

Uh... no reason or anything, but don't look out your window for a sec (lowers telescope in shame ;)).

Dude, you have to tell me when you're looking... that way I can make sure to do something worth your time....

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 11:42 PM
Dude, you have to tell me when you're looking... that way I can make sure to do something worth your time....

It's all been worth my time so far... :D

Scottie
06-03-2005, 11:46 PM
It's all been worth my time so far... :D
Pics? :heybaby:

Jade
06-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Pics? :heybaby:

I better be getting some money out of this....

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Pics? :heybaby:

Godammit -- why did I bring a telescope, and no camera?!?

(Now I'm going to have to do some drawings from memory...) :D

Scottie
06-03-2005, 11:58 PM
I better be getting some money out of this....
Isn't knowing that strangers across the internet are wanking to you reward enough? :confused:

Caley Tibbittz
06-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Isn't knowing that strangers across the internet are wanking to you reward enough? :confused:

Wait -- she knows?

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:02 AM
Wait -- she knows?
The eyes and ears of the one called Jade are everywhere... speak with caution, friend. :shifty:

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 12:03 AM
The eyes and ears of the one called Jade are everywhere... speak with caution, friend. :shifty:

I guess this means I should put my pants back on... ;)

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:04 AM
I guess this means I should put my pants back on... ;)
If not for Jade's sake, then for mine. :-|

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:09 AM
Wait -- she knows?

I'm a female professional in the comic book industry... yes, I know. ;)

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 12:09 AM
If not for Jade's sake, then for mine. :-|

You can see me too? Godammit -- everyone else but me has awesome long-range vision powers...

(And all I'm left with are my massive genitals ;))

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:10 AM
You can see me too? Godammit -- everyone else but me has awesome long-range vision powers...

(And all I'm left with are my massive genitals ;))
k, see, lying about the size of your genitals via the internet doesn't work when you're talking to people with long-range vision powers. :D

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 12:12 AM
I'm a female professional in the comic book industry... yes, I know. ;)

Wait -- you're in the industry?

(Realizes creepy sex-jokes may have inadvertently cost him his future career... and if so, that it was all worth it ;))

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:13 AM
Wait -- you're in the industry?

(Realizes creepy sex-jokes may have inadvertently cost him his future career... and if so, that it was all worth it ;))

Published through Image and now own my own publishing company... you can click on the link in my sig...

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:15 AM
What have you written/drawn/etc'd, Jade? I'm too lazy to be clicking all sorts of links and whatnot.

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:27 AM
What have you written/drawn/etc'd, Jade? I'm too lazy to be clicking all sorts of links and whatnot.

I wrote/co-created a series called Shadows that was published through Image. My company, Cellar Door Publishing, has a book in Previews this month called Shocking Gun Tales, put out by the talented bunch at Chimaera Studios.

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 12:29 AM
I wrote/co-created a series called Shadows that was published through Image. My company, Cellar Door Publishing, has a book in Previews this month called Shocking Gun Tales, put out by the talented bunch at Chimaera Studios.Oh man! I LOVE THE SHADOW!!!
He's like... my one of my all time favourite characters! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!



:D!!!

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Oh man! I LOVE THE SHADOW!!!
He's like... my one of my all time favourite characters! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!



:D!!!

Why are you trying so hard to have me murder you? Why?

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Why are you trying so hard to have me murder you? Why?THE SHADOW KNOWS!

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Ever play the card game Munchkin? There's a monster in it called the Shadow Nose.

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:37 AM
THE SHADOW KNOWS!

The Shadow knows your mom.

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 12:37 AM
I wrote/co-created a series called Shadows that was published through Image. My company, Cellar Door Publishing, has a book in Previews this month called Shocking Gun Tales, put out by the talented bunch at Chimaera Studios.

Waiiiiiiiiitaminit now -- the "Shadows". Like, with Matt Camp "Shadows"? :confused:

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:38 AM
Waiiiiiiiiitaminit now -- the "Shadows". Like, with Matt Camp "Shadows"? :confused:

*nods*

That's the one.

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 12:40 AM
The Shadow knows your mom.My FATHER is the SHADOW?!? Wow!

Wait right here everyone, I'm going to fight crime!
BE RIGHT BACK!

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:41 AM
My FATHER is the SHADOW?!? Wow!

Wait right here everyone, I'm going to fight crime!
BE RIGHT BACK!
And that was the last time anyone ever heard from Mike Haselhoff again.

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 12:42 AM
And that was the last time anyone ever heard from Mike Haselhoff again.:lol:

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:51 AM
Well, since Mike killed this thread... all I have to offer (aside from nudie pics) is this...

http://www.ssscomics.com/wed.jpg

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Well, since Mike killed this thread... all I have to offer (aside from nudie pics) is this...


*blink blink*

PM?

Scottie
06-04-2005, 12:55 AM
all I have to offer (aside from nudie pics)

PM me?

Jade
06-04-2005, 12:57 AM
*gasp*

You guys are trying to get me banned!

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 12:59 AM
*nods*

That's the one.

That was my favorite book!!!

http://img204.echo.cx/img204/7886/scan00054qd.jpg

I got this copy signed by you and Matt at San Diego 2003!!!

This is me below (on the right, of course...).

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/3023/caley25ix.jpg

I can't believe I've already met you... my face is so red :Oops:

Scottie
06-04-2005, 01:00 AM
*gasp*

You guys are trying to get me banned!
No, I'm just trying to entertain Mr. Winky.

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:01 AM
That was my favorite book!!!

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/8916/shadows25ar.jpg

I got this copy signed by you and Matt at San Diego 2003!!!

This is me below (on the right, of course...).

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/3023/caley25ix.jpg

I can't believe I've already met you... my face is so red :Oops:

You are shitting me! Oh my god... That's too weird!

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:04 AM
http://img19.echo.cx/img19/3023/caley25ix.jpgNext time you see Quesada, tell him he should've tried harder to make New Invaders work! :mad:




Nah, don't really.
I'm just trying to kill the thread again.


All that's left now is nudie pics... :cool:



... of me.

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:06 AM
Next time you see Quesada, tell him he should've tried harder to make New Invaders work! :mad:




Nah, don't really.
I'm just trying to kill the thread again.


All that's left now is nudie pics... :cool:



... of me.

oh man, I'm torn over what nudie pics I want more now...... and I'm also tempted to take some of my own...

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:06 AM
All that's left now is nudie pics... :cool:



... of me.

Post em... if you're man enough...

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:09 AM
Post em... if you're man enough...http://www.nitelitetheatre.com/hardcorehaseloffin-bigboobysandmightyhammers.jpg

:cool:

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 01:09 AM
You are shitting me! Oh my god... That's too weird!

I shit you not (face so red)...

Shadows was an awesome book -- I was so pissed when it got cancelled. It started out strong and just kept getting better. I bought the first one just 'cause I knew Matt from Dan Schaefer's class -- but I kept buying it 'cause it was a good read. I really enjoyed your writing (so very red).
Any chance Shadows will ever come back?

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:10 AM
*gasp*

You guys are trying to get me banned!

Well...I've never called it that before. But sure, anything you want.

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:12 AM
http://www.nitelitetheatre.com/hardcorehaseloffin-bigboobysandmightyhammers.jpg

:cool:

My MY *fans face* I don't know if YOU guys can see this.

*makes obligatory hammer joke*

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:13 AM
My MY *fans face* I don't know if YOU guys can see this.

*makes obligatory hammer joke*http://www.nitelitetheatre.com/haselowned.jpg




:D

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:14 AM
My MY *fans face* I don't know if YOU guys can see this.

*makes obligatory hammer joke*

Mike is the only other guy I know besides myself than can actually hammer down a nail with it..... it's true... I've seen it.... we were thinking of taking out act to Vegas....

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:18 AM
Mike is the only other guy I know besides myself than can actually hammer down a nail with it..... it's true... I've seen it.... we were thinking of taking out act to Vegas....... yeah, but I couldn't get time off from the hardware store. :?

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:23 AM
http://www.nitelitetheatre.com/haselowned.jpg



:D

And with that, this picture's meaning will never ever be the same for me, again. Mjolnowned indeed.

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:23 AM
I shit you not (face so red)...

Shadows was an awesome book -- I was so pissed when it got cancelled. It started out strong and just kept getting better. I bought the first one just 'cause I knew Matt from Dan Schaefer's class -- but I kept buying it 'cause it was a good read. I really enjoyed your writing (so very red).
Any chance Shadows will ever come back?

Yeah, it was just a matter of keeping the numbers to pay for the flat fee. They said we could come back and do another run, but we might do it through Cellar Door. We do have an ashcan from last SDCC. It's a Jillian backstory. I'll have to get a copy to you... this is just too cool.

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:24 AM
Mike is the only other guy I know besides myself than can actually hammer down a nail with it..... it's true... I've seen it.... we were thinking of taking out act to Vegas....

I think I saw some of the promo work for that....

I didn't know that was you two!

Sheesh, all this time and I didn't know.

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:27 AM
And with that, this picture's meaning will never ever be the same for me, again. Mjolnowned indeed.Mjolnowned... aaaaalllllll night!



:cool:

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 01:27 AM
Yeah, it was just a matter of keeping the numbers to pay for the flat fee. They said we could come back and do another run, but we might do it through Cellar Door. We do have an ashcan from last SDCC. It's a Jillian backstory. I'll have to get a copy to you... this is just too cool.

I would love that! I've been hungry for more Shadows since it ended. :D

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:29 AM
I would love that! I've been hungry for more Shadows since it ended. :D

Funny, I've been hungry for the writer ever since it ended..... grrr.....

one of these days I'm gonna get her to blush... just a matter of time...

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:30 AM
I would love that! I've been hungry for more Shadows since it ended. :D

Just PM me your address... and give me gentle reminders, as I tend to get busy and forget these things...

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Funny, I've been hungry for the writer ever since it ended..... grrr.....

one of these days I'm gonna get her to blush... just a matter of time...

You don't even come on my board!

*runs out of thread, sobbing uncontrollably*









teehee... I said "come on my board"...

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:32 AM
Mjolnowned... aaaaalllllll night!



:cool:

Okay...that almost made me fall out of my chair. You are my hero.

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:33 AM
You don't even come on my board!

*runs out of thread, sobbing uncontrollably*


*'comforts'*

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:34 AM
*'comforts'*

*holds onto Wren*

*looks up at Wren with tear drenched eyes*

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:35 AM
*holds onto Wren*

*looks up at Wren with tear drenched eyes*

*holds back*

*pets*

I mean...

*strokes hair 'comfortingly'*

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:36 AM
You don't even come on my board!

*runs out of thread, sobbing uncontrollably*









teehee... I said "come on my board"...

well I invite you to come on my board all the time and you never do!

But I'll make it up to you, I swear....

will PMing you topless pics make it all better?

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 01:36 AM
*holds onto Wren*

*looks up at Wren with tear drenched eyes*

*secretly sets up camcorder*

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:36 AM
*holds back*

*pets*

I mean...

*strokes hair 'comfortingly'*

..........................................

all according to plan :D

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:37 AM
well I invite you to come on my board all the time and you never do!

But I'll make it up to you, I swear....

will PMing you topless pics make it all better?

You've never invited me to anything... so, I guess you better start sending the pics...

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:38 AM
You've never invited me to anything... so, I guess you better start sending the pics...

funny... I coulda swore I did all the time...... oh well... your consolation awaits....

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:38 AM
*secretly sets up camcorder*

*pretends to not notice the camcorder and slowly leans in toward Wren*

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:39 AM
funny... I coulda swore I did all the time...... oh well... your consolation awaits....

And now I suppose you're going to tell me you did NOT preorder Shocking Gun Tales...

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:41 AM
And now I suppose you're going to tell me you did NOT preorder Shocking Gun Tales...

actually I am... once I turn my form in anyway... so there!! :mad:

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:43 AM
*pretends to not notice the camcorder and slowly leans in toward Wren*

*is paying attention to Jade and doesn't notice camcorder*

*leans in*

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:44 AM
funny... I coulda swore I did all the time...... oh well... your consolation awaits....

They're very..consoling.

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 01:44 AM
*is paying attention to Jade and doesn't notice camcorder*

*leans in*

*thanks God almighty for camcorders*

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:45 AM
They're very..consoling.

wouldn't you know... she might find them unsettling though..... and here I thought I was spreading joy.....

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:46 AM
I might have to check out your com AAAH I HAVE A BIG GIANT THROBBING PRICK!!!



... erm... uh... innuendo~!...

Jade
06-04-2005, 01:47 AM
I might have to check out your com AAAH I HAVE A BIG GIANT THROBBING PRICK!!!



... erm... uh... innuendo~!...

You've posted on my forum a few times... so, you're excused... for now...

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 01:48 AM
wouldn't you know... she might find them unsettling though..... and here I thought I was spreading joy.....

Um... you're not the one I want to see spreading...

No offense...

Dread Pirate Wren
06-04-2005, 01:49 AM
I might have to check out your com AAAH I HAVE A BIG GIANT THROBBING PRICK!!!



... erm... uh... innuendo~!...

*glares* Joy killer.

Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2005, 01:49 AM
I might have to check out your com AAAH I HAVE A BIG GIANT THROBBING PRICK!!!



... erm... uh... innuendo~!...


....... PM me........

Mike Haseloff
06-04-2005, 01:50 AM
....... PM me........I don't want, anybody else...


When I think about you, I touch myself.
OH BABY!

Caley Tibbittz
06-04-2005, 03:34 AM
Just PM me your address... and give me gentle reminders, as I tend to get busy and forget these things...

Your box is full... *snickers* ;)

Jade
06-04-2005, 11:46 AM
Your box is full... *snickers* ;)

I can't think of a double meaning joke I can make here that won't sound disgusting... so, I'm just gonna go delete some messages...